Marijuana’s Evil Threat To Christian America

Alex Keating
• ChristWire
March 1, 2011 3:30 pm77 comments

"Yeah... Well that's just like, your opinion, man."

All knowing conservative ire:  I possess this,  many don’t.   Today,  I point my superpower at one of the most dangerous evils our society faces today.   Marijuana.

Many Christians have questioned whether or not doing marijuana will send you to hell.   The short answer is yes.   Liberals would like to make you think otherwise by stacking polls and using fake medical studies.   The Bible,  however,  holds clear conservative viewpoints.

Nancy Reagan,  wife of the Great One and mother of the modern Republican Party,  started the war on marijuana in the eighties when she recognized the dangers it posed to our youth.   Her  ‘Just Say No’  campaign saved millions of American kids.   Too bad notorious pothead Bill Clinton used the nineties to reverse all her good work.

Clinton and the rest of the liberals have been trying for years to get marijuana legalized in the United States.   European countries that have done so have seen spikes in liberal populations over the years.   No doubt the Democrats believe they can stack the deck in their favor by adding pot to the mix.

While doing research for this article,  I noticed something very interesting.   Most marijuana users are either atheists or idol worshipers.   Instances of abortion and crime are also higher amongst drug users.   The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal.   The basic traits are the same.

Serious health risks shouldn’t even be a debate.   Left leaning doctors who make things up to get publicity with the college frat boy segment of the population deserve to have their medical licenses revoked.   You are taking a drug,  of course it is going to hurt your body and make you stupid.

The more sinister point of this review is terrorism.   Marijuana funds it.   Some strains even have names like  ‘Afghan Kush’.   The Bush Administration found that money made from selling drugs in the United States helped to fund the 9-11 attacks.   You think you’re getting your pot from Mexicans?   ‘Juan’  might actually be  ‘Ackbar’.   Could you really tell the difference?

This all brings us to Kenyan President Barack Obama.   At least that weasel Clinton had the good sense to lie about his drug use.  Obama just came out and admitted it,  like he was proud.   Then he hired his dealer’s wife to be our Secretary of State.   Coincidence?

No.

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77 Comments

  • Yes, and I’m pretty sure pot makes you susceptible to Islam, Buddhism, and all those other sin-plagued “religions” that Liberal Hippy-Types flock to while under the weed influence.
    My pastor and I were discussing this over a few cognacs the other day. Any drug that relaxes your mental state like that must lower your resistance to the mind warp those other sick, twisted religions use. Just the thought of it gets me so worked up, I had to take another valium.

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    • peace keeper

      u war supporting, non bud smoking evil doers are all homos and are going to be judged //// TOBACCO = 400,000 DEAD EVERY YEAR //// WEED = 0 EVERY YEAR, YOU ALL SUCK ASS. THIS GUY DOESN’T HATE BUDDHISM HE HATES BU-DIST,,, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN RELIGIONS IS THE MESSAGES IN THERE TEACHINGS… NOT THERE FIGUREHEADS, YOU COCKY CAUCASIAN SMUCK BASTARDS ARE 2 MILES UP YOUR OWN ASSES.
      I BELIEVE IN PEACE NOT FEAR …

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    • I am Islam.

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    • The ignorance on this forum is breath-taking.

      Marijuana is a plant given by God, not a drug.

      Unless you consider God your pusher.

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    • you have to be kidding right you were discusing this over a few cognacs? the second most addictive and destructive drug( yeah you know the one were most New found christians were addited to before they were “saved”) the matter of the truth is that ALL religions are sick twisted and GARBAGE! whats the purpouse of them really ask your self look at it out of your small christian bubble!!
      your so contridictory like most christians what does a valium do? im pretty sure it relax your state of mind
      but far more harmful than marijuana because its man made like the bible!

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      • you realize that comment was intended to be ironic right? the original commenter is pointing out the hypocrisy in consuming alcohol and condemning cannabis.

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  • I know more Christians that smoke pot than I do non-Christians…

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    • http://people.yahoo.com/

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    • peace keeper

      OH I GET IT NOW, YOU PUT THIS GAY WEBSITE UP TO MAKE FUN OF THE PEOPLE HAT REALLY BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE, RIGHT,

      ,,,,, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS SITE SUPPORTS OUR NATIVE MEXICAN BROTHERS ,,,PEACE

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Alex, you are a paraquat to sin!

    This was very enlightening.

    Praise be,
    BB

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    • peace keeper

      u war supporting, non bud smoking evil doers are all homos and are going to be judged //// TOBACCO = 400,000 DEAD EVERY YEAR //// WEED = 0 EVERY YEAR YOU ALL SUCK.

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  • You know what makes me sick, hippies at the grocery store with petitions to “legalize it man”. They always default to the same argument, we don’t want to smoke it, it makes great rope. Come on people, is there a shortage of quality rope? I mean sure you can’t afford a belt because you spent all your money on drugs so you use an old lampcord, but I fail to see how legalizing it will help you. If anything democrats will just tax it like crazy and out of your price range.

    But in more realistic discussion… As many of you know I live in Idaho. The people of Idaho are a proud and free people with very libertarian trends. Most people here believe that states should make their own decisions on these and other matters. I personally won’t touch the stuff. Look what it’s done to the Dutch. But this leaves me torn. The liberal feds have made this a awful issue, they say smoking is wrong, unless its illegal drugs, than they say its ok. They punish tobacco companies, yet reward, lobby for and license “medical” shops all around. This is very confusing to our youth who actually pay attention to current events.

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    • Dude doodson

      Maybe we don’t like tobacco companys because they’re greedy asshats and tobacco kills people while weed doesn’t do shit other than have a really low cancer causing rate.

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    • I wasn’t aware that the fed. had played any role in medical marijuana dispensaries and their right to exist. The problem with this country is ignorant people haven’t the slightest idea how our government operates, have you ever heard of states rights? I’m guessing not. Look it up, you might just form a sane opinion through critical thinking, which I’m also sure, you’ve let to learn about.

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    • “They punish tobacco companies, yet reward, lobby for and license “medical” shops all around.”

      I think you might have that one backwards my friend. All dispensaries and co-ops are required to be non-profit organizations supplying patients with alternative medication recommended by their physician. Not to mention any dispensary is under constant threat of being raided, arrested, and having all of their assets seized. Big tobacco pretty much has the government in their pocket, allowing them to do pretty much whatever they want. Obama’s tobacco tax was one of the few actions the government has taken against tobacco. I really don’t see a reason not to legalize it. It would save billions in enforcement and incarceration of marijuana crimes, not to mention the tax dollars and jobs created by an entire new industry would give people that would have been otherwise dubbed as criminals a chance to make a life outside of crime and sleeping with a gun under their mattress. Much less harmful than cigarettes or alcohol, but God knows that those two will swing their weight around to keep marijuana out of the ring for as long as possible. Sad but true.

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    • This is very wrongly stated. The Netherlands have a very low crime rate compared to the U.S.

      Also it has been showed that decriminalization of drugs lowers crime rate and the use of drugs in general. Take Portugal for an example:

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=portugal-drug-decriminalization

      One more thing..

      Revelation 22:2

      “In the middle of the street of it, and on either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bore twelve manner of fruits, and yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.”

      Also a research from the original Bible. If you really love your God you give him the chance to be revealed to the truth. God created this plant and it’s our right to consume it if we chose so.

      http://www.cannabisculture.com/backissues/cc05/kanehb.html

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  • I’m a liberal 14 year old who is a christian. Ive never smoked pot. My cousin smokes a shit-ton of it and he’s a republican. He’s pretty damn smart and has never done anything illegal other than owning pot. I highly doubt he is the only one like this.

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  • this article is so twisted.. literally no proof of any argument stated. substituted with only the haughty demeanor of knowing the “obvious” truth.. drugs alter your political viewpoint? thats almost laughable.. if it weren’t so depressingly ignorant.

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  • KickassKlaus

    I didn’t know Nancy Reagan was married to Optimus Prime. Ya learn somethin’ new everyday.

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  • Mr_Mackey.jpg

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  • Man I hope this is satire, if it isn’t you obviously have no working knowledge of the bible. The very first page says “And God said, “Let the earth put forth vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth.” And it was so. The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each ieathardpoopsaccording to its kind. And God saw that it was good.” Genesis 1: 11- 13. I suppose you also think it’s a sin to be gay and that it’s okay for you to judge others? You people give legitimate Christians a bad name, you do not represent the God I know and you are certainly not a model Christian.

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  • OBAMAMUTHAFUCKA

    DUDE I LOVE POT! i smoke weed everyday all day and im pretty sure im not a terrorist or believe in the islam religion. The problem with this website is that most of the people on here are ignorant and need to go away XD

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  • Judging by the picture posted with this article it seems that Jesus himself is ok with occasional pot use…

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  • youaresodumb696969

    Alright mayne! lets talk business. you are a fucking retard. first who the fuck do you think you are saying those studies are fake? are you a god damn scientist? no you’re a retarded christian who thinks science is fake. go back to the fucking 1st grade. and i’ll burn you’re god damn bible. (: second i’ll agree regan was a good president but only cause of his successful attempts to talk peace with the soviets, but the fucking “Just say no” program was only cause of drug related deaths. how many people have died from the use of marijuana, and i mean they smoked pot and died from the effects of it. oh wait, there is non. good game downy! third if you haven’t put the bible down for a second and watched the god damn news we’re currently in a recession or an economic slump for all you god damn bible hugging retards. if pot were legalized, it would pull in millions if not billions of dollars into the economy. i really hope you lost you’re job in this hard economic time cause you dont deserve one you retarded worthless piece of shit. :D fourth thinking that people who smoke pot are bad people is just retarded. please inform me on what part of the brain triggers this liberalism when you use pot. oh wait you dont know any parts of the brain cause you don’t believe in science. and also just cause a person smokes pot doesn’t mean they do not believe in god or they idolize someone. you just want to win an arguement. tell me what sites you did you’re research on you fucking downy cause honestly any normal person that would read this, christian or not, most likely thinks you’re an insane piece of shit. fifth if it helps people ease their pain if they have a disease why the fuck do you care. do you like to watch people suffer? you distgusting overweight assfuck. if i cut you’re arms and legs off and smoking pot made the pain go away i’m pretty sure you’d smoke a blunt. just saying. sixth get you’re fucking facts straight you down syndrome piece of shit. i’m 100% positive that heroine is what is grown and made in the middle east. i won’t argue that some pot is grown there but heroine is #1. also just cause something has a name pretaining to a country where terrorists harbor doesn’t mean they grew it and sold it. just letting you know most pot comes from inside our country. and also if it was legal the aledged terrorists selling it wouldnt have much of a selling market cause the government would run it. so you just lost two arguements in one. good fight. and finally seventh just because our president has done pot doesn’t mean he is a bad guy. you’re lucky for the first amendment cause if i was Obama i would find you’re house and tie you upside from the tree in your back yard. people like you distgust me. by the way since you’re a strong believer of god please inform me as to who put the cannibis plant on the planet. and obviously if god didnt want it here he would remove it. how bout you and your prayer group friends go pray to god about how you wish you didn’t cry about stuff that doesn’t affect you. also i hope a drug lord finds your house and cuts you’re balls off. you are worthless and do not even deserve life. no one cares about you. please jump off a building. or just your house.

    Stop crying and go make something of your life. oh wait you already wasted it with your life research on why pot is bad. fuck you and go to hell <3

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  • I am a conservative(leaning towards moderate) life-long christian. I am fifteen years old and I attend a largely conservative preparatory academy. I also choose to use cannabis on a once a week (or so) basis.

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    • good for you. maybe that will prevent you from becoming ignorant and closed-minded like the anti-marijuana morons that have posted here.

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  • (continuation of the comment i accidentally posted above) I would like to say that i would encourage the writer of this article to consider facts rather than opinion. You seem to draw conclusions VERY quickly without consideration of additional circumstances. However i will not argue about your examples now. What i really wanted to say is that i chose to use marijuana to keep me from doing things that corrupt my mind with sin and that cause me lots of trouble. I choose to associate with people who also use cannabis. We have never felt the urge to go out and mess with the neighborhood. We never do grafitti, we never prank people, and we dont consider sex (pre marital) something that is acceptable as a group activity. We usually just get high and discuss political/ religious issues (not kidding). Before i started smoking weed, i questioned the existence of god. I felt that my own opinions were correct and i didnt need to believe in god. After i sarted using weed, i was brought to realize that god does indeed exist. I can better realise what large amounts of good things god has blessed us with (marijuana included). I advocate strongly against abusing alcohol, and personally NEVER drink (except communion). I dont believe that weed will send me to hell. That sounds like something a 9 year old would say. it is ignorant and not supported by fact. I use weed to keep myself out of real trouble, and that, in turn causes me to be closer to god. I glorify him through my use. And on a side note, i have never, nor do i know anyone who has ever done anything “extreme” while high on pot. It relaxes me and gives me a new way to think around things (my grades are above average by the way) and i have never felt hatred towards anyone while high.

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    • that, quite possibly, was the best post within this torrential flood of ignorance.

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  • “Instances of abortion and crime are also higher amongst drug users. The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal. The basic traits are the same.”
    Perhaps there is violence because, like prohibition, people sill want their marijuana. Why doesn’t ChristWire go after things like Alcohol, Tobacco and actually dangerous things?

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  • Ummm…this whole website is a joke, right? PLEASE tell me it’s a joke by some poor pathetic sicko.

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  • This kind of ignorant thinking is the real cause of tragedies like 9/11… Drink the damn kool-aid already nut jobs

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  • bunch of rubbish.

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  • Please all u jesus tards please STFU.

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  • AreYouForReal

    I thought this was actually a joke when I began reading this “article.” But clearly I was wrong. I can honestly say that this particular posting is most probably the most idiotic rambling of words put together on the internet. No where in this did a single statement actually carry a sense of logic or even intelligence. Thus, I do give you credit for being able to write complete sentences with almost correct punctuation. I was truly impressed. Kudos champ! But I draw the line with Jeff Bridges. How fucking dare you include the Dude into your nonsensical excuse for journalism….shit stain. Suck a priest dick.

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  • Obviously the man in the above picture is Jesus.

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  • Jesus used marijuana for healing and as a part of the fire baptism. There was 6 pounds of marijuana in the Holy Oil in Exodus 30:23. Marijuana is a sacrament and the tree of life.

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  • oh my godddd. it’s a joke. calm down people, and smoke a j :)

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  • This is such fucking bullshit.

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  • SMOKE WEED ERR DAY

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  • wait is this serious? holy balls

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  • I don’t think so, Tim.

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  • Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. Genisis 1:29

    So yeah there’s that.

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    • The Lord said unto me, “I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs, and like a cloud of dew in the heat of harvest. For afore the harvest, when the bud is perfect and the sour grape is ripening in the flower, he shall cut off the sprigs with pruning hooks and take away and cut down the branches. (Is. 18:4-5)

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    • i get my seeds from a friend who has been growing good medicine for years. he’s kinda like a healing god.

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  • i hope you’re intelligent enough to know that your writing is meant only to persuade those dumb enough to believe it and holds no basis in any sort of fact.

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  • This is the most racist, stupid, rambling I’ve ever read in my life. I really hope this isn’t serious for your sake.
    SMOKE WEED ERR DAY.

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  • I’m a christian boy, and I go to church almost every Sunday. I know many many people from my church who smoke weed, adults and students. Most of the people I’ve talked to from my church are really kind people, really down to earth and fun to be around. I’m 16 and I smoke weed a lot. Most of my friends parents consider me a pretty good kid, which I would have to say I am. Ever since I started smoking weed my grades went up, I’m way more open with my friends, I’ve made more really cool friends, my acne cleared up(doubt it really has to do with the pot) me and my mom don’t get in arguments nearly as often, I actually listen to people, I enjoy camping trips which I used to despise, my mind feels a thousand times more creative, and surprisingly…. I’m able to maintain my money better than before. So, whats exactly the bad thing with pot? I’m really not seeing anything to hate, other than to people who really try to tear it down and LIE about it. I’m totally cool if its not something your into, I wouldn’t force it upon you, but to completely make up crap about it? That’s just not right. Just live and let live.

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  • Ya know it’s people like this that give Christians a bad name. A whole bunch of these hateful, bigoted,ignorant, close minded pricks. I mean honestly,I stopped going to church and even denounced the entire damned thing because of idiots like these people. I mean come on, people who smoke pot don;t create these ignorant blog posts bashing
    Christianity,why do you have to do it to us? We enjoy smoking marijuana just as you enjoy practicing your religion, please don’t start some kind of jihad against drugs. You’ll just make yourselves look drastically more stupid then you already have with this mind-numbingly stupid blog thing. Just let it go, stop hating anyone who doesn’t conform to your beliefs, and for the love of the man you call God PLEASE stop twisting his words into some sort of contorted message of hate. I love you, why do you hate me?

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  • Hahaha is this the Onion?

    You people are fear-mongers, and scared sheep. Why are you trying to limit what other people do to their bodies? Marijauna has killed not one person. Not one. Peanuts kill ten in the US per year.

    You know whats a drug asshole? Religion. I’ve seen religion kill millions of people, just in my life time. I’ve seen morons congregating in groups uttering out unadulterated gibberish. I’ve seen people feel guilty about things they thought! Its a sin to think the wrong thing. Thought crime! Thought crime! Then these same people had to go to church and confess their sins, to some child-molesting hate-spewing bigot, worse than a junkie needing to shoot up. And whats a sin? It’s completely subjective and the only one imposing its meaning are PEOPLE! PEOPLE who are trying to control WHAT YOU DO!

    Put down the hatred and fucking relax. And grow up.

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  • Oh, honestly.

    I’m a 19 year old Catholic. Which means I belong to the Church that your messiah started and that you for some reason disagree with enough to ignore all those things that are true. I’ve been smoking for two years. On a daily basis. I’m also leaving in 17 days to spend nine months in a 12 passenger van with 10 other people who will spend every day from 7 am to 1 am teaching young Catholics about what it means to be a part of the church.

    I’m really hoping that this article is a joke. The “facts” in this are completely made up. You state quite often “facts” about the US Government that leads me to believe you are an American. Yet you’re also trying to teach to the people who read your blather that most marijuana is provided by…the Middle East? Even though most of it is produced right here in America, such as in Humboldt and Mendocino counties. Why would somebody pay the amount of money it takes to ship it all the way from the Middle East when they can get it right here?

    I’d like to see your sources on how marijuana sales funded the terrorist attacks of 9/11 by Al Qaeda. How can you prove to me that Osama himself came to America and started pushing dime bags to orphans and white suburban kids with mommy issues.

    Also, if you could point me in the direction of ANY famous doctor who has come out saying that marijuana can actually be healthy who is liked by college students. College students don’t care about doctors.

    I’ve also found that quite often marijuana can lead a person to God. Ponderings while high can give you quite an insight into the world. “Why are we here? How were we created? It’s impossible that this all just happened. This was planned. But by who? Somebody awesome. Like…a super powerful figure. Maybe a…God? Oh wow that makes sense. One being who was like, ‘You know what? I want people to exist.’ But then…why make things that people aren’t supposed to have…why create a plant that shouldn’t exist? HE DOESN’T MAKE MISTAKES. That would ruin the whole…GOD thing.”

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  • A random centrist

    I thought this was a joke, like an “Onion” article. Then I found out its serious….

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    • How many times does this “Onion” need to be talked about before people realize that “theonion.com” hasn’t been relevant or factual since 2000. Christwire is here to report on the dangers of Today’s society and try to save people’s eternal souls. Lately, TheOnion.com has switched from reporting REAL news to a version of “who can write the dumbest thing and make some idiot believe it” reporting. Do not compare Christwire to the Onion, because ChristWire cares and The Onion is just laughing at you.

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      • How many times does this “christianwire” need to be talked about before people realize that “christwire.com” hasn’t been relevant or factual since the thought was srpung in the devils head. the Onion is here to make you laugh at Today’s society and saves people’s eternal souls. Lately, christwire.com has switched from reporting REAL news to a version of “who can write the dumbest thing and make some idiot believe it” reporting. Do not compare The Onion to christwire, because Onion cares about the lulz and christwire is just sucking dick.

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        • I have not been to either “christianwire” or “christwire.com”, but thank you for pointing out the fact that those two sites should not be visited. Please keep learning and enjoying from us here at ChristWire.ORG though. It will help you grow in your love for Christ.

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  • You are so stupid. You have taken your religion the wrong way. Christ was a person that told a little bit of truth so you chose to worship him. Fuck you go to hell.

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  • I’m sorry, but this article is just too ridiculous. Every other line is just a generalization based off a most likely minute portion of a much larger group. Not only are stoners generalized, but so are liberals, democrats, and mexicans. I know exactly where I get my marijuana. I know I’m not funding terrorists, but a kind bespecticaled man from Colorado. This is why the general population stopped liking Christians. Myself included after 15 years of being preached to.

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  • Yeah, OK Christians.

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  • Newsflash: I smoked marijuana. Alot of it. Everyday. When I return, I shall raise my sword against all the prohibitionists, social conservatives, authoritarians, puritans and Calvinists. The same type of people who put ME to death for just minding my own business, not hurting anyone, preventing insecure overgrown children from stoning prostitutes to death and telling my followers to love their neighbours like themselves. Afterwards, the rest of humanity may enjoy my Father’s herb in peace.

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  • Your so full of it. Yellow journalism at its all time stupidest. At least now days most people have the common sense to just laugh at this… a few years ago lots of people would have taken this seriously. you give no facts only bias statements on a subject that is way to complex for your stupid brain to handle.

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  • Is this serious?

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  • HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Ha! Ha! Haaaa!!
    This is so hilarious! The only thing that would make it better is a good high! Go back to school you damn fool. Seriously. Oh man, I’m going to read it again–just for fun!

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  • LMAO THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?!?! xD
    God this is straight bullshit.
    How does smoking weed activiate a part of your brain that will turn you into a ‘liberal’ Having liberal views just means that you agree with certain things and see that certain things should be right or whatever, how does smoking weed just transform you into that as if you’re turning into a werewolf or something lol get your head out of your ass and worry about yourself you dumb bitch.

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    • Bible Humppington

      Yes, this is a gag site. These “reporters” aren’t even real people. The idiots who actually have these views and botched opinions live in the hick parts of the south and don’t even know how to read or write.

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  • Alejandro Fernandez

    I think you are making it obvious you ARE A RACIST “You think you’re getting your pot from Mexicans? ‘Juan’ might actually be ‘Ackbar’. Could you really tell the difference?” What does the bible say about that sir? Furthermore These supposed fake studies are all being conducted present day. The studies you are citing have been done in the 70s and 80s. My point?I think you really need to look deep down inside your soul and realize your writing a bias article that has nothing concrete in it. You are farting in the wind. If you would like we can have a debate or both take an IQ test too see how a pot smoker fares against a non pot smoker. By the way your vocabulary is portayed I feel like the victor would be obvious. But im sure your going to write off everything I’m saying and disposition it in your mind that, “hey that kid must’ve been influenced by the evil pot devil”.”The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal.” You obviously have no idea how the human brain works sir and should take a class before making these sort of alligations. In conclusion your silly article is only helping marijuana users get closer to a day where your ignorance can be vanquished. Thank you.

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  • “The drug seems to activate a section of the brain that makes a person become a liberal.”
    I stopped reading there. I am ashamed that such a website exists in this world. To the author; please consider the following:
    Get your head out of your ass and use facts that aren’t as biased as you.

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  • I’d have to disagree completely with the article. God put it on the earth for man to use. Weed may alter the mental state, but I’ve found most of the people who smoked are much more insightful human beings. I, for the record, smoke on occasion and am a very spiritual person. I think it’s time to stop fighting over who’s right and wrong and learn to love and accept each other. Isn’t that what Jesus would have wanted anyway?

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  • Pure ignorance. So called christian. And so every seed bearing plant and herb was given to us for our use. Marijuana is a god given gift and by rejecting it and outwardly fighting it you are saying this is a “bad” creation of god. Its not physically or mentally harmful, you dont have to SMOKE it you know. One day i hope you will open your eyes, god will forgive your ignorance towards his creation.

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  • Lol. its funny because i just smoked the fattest bowl of afghan kush outta my new bong.

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  • Bible Humppington

    Hey you stupid pot heads!!! You should try cocaine. Now that’s a gentleman’s drug. ;)

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  • Hey man, if God made it must not be that bad?
    it was only banned because the government needed a scapegoat during the Red Scare back in the day.

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