Email
Tumblr
Digg
Youtube
A Closer Look At The Easter Bunny Reveals Homogay Agenda
Share this Article
Twitter
Facebook
Delicious
Digg
Stumble
RedditAuthor:
Alex Keating
Tags:
Easter Easter Bunny Homogay homogay agenda jesus Jesus Hates CadburyIs the homogay agenda trying to ruin Christianity’s most sacred holiday? Is the image of the Easter Bunny nothing but a tool for fur-wearing molesters to get close to your kids? Do gays play ‘hide the Easter Egg’ in a much different fashion than you and I were accustomed to as kids?
The shocking answer to these questions and more is YES!
We all know this is the day Jesus disappeared from his tomb, proving he was resurrected and therefor is the son of God. This is documented by the Bible as well as historians and recognized by the United States Government as the reason for Easter celebrations. The notion of an Easter Bunny has only been around the US since the 18th century. Jesus has been here since long before that.
Another one of Satan's minions floored!
The Easter Bunny is a sinful creation and the Bible warns us about worshiping false idols. Still, many people will go home from church this Easter and feed right into Satan’s ultimate plan by giving their children chocolate easter eggs, and unknowingly expose them to gay culture.
This is 3 ball gay!
Since there is no single image attributed to the Easter Bunny, I found the above on Wikipedia. Some seriously gay stuff is going on here with the light blue and pink homo-colored eggs. These are fine for little girls but when you force young boys to look for pink balls in tall grass they grow up to be gay.
This one, however, is only 2ball gay
I found this one on istock, as it is so clearly watermarked assuming I would be dishonest and not give credit. This rabbit is naked holding two balls. In some circles of sick anime freaks this stuff can be considered pornography. Shame on istock for even carrying it. There should be rules against this stuff to keep the Internet free for you and I to peruse in a peaceful Christian fashion… istock was not responding to inquiry emails as of press time.
Clever, but the lack of mention of the homogay agenda makes me think this is liberal propaganda
In the end, the only real way to celebrate Easter is with Jesus. Anything else is homogay.
[CaRP] XML error: Invalid document end at line 33 -
1:07 am
Beautiful piece Alex. I’m making copies to take to sunrise service.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
14
3:48 pm
Blanche’s “sunrise service” is actually a blood orgy that she hosts and partakes in every Easter Sunday.
Praise or Condemn:
19 
1
1:39 am
Heading off to bed, because we have a 6:00am service tomorrow, but I assure that none of my boys will be touching those eggs of AIDs.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
15
7:40 pm
how come when I click your name it brings me to a website for a neighborhood in Texas? I hear the only thing in Texas is steers and queers, and you sure dont look like a steer to me
Praise or Condemn:
9 
1
8:43 am
There is nothing gay about it, it’s easter. It’s like saying Santa is gay because he says ‘hoe-hoe-hoe’.
You are all trapped inside your imagination. Wake up, this is ridicolous and is making my every morning with these articles that are filled with crap from your narrowed cracked brains
Praise or Condemn:
13 
3
10:39 am
It’s even funnier because you don’t get the joke.
Praise or Condemn:
9 
0
1:34 am
Santa is a gay pagan idol; Satan uses the image of Santa to bring gay materialism to the world and undermine our Savior. Consider the evidence: (1) as you already pointed out, “Ho, ho, ho.” A coincidence, or a gay pagan sex mantra? (2) “Santa” is an anagram of “Satan.” (3) Coming down the chimney? What is that a metaphor for? (4) A “sack” of “toys” for little girls AND BOYS. (5) “Smoking” a “pipe.” The list is endless.
“Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.” Matthew 3:2.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
3
1:21 pm
Blessed Easter everyone!
Praise or Condemn:
4 
3
2:56 pm
Thank you oh blessed Christwire for showing me the true path to religion and Jesus-Christ. Although nothing has happenned to my 5 kids so far even though they have grown up with the Easter Bunny tradition, my last son will for sure turn gay if I let him find hidden eggs this year, because reading this article has showed me that he will turn gay.
You haved saved me from the Devil again. God Bless.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
1
3:06 pm
does this mean egg sandwich is a raging gay-maker?
no wonder i liek bunnies!!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
3:10 pm
I like fucking a rabbit while it tries to hop away! Mmmmm…. Then it screams while its poopie hole tears apart. OH FUCK YEAH!
Praise or Condemn:
5 
4
5:11 pm
You people are f*$%ing WACK JOBS if you think the colors of some “eggs”, stop calling them “balls”, is going to make a person gay! My brother also searched for eggs when he was younger and he is now a raging HETEROSEXUAL!!! I, on the other hand, preferred to EAT the eggs! STOP getting so goddamn nosey about everyone else’s lives and worry about your own! So if touching an Easter egg makes someone gay… Wouldn’t that be like 100% of the population by now???? Think about that the next time you put your girly pastel suit on before heading to your church to warship your false god.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
1:25 am
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” Leviticus 18:22.
It is clear from your rejection of the undeniable truth exposed in this article that you are (1) a homosexual and (2) a pagan and worshipper of the rabbit fertility god. It is also obvious from your rage that you are covering for your brother’s raging homosexuality. Both your homosexuality and paganism are rooted in the Lord of Darkness. “Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.” John 3:19-20.
Jesus said: “I am the light of the world.” John 9:5. Let his light shine in and dispel your darkness! I know there is good in you! And for God’s sake, stop playing with those pastel-colored balls!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
2:52 pm
Your balls are pastel coloured? You need to have that checked.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
3:05 pm
Actually the verse from Va-yikra ends with abhorrence.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:53 pm
This humor site is funny!!1 All “news” are just ranting about gays! Hahah, give me a break! Whoever does work for this site, you can admit you are gay, it’s alright.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
6:26 pm
You got me I make bright colored eggs to fool your children into becoming gay since they are colors that are bright and cheerful. ohh and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL… that is all.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
7:33 am
After some strong investigation, I have come to the conclusion Easter is a “gay” Holiday.
You see the “Easter Bunny” is Jesus resurected. He came back as a cute little bunny to seduce your little ones in to being gay. It all started when some radical homogays decided to steal Jesus’ dead body and have raging AIDS infested sex with his limp rotting body. (The body was burned after the Aids pumping was finished so the gays would not be found out, and stoned to death.)
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
4:19 am
BAHAHAHA…
This is an absolute joke. The Easter bunny is a link of different religions. “the re-birth of Christ” or what ever the fuck happened, linked with the fact that rabbits reproduce in evidently large numbers.
It’s as simple as that.
Besides that, why does it even matter if the Easter bunny is inducing homosexuality?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
1:53 pm
oh i await the day that chocolate Jesus’ are produced so that we can properly celebrate Easter and be filled with the chocolaty spirit of the Lord
Praise or Condemn:
3 
0
10:18 pm
This article is an embarrassment not only to yourself but the entire concept of logic. Yes, young boys look for pink easter eggs but they look for dark blue ones as well are you suggesting that this makes the young girls lesbians? Every single year i have seen numerous dark blue colored eggs, your article only acknowledges light ones, which is terribly misinformed. The symbol of the bunny is a carefree and happy concept that makes kids excited about the holiday. Furthermore, what should it matter what makes children gay? I feel as if you are in denial about your own sexuality and rant and rave pointlessly about something out of your control. The bottom line is that you have an obsession with homosexuality that is less christian because it is hateful than homosexuality itself. Reading into childhood cartoons and exaggerating things to a radical matter is only making yourself look ignorant and obsessed with gay relationships. You should really see a psychiatrist before this worsens and you become violent physically and not just verbally. Easter eggs are Easter eggs and not testicles, your racist symbolism is pathetic. I feel as if you are “homogay” and are in extreme form on denial that is causing you to be hateful towards others. Invest in an extreme counseling plan, you can pay for it from the support funding you get from any of your radicalist, prejudicial followers.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
0
9:04 pm
I own a bunny a cat and 3 birds does that make me evil?
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
12:57 pm
Frankly, I hope that you and your kind continue to hate this holiday and the things it stands for. Easter is a pagan holiday and I would be more than happy if your thieving kind gave it back. Easter is a holiday that celebrates life and fertility of all things (like plants and people and thoughts) and spring and rebirth. Please…don’t be fertile, don’t be reborn….just keep being who you are and we will have our holidays back soon
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
2:48 pm
*cough* Easter was a pagan holiday before christian *cough*
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
3:11 pm
So, the only reason Easter is around the time it is is because of Pesach. The Christians needed a reason to celebrate around that time, and since the Jews already had a holiday around that time, they just took the approximate date and ran with it. So……ye.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0