Jerry Seinfeld Still Funny On Tonight Show, Can Make Fun of Chefs Too
What is the deal with the sleep mattresses? For a society of people tired from work and commutes, why is it we want to get home and fuss over the sleep level?
“Honey, did you change this from 45 to 34?”
Say what you want about Seinfeld, but his observations are typically true and funny. On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Seinfeld did a quick stand-up. It was solid. After that, Jerry quipped a bit and we also find out the chef who tried to sue him was fruitless in her efforts.
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Author: FrankMiller
8:09 am
Did Jerry post this?
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2:44 pm
I really have nothing to say about this article. It could use a bible verse or something.
I do like that Kramer. He seems like an upstanding fellow.
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3:45 pm
“I do like that Kramer. He seems like an upstanding fellow.”
So upstanding fellows, in your opinion, are men who yell racial slurs at people? Why am I not surprised – you think that Eminem, a man who’s had drug problems for years and raps about murdering his wife, seems like a “nice boy”. You seem like the kind of person who’d be into sadomasochism.
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4:16 pm
What do you have against Kramer?
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5:16 pm
He just seems nice.
Do you not like him because he is Jewish?
Boy you hate gays, jews, athletes, Christians, white rappers, the wolf girl. Who don’t you hate?
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6:22 pm
Have you forgotten about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOtU6EjHjoY
Gays: The accusation that I hate gays is just so asinine that I won’t address it fully.
Jews: I have nothing against Jews.
Athletes: High School and College athletes can be obnoxious and loud enough at night to warrant hate from those of us who are trying to sleep and do well in school. They have no respect for females, and all they want is alcohol and pussy. They also intentionally speed up their cars to splash our dogs with water when we walk them. In other words, they don’t deserve anything other than hate.
Christians: The only Christians I hate are those who view women as inferior, other races as inferior, and who try to push their religion on others.
White rappers: Just because I don’t view Eminem as an upstanding citizen or a good role model doesn’t mean that I hate him or other rappers. Yes, I hate the music, as it’s loud and annoying, but I don’t hate the rappers themselves.
The “Wolf Girl”: Please show me where I demonstrated any hatred whatsoever towards her.
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6:57 pm
I don’t have a youtubes account.
So because you live next to some bad Massachusetts athletes, they are all bad?
Kramer is a Jewish person.
Your gay hate is well documented on this site.
Eminem may have a shady past but he has repented and righted himself.
You and RD tried to steal the poor girls 15 minutes.
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8:09 pm
“I don’t have a youtubes account.”
The Michael Richards “N word incident” was a huge news story several years ago when it occurred. Even local news stations were covering it 24/7. Oh, and you can watch YouTube videos even if you don’t have an account.
“So because you live next to some bad Massachusetts athletes, they are all bad?”
I don’t know about all, but it sure seems as though the majority of college-age male athletes are assholes, at least in America. Oh, and my school isn’t made up of only people from Massachusetts.
“Kramer is a Jewish person.”
Your point? Michael Richards (the actor who played Kramer) angrily and repeatedly yelled the n-word at a black patron of the comedy club he was performing at. He also made a reference to lynching.
“Your gay hate is well documented on this site.”
So some asswipes who are butthurt about me calling Dancing with the Stars stupid call me a homophobe because this site is supposedly a parody site, and all of a sudden my “homophobia” is just running rampant?
“Eminem may have a shady past but he has repented and righted himself.”
Last I heard he was still struggling with drugs and alcohol, among other troubles.
“You and RD tried to steal the poor girls 15 minutes.”
First of all, there’s a difference between pointing out Abe’s hypocrisy and trying to “steal the poor girls 15 minutes”. Second, even if we had been trying to steal her 15 minutes, I don’t see how that would amount to hate.
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4:57 am
“The Michael Richards “N word incident” was a huge news story several years ago when it occurred. Even local news stations were covering it 24/7”
If you were recorded and persecuted 24/7 you would probably say something you regret also.
I think he even came out against slavery.
“So some asswipes who are butthurt”
Boy you really hate gays.
Eminem also has indicated he thinks slavery is wrong and shouldn’t be reinstituted. He is also in favor of woman’s suffrage, which is different from suffering. This is where you have not paid attention. He is not trying to make his woman suffer, he’s trying to protect her right to vote. And he sells American cars.
“even if we had been trying to steal her 15 minutes, I don’t see how that would amount to hate.”
You hate her because she has friends and goals in life.
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12:06 pm
“If you were recorded and persecuted 24/7 you would probably say something you regret also.”
You’re not making any sense. He called several black men the n word multiple times, in anger, and THEN the news was covering it 24/7.
“Boy you really hate gays.”
So I automatically hate ALL gays because I used the words “asswipes” and “butthurt” to refer to several who were pissed that I called their beloved TV show stupid? Explain your logic.
“Eminem also has indicated he thinks slavery is wrong and shouldn’t be reinstituted.”
Eminem was mentioned in the above comments, but I wasn’t aware that we were discussing his attitude towards black people.
“He is also in favor of woman’s suffrage, which is different from suffering.”
I am AWARE of what women’s suffrage is, dipshit. Don’t patronize me.
“He is not trying to make his woman suffer, he’s trying to protect her right to vote.”
So he believes that women should have the right to vote. Who doesn’t, in this day and age? That doesn’t mean that he didn’t rap about killing a particular woman (his wife) and taking their daughter with him to hide her remains.
“And he sells American cars.”
Your point? My parents don’t drive an American car.
“You hate her because she has friends and goals in life.”
Hmm, sounds to me like the hateful one here is you, making up false accusations that I have neither friends nor goals in life. Studying to be a vet tech is apparently not a goal, I see. Also, it seems to me like you’re grasping for straws. I said that RD and myself were only pointing out Abe’s hypocrisy, so you pull some random shit out of your ass in an attempt to still make us look like we hate the poor girl. You’re pathetic.
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7:41 pm
“My parents don’t drive an American car.”
Big suprise!
“So I automatically hate ALL gays because I used the words “asswipes” and “butthurt” to refer to several who were pissed that I called their beloved TV show stupid?”
I think you only hate gay males. You seem to be attracted to female ones.
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7:56 pm
“I think you only hate gay males. You seem to be attracted to female ones.”
Actually I LOVE gay males. Gay males are the only males, other than my father, who I feel 100% safe being alone with. Gay males have so much more respect for women than straight males do, not only because they don’t view us as sexual objects but because they understand the oppression that we have faced. Oh, and I’m not a lesbian.
So you’re making completely unfounded assumptions about me.
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8:07 pm
We all saw your attacks on the gay community. Your little war tarnished this site for us all.
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8:12 pm
“We all saw your attacks on the gay community. Your little war tarnished this site for us all.”
Please post some quotes from me that prove I have “attacked” the gay community.
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8:29 pm
I can only place one link so here
http://christwire.org/2011/02/why-most-liberal-women-are-single/
plenty there.
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8:34 pm
I asked for actual quotes. I would also like an explanation for how each one is an attack on the gay community.
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8:54 pm
I’d rather not repeat them, but something about spelling and them being dirty.
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1:05 pm
Well, well, well, sounds like someone is taking quotes out of context, eh? Did I ever say that ALL gays have lousy spelling? You have lousy spelling as well, does that mean that you’re gay?
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12:36 am
And I thought you were the bad speller. Silly me.
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