What Have They Done To Princess Peach?

• ChristWire
March 26, 2011 3:09 pm16 comments

I am not sure where this comes from, but my guess would be somewhere in Asia.  They have completed destroyed my childhood memories with this statue of Princess Peach.  Why are her panties showing, as her thick thighs ripple and mount what appears to be a gentically malformed Toad.  It is very disturbing.

Why Did They Do This To Princess Peach? (NSFW)

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16 Comments

  • It’s called an unofficial sculpture. People do that. Deal with it.

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  • Ill fuck the shit outta that statue!!!

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  • Hell yeah :D

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  • Captain Obvious

    That’s hot.

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  • obviously you haven’t herd of a thing called “rule 34″
    you should look it up, maybe write another article about it.

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  • Everything about that erotic statue made me so hawnee, I’d remove the panties with my theeth and lick that poopie hole while pooey wet juice leeked in my mouth!

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  • Darwin's Lover

    Damn! I’m a girl and I’d tap that! Her milksacs look quite appealing.

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  • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

    SINNERS REPENT

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    • Nah I am good, but you should.

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    • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

      NEVER!! I will fuck the Holy living shit out of her and im a girl so u know its gonna be fuckking fun. oh I love being God!!

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    • tu culo es mio

      there is no god bitch, so take a break

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  • Such a beautiful statue! Truly a real piece of art. The colours, the detail and the innocent yet naughty look on her face make this piece worthy of being in a collection!

    For those who complain, let me tell you about this one Rule of the Internet: Rule 34, which states that ‘If it exists, there’s porn of it. No exceptions.’

    Also, why to bawl all over a skimpy-clothed version of a character that you have stated to be a whore and a drug-dealer before?

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    • Well, she does give Mario mushrooms and flowers that cause him to become *cough, cough* enlarged or to *cough again* enhance his performance. And why is she in another castle!

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  • Earl Gunther Smith Jr. Earl Gunther Smith Jr.

    I just want to shine some lightning on you unbelievers with some bible quotes:
    ” I waited patiently for the Lord
    He inclined and heard my cry
    He brought me up out of the pit
    Out of the miry clay
    Now, I shall sing, sing a new song
    He set my feet upon a rock
    And made my footsteps firm
    Many will see and fear
    For how long must I sing this song?”
    Paul 1:40-1:52

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