Liberal National Organization for Women Endorses Sarah Palin for President: Lesbians Follow Suit
In a surprise move the very liberal National Organization for Women (NOW) has endorsed Sarah Palins bid to be the 45th president.
Assuming woman’s suffrage will successfully be eliminated by the election cycle the militant group NOW’s only hope is to back Sarah Palin.
Recently the liberal and unfunny opposite to Dennis Miller: “Bill Maher” attacked Sarah Palin and the Orientals.
“Did you hear this – Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she’s demanding that we invade ‘Tsunami,’” Maher said. “I mean she said, ‘These ‘Tsunamians’ will not get away with this.’ Oh speaking of dumb twats, did you –”
Women around the globe are rallying around Sarah Palin after they realized that like Maher; Howard Stern, Maddow, and Obama hate females. Obama has long been known to hate women after revealing he has never bought his daughters presents and in the manner he stole the primaries from Hillary Clinton and then tricked her out of her senate seat.
Even more surprising is how uneducated lesbians have flocked to the Governors side . Many offering hugs licks and kisses of support.
Palin supporters: 
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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Lesbians are just bad people.
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What are you, fucking five? What are you going to do, Billy Mumy, send them to the cornfield?
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“Assuming woman’s suffrage will successfully be eliminated by the election cycle the militant group NOW’s only hope is to back Sarah Palin.”
Should read:
“Assuming women’s suffrage will successfully be eliminated by the election cycle, the militant group NOW’s only hope is to back Sarah Palin.”
“Recently the liberal and unfunny opposite to Dennis Miller: “Bill Maher” attacked Sarah Palin and the Orientals.”
Um, is there a reason you put the colon in between Miller and Bill and put quotation marks around Bill Maher?
“Women around the globe are rallying around Sarah Palin after they realized that like Maher; Howard Stern, Maddow, and Obama hate females.”
You haven’t the slightest clue how to use semicolons, do you?
“Obama has long been known to hate women after revealing he has never bought his daughters presents”
How does wanting to teach his daughters to not be materialistic make him hate women?
“Even more surprising is how uneducated lesbians have flocked to the Governors side . Many offering hugs licks and kisses of support.”
Should read:
“Even more surprising is how uneducated lesbians have flocked to the Governor’s side, many offering hugs, licks and kisses of support.”
Lern2grammar
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8:21 pm
I don’t care about your grammar rodeo. You are just mad because the CHHG’s are better at grammar than you and found seven errors in your one post.
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8:37 pm
I asked them for the seven and they did not give them to me. Besides, your errors are blatant and inexcusable for someone your age. I mean come on, putting colons and semicolons where commas should be, and putting quotation marks around a person’s name? You should have stopped doing that by eighth grade, if not before.
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8:51 pm
I think someone did give you seven reasons. And I still don’t care Claire. Some of them were mistakes, some of them were choices. You are just mad Sarah Palin is in the news and not you.
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8:55 pm
“You are just mad Sarah Palin is in the news and not you.”
I have absolutely no desire to be in the news in any way, shape, or form.
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9:12 pm
And you should be the one to talk, a few weeks ago I sent you a rough draft so you could edit it (since you seem to be the only one who cries over it) and you returned it with this:
Who is A.N? And this was not very helpful.
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9:26 pm
Is that the best you could create?
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10:10 pm
Are you talking about the article today or the one I sent you for edit? It’s been a long day traveling home from New England. Fun fact: Horizon Airlines offers free beer and wine in flight.
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10:16 pm
The one you “sent” me.
And I don’t care that Horizon Airlines offers free beer and wine; I don’t drink nor am I even of legal drinking age.
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8:09 am
Nowhere on that page does NOW endorse the “dumb twat”. She says she doesn’t need their defense. I’m sure NOW would be interested in hearing that you believe women should be denied voting rights. Under what grounds? If a woman is a US citizen she should be allowed to vote.
Did you post that picture of two chicks making out so you have some handy wacking material?
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3:06 pm
From the “Lesbians For Sarah Palin” website you linked to:
“At every presidential campaign stop Sarah Palin makes between now and election day, let’s see that she’s greeted with groups of lesbians and other queer constituents with posters or other types of out-and-proud displays proclaiming “LESBIANS FOR SARAH PALIN.” (But not a single damn one of us will vote for her.) She’s too sexy to be ignored. Let’s undermine the campaign with acts of queer love and lesbian admiration and give the Christian Wrong fits in the process. It’s political activism. It’s performance art. Participate. Wherever you are.”
Are you able to read? None of them are VOTING for her, or even supporting her; they’re making a point that Sarah Palin and a majority of people on the Christian right believe that homosexuality is wrong. But thanks for making the point that lesbians really aren’t supporting Palin at all. We’re just going to be making her deliberately uncomfortable.
Also, nice attempt at using Paint to look like you’ve ever sent anything to Claire. Are you done being a complete moron?
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3:17 pm
The internet is full of lesbians who love Sarah Palin. Some like her because she is a women, some can’t resist her looks, but most admire her education and eyesight.
And if you think that is paint…. You really need a computer class.
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3:26 pm
Microsoft Paint is a default image editing program on computers running Windows software. There are a number of similar programs available for purchase as well.
The point is this: You’re falsifying a “document” to make Claire look bad. That’s kindergarten-level behaviour.
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3:31 pm
You should have seen page two it was much worse.
My Korean IT kid explains it like this:
“Your college should teach you about computers. It is obviously a scan she made to send it, you can tell by the way the picture is distorted around the writing instrument. Had it been a faked document this wouldn’t occur. It’s an obvious scan”
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3:43 pm
Here are a few facts for you, since you seem so intent on lying and covering it up with bullshit:
1. Claire hates Adam Nelson. She does not “love” anyone, as she is intent on completing her degree and becoming a veterinarian.
2. I’ve never received a phone call from Claire, nor have I ever contacted her outside of this site.
3. Claire’s an atheist; why would she write “Please God…” if she doesn’t believe in such a deity?
4. The typed writing of the “document” is too small to read properly. Unless you can provide a higher-resolution image, I’ll have to classify it as falsified.
5. Why would Claire send you anything? The “document” could have been printed and re-scanned by you after applying “Claire’s edits” [false as they are], or you could have done them on the computer. Just because the “document” was scanned doesn’t mean it can’t have been tampered with, or falsified.
6. Claire has stated that she has never received or sent you anything. She’s less of a liar than you are.
Also, why do you insist on specifying the person who aids you with technical knowledge as your “Korean IT kid”? Seems remarkably racist on your part, though that doesn’t surprise me.
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3:49 pm
I can’t pronounce his name. I pay him well. He seems to think you don’t know your stuff though. I told him you’re a nice person.
Its spring break for you correct? Hows that going? Are you going to the Dinah shore weekend?
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3:50 pm
How old are you, MeAwesome? Sure, I may be technically an adult, but behavior like yours is certainly much more acceptable from 20-year-olds as opposed to retired married men with children.
I feel sorry for your wife. Has she set a date for her suicide?
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3:55 pm
I am 48. I treat my wife with the utmost respect. She is my rock. How dare you speak in such a manner? Suicide is for cowards.
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3:52 pm
“Its spring break for you correct? Hows that going? Are you going to the Dinah shore weekend?”
Hasn’t RD already told you that you’re being a creeper? You condemn her lifestyle and then try to act like you’re her best friend?
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3:56 pm
You are jealous. And what lifestyle?
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4:00 pm
Actually, I think YOU are jealous. Why would Claire be jealous of you? I hate you nearly as much as Claire hates Adam Nelson. You’re a liar and a creepy old man.
“And what lifestyle?”
I’m a lesbian, you moron, and a feminist. I play video games and enjoy various aspects of “nerd culture”, including graphic novels, manga, anime, and drawing. I’m also an agnostic.. You have never said anything positive about any of those things. In fact, you’ve written pieces about how “bad” those things are, or have agreed that those things are all “bad”. You’re condemning my lifestyle.
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4:06 pm
Then why would I ask you about the Dinah Shore weekend?
You liberals are so full of hate.
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4:25 pm
So, because I’m a lesbian, you think I would go to a giant spring break party for lesbians in Palm Springs?
So, because you’re a conservative, right-wing fundamentalist Christian, I should instantly assume that you spent the weekend protesting a woman’s right to have an abortion, or whining about the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?
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4:29 pm
Why not?
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4:31 pm
Because that’s offensive and, in a way, a condemnation of my lifestyle, in that you’re assuming that ALL lesbians attend that event.
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4:35 pm
No, because three girls came by the diner for lunch today and sat next to me. They were from Calgary and they were heading down to this event on a road trip. They seemed like nice kids and we had a nice chat. I don’t see how that’s a condemnation of anyone’s lifestyle.
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6:13 pm
“So, because I’m a lesbian, you think I would go to a giant spring break party for lesbians in Palm Springs?”
No? Just think of all the Timberland boot and flannel shirt markdowns you’ll be missing at the Palm Springs Wal Mart!
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4:06 pm
“You are jealous.”
Why should I be jealous that I don’t have a creepy old man who looks like a rapist trying to butt into my life?
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4:15 pm
Ok, fine, Ill invite you to this:
Reminder!!!
Tomorrow – March 26th, Saturday: ADBF 1002, Noon – 3pm
Dr. Charles Coleman of the Coleman Animal Health Center in Pasco, WA will be coming to talk to us about:
1. Animal Chiropractic
2. Nutritional Healing
3. Prolotherapy : “Prolotherapy (also known as reconstructive therapy, sclerotherapy or proliferative therapy) is a non-surgical technique that stimulates the body’s natural healing mechanism to repair damaged tissue and joints.’ (www.animalhealing.net)
This lecture is open to EVERYONE with an interest in Holistic Medicine.
Lunch will be provided to those that sent in their RSVP!
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST!
Jill Blake
Holistic Club Public Relations Officer
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4:27 pm
You really are an idiot, aren’t you?
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4:32 pm
Why, because Claire is interested in pet care? And our area happens to lead the world in animal care?
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5:10 pm
That does not answer my question about why I should be jealous that I do not have my own personal stalker who looks like a rapist.
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5:11 pm
What does a rapist look like?
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4:01 pm
“I am 48. I treat my wife with the utmost respect. She is my rock. How dare you speak in such a manner? Suicide is for cowards.”
How dare you falsify information in a childish attempt to make Claire look bad? She’s far more mature than you, Blanche, Nelson, or Billings could ever hope to be.
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4:05 pm
“How dare you falsify information in a childish attempt to make Claire look bad?”
Are you talking about her autobiography of Adam Nelson?
“She’s far more mature than you, Blanche, Nelson, or Billings could ever hope to be.”
Yeah, that’s why she hangs out here on a site she has no interest in, only whining and not doing anything productive.
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4:03 pm
“I treat my wife with the utmost respect.”
Right, like treating her as though she’s “dirty” for longer after birthing a girl than after birthing a boy.
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4:07 pm
I did not write it, but it is written. I’m sure you can look it up. You must have a bible around somewhere.
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4:35 pm
So, because it’s written down in an book that’s several thousand years old, and most of the sections of Leviticus are considered outdated, it must be true?
Most of the rules written down in Leviticus existed purely for health reasons. Medicine, technology, and science were, obviously, not as advanced when those rules were made as they are now. Leviticus also makes the assumption that all females are inferior to males. You want to hold on to such outdated, primitive, sexist ideas? Fine, but don’t expect any respect from us.
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4:41 pm
“Most of the rules written down in Leviticus existed purely for health reasons. Medicine, technology, and science were, obviously, not as advanced when those rules were made as they are now.”
That is the kind of response I respect. If one responds with irrational hate no one will listen to you. That is why we read things, take them in, and digest them. People should not immediately assume what they want and blow their lid like Claire does every time.
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4:46 pm
So, then, why would you quote it? It has no place, really, unless you’re trying to say that females are dirty and inferior according to that specific book.
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4:51 pm
Why does anything exist? Why do we have tonsils or an appendix or wisdom teeth?
There is always a reason, it may not be obvious.
Maybe it was to see if Claire could find a meaningful purpose like you did, or to see if she would irrationally respond.
You and I don’t see eye to eye but we have had some reasonable discussions. And found some common ground.
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6:07 pm
“Fine, but don’t expect any respect from us.”
We’re here to help you find a cure for your homosexuality, not to seek your respect.
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6:11 pm
You can’t cure homosexuality.
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6:00 pm
“You must have a bible around.”
Not necessarily, for a Bible can burn a witch’s skin. Praise His Ways!
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6:03 pm
Which explains why I can carry one in my bare hands, and why my Wiccan friends can, too?
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6:05 pm
You are a witch RD? Did you mention that before and I missed it?
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6:08 pm
Well, according to Joe, I am.
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6:19 pm
Oh, no — I did no such thing!
All I said was that it wasn’t obvious that everyone would own a Bible because it’s said to burn the skin of those possessed, like Wiccans and other Satanists.
I’m sure you have a Bible. Don’t you?
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6:21 pm
Nope. I’m an agnostic.
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4:38 pm
“No, because three girls came by the diner for lunch today and sat next to me. They were from Calgary and they were heading down to this event on a road trip. They seemed like nice kids and we had a nice chat. I don’t see how that’s a condemnation of anyone’s lifestyle.”
For one, I don’t believe you had a chat with a group of lesbians on their way to Dinah Shore Weekend at all.
Two, by making the assumption that, because I am a lesbian, I would attend such an event is, in fact, offensive, as it makes the assumption that all lesbians are the same, and that we like the same things and attend the same events.
I am therefore justified in making the assumption that you spend your weekends protesting the funerals of dead soldiers, whining about abortion rights, and complaining about how your god is angry because of all the homosexuals.
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4:45 pm
First of all, I asked if you were going. I did not assume.
And I would never protest anyone’s funeral. That’s not even funny to joke about.
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4:50 pm
I have requested on a number of occasions that you cease acting like you care about me, especially since you frequently say things condemning homosexuality, women, and feminism. You continue to do so, and it’s just plain creepy for a man who is nearly fifty, and claims to be married, with children, to express so much interest in the affairs of a twenty-year-old lesbian who lives nowhere near you and has expressed on numerous occasions her dislike of you and your opinions.
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4:52 pm
Why do you come here and engage me?
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4:56 pm
Because your inability to use actual logic and facts never ceases to astound me. You act more like a high school student than the “adult” you claim to be.
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5:02 pm
You ask me to leave you alone because you think I’m strange, but you engage me for the same reasons?
I would agree that my talking to you is creepy if this was a lesbian site or an agnostic site and I was engaging you. However this is a site where I take fellowship in. You are the outsider stalking.
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4:54 pm
“Why does anything exist? Why do we have tonsils or an appendix or wisdom teeth?
There is always a reason, it may not be obvious.
Maybe it was to see if Claire could find a meaningful purpose like you did, or to see if she would irrationally respond.
You and I don’t see eye to eye but we have had some reasonable discussions. And found some common ground.”
What “common ground”? That we both live in the Pacific Northwest?
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4:57 pm
Like when I had some questions about “born this way” vs “freedom of choice to be whatever you want to be”
And you replied about sexuality being fluid.
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5:00 pm
That’s not “common ground”, especially since you’ve yet to say anything positive or even halfway decent about homosexuality and homosexuals, or point out the clear fallacies in the “for every one gay, four children are molested” claim that frequently comes up here.
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5:10 pm
And you don’t point out popinator, or millennium or Claire’s ridiculous statements either. So should I assume you agree with what they say?
I don’t know if for every gay there are 4 kids raped, I have no idea either way, I don’t support it or deny it. Feel free to educate me without calling me a “rapist”.
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5:16 pm
“What does a rapist look like?”
You.
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5:20 pm
Rape is not a funny subject. You seem to trivialize it. Maybe if you could love another human you would understand how real feelings are.
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5:58 pm
“Maybe if you could love another human you would understand how real feelings are.”
I love my parents very much. Are they not human?
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5:23 pm
Maybe you ignore the real victims
http://christwire.org/2011/03/excerpt-from-my-name-is-unique-the-autobiography-of-adam-nelson/comment-page-1/#comment-72221
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6:20 pm
“No? Just think of all the Timberland boot and flannel shirt markdowns you’ll be missing at the Palm Springs Wal Mart!”
You only believe in stereotypical lesbians, don’t you? I don’t wear Timberland boots, and I enjoy wearing plain cotton dress shirts.
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6:45 pm
I was kidding! Everyone knows there’s no Wal Mart in Palm Springs. One wouldn’t expect wealthy homosexuals to congregate in any community that would host a Wal Mart.
That’d be far too “common” for those hipsters, all hoidy-toidy, hastily riding the wave of currency before fifteen minutes of Warholesque fame as 21st century poster children for special rights finally expires, making way for a Godly revival of Christianity to prepare the faithful for the End Times, a revival where the gay agenda has been thoroughly renounced.
Those “Left Behind” (read the book) will leave you a world as you liberals would have it: filled with lesbians, Muslims, unconverted Jews, atheists, Satan worshippers, scientists, PBS watchers, child molesters, tax collectors, Charlie Sheen, Melissa Ethridge, Barney Frank, and Michael Moore, all led by Nancy Pelosi, all begging for God’s forgiveness.
But it’ll be too late.
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6:56 pm
“I was kidding! Everyone knows there’s no Wal Mart in Palm Springs. One wouldn’t expect wealthy homosexuals to congregate in any community that would host a Wal Mart.”
There’s a Wal*Mart in Palm Springs. I just looked it up. It’s on East Ramon Road, in fact. I even have the phone number for it.
“That’d be far too “common” for those hipsters, all hoidy-toidy, hastily riding the wave of currency before fifteen minutes of Warholesque fame as 21st century poster children for special rights finally expires, making way for a Godly revival of Christianity to prepare the faithful for the End Times, a revival where the gay agenda has been thoroughly renounced.”
I have two very close friends who are both lesbians and are in a relationship together. They’re also both Christians; one says her prayers every night before bed. Religion has nothing to do with one’s sexual identity or preferences.
“Those “Left Behind” (read the book) will leave you a world as you liberals would have it: filled with lesbians, Muslims, unconverted Jews, atheists, Satan worshippers, scientists, PBS watchers, child molesters, tax collectors, Charlie Sheen, Melissa Ethridge, Barney Frank, and Michael Moore, all led by Nancy Pelosi, all begging for God’s forgiveness.”
One, you forgot the homosexual males in that list.
Two, what book should I read? I don’t believe you got it through your head when I explained that I’m a firm agnostic and don’t believe in any of that religious garbage. Any god who’d be enough of an asshole to leave people to suffer based PURELY on their sexual preferences or political leanings doesn’t deserve my respect. I’m not saying that child molesters are “good”; I’m saying that you’re equating scientists and Islam with sexual abusers. You’re really fucked up, aren’t you?
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7:04 pm
“I have two very close friends who are both lesbians and are in a relationship together. They’re also both Christians;”
“I’m a firm agnostic and don’t believe in any of that religious garbage”
No one is saying you have to believe, but that’s pretty disrespectful as is using the Lord’s name in vain.
You may not respect us, but you obviously don’t respect your friends either.
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7:12 pm
By “religious garbage”, I am referring specifically to the idea that only heterosexual Christians can go to heaven, a notion that my friends also think is beyond ridiculous.
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8:40 pm
“By “religious garbage”, I am referring specifically to the idea that only heterosexual Christians can go to heaven, a notion that my friends also think is beyond ridiculous.”
You say plenty of anti-religious things here on far more subjects than that.
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8:45 pm
And they both accept that I am not religious, and am not okay with many of the fundamentalist ideals expressed on this site. And they accept and agree with me on that.
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8:51 pm
Using his name in vain is against one of the ten commandments. Are they OK with you doing that?
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8:57 pm
For the most part. They usually shrug when I say “goddammit”.
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7:46 pm
Lesbians cannot be Christians.
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7:51 pm
Tell that to my friends. They’re both females who are attracted to other females (and, therefore, lesbians), and they’re both Christians. One of them says her prayers every night before going to bed, and they have a copy of the Bible on their bookshelf.
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8:23 pm
Any good lesbians will feel guilty in their heart. That is Christ telling them, choose to change your ways or you will regret it.
A lesbian cannot be Christian.
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8:31 pm
So, my friends, who love each other dearly and have been together for years, can’t be Christians because they’re both women? What kind of bullshit is that?
Christ was the one who went around preaching love and tolerance. If you’re actually following his teachings (a REQUIREMENT of Christianity), then you’d leave homosexuals alone.
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8:36 pm
You delusional little twat , you listen good boy. Christ did talk to whores and thiefs. Guess what? Just because he talked to them, it does not mean they won’t burn in hell.
Jesus Christ was there to let everyone know they can repent of their sins. Nowhere in that does it mean you can just steal all you want, and it’s butterflies and rainbow homosexual happiness. It means that you will have your hands cut off again and again and Satan shoves coals down your gullet for an eternity when you die.
The punishment will be twice as worse for your little lesbian friends, because they are an offense to God. They burn his nose like a great allergy. But he has a prescription stronger than Allegra or Clariton. It is called Hell.
That is where lesbians will sear with all other sinners. Christ loves everyone and because of Christ death on the Cross, everyone can be forgiven. But guess what? You have to stop sinning and offending God if you want to take Christ’s message of love up.
So stop trying to doll thigns up and make your friends think they won’t burn in hell. They will unless they stop slop sliding in each other’s pank porkers and get into a real understanding of what life is and what it means to be Christian.
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8:42 pm
“You delusional little twat , you listen good boy. Christ did talk to whores and thiefs. Guess what? Just because he talked to them, it does not mean they won’t burn in hell.”
Wasn’t the whole thing about Christ’s crucifixion done to redeem all of mankind? I do believe that’s what I’ve been taught since I was three by my parents.
Oh, and I’m a girl.
“Jesus Christ was there to let everyone know they can repent of their sins. Nowhere in that does it mean you can just steal all you want, and it’s butterflies and rainbow homosexual happiness. It means that you will have your hands cut off again and again and Satan shoves coals down your gullet for an eternity when you die.”
Homosexuality has nothing to do with robbery.
“The punishment will be twice as worse for your little lesbian friends, because they are an offense to God. They burn his nose like a great allergy. But he has a prescription stronger than Allegra or Clariton. It is called Hell.
That is where lesbians will sear with all other sinners. Christ loves everyone and because of Christ death on the Cross, everyone can be forgiven. But guess what? You have to stop sinning and offending God if you want to take Christ’s message of love up.”
So, where did Christ say anything about your god hating homosexuality? Oh, that’s right: HE DIDN’T.
“So stop trying to doll thigns up and make your friends think they won’t burn in hell. They will unless they stop slop sliding in each other’s pank porkers and get into a real understanding of what life is and what it means to be Christian.”
My friends were in their relationship long before I met them. They’ve both been Christians since they were children. Nothing you do or say can stop that, either.
What are “pank porkers”? Do you mean that they should stop having lesbian sex, which involves clitoral (and, in some cases, vaginal) stimulation, resulting in orgasms?
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8:35 pm
Wow, Abe is posting.
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7:46 pm
I would fuck a lesbian like i would fuck god right in the cornhole..
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12:10 am
I am totally cool with lesbians, only as long as I can watch. New laws should be enacted making all lesbian sex legally required to be filmed and posted for free on the internet. Even bull dykes… because ill rub one out to two ugly bitches tossing some salad and dining on pink tacos. But that being said those two bitches is hot, im voting for her too. I am sure Sarah will personally send you a thank you note for encouraging men ages 12-45 to vote for her, well the ones who aren’t fudgepackers at least
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3:58 pm
I am 100 per cent Christian, but I do like my lesbians
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