Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape Slut Nasty Tries to Compare Smart Water
Well, I always thought Jennifer Aniston was the girl next door now I can see why Brad Pitt left her? She is a little whore demon and even the autistic playboy John Mayer found her too wild!
Imagine my anger today when I click on YouTube and find that Jennifer Aniston has made a video nasty. She compares her dangling sally gyrations to drinking Smart Water, a bottled water product.
Now bottled water is nothing special. People in California are dumb enough to think it is better than tap, when in reality tap water has more regulation and is healthier with fluoride to help prevent tooth decay and givaginatis. It helps protect your teeth and a woman’s special pink areas and that is where Aniston got the idea, let us use the water in sex acts!
I have refused to watch the video but I heard it starts out with a innocent blonde boy child. I heard it has Aniston pouring smart water all through her pinks and then the blonde child appears again. Keep in mind YouTube videos can be watched by all people including 3 year olds with a mousepad. This is scandal and I’ve called the FCC to shut it down.
If you want to watch this video for your parenting council, please do and then please know you can write the FCC here and put Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape Viral AIDs Video on YouTube as the complaint so they can know we’re all talking about the same one. WARNING: THE VIDEO CONTAINS JENNIFER ANISTON DOING THE NASTY BUSINESS AND INVOLVING SMART WATER FOR PRODUCT PLACEMENT. PLEASE FIRST PRAY AND THEN DEMAND ALL WOMEN/CHILDREN EXIT THE ROOM BEFORE REVIEWING.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc47LcvIxyI
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Author: Abe
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6:34 pm
Abe,
Two things:
First, lose the Hunter S. Thompson look. It’s way over, and you can’t pull it off anyway.
Second, go to a library, ask them where the dictionaries are, then ask them how to look up the definition of “irony.” Read the definition. Try to understand it. If you do (which I doubt you will) enjoy the feeling of the first synapse firing in your tiny little brain as you begin to connect the dots.
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6:46 pm
Unfortunately ,I chose to watch it.
A quick breakdown:
Ugly Kid, attractive woman enters his room. Kid leaves , attractive woman continues to blab (No wedding ring), she does look good, wonder why no man has taken her yet. Three hipsters show up next, unclear as to why. Cut to single dog with woman, sexual interactions begin with a kiss. Next scene: bestiality has resulted in lots of puppies everywhere. Bird? More puppies means more fornication.
Babies fornicate with each other and then the fat guy from the movie lost prays to a gay rainbow. Attractive female proves she is gay by kicking suitor in the private area. Then she has a climax as hipsters watch.
Very disgusting stuff.
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6:51 pm
“she does look good, wonder why no man has taken her yet.”
Maybe because it’s the 21st Century and women are allowed to choose whether to wed or not. Or, it’s because it’s a commercial and you’re not supposed to be focusing on whether or not she has a freaking ring on her finger.
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6:53 pm
Just saying she was attractive. Don’t get all bent out of shape forcing your ideals on me.
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7:33 am
Great ad! Love it! It’s hilarious! Kudos to the agency who came up with the line ‘Jennifer Aniston sex tape’!
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9:45 pm
It’s supposed to be humourous. There’s nothing “nasty” about it, nor does it have anything to do with sex.
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7:09 am
You religious stupid fucks get a life youre not real critics youre assholes except for the editer guy or lady youre a dick fuck you christians (there is no god get over it)
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7:21 am
Also its a harmless video promoting smart water, youre just to big of an asshole to see through that. Maybe you hate jen because your gay but youre crazy christian beliefs wont let you be gay so you have to fight it and all your bottled rage let out on her I dont know you tell me or maybe you just really hate smart water
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3:13 pm
dear abe (author), HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i respect god but i am not blind as you are fool. women are beautiful and its water. the makers wanna make a buck, dont we all?
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