7 Reasons I Hate Emo Kids
7 Reasons Why I Hate Emo Kids
Woe is me: Let’s be honest with each other, emo kids are pathetic but, only because they choose to be. They are always crying and taking sad pictures. I guess you live a hard life when daddy can’t hug you every day and mommy won’t buy you that $400 pair of jeans from Hollister. Get over it emo kids, the majority of you DO NOT have It bad. Suck it up and hold it all inside like the rest of us. Don’t let your crappy mood affect my day.
Clothing: There is a reason why only women should wear tight jeans. I’m disgusted when I see a pale, toothpick looking, skinny as hell, emo boy wearing tight Hollister girl jeans. You know you are pathetic when you are shopping in the girls section at Hollister. If they are trying to make a statement, it’s working but, as to what that statement is…I have no damn clue. I guess I’m just weird for thinking that guys should wear guy clothes and girls should wear girl clothes. Maybe I’m the freak?
Hair: What the hell is up with the blonde strip in front of their eyes? Can someone PLEASE explain this to me? When you are a guy who spends more time on your hair than a women takes to get dressed, you know you have a problem. There is nothing wrong with a guy wanting his hair to look good but when it involves a straighter and color dye you are just EMO.
Black is my favorite color: Why black? I’m sure they did not choose black for its slimming qualities because most of them already weigh 70lbs…wet. Black is such a depressing color when it’s incorporated in to every part of your wardrobe. Oh, and as if having an entire black outfit was not enough, let’s paint our finger nails black and wear black mascara (girls and guys). The only way you’re going to see an emo kid at night is if they’re smiling but, we ALL know that won’t be happening.
Music Genre: I got an idea, let’s get a bunch of emo kids together and have them scream about emotions that they have never even experienced. “Scremo” is the worst genre of music ever invented. They try to sound hardcore while singing about mommy not paying for their tuition. Oh and that’s if you can even understand what they are screaming. “Scremo” is just a fad and hopefully it will end soon enough. Until then we can only dream about them all crashing off of a cliff in to a pool of emo tears.
Speaking hurts my soul: Every emo kid seems to have a speech impediment. They struggle with every word as if it’s their last. If you don’t believe me, try sitting thru a speech class in high school. They whisper and drag out each and every word as if to save energy for a late night of sitting in the corner crying. Please, just for once, talk like a normal human being. I know it’ll be hard to break out of your shell of emotion but, I have a feeling you can do it!
Original: The majority of emo kids think they are being unique and not following the crowd. Last time I checked emo kids were a crowd. They are as original as preppy kids or nerdy kids. They are so different and so unique, that they all dress the same. At least preppy girls compete to wear the skankiest clothing. Emo girls just compete to see who can dress the darkest and look the most like a boy. When it comes to being original, emo kids lose. Great, now they have one more thing to cry about.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: uReport
5:29 pm
Are these the same type dressed like vampires at Twilight movies in the mall parking lot?
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5:37 pm
Emo is done. Except maybe in those hillbilly backwater towns you live in where it’s just catching on. You backwards-ass country rednecks were probably just putting away your leisure suits last year in favor of the sleeveless flag shirts with the eagles and wolves on them. And Screamo? Dead as Reagan and twice as smelly.
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5:41 pm
What in the world is an emo?
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6:16 pm
why did you put a picture of your ass as your avatar.
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9:41 pm
just ask sponge bob- e is for emotional m is for misiruble o is for on the dark side
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9:47 pm
gotta love sponge bob
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3:10 pm
They don’t like spongebob because it is a “sin”
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7:22 pm
Why wear black? Wear brown. Smear poopies all over yourself and the delicious corn will be accessories. You can also pick them off and have a snack!
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3:34 am
Dear Author,
As a fellow Christian, I pray for you. Christ would have wanted you to behave differently. He would have tried to invoke the enlightenment you are so far from. He would have frowned upon your display of spite and hate. You are closer to the devil than those you condemn. I pray for you.
Kind Regards,
john
P.S. Perhaps your outreach would be more effective if you read The Bible.
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3:36 pm
You obviously aren’t very smart if you think this is emo.
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8:22 pm
Oh. My. Goddess. This hurts. It hurts bad. And that picture… Would you mind telling me where you live so that I may kill you? 1. Most of what you described is scene. 2. That picture… Why? 3. Just three words. Oh. My. Goddess.
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5:18 pm
haha wow lauren, I swear you could be me… becuase I would’ve said the SAME thing. and as for this stupid article… whoever wrote this honestly has no life. or brains. Even a zombie wouldnt go near the author because of his lack of damn brains. And you can say I’m going to hell…but i’m not. If you say I am…YOU are.
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6:22 pm
This is Christian by no means since you’re supposed to NOT judge others. Who the FUCK do you think you are. If you don’t like an emo kid, don’t look. If you don’t like screamo, don’t listen. You’re doing this just to piss people off and it’s working. For me anyway. And I’ve been judged as an emo but I’m an optimist, and PASSED SPEECH CLASS with fucking flying colors! Screamo has a lot of emotion in it yeah, but it’s about way deeper shit then the “shake your booty” stuff they play on the radio. It’s about people leaving you, and backstabbing you, and how you just got to keep going. Some of it anyway. And there’s a lot of CHRISTIAN screamo out there. So suck that. Fuck you. And most of us hate Hollister. Get a clue. Or read the Bible
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6:59 am
Emo love!!!!!!! <3
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10:51 pm
First of all, let me start this off by saying I’m emo. And damn proud of it, too.
Woe is me: Woe actually IS me. My father abandoned my family when I was 6 years old. I was literally destitute at age 12. I’ve moved more times than I can remember or even count, each place crappier than the last. I’ve worked hard to get where I am now and I think I deserve a little self-pity every now and then.
Clothing: Personally, I find emo boys sexy. The way they dress not only lets them express themselves, but also shows off their sexiness. Emo boys are the sweetest guys I’ve ever had the privilege to meet, and the clothing just enhances the experience.
Hair: Yeah, it’s emo for guys to straighten and dye their hair. That’s why it’s called ‘EMO’. Once again: personal expression.
Black is my favorite color: Yeah. When you’re that sad and torn up on the inside, it’s only natural to want to show that to other people. Painting our fingernails is normal. And please, quit slamming those of us who weigh less than we should. There’s a reason for that: eating disorders (a legitimate problem), or simply not being healthy enough for a variety of reasons.
Music genre: Screamo (note the spelling please) is a real genre of music. It sounds angry and expresses plenty of emotion. We don’t scream about “Mommy not paying tuition”, we scream about problems we’re having or the fact that some people can’t get it through their thick skulls that words have the power to kill. We grieve through our music. We live through it. Being “Emo” revolves around music in its entirety. Without Screamo and bands like Asking Alexandria or A Day To Remember (and BVB of course), emo simply wouldn’t exist. It’s nothing without music.
Speaking hurts my soul: A lot of people, emo or otherwise, have a speech impediment. Stuttering, lisps, or as you so kindly put it, we “whisper and drag out each and every word as if to save energy for a late night of sitting in the corner crying”. No, if we’re whispering there’s a reason. We don’t tend to go around whispering just to get attention. And if you are, you’re a poser and not an emo.
Original: We aren’t necessarily trying to be unique. We are different, sure, but we aren’t trying to be as individual as a snowflake or whatever. Dressing the way we do is PERSONAL EXPRESSION, bitch. Take it or leave it.
And what’s this about crying all the time? What the fuck. Most emos I’m acquainted with are the strongest people I know. We’ve got BACKBONE, we’re not spineless crybabies who weep in the corner over not being bought a $400 pair of Hollister jeans. Again, that would be a poser.
Thanks so much for slandering a group of people based solely on stereotypes.
LOVE OUR HATERS!! <3
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5:22 pm
YES…finally. Being a proud emo who listens to screamo and has had a pretty bad life..I know how it is. I feel for you, and yeah emo guys are sexy haha. if you haters have a problem with us (which you clearly do0 then IDGAF…just stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT!!!
;D
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6:32 am
0_0… Praise your soul and words
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2:47 pm
You sir, are a grade ++A faggot.
Go die you stupid nigger!
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11:58 pm
Emo is not a thing you can dis! It’s a style, a religeon, OUR religeon! We can’t fit in with the preps or nerd because they won’t exept us. Us “emo” people are an army, and we stick together. More like a family than an army really. And prepp asses need to find there place before they get put in it by someone else. I may look like someone else but if you get us together we wouldn’t be the same people.
You’re just sterotyping us really. None of us are like that. I wear all black to show how I feel. I don’t cut or cry in corners. My best friend tried to kill herself for being judged. How does that make you feel, you kill people because of how you judge them. None of us want to die. If you talk to an “emo” kid, they don’t want to kill themself! They was to express themself.
We love the haters, but some drive some people too far and they want to die because of how you jackasses stereotype us!
Haters make you famous, even if you are dead!
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12:05 am
Hahaha I bet this site is full of articles about hating emo’s.You guys piss me off so badly.You don’t even know them and you judge them.They might be going through some tough shit that’s why they’re all depressed and sad.So fuck you.You don’t know shit.Why can’t you just accept people the way they are.There’s something called respect you should use it sometimes.
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12:17 am
Heres a question…WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO FUCKING JUDGE PPL U DONT KNOW?! I AM NOT EMO I LIKE WHAT U CALL ‘SCREAMO’ , IT IS ROCK ‘N ROLL BABY! I WEAR BLACK, NOT BECAUSE I LIKE IT BUT BC IM NOT A RICH SPOILD BRAT AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHAT I CAN GET MY FAVORITE COLOR FYI WOULD BE PURPLE OR ANY METALIC OR CHROME COLOR! I AM UNQUE BITCH! I LOVE WHO I AM AND IF YOU WERE A SCUM BAG WITH THE SELF ESTEEM OF A MICROSCOPIC GERM YOU WOULDNT NEED TO POST THIS SHIT!! I THINK THIS FUCKED UP BACK ASSED HILLBILLY CRACK POT WEBSITE AND ANYONE WHO LIKES IT ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! MABEY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SHOULD READ THE BIBLE YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING! SO FUCK ALL OF YOU!! UNITE EMO’S GAY’S OUTKAST’S ANYONE WHO ISNT THESE FUCKERS IDEA OF PERFECT AND WE WILL SHOW THEM THAT WE ARE BETTER BECAUSE WE KNOW NOT TO JUDGE BASIED ON LOOKS AND STYLE! I HAVE GAY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! I HAVE GOTHIC AND EMO FRIENDS! I HAVE NERD PREPS AND BASICALY EVERY TYPE OF FRIEND! SO FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
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6:24 pm
I lol’d.
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4:34 pm
WE ARE PEOPLE, NOT SOUP CANS, DON’T FUCKING LABEL US!
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8:04 pm
1. Emo means emotional, people call them emo because they’re emotional people, they don’t call themselves emo or like being called emo unless they’re wanna be’s
2. They don’t shop at holister, they shop at stores like hot topic, spencers, zumies, and stuff like that (I can’t think of anymore)
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5:26 pm
I only called myself emo so these people know that i’m not some preppy religious freak like them…but i don’t go around saying
“omg im soo emo i cut and cry” cuz its not true. I’m me…and if they want to hate I dont care…
ps i love hot topic haha
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5:31 pm
Why have you conflated the terms “preppy” and “religious?” I for one found preps to be detestable when I was growing up, but I was deeply religious.
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9:43 pm
Last time I checked Hollister was Preppy and according to all the shit said over time “Emos and Preps hate eachother” so why would they shop in a prep store? again I can not and will not take this site seriously. I just enjoy trolling on your ass.
and if you think I’m bad.. wait till you meet MLGProtroll haha oh this site just makes me laugh so much. thank you for entertaining me
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2:34 am
little late dumb fucks. Does news run slower in the inbreed towns you fuckers live in? I guess it does. Shut the fuck up already, please. This made me laugh by the way, good job pricks XD
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11:48 am
i read this i laughed. why? because this is the stupidest shit evar. lolololol. btw emo boys are sexy. also screamo? i like, there are some where you can understand it. and either way the message of it, is probably still better then the shit you listen to. or not. lady gaga sucks. judesai. shut the fuck up, and get a life.
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2:18 pm
Wow lady, trust me when i say this. I may be going to hell but you are too cause you are fuck crazy.
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3:19 pm
wtf? u call yourself a christian when other christians are even telling u that u have gone way too far. you have got death threats and your own people are telling u your wrong what else do we need to do to make you shut the hell up!? thats like us sayin christians are just people that pray 24/7 and always go onabout god and all that crap. u just dont get it do you?
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9:22 pm
I’m sorry to say you christian bastards, you had all this abuse coming.
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11:28 pm
dude just be quiet cause you dont know what you are talking about
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1:59 pm
You’re just a terrible christian because you believe that thats what “emos” and the bvb army is all about! YOU ARE JUST A SICK BASTARD! THIS IS WHO IM CHOOSING TO BE SEPARATE FROM MY FAMILY AND BE AN ATHIEST! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE! MAYBE YOUR LIFE MAY BE ALL HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY, BUT SOME PEOPLE HAVE REALLY BAD LIVES! I have a pretty good family life which im thankful for, but it isnt perfect. Im part of the emo crowd because it is original! its a group of people with common pain. and its people like YOU who we hate. I believe the only reason you don’t like these people is because you want this whole world to be just like your stupid church! I hope you go to hell! I something bad happens to you! you need to learn that perfect little fucked up preps arent the only people in the world. Im proud to say that i have thousands backing me up on my ideas. The BVB Army and many other fans of music you think is “tainting” you fucking perfect life. So fuck you and go to hell!
Now i would happily take all of this back if you finally see what “emo” people are trying to get through everyday! Although im not emo, im more scene, i’ve cut and everything because i cant take the anger anymore. talking to some figment of your imagination isnt going to help shit!
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5:32 pm
These articles (also the one about BVB…ugh i hated it so much. BVB army for evah)I dont like labels but I am emo (and not a poser…but call me a poser if u want cuz haters make me famous) and this article realllly pissed me off. And One of the Black Veil Bridesmaids…i agree with you. I back up your ideas
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2:36 pm
wow….old people really are grumpy….lol theyre just jealous emos are sexy AF!
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9:45 pm
Sure, thats exactly why im emo…
Not because,
1. I dont have a “daddy”
2. My mom is only involved in her sex life.
3. My whole family thinks im demonic.
4. Im hated at school for what I like.
(and so on)
Im not emo for my listed reasons. Sure!! Im emo because of exactly what you told me. -_- Maybe, instead of judging people by the way the dress and looking up to people like Susan for advice about Emotionally disturbed people, how about you actually ask REAL people that are depressed about it?
I DONT have a dad. Havent had one in 12 years!! He doesnt give a shit about me!
My mom really does only cares about her boyfriend and what their doing in bed tonight!
My grandparents and other people from my family really do think im demonic because I listen to music that tells me to NOT give up on life! To follow my dreams and do what I want. Im sorry thats wrong to everyone.
I’ve NEVER asked my mom to send me to private school. I know she wont. Shes too busy wasting her money on cigarettes.
I will NEVER shop in Hollister, Ambercrombie, or Aeropostal. I stick to Hot Topic. Holl./amb./aero. Are not stores you need to waste your money in, I will give you that. You can buy that same pair of $80.00 ripped up jeans at goodwill for seven dollars.
I dont cry over my mom not hugging me. I get hugs from my so-called “emosexual” friends. -_-
I dont appreciate you stereotyping Emo Kids. I dont Stereotype blacks! or Asians! Or any race of any kind. I understand people are different and I try to respect that. (Unless they try to push their beliefs off on me)
I DO NOT! like preppy girls, I understand some of them are skanks or not nice. But not all of them are like that!! There ARE nice prep girls.
Try to find it in your heart to see people differently and get their side of the story before you go talking shit on them.
Thank you for reading my comment.
Goodbye♥
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10:45 am
Bob I’ll just address every part of the article.
1. My dad can’t hug me because he’s dead. I would never go to Hollister. I would never ask my mom to buy me jeans that expensive. I keep to myself.
2. They make skinny jeans for guys to. Being “emo” (I hate that word because it’s stupid to stereotype) doesn’t make you a cross dresser.
3. Hardly anyone puts that blonde strip anymore. There is nothing wrong with a gut using s flat iron. I don’t use permanent dye on my hair.
4. Purple is my favorite color. Goth’s wear all black, emos can too.
5. You should try learning to do screamo. It’s really hard to do. Some people just aren’t able to, so it takes a lot of work. My favorite band is Black Veil Brides, and all of them were bullied growing up because of who they were. They use their personal experiences to write music. They are amazing and inspirational people.
6. I don’t talk a lot, because I’m shy. I’ve always been shy. I’ve always been like this.
7. I don’t care about originality I care about being true to who I am.
Well, I’m pretty much done.
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12:01 am
Ok im not christian but even i know that this whole cite is way off from being christian. they say they try to help us no they dont they just talk crap about stuff that they made up. If you want to “help” us then shut your trash talking mouths.
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2:44 am
Maybe you should try and understand emos, we dont put up ’7 reasons to hate christians’ ’cause were to fucking respectful :/
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5:23 am
“Hate” is a strong word, my friend. Not very Christian of you.
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6:10 am
Every single one of the writers here uses that word, so that makes them all un-Christian. I seem to recall you spouting out the word ‘hate’ when referring to a particular person.
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6:22 am
Source?
No?
I didn’t think so.
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6:30 am
Ya know, before you can go about, saying shit like that, you might wanna make sure that the opposition doesn’t have actual proof.
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6:55 am
Alex Keating believes that Jesus hates the Playstation because he’s an idiot and thinks it’s connected to the Chinese.
Chuck believes that God hates cats, an animal that God created.
Abe hates North Korea.
Adam hates Ron Paul and Mexicans.
Susan admitted to hating Mexican people.
And Tyson has basically stated that he hates black people, by saying that they cheat, that they’re bad to hang out with around white people, that you should only ever befriend one black guy, that they’re ‘tribal’, that they ’cause welfare’, that they’re violent, and blames so many other things that are wrong or what he thinks are wrong on black people. When you say so many terrible things about black people, you can’t say you don’t hate them.
Next time, Billings, before you open up your mouth, you might want to make sure you’ve got some backing to your statement. I also seem to recall you going on a mad-rant about hating Claire or someone else. You seem have a habit of losing your mind (or what little you have of it left) by exploding with such ranting towards people.
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9:47 pm
I agree with everything!!! Only thing is that I see more emos going aroudn wearing neon colors and bright hello kitty shit more than the black. Black is an elegant color ^^ Please stop the emos they are horrible people!!
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3:21 am
I’m a normal 14 year old emo girl. It hurts when someone posts all those misconceptions of emos. Why? Because that’s what they are: misconceptions. I love black. I adore the color. A lot of my clothes are black. Why? I don’t know. It’s just my favorite color. For example, say you like eating pizza. So it makes sense you’d eat it a lot. . I don’t whine and feel self pity all the time. I remember when my friends house was flooded. Out of all my friends, I was the only one who called to see if he was okay. I don’t do self harm. Yes, I believe I am unique. Why? Because nobody else is like me, can think or feel exactly like me and that’s reflected in the way I dress.
I do not like to talk. Never have. But, I was once asked to make a speech, and I pronounced every single word clearly and loudly.
I do not particularly like emo music…or what you consider to be emo music. Not all emos like hard core or heavy metal. Or scremo.
If anyone else wants to come hating on emos, contact me at “ashesofpyre@hotmail.com”.
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1:44 am
Lol sorry but this article was DEAD ON. When I was in school this is exactly what emo kids were like. Not only do they act like this but they act like they’re better than everyone too. Emo kids huddled together under the staircase in school and laughed at all of the “nerds” and special ed kids but when a popular kid walked by they’d all of a sudden get quiet haha. They walk and sit with slumped shoulder and glare at people and they tend to always smell like smoke or must. This is just my experience. I have seen more emo guys than girls but I did know one emo girl who used to come to school wearing shorts (baggy men’s shorts of course) to show off all of there self-inflicted cuts on her legs. Never felt bad for her.
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