Undoubtedly weakened by defending herself from deranged Islamo-fascists seeking to nestle in her naïve, hot-blooded bosom, Latin America has fallen victim to an even more dangerous attacker: The Green Dragon of Environmentalism.
Bolivia is slated to soon pass unprecedented legislation that would grant the planet the same rights as human beings. Known by Bolivian indigenous as Pachamama or “Mother World,” the environment will now be given special protections from industry and related development under the recently proposed Law of Mother Earth. Socialist Cocaine grower President Evo Morales, the first openly heathen president in Latin America, believes this move will help protect unwed whore Mother Earth from the fairy tale of climate change.
At the foundation of the environmentalist agenda of complete world domination is a simple assertion: humans have caused damage to the earth and we should stop. But we must ask, have we really? It is impossible to tell. Indeed, Christian experts warn us to be wary of scientist demons with their magic numbers and devil thermometers. Filled with a combination of mercury and stem-cells from unborn children, these climate measuring devices have become tools of Green Party extremists. First item on their agenda: ceasing the production of leatherbound printed Bibles — all under the guise of reducing deforestation, of course.
There is only one science textbook we need, His book:
“Fill the earth, and subdue it; and rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” (Genesis 1:26-31)
“When man refuses to worship God, he will worship himself and the earth.” (Romans 1:18-31)
The indigenous philosophy behind The Law of Mother Earth is misguided and irresponsible. For hotter than the Greenhouse effect increases of one hundred million degrees Centigrade are the raging fires of Satan’s Redhouse! The sulfur and fumes from the burning bodies of Pagans and homosexuals are more toxic than the smog of one hundred million SVUs and coal factories emitting gas for all eternity. Our only hope is to get right with the Lord. Bolivia, save yourself before it is too late!