Pole Dancing For Jesus, A New Liberal Church Trend
When some churches made the mistake of allowing gay people to think they are normal, with it came a problem: all sinners would think their lifestyle was fine and God would just smile down on them.
Marriage cheaters now skip in, eyeing their new prey while thinking St. Peter is going to high five them and down a celebratory keg when they die, all angels gathered about talking about infidelity and how many ‘scores’ they made behind their wife or husband’s back.
Thiefs will try to pick pocket Christ himself at offering time, because hey, God gave us all free will and it is fine to steal if you’re a diagnosed cleptomaniac. Should not addicted thieves have civil rights too?
Then of course there are whorse. Gays are gross sex addicts, but there are still people who still outdo them in terms of perversion. Strippers. Strippers are no good drug seekers who have little to no morals, though usually sadly the result of abuse when young.
Strippers now think they have a place in the church and are holding “Pole Dancing for Jesus” days at local churches. A black reporter naturally takes interest and brings the story.
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Author: Adam Nelson
11:19 am
Is it just the Poles that are dancing? Or is this a Slav thing as I’ve seen Russians dance, too
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3:14 pm
If all homosexuals are sex addicts, as you so claim, then why is it that a large number of homosexuals that I know, myself included, have never had sex, or have it very, very rarely? One of my best friends rarely has sex with her girlfriend, purely because she isn’t too fond of sex. She prefers hugging and snuggling.
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8:17 pm
You have a genetic issue or likely faced some sort of childhood trauma, is my guess. These two issues usually lead to homosexuality.
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8:34 pm
Then what gives you the right to be such a huge asshole, hmm?
You didn’t address the fact that my friends and I aren’t “sex addicts”, as you claimed in your “article”:
“Gays are gross sex addicts, but there are still people who still outdo them in terms of perversion.”
I’ve never had sex. I’m an open homosexual woman. Explain that.
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8:37 pm
Did you have any genetic issues or face any sort of childhood trauma?
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8:44 pm
“Genetic issues”? Define that.
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12:41 am
Any that you find troubling and off-setting, much like what Claire shared with us. Or do you have any trauma from childhood?
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1:42 am
No “genetic issues”. My younger sister and I were both molested by my biological mother’s boyfriend when we were very young, though, but my dad has had custody of my sisters and I since I was two or three, and he remarried to a wonderful woman when I was five.
I’m gay because I like girls. The end.
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4:00 am
Sorry to hear that, RD. I mean no offense by this, but that often leads to divergent choices in lifestyle. That horrid abuse may have contributed to yoru sexual preference.
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4:24 am
Except that I really don’t care. I like other women, and I’m comfortable with that fact. I also feel that, if I were a male, I would like other men. I’m just gay; deal with it, you sad fuck.
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11:05 am
You find male genitalia repulsive and are not attracted to men. But now you say if you were a man you would be?
You are so not gay. You may identify with the gay lifestyle, and you may be a little rebellious, but I don’t think you are at all gay.
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9:21 pm
“I’ve never had sex. I’m an open homosexual woman. Explain that”
Not gay.
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10:24 pm
I find penises to be repulsive. I’m not attracted to men. I enjoy kissing and hugging women, and am generally able to be more open and intimate with them.
You don’t have to have had sex to identify as homosexual.
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10:35 pm
I identify as heterosexual, although I’ve never had sex. By your logic, that means that I’m not straight.
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11:10 am
Good question Claire. I suppose you could say everyone is naturally heterosexual, since reproductively our bodies are designed to mate and reproduce with the opposite sex. This is true whether you believe in evolution or creation or both. But I suppose one could also call you non-sexual or autosexual. I would call you autosexual.
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4:01 pm
Adam just hates black people and thinks that women shouldn’t help out unless it’s poppin’ out babies, pay this no mind.
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5:12 pm
adam do you understand the difrence in letting a cleptamanic run wild and a homosexual run wild.
if a cleptomanic runs wild you are going to losse your shit and there ain’t shit you can do.
if a gay man runs wild you might if the stars aling once in a blue moon have to tell a gay man you aren’t intrested….. THE HORROR!!!!!!!!
rather losse your stereo right?
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1:53 am
the black man sounds like he wants drugs from the woman who has the name Kane. a common name among drug dealers selling cocaine.
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7:26 am
“I mean no offense by this, but that often leads to divergent choices in lifestyle. That horrid abuse may have contributed to yoru sexual preference.”
You mean no offense? Everything you say is offensive, you whore! Every chance you get you tell her that she’ll burn in hell.
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11:19 am
“But I suppose one could also call you non-sexual or autosexual. I would call you autosexual.”
In the past I identified as asexual, as I have always been attracted to males but never been sexually attracted to them (i.e. I’ll find a guy to be handsome but, unlike most heterosexual girls my age, not really be interested in his penis), but I got laughed at all the time for it so I just decided to identify as heterosexual.
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11:30 am
So you don’t disagree?
It’s been a long time since I took biology, but I think asexual isn’t something one can choose, as it is only a reproductive mechanism. Something about cell division etc…
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2:48 pm
People who identify as asexual do not want to have sexual intercourse with anyone or anything. The term “asexual” literally means, “without sex”; in terms of cell division, it means that the cells are able to reproduce without having sex. In humans, it means that the individual does not desire sexual intimacy, though they may be fine with cuddling, hugging, kissing, and other non-sexual forms of romance or contact.
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2:44 pm
“You find male genitalia repulsive and are not attracted to men. But now you say if you were a man you would be?
You are so not gay. You may identify with the gay lifestyle, and you may be a little rebellious, but I don’t think you are at all gay.”
I feel that I would be because I prefer people of the same gender as myself. As I am clearly a woman, and prefer women as romantic partners, I identify as a lesbian, and am therefore gay. I have had my siblings tell me that they knew I was “not straight” since I was twelve.
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8:07 am
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