Miley Cyrus Gets Drunk, Wears a Lesbians Hooker Outfit
There used to be a name for girls who went out and drank beer then gapped their legs: hussies. Other people call them streetwalkers or brown back specials but it is really sad to see when a girl is raised with so much potential squander it all in a hooker’s crack laced heartbeat.
The topic today is Miley Cyrus adn the fact that this girl is spreading her legs to the public and drinking in public binge troughs. It is not bad enough that she is already underage drinking but on the internet services I find that this child is hanging out at fancy hotels in West Hollywood. Many of you parents may not be in the know, but West Hollywood is the official glam capital of the homosexual’s gay agenda. This is where they create movies and television shows to turn your boys into chocolate craving little tight pants cowboys and your daughters into female filet mignon feasters. This is all to say that people in West Hollywood use their mouths to fornicate and that is why their movies always sound so nasty.
This is Miley Cyrus wearing tattered stockings. They are an invitation for everyone to take a deeper look and for her lesbian friend her to dip in for a deeper feel. Her flannel shirt is cute and reminds me of my uncle from Montana but her pants are lacking. What if a snatcher or groper were to run up the street and get a feel down? She would have cried and claimed she did nothing to provoke the touch, when that is very clearly not to be true.
It looks like Miley is eyeing her friend Lindsay and from the pucker of the lips it looks like they are going to taste each other’s dripping canopies. Such imagery really does gross me out and wish that God would strike a forest fire right in their not so secret parts that are always blowing in the wind, dangling and howling for all the public to see. This girl child is drunk and is only 18, going to fancy Chateuau hotel in West Hollywood where no telling what type of orgies all the gay men and women are having with each other there.
In this picture we can see the next morning Miley has already put on some weight in her thighs from all the alcohol. It always goes to the hips and thighs first and this girl is proud to show it all off. She looks laden with sin and disease after a raunchy night in that hotel and I only wish I could have access to it during that time because I would have at least ran through with a bull horn and yelled “sallyslut, sallyslut!’” to make the lesbians ashamed of themselves for giving each other a tongue tingling and then acting like it is normal.
Later the next day, we can tell dad Billy Ray is worried. Miley puts back on her normal clothes and is trying to make excuses for her action and hopefully she knows that before long her heavenly father will be calling as well.
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Author: uReport
3:52 pm
Very gross, I bet those fishnets are raunchier than a sea captain’s tuna haul.
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3:55 pm
You find the female figure gross Adam? Then why hate on gay people?
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4:01 pm
This is a girl? It has the body of a girl but the face and teeth of a horse!
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5:38 pm
She does look a bit like Sarah Jessica Parker.
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6:00 pm
That’s just mean. You can’t unsay something like that.
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7:12 pm
“This is a girl? It has the body of a girl but the face and teeth of a horse!”
Gee MeAwesome, why all the hate?
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7:22 pm
I didnt realize you were a fan of toothy girls.
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4:05 pm
Comedian, this is a child. She is exposing her body at a young age and giving lap dances to slimy 40-something year olds. She is exposing herself to countless disease and it’s a peep show I had to see quite often in by gyn rotation. There is nothing good here and just because she is female, it does not mean she has some good in the basket if you catch the drift. This is a child who needs help and likely needs a good round of medication.
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12:42 am
well it is all do to tuna in cans etc…it triggers this fermone hormone thing-if you do bother to read the bible,you will notice the item of let the lady’s be as they be-it is man who shall not lay with man-girls will be girls-stroke lightly in your thoughts,you are watched-
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5:10 pm
MMMM… I’d love a threesome with her and her daddie! Me and my daddie love to fist each others poopie holes and they can join in on the fun!
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8:16 pm
“I didnt realize you were a fan of toothy girls.”
I never said nor implied that I was a fan of toothy girls. I was simply pointing out your hypocrisy.
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8:41 pm
Oh, I see, because this horse face girl has friends you are jealous of her?
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8:56 pm
Ooh, projecting much?
And again, why the hate? Apparently it’s fine for you to tell others not to hate on people, but when you do it it’s perfectly fine.
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8:58 pm
What hate?
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9:03 pm
“What hate?”
So if you don’t consider this:
“This is a girl? It has the body of a girl but the face and teeth of a horse!”
or this:
“Oh, I see, because this horse face girl has friends you are jealous of her?”
to be hate, then I suppose that I can say this:
“August Weisz has the face of a rapist and his wife probably looks like a boar”
without you accusing me of saying hateful things.
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9:03 pm
Why else would you make the comment, “This is a girl? It has the body of a girl but the face and teeth of a horse!”
I certainly wouldn’t say that about anyone I like.
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9:07 pm
Oh, I apologize to this poor girl. I thought she was someone who was wearing false teeth and makeup. I did not realize this was her real face.
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9:12 pm
“Oh, I apologize to this poor girl. I thought she was someone who was wearing false teeth and makeup. I did not realize this was her real face.”
It doesn’t make your comment any more okay. If anything, it makes it worse.
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9:24 pm
Maybe Doctor Nelson could explain why her face is like that?
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9:33 pm
You’re such a shit, you know that “August”?
I’m using quotes because no parent who was not tripping on acid at the time of their child’s birth would name their son “August”.
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9:40 pm
August is a classic German name that several generations of my family has had. No, it is not as popular today. http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/meaning_of_August.html
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10:13 pm
August is a fine name brining forth images of Greek democracy. The same democracy that helped spawn American ideals.
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11:00 pm
Thanks Alex!
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10:54 pm
okay!!
1) the third photo isnt even miley.
2)these shots were obviously taken on the same night and she was originally on the phone from the night till morning with her father? no. same night.
3)gay,straight,bi,trans,les whatever it is. didnt god create us as an image of himself? A PERFECT one?
this article has no purpose. such propaganda towards a star who isnt the only one who has fun.
kill them for drinking. kill everyone who has drank or did something “dirty”.
population:-.000000000006
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6:19 pm
I do agree the pic is not like the others, in ever pic but the 3rd one, shes is wearing the same outfit.
Do to recent events I dont think this article is a about her, but more so as a random target to push the issues on gays.
I say this because why else would the person use the pic that is on the same night an have one that is completely different.
This just dont set right.
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6:26 pm
Also, let say every words was true, an all the pictures are real. lets just say its real just for a second an think an look at this. >___> How in the world someone can gain that much weight an loose it in less then a day judging from the time frame an the face that its night on all pics but the one “she got fat” Nothing adds up here.
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11:14 pm
I gotta screw her before she goes to rehab!!
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11:19 pm
Miley has the potential, if not the speaking voice to become the cliche of a waitress in a biker bar. Her normal speaking voice is uncommonly deep and whiskey’d. That being said, these outfits also look like they belong to a stereo-typed waitress in a biker bar.
I think the choice in outfits hints at some dangerous role playing and sends a clear rebellious hog-call to Billy Ray and Momma Ray. “All y’all ain’t the boss of me!”
The third picture says something a little different. The identification band from rehab is a nice touch.
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3:24 am
okay you guys are fucking liars AGAIN! you guys should go to hell not her thats called FUCKINGLIETOGETPEOPLE’S attention! she is wearing the same thing in all the pictures they were just taken from different angles. assholes. I really don’t understand wtf is your problem agains your so called “poor Miley” ” oh she is still innocent” who cares thats not a bad thing for her so it should he for you either k baaay.
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11:28 am
Is the picture where it says that “Miley” put on some weight, isnt that Snooki??
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