Things That Make The Ghost Of Ronald Reagan Cry
Even dead, he still kicks commie *ss
Celebrating Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday, albeit a little late, I have composed a list of things that would make him cry. Enjoy.
Obamanomics
Reagan spent money. As a result, the communists were taken down to Chinatown. Literally. With old Ronnie, you were always better off than you were four years ago. Obama has not only delivered our economy to the dump, he has hired Mexicans to unload the truck. His lackluster spending on defense and flat out refusal to reinstate the Star Wars program has made our nation more vulnerable than ever.
Islam
Reagan had to deal with Soviet communists. Compared to them, Islam is a mere street gang. He had them in check before he even got in office. The fact that our nation’s Kenyan leader keeps letting them gain ground in the world is nothing more than embarrassing on a global scale. He backs down every chance he gets. That would not have happened in the eighties.
The Tea Party
I will catch hell off this one from my fellow Republicans here at Christwire. Many of them support the Tea Party. I say they are lucky this is not the fifties or they would be hauled off as communists and I would be forced to testify against them. The Tea Party was created by that liberal rebel scum Ron Paul to split the GOP. They are trying to steal Sarah Palin from us.
Ron Reagan
This liberal phase he is going through is heartbreaking. His chiding of Sarah Palin was uncalled for, but we can forgive certain transgressions if he would come to his senses and use his superior DNA to help Sarah lead the Republican party out of the Congress and into the White House. As a VP candidate of course. Stop making your dad cry, Ron.
Sarah Palin
She makes Reagan cry, but some tears stem from joy. In a perfect world, Sarah would have been separated from Ron and Nancy at birth and sent to live in the wilderness, only to return when she got older and hold the same office as her birth father. Her politics are spot on with Reagan’s. She could be the heir apparent to the throne. If only we can back the Tea Party wolves off of her.
Free Health Care
Free health care is for communist countries, always has been always will be. The government cannot be allowed to control the quality of health care people get because some minority with no money can’t afford to get his own doctor. We have a billion dollar health care industry in this country, Reagan always supported it, and we should too.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Alex Keating
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11:41 am
I imagine my ghost of Reagan as the lead singer of Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I’m in the front row, Hammered drunk! FREE BIRD!
Reagan used to give money to Bin Laden when he was a freedom fighter but, once that Kenyan took office.. Boom! he switched sides!
Thanks to Reagan, the economy in Russia and China is in shambles, and we’re #1! Although the liberal media doesn’t want you to know that.
I would like to thank everyone at christwire for spreading the truth on the interwebs. You’re my stream-team! Spreading the golden shower of truth!
I’d like to write a poem for y’all! What rhymes with boner?
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12:12 pm
You forgot Jodi Foster.
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12:25 pm
Why, because she’s a lesbian?
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1:27 pm
Could someone else fill her in on this or should I? I can’t believe she doesn’t know this. She assumes everything is a gay issue. How sad the educational system is today.
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4:31 pm
Claire says:
March 2, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Why, because she’s a lesbian?
Good one! I almost fell off my chair when I read that. Thought you were serious. My coworker thought I was choking.
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5:40 pm
She is serious.
Claire read http://www.continentaldivide.us/articles/articles/jodie-foster-shot-ronald-reagan.html
Read the whole article this time, dont just look at the pictures please.
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12:46 pm
Wait.
Is this website a joke/parody site? Like, The Onion?
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11:18 pm
I’m serious. I’m a conservative and a christian. I heard about this website for the first time today. I have read several of the pieces on here. Everything on here is completely absurd.
If it’s not a parody, then it is run by liberals trying to make us look bad. This particular “Reagan-Ghost” article is ridiculous. Who is your target audience? I don’t have the time or patience to pick apart your flawed logic. If this really is a “conservative-christian” website… PLEASE shut it down now. You are doing more harm than good.
Wow! Seriously.
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3:28 pm
He may also cry as he realizes, in retrospect, that he was the worse president this country ever had.
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