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NCAA Bracket Update: God is #Winning
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RedditBefore the NCAA tournament brackets were even announced chrisTwire predicted the results.
As predicted, unholy schools like Harvard and Washington State University did not make the tournament. They were relegated to the “we are playing for 69th place” NIT.
First round updates:
Red state school Texas defeated Gay Area Oakland 85-81
Florida Beat UCSB Gauchos 79-51
Second Round Updates:
God, recognizing illegal immigration policies are forefront on his mind, allowed Arizona to upset Texas in a close battle of Red States.
Notre Dame was routed by Florida State, as predicted here before the tournament was announced.
Butler, widely known to be one of the least diverse universities in the nation, upset #1 and diverse Pitt.
round Updates:
The powerful SDSU Toreros Were Defeated as were the heavily favored Duke Devils.
Butler continued to show gods fury against the state of Wisconsin .
BYU was eliminated as its players turned to sexual sin. All of these results were predicted here before the tournament was even announced.
Still going strong…… Arizona, North Carolina, Kentucky and Kansas. Or as we call them gods four. Are alive and well asp predicted by rule number four
4 Do: Pick schools from Holy red states: Schools like Kentucky, Kansas, North Carolina, Arizona are constantly competitive thanks to their states voting records. If you vote for God, he votes for you!
So in recap Gods Bracket has scored 777 points compared to Obama’s 666 points
Whose your daddy now?
The linked to tournament in our predictor article was shut down because of its illegal gambling nature.
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Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
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you didn’t even mention virginia? two schools from the same city in the sweet 16? God loves Virginia! blowjobs are still illegal here!
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Wardo:
I did not cover Richmond and VCU as they play tonight. But for you here is our predictor:
Richmond Spiders: Will lose by a large margin tonight. Spiders were not carried on the ark and are therefore demonic.
VCU: While God is perfect we are not. VCU has made an impressive run. Never has a team that had to play the extra round done anything. This team is extraordinary. However do we know whether they ave rode the glory if the great one or did they sell their souls for their success. I do not know enough about this team? Anyone who is aware of the schools demographics or the players morals please feel free to chip in.
Please review this before partaking in oral sex http://christwire.org/2011/02/oral-sex-will-kill-you-now-more-deadly-than-smoking/
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so spdier and snake were supposed to be drwon and so those beast should not exist
therefore we see those beast in nature now does it’s mean that Noah’s ark is Not true ?
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There was a Monsters Ark. It was proven and disclosed in a documentary that aired in 2008.
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The Duke BLUEDEVILS lost. Cry those tears, Coach K!
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Early evening update and predictions.
Update: As predicted North Carolina and Kansas have comfortable leads in the second half.
Also predicted Richmond evil Spiders are losing by a “large margin”
Still to come tonight: Kentucky (McCain 08’) will outlast Ohio (Obama 08’) in a close one.
chrisTwire remains impartial to the VCU FSU game. If anyone has and good info, please pass it on.
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ChrisTwire predictions were perfect tonight. Praise the holy one.
Tomorrow we predict a red state Arizona victory over Liberal UConn.
We don’t care about tomorrows Butler Florida game as it is a wash.
On Sunday ChrisTwire is prepared to predict an easy Kansas victory.
The other game on Sunday will be hard as the liberals have arranged for two of “God’s 4” Kentucky and NC to play each other. We are asking the fellowship to pray over this.
So to recap, had you participated in illegal immoral gambling and followed our advice you would be up $56,458 placing 10$ per bet and letting it ride. Someone‘s wife is getting a new car next week.
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I think it should be noted that very few gods, let alone the one you believe in, care about a basketball tournament.
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Please explain the predictions then. Keep in mind these predictions were placed before the tournament was even announced.
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Bullshit. Can you prove that?
The last time I heard about any religion where games held special religious significance was in the Mayan culture, where the losing team would be sacrificed to the gods.
I guess your god is one of those sorts.
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Can I prove what? That these predictions were made?
See above and this link http://christwire.org/2011/03/march-madness-bible-secrets-to-the-perfect-ncaa-bracket-picks/
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An article that you wrote just before the beginning of the tournament. Congratulations, you can find your own pieces.
I stand by what I said before: your god must really like the idea of sacrifices coming from the losing teams.
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The article that was written and posted before the tournament field was announced predicted most all the results. The teams that use the names Devils, Spiders, and Gauchos, yes, he cares about.
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“The teams that use the names Devils, Spiders, and Gauchos, yes, he cares about.”
Really? Did your god come down and tell you that personally?
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Ok, ask anyone who understands sports to read the first article and pay close attention to the date. Then have him read today’s articles and postings, also pay close attention to the date. Then have them check the actual results.
They will tell you one of two things
1 It is a miracle.
2 The dates and times were played with. No one can be that correct.
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How would you know your god’s “preferred teams” if you weren’t told by them personally? Answer that.
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Studying his word and prayer.
Do you dispute the results?
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So, because you read the Bible (which was written by HUMANS, unless you can prove that your god just handed it to people, in its original and translated formats, as it is) and prayed, you think that you know everything that your god likes and dislikes, just like that? Pretty damn sure that the Bible says nothing about basketball.
I dispute your intelligence.
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God guided the hands of those who wrote it. That is why it is his word.
Again I ask you, do you dispute the results?
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“God guided the hands of those who wrote it. That is why it is his word.”
So you claim. Can you prove that it wasn’t just fabricated by people thousands of years ago to force their ideals onto others by saying that some god had told them to write it?
“Again I ask you, do you dispute the results?”
Again, I dispute your intelligence.
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What would you like me to say? This is my belief and the teams predicted have won. Why are you here if you don’t seek answers?
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Why are you here if you refuse to use actual common sense?
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Well… the teams did win. I can’t say anything else to prove it to you.
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Something that can be easily predicted based on a team’s players, the abilities and skills of said players, the coaching ability, and the team’s overall performance this season, and in past seasons.
Prove that your god actually cares about basketball tournaments and gambling on the results of said tournaments.
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Ok, if you think the tournament was easily predicted. You have two options:
#1 consult someone you trust that knows sports and ask them for an opinion.
#2 dismiss this and move on to doing something else.
Either way the predictions were made and are correct. So is the dollar value of winnings. So if it was so easy to predict, everyone everywhere should be wealthy.
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Prediction are not god’s knowledge you just have to study each team good and bad side and give your opinion about the winner
easy as a Pie
Oh and the first Bible was before JC was even Born
and the first Bible the language was Unknown to Human race yet Nobody could actually read it, Most people believed it’s was Alien from another planet or the actual God itself
as for today we didn’t know where the first bible comes from and we barely talks about it
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Ok, Mil and RD if it was so easy, then why is there so much gambling on it? With sports books raking in millions on each game from poor suckers?
Also, the tournament is seeded, so if it was easy to predict shouldn’t the experts who seed it be more right than we are and all the favorites would win? ChrisTwire predicted these events here and picked teams not favored with perfect precision.
We even predicted how close a game would be and were 100% accurate yesterday.
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