More Proof Your Pet Cat is Violent, Blood Thirsty and Savage Nasty
Cats am a violent animal and aren’t as smart as a dog. They are primal and fierce, taking a chance to scratch your face in scraps and then irreversible cat pee doo on your furniture. Dogs are good; they are gentle and friendly, a true companion who will wait until the master is home and then take a walk.
It shocks me to this very day that there are people who love cats. Loving a cat is like going to a New York sewer, drinking down the filth water in glee and then adopting a rat. It should leave you with an explosively sick feeling in your gut and will definitely lead you to a shorter life. Did you know that people who own cats, live 13 years shorter than those who own a dog?
Even with all these facts, there is one thing rules all. Cats are violent. While most pets have a human quality, cats are coy and carnal. They are like Satan, constantly strutting around and aloof, only taking time to use you for their own pleasure. The only difference between a cat and a Obama welfcare ghetto mom is the genus and species, because they all act the same. If you don’t want to take care of an Obama momma, then why are you people supporting cats?
In the following image gallery, I provide irrefutable proof that cats are blood thirsty, savage little sprites, and that dogs are far better for the house and soul.
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These two cats are supposed to be brother and sister, yet look at them going for the kill punch. It is black and white crime and these cats are showing racism against each other. Cats are so evil, they are racist. I bet the black one tried to steal some food or water from the white one, then you can see is trying to use its bigger muscles to overpower her.
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Another picture where we see the cats with a black skin is being violent. While that aspect is not surprising, you can see this is family murder festivities on a grassy knoll. How sad to see all this violent and it only gets worser.
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In cats you can see melanin is also a contributing factor to violence. In this image, an African cat jumps to the attack. You can see the green light of Satan shining from its mysteriously dark eye sockets. It is a sign that this cat is possessed by Satan and the poor white cat is terrified. The cat is going to scratch its face into scraps and then feed upon the carcass, then steal its bed in the corner.
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Even kittens are into violence. Like a Chinese, you see these kittens can jump to amazing heights, leaping over trees with just one unnaturally demented jump of the leg. Some biologists report a cat can jump even 6 feet high, a sure sign of Satan. These babies are attacking with the skill of a Asian baby, showing that hate and evil is naturally bred straight to their heart.
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Again, you can see black cats and white cats do not get along. What a sad shame that even in the year 2011, cats are such a primitive animal they cannot see past the color of skin. While a dog sees no difference in skin color, cats do and that’s why they get into these hate crime fights all the time.
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Here, a red haired Jewish cat is being singled out by a black cat. The black cat tries to punch out its eyes and a very shameful cheap shot.
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These cats are so old they have lost all their hairfurs, but you can steal see they seethe with a fresh hatred. Two black cats are ating the poor white one. Hopefully the photographer threw them all into a bonfire and threw some Holy Water on afterward because you can see that one on the arm, is in a classic imp pose.
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Another Jewish cat is being mugged by some mean yard alley cat. This one is a elder black most likely, judging by its fur colors. The red haired shindler cat is doing its best to defend itself but you can see it is truly a cat eat cat world. The cat on top went on to win this fight and clean its paws of blood when it was done with its meal. It is just like watching Safari on the CW Nature channel wit Pat.
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You can see how Satan works in gangs and cats. Here these feisty felines fight over a simple box that is not even theirs, just like gang rappers fight over streets where they once were not even allowed to walk or we’d toss them in jail.
SHere a coot kittle uses arm and foot karate to take out its match. They are fighting to play dominant and cats are the only creature where you find homosexuality. The winner will likely take out its aggressive victory in homosexual ways uon the soft cotton blanket, just like what gays do in their club parties.
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Here we see a young cat being attacked and abducted by an elder cat. For every one gay, four children get stolen and dillied. I hate to even imagine the statistics for kittens being dallied by homosexual predators.
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- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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11:20 am
Let’s see:
#1: fighting
#2: playing
#3: unsure
#4: playing
#5: fighting
#6: playing
#7: playing (roughhousing)
#8: unsure
#9: suspiciously eyeing one another
#10: fighting
#11: playing (notice ear position)
#12: playing (roughhousing)
#13: unsure
#14: playing
#15: fighting
#16: unsure
#17: fighting (most likely)
#18: unsure
#19: playing
#20: playing
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8:06 pm
I believe that cats are not mentioned anywhere in the bible, but dogs are.
What is Christ trying to tell us?
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8:26 pm
Considering that your god allegedly created ALL creatures, and wanted ALL of them on the Ark during the flood, I’d have to disagree.
Parakeets, zebras, and alligators aren’t explicitly mentioned in the Bible, either.
Jesus of Nazareth didn’t write the Bible; humans did.
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8:31 pm
“Parakeets, zebras, and alligators aren’t explicitly mentioned in the Bible, either.”
Are you sure RD? Numbers has a lot of filler. Much of it hasn’t been read yet.
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8:36 pm
Why would your god create cats if he didn’t like them? Seems rather silly to me.
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8:39 pm
I wasn’t disputing cats at all. Just a comment on reading numbers. Have you ever looked at it?
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8:44 pm
No. I don’t have much time to analyze religious texts, I’m afraid.
From what I’ve personally read of the Bible, though, I can safely say that the Christian and Jewish faiths hold little appeal for me.
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8:59 pm
Even us in the fellowship joke about it. On the surface its one of those super boring books I’m sure you have seen parodied before. Bakned begat Anfar…. Anfar begat Nebah…. repeat .
But there might be parakeets or alligators in there somewhere…..
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9:02 pm
Potentially. Still, it’s a bit like the Nativity story read aloud in my parents’ church every year. The beginning goes through the entire genealogy of Jesus of Nazareth. Had Joseph been his father, Jesus would have been a descendant of David and Solomon.
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9:19 pm
My father taught me that Numbers was a good cure for insomnia.
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12:28 pm
Abe, are you paid to be this stupid, or does it come naturally?
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1:19 pm
We’re pretty sure it’s natural.
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1:54 pm
“Cats am a violent animal and aren’t as smart as a dog. They are primal and fierce, taking a chance to scratch your face in scraps and then irreversible cat pee doo on your furniture. Dogs are good; they are gentle and friendly, a true companion who will wait until the master is home and then take a walk.”
One, your grammar is terrible. Did you even go to elementary school?
Two, owning a dog is like having a terminal three-year-old on your hands, and that’s IF it’s an “intelligent” dog. Dogs require constant attention and monitoring. Cats, on the other hand, are free-willed and independent.
Dogs don’t “wait until the master is home and then take a walk”; they whine if you have them wait for anything like that. It’s remarkably difficult to house-train a dog, and, even then, most dogs have to be let out in order to go to the bathroom. They don’t defecate or urinate in a specific area, either, leaving their feces lying all over.
Cats, on the other hand, respect their environment. They defecate and urinate in specific areas, and use that area EVERY TIME until the cat finds it to be too filthy to suit its needs. They’re also CLEAN. You have to bathe dogs; a cat washes itself.
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2:04 pm
The cat I caught three cats ago had to be bathed before I took it to the shelter. It hissed pretty hard when it hit the water but I had a decent grip on it, sort of like holding a wriggling bowl of warms. When it finally calmed down after a good 15 minutes, I gave it a nice, cold bath and the tannish fur came out wonderfully soft and fresh from the salva mint shampoo I use.
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2:11 pm
Most house cats don’t like being forcibly bathed in water because:
1) It’s being HELD DOWN by a larger creature. For most animals, this is something that only happens when they are attacked. It’s threatening.
2) You’re submerging it in WATER. You’re larger and stronger than a house cat. To an animal, that’s telling it that you’re going to drown it. Which wouldn’t surprise me, coming from you.
3) You bathed it IN COLD WATER. You just said you gave it a “nice, cold bath”. Let’s give you a cold bath and see how you like it.
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11:56 pm
“Which wouldn’t surprise me, coming from you.”
This is not a complete sentence.
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2:12 pm
If you’re just going to stick it in a suitcase and zipper it up why bother bathing it? Oh, I know, because you get off on ensuring that those poor cats suffer as much as possible before their deaths. Do you jack off and spew your semen into the bathwater while you bathe them? You’re a sick fuck.
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2:13 pm
What was really neat in my study, is that the black cats you can actually see are more violent than the rest. It shows that violence may have a genetic link to skin color.
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2:19 pm
My family has owned a black cat since I was 12. He is the sweetest, most affectionate cat I’ve ever known. He greets visitors, and is generally very pleasant to be around. Explain that with your “study”.
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2:43 pm
So does that mean black labs are more violent than great white sharks?
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9:05 am
Cats are color-blind, genius. I happen to own a black cat and a calico (along with three dogs and five horses), the calico is occasionally more mean that the black cat. My black cat, Sheilah, is the sweetest cat ever. All he does is curl up with you when you are having a bad or climb in your lap while you read a good book. Spitball is only aggressive because some little asshole boy tried to kill her by stepping on her stomach.
No let’s point out the problems with your “essay”
1. Your grammar is atrocious.
2. You refer to cats as being primitive racists and then say that skin color can define a cat’s aggression. An animal’s aggression can be dependent on many factors such as the environment the animal is in and the treatment it recieves.
3. No animal is homosexual. They show dominance over another, but no intercourse takes place.
4: The hairless cats in the picture looks like three Sphinx cats. They are not exactly hairless, the hair is just really short.
5. That devilish light shining in those cats’ eyes are, get this, a reflection of the light in the room.
6. Most of these “racist” “Chinese” kittens are play fighting, and if you know how to read animal body language, it is quite easy to pick out the playing and the fighting. Claire is 110% right on the labelin of these cats as playing or fighting.
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9:47 am
Black cats have black FUR not skin. They have the same skin colour as a ginger cat, so this is like saying that blonde and ginger people are more peaceful then brunettes and raven haired people. You’re an idiot.
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9:05 pm
“While most pets have a human quality, cats are coy and carnal.”
So… they have human qualities is what your saying…
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9:08 am
I think that injecting anthropocentric views into a serious discussion of the violence and moral decay exhibited by these animals is testament to your need for education and self-control. Please try to stay on topic.
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2:53 am
Here we have the poor victims of trolling. May God help them.
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9:04 am
I am somewhat experienced in animal behavior modification and training. I’ve taught Bible verses to our terrier mix and he has learned Psalms in less than a week. An exceptional teacher, like myself, can only do so much. The “student” must have the drive and innate ability to succeed. These qualities are missing from the felinus peeonyourpillowus.
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– Credit Card Debt from Online Gambling
– Viewing Pr0n
– Stealing your breath while you sleep
– Urinating on your toothbrush
– Inappropriate phone etiquette
– Turning the Christmas tree into a cat-sniper nest
– Chasing down and killing the Easter Bunny and baby chicks
A gentle, high resistance charge to the neck of the cat does wonders to abate these behaviors and releases calming endorphins that turn your tabby into the loving, Bible versed pet we all deserve.
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9:12 am
Does it teach the cat to perform satanic rituals and summon Allah-Saurus, the god of the Muslim order of the dinosaur?
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9:23 am
No, RaptorJesus, it certainly does not. Each collar is anointed for protection against such crimes.
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9:09 am
And cats DON’T COMMIT CRIMES!!!! THEY ARE DAMNED ANIMALS! GET OVER IT!
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8:45 am
Trolls how they amuse me so :3
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5:37 pm
Hilarious, although I wasn’t sure for a while whether you were serious, or not! Sadly, the videos wouldn’t load on my phone. Lovely cats you have, especially the kittens.
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7:22 pm
This whole site is fake. Cats are not evil. Fact. Cats are evil. FAKE. If that’s real, then satan is a heavenly angel.
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7:29 pm
Well…..you know, now that you mention it, he was one at one point.
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4:26 pm
I’m talking present time, not past. If this IS true, then all christians are evil and will go to hell. All sinners/what you guys call “homogays”/athiest/every other fucking religion that this site hates will go to heaven.
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4:32 pm
Oh, you know how jews are the chosen one? Why can’t they eat pork? I guess they must hate canadian bacon on there oven baked pizza. I heard they only pay with nickels and they can smell a scent from over 5 miles away. Good to keep around in case of a snow storm. Those damned Snow flakes getting into my shower.
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