Beelzebub Gives Brooklyn Skateboarder His Star of Approval
Raised Fist Propaganda, a skateboard company from New York, recently issued Brooklyn based skateboarder, Chris Kent, a board with his name on it. Although skateboards were notorious for shocking graphics in the 1980s, skateboarding has taken a newer, more wholesome approach in recent years due to the shocking number of the sport’s professional athletes turning to Jesus after long prison sentences.
Chris Kent has apparently not gotten this memo (either that or simply hasn’t spent enough time behind bars). The imagery on his board is so horrifying and blasphemous that this particular Christian would not be the slightest bit surprised if the lord of Hades, Satan himself, personally goes to Mr. Kent’s house and gives him an uncomfortably long hug.
This description is not for the faint-hearted. Continue reading if you must:
the image appears like a Renaissance painting of the Madonna and child, only more like the whorish-rock-and-roll-Madonna and not like the Holy-Mother-Madonna. Madonna’s aside, the fact that her chest is prominent and whorish, is not even the worst part… Under a halo, inscribed “IN CHRIS KENT WE TRVST” the child – the infant Christ, in his very mother’s arms, no less, is – deep breath – headless. You read that correctly, “HEADLESS” as in “without a head.”
To add insult to blasphemous injury, there is an enormous amount of blood streaming from the Holy Mary’s mouth, down onto her ample bosom.
I feel ill just typing it.
If you have the stomach for it; if you think you can handle it; go see the blood, headless Christ, and ample bosom for yourself…
and pray.
http://raisedfistpropaganda.bigcartel.com/product/chris-kent-skateboard-deck
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Author: apollonius_H_christ
I live in new york and vow to make this blue state run red with the blood of the non-believers. In my church, my nickname is "the holy hand grenade."
1:59 am
Skateboarders, you know how you hate those little loose rocks on the street and sidewalks that mess up your ride? Do you know who put them there? We did.
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8:51 pm
Wow! Those Christian ideals really bursting forth there. ‘You aren’t like me, so I’m gonna hurt you.’
Idiot. Your God is a convenient excuse for your lack of any meaningful life of your own.
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10:58 pm
Defending your family from this liberal gay threat is a Christian ideal.
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4:30 pm
Amen!! You guys should just shoot skateboarders on sight. For God, of course…
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2:23 am
Skateboarders are liberals on wheels. They want to do nothing but vandalize public and private property.
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8:32 pm
hahahahah
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1:50 pm
Skateboarding is a gateway to drug dealing.
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1:52 pm
And loitering.
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2:34 pm
Which inevitably leads to homo gay prostitution. Young Christian men should be playing football and other godly sports.
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3:08 pm
Yes, fathers should be teaching their kids how to pitch inside and slide into the second baseman cleats up.
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8:33 pm
you guys crack me up this is great
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9:09 am
“Push Push Kick” is code for 666. Skateboarding must be outlawed!
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2:23 pm
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7:47 pm
Satan should ass rape Chris Kent, while Jesus videotapes it!
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2:20 pm
old men, pissed they have arthritis. il pray for each and everyone of you
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3:55 pm
i’m going to buy them all and burn them on my front lawn during the rapture so jesus can see how much i love him.
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11:59 pm
Are you kidding? You guys are fucking crazy! It seems like every little thing a NORMAL PERSON does is a sin! You crazy fucks are brain washing people! Tell me I’m gonna go to hell, fuck you! I don’t care! You people belong in hell not every other normal person.
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1:12 pm
i skate for satan every day, smoke weed, drink heavily, fuck sluts, and abort babies. i follow the word of darkness. it is just more inviting.
SATAN SHALL RISE 666
please dont pray for me, your just wasting your time
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11:20 pm
Man, you guys are über conservative assholes. It’s people like you that have turned me away from religion. Get a life and learn to accept others as it says in your “holy” storybook.
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