Author: Bryan Blake
Radio host and TV personality for Christwire
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7:31 pm
Blake,
You just get better and better. I’m so proud for your new sponsor, Mr. Plib. It is a wholesome, non cola soft drink that is delicious.
Again, even better than the last episode. Congratulations on your continued success!
Praise be,
BB
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7:43 pm
1. You sound like you’re in a fishtank.
2. You look incredibly stoned and sound quite disinterested.
3. You said “penis” or some variation on it five times, and your eyes seemed to light up with each new utterance.
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8:12 pm
It is still a work in progress Claire. We don’t have any recording systems yet and have to rely on the built in mic that is about 10 feet away.
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8:43 pm
Acquiring quality recording equipment is a fairly simple process. You ought to invest in a clip-on microphone, the sort that is used in live theatre. It would make things much more professional. But, then again, judging by your reaction every time you said “penis” or some variant thereof, you’re incapable of being more mature than a twelve-year-old boy.
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8:55 pm
Terrific work Blake and crew. It was like watching Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs. Don’t listen to the naysayers. Notice they only make comments about aesthetics and not the subject matter. This usually indicates they agree with the content or it went over their heads.
We will share this World Wide Webs link with the fellowship at our morning roundtable.
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9:04 pm
I would think that it would be fairly obvious that you cannot turn people “gay”. RIFT and Star Wars: The Old Republic are not geared towards children, but towards teenagers and adults, age groups that are typically comfortable in their sexual identity. Minecraft is a game that is based around the user’s creativity; if it could “turn children gay”, then you should also make the argument that allowing people pen and paper could turn them gay.
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9:07 pm
Yes, you can.
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9:09 pm
Prove it, using multiple scientific sources and without referencing religious documents.
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8:11 am
Sure. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, RD. You are my scientific proof, my little XX denier.
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11:22 pm
Good work, Blake. I was not aware of this minecraft. I will keep my eye out for it.
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7:23 am
GENIUS episode !!!
God speaks through you brother Blake.
I will tell all my friends that minecraft wants to rape our children.
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10:16 am
First I have to ask you Blake, Are you gay? Your haircut an that mr pibb shirt screams that you love the sausage. There is no way you can honestly say that games make you gay. Your phalic symbol metaphor that you used for the lightsabers was total BS. What do you think all those blood thirsty, murdurous christians were swinging back during the crusades? The exact same phalic symbols that your so obsessed with. It’s people like you that drove me away from god, with your hate spewing misconceptions. It’s people like you an your followers that makes honest people like myself an my wife be ashamed to be christians. Your whole site is nothing but a site for hate, and YOU’LL be the one to answer for it in hell.
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11:33 am
“Sure. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, RD. You are my scientific proof, my little XX denier.”
So…RD being a lesbian is scientific proof that you can TURN people gay? I’m not even going to give you an “E” for effort on that one.
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11:34 am
“Sure. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, RD. You are my scientific proof, my little XX denier.”
Wow. Not only have I ever denied that I am a female, but video games most certainly did not “turn [me] gay”. Scientific evidence requires finding articles and doing some research. Perhaps that is just too hard for your little mind to handle.
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9:26 pm
I cannot believe how hard you are grasping at straws here. I mean how much research did you do upon preparing for this segment, as a Christian this has got to be the most offensive thing I have ever seen. How in the world do you go from Star Wars and BioWare to 2girls1cup? I mean, did you even play any of these games? Or did you just draw speculation from screen-shots? This is almost as crazy as evolutionists stating that all life came from a rock.
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6:28 pm
seriously think about how shallow minded you sound.. i can understand how minecraft you can obviously see dumbass people draw dicks on that game and it could be bad for your kids to play,,,, but honestly havent you ever watched fucking star wars man not everything that looks like a sword is a penis you fucking idiot it sounds like you yourself are scared shitless of gay people maybie a gay guy raped you when you where a kid or something but dont take it out on the best rpg makers out there like bioware go talk shit on someone that deserves it
i hope you get hit by a bus keep your ignorance to yourself retard
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7:08 pm
You should be locked up in c-pod for the utter ridiculous statements you are swearing up and down for. Psychotic much sir?. Good lord you have problems.
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7:10 pm
Now I know why I don’t go to church anymore because of psychotic pushy idiots like you.
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7:33 pm
Like all religious zelots, you guys seem like to intimidate through fear and misinformation. People like the ones who follow this site can not think for themselves or research something for themselves to find out the truth. They are like lemmings that just blindly follow idiots like you.
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1:05 pm
Minecraft is an amazing game. SWTOR and Rift are also good.
If these games turned people gay… then why are all my friends STRAIGHT? (apart 1 female friend who is lezibian and my boyfriend who is bisexual).
Gamers are not instantly gay ‘cos they play these games.
Minecraft is ment to look like poor graphics as its about Pixel art (similar to MS paint only 3D). The ones who make Giant penis’ are not gay, just immature as you wouldn’t have noticed. Teens are immature and find peinis’ and the such FUNNY.
Rift, oh so uhhhh Rifts in time and space have to look like what? An apple? or what about an icecream cone?
All they look like are rifts in time and space, i only noticed that if you squint your eyes and look at it at an angle i can see what you mean. but only as ive been told. Phalic weapons? like Swords? or Warhammers?
Bioware, is just a name. its like woking out that you can change Jessica to Jizz (semen).
Star wars: The old republic. you say its a family classic then go on about hitting people with Phalic objects? LIGHT SABERS ARE IN ALL SIX MOVIES!!! your gonna stop people from watching the movies too? ok i’ll let you off with the outfits in it due to be never being seen dead in one.
P.s. Minecraft is made by Mojang and before you make anything out of it, its polish.
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