Bolivia Exalts Mother Earth Over Our Lord, Dooms Population Straight To Hell
Undoubtedly weakened by defending herself from deranged Islamo-fascists seeking to nestle in her naïve, hot-blooded bosom, Latin America has fallen victim to an even more dangerous attacker: The Green Dragon of Environmentalism.
Bolivia is slated to soon pass unprecedented legislation that would grant the planet the same rights as human beings. Known by Bolivian indigenous as Pachamama or “Mother World,” the environment will now be given special protections from industry and related development under the recently proposed Law of Mother Earth. Socialist Cocaine grower President Evo Morales, the first openly heathen president in Latin America, believes this move will help protect unwed whore Mother Earth from the fairy tale of climate change.
At the foundation of the environmentalist agenda of complete world domination is a simple assertion: humans have caused damage to the earth and we should stop. But we must ask, have we really? It is impossible to tell. Indeed, Christian experts warn us to be wary of scientist demons with their magic numbers and devil thermometers. Filled with a combination of mercury and stem-cells from unborn children, these climate measuring devices have become tools of Green Party extremists. First item on their agenda: ceasing the production of leatherbound printed Bibles — all under the guise of reducing deforestation, of course.
There is only one science textbook we need, His book:
“Fill the earth, and subdue it; and rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” (Genesis 1:26-31)
“When man refuses to worship God, he will worship himself and the earth.” (Romans 1:18-31)
The indigenous philosophy behind The Law of Mother Earth is misguided and irresponsible. For hotter than the Greenhouse effect increases of one hundred million degrees Centigrade are the raging fires of Satan’s Redhouse! The sulfur and fumes from the burning bodies of Pagans and homosexuals are more toxic than the smog of one hundred million SVUs and coal factories emitting gas for all eternity. Our only hope is to get right with the Lord. Bolivia, save yourself before it is too late!
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Author: Susana Quiñones
Susana Quiñones believes that all our individual problems and, indeed, the entire world’s problems can be solved through unwavering adherence to God’s plan as articulated in the Bible. Follow her on Twitter.
3:56 am
Good article Susan.
This proves that all Mexicans are crazy heathens.
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1:14 am
But great landscapers.
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3:31 pm
Heathenism is a big problem in the community.
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6:05 am
You do realize that since they are from Bolivia, they are Bolivian, not Mexican, right? Or did God make you so stupid, you couldn’t realize the difference, you racist bastard. I also saw your “All Chinese look the same.” May I say, that, as a friend with many ASIAN friends, they’re not all Chinese, and they don’t all look the same.
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4:10 am
so let me ask you: as “masters” of this earth a rigth given to us by god you do not belive we should protect it? you belive we should simply say fuck it and run it into the group taking every resource we can?
you might want to consider that the law in no way treats mother earth as a god or something greater simply protects it. heck nothing stands against it being perfectly christian. but if you belive that as masters of the earth we should simply go nuts…. why the hell do you at the same time demand that we follow the guy who calls himself “the master over humans” (god) anjd claims we are made in his image. folowing that logic you belive god is simply useing us to get out as much resource as he can and then when done he is going to say fuck it.
but further than that one thing is not beliveing in climate changes and all that stuff. but don’t start talking about it when you have no fucking clue. we can in fact very well see the effects also without some weird hard to understand equipment. the icecaps are melting. so either it’s getting hotter or they have allways been melting. and if they have allways been malting then why don’t anyone remeber when the atlantic was frozen over a few hundred years ago?
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4:25 am
The Atlantic frozen over 100 years ago? That’s crazy talk.
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4:40 pm
These liberals keep changing their global warming lies. They can’t get their story straight.
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1:00 pm
Environmentalism should be something Christians care deeply about, since it involves respecting the Earth (which is, allegedly, God’s creation) and being mindful that it isn’t an infinite resource.
Science has proven that climate change is occurring, and at a fairly rapid rate. But, hey, since you think the Bible is a valid source of scientific opinion, you can go on thinking that. But, would you mind explaining why the polar ice caps are melting, when they’ve been frozen for hundreds of years before this?
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2:44 pm
I agree completely…what has “Mother Nature” done for us lately? All I see are hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis. Clearly none of this is God’s Will. It is the result of these Earth-worshiping heathens and their lust for nature.
It’s no secret that many of these Nature types are homosexuals. You can tell because the women are more like men, and the men are a bunch of limp-wristed vegetarians.
Why don’t scientists figure out how to make those people right with God and stop making up fairy tales about climate change.
Bolivia, huh…hey that’s where I get my shipments of…oops, never mind…
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6:53 pm
Tofu causes a loss of testosterone. The best soldiers have the highest levels. Femenists want us to lose the wars so that the socialist Muslims can take over. They are crossing our borders even as I type this.
We’ll never get our oil out from under Iraq and Libya if the femenists have their way!
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6:58 pm
“Tofu causes a loss of testosterone.”
Do you have proof? Scientific evidence, that is.
“The best soldiers have the highest levels.”
The best soldiers are those who are competent and are devoted to serving their country. You are aware that women also serve in the military, correct?
“Femenists want us to lose the wars so that the socialist Muslims can take over. They are crossing our borders even as I type this.”
Actually, we don’t. But we don’t think that the wars in the Middle East are justifiable. Even my cousin, who served in the Marines and was, at one point, sent to Iraq, thinks that our wars in the Middle East are pointless.
“We’ll never get our oil out from under Iraq and Libya if the femenists have their way!”
That oil belongs to the people of those countries. We don’t own Iraq or Libya, and we CERTAINLY do not own all the oil in the world.
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7:03 pm
Google it: http://www.google.com/search?q=testosterone+tofu&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
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7:07 pm
So it does.
Still, not everyone eats tofu. I eat tofu on occasion, but I also enjoy a diet of red meats and vegetables.
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7:12 pm
I don’t like large cubes of tofu, but I think it’s good when served in smaller pieces.
Also Firefox is an authorized republican web browser. Open source is communist.
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7:13 pm
Should say “is not”.
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7:17 pm
Open Source actually allows for a greater variety. Browsers like Internet Explorer are rarely used by web developers, because it’s so picky and slow that it can be more detrimental to users than anything else. Most websites are tested in Firefox because its open source allows for greater compliance. I personally use Google Chrome. It’s fast, easy, free, and aesthetically pleasing.
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4:37 pm
Susan, I have to admit that I didn’t trust you at first because your last name sounds suspiciously Mexican. But having read this intellligent and English speaking article, I have to say that this is truly frightening. As we all know the catholic church in south America is half African and half Indians with their human sacrifices.
Jesus told us to multiply and fill the earth, but this sort of thinking that you exposed will lead towards dangerous ideas like feminism and abortions and who knows what else? Unions?
I can assure you if this sort of idea takes hold in the uneducated socialist masses of south America, there will be a whole lot less earth filling going on. This will just delay the angry vengeful return of Jesus, when only the saved will be spared his eternal wrath.
Maybe we should be sending more missionaries down to Bolivia to save their poor souls.
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4:40 pm
And maybe we should consider destroying you.
Since, you know, you just spread around ignorant ideas.
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4:44 pm
In some odd way RD we’ve become friends, although only one of us is right.
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4:47 pm
No, we’re not friends, and we never will be, because you’re so ignorant and bigoted that I can’t even PRETEND to like you.
At least August is open to learning and accepting different points of view. You aren’t.
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4:48 pm
Friendship requires mutual respect. You have no respect for women, thus you have no respect for RD, and she has no respect for you.
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4:54 pm
That seems a little harsh Claire.
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9:10 pm
I’ve done a bit of reading on this site today to understand you better Claire, and here is what I am starting to wonder about.
Now if I was a liberal (which of course I am not, just look at my picture) and I was spending huge amounts of time talking to people who said things that offended me and that I felt were ridiculous, I would argue with them and show how stupid they look. But I wouldn’t attack them personally and make myself – and all other liberals by extension – look like crazy emotional idiots who cannot argue their side based on easily accessable facts.
If I was liberal, I would try to appear rational and logical and smart, and not be whining and frankly kind of stupid.
So the only conclusion that I can come to after reading your comments for the last two hours is that you are not truly a liberal, but instead you are a conservative pretending to be liberal to to make liberals and feminists look really, really bad and irrational.
You’ve done a great benefit to the conservative cause. You’ve made liberals look like idiots and you’ve made the most irrational of conservatives look reasonable in comparison.
Well done, my secret conservative double agent.
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3:35 pm
I agree Ice. Instead of wasting money on teaching children science and math, we should be allocating more resources toward training them to become missionaries. Latin America needs more missionaries.
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3:52 pm
And any foreign aid directed south of the border should strictly be for building Protestant houses of worship.
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4:04 pm
A last name like Susan’s is called Spanish or Latino, not just Mexican. Why can’t people realize that not all of Latinos or Latinas are Mexican? There are other countries in Latin and South America.
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4:42 pm
I think we are all ignorant if we think we can destroy the environment. By worrying about climate change we are only worrying about ourselves. No matter what we do to it the earth will survive, we might make it unlivable and we will all die, but the earth will heal itself.
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4:45 pm
We should worry about the environment. If you’re so certain that your god put you in charge of the Earth, shouldn’t you take better care of it, since you say that your god made the Earth and all the creatures and plants on it?
It’s one thing to worry needlessly, but climate change is one of the causes of the horrendous natural disasters we’ve been facing.
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4:53 pm
Actually, I take very good care of it. Did I say otherwise? I just think we should be honest when we say we are changing the climate that we are making it worse for us. If we die off, the earth will be fine its very resilient.
Which horrendous natural disasters?
I know of mudslide’s, wildfires and sinkholes being caused by humans
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4:59 pm
I believe that scientists discovered a link between the size and power of hurricanes and climate change. Either way, rising sea levels (caused by melting polar ice caps) can ruin people’s lives.
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5:05 pm
“Either way, rising sea levels (caused by melting polar ice caps) can ruin people’s lives.”
I wouldn’t call that a disaster, but yes I completely agree. Sea levels have been rising since the last ice age, but I do think were not helping things.
After Katrina many blamed climate change and made dire predictions. But ever since, we’ve had a record calm streak of calm hurricane seasons. So who knows.
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5:07 pm
Have you seen the holes in the ozone layer? Those have been caused by pollution. Pollution does NOT naturally occur.
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5:17 pm
Yes I agree. Why do you think I don’t?
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5:00 pm
Are you incapable of using punctuation correctly?
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5:12 pm
Who cares? You aren’t perfect either..
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4:51 pm
“By worrying about climate change we are only worrying about ourselves.”
That’s funny coming from the man who helps others just so he can get into heaven.
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4:59 pm
“That’s funny coming from the man who helps others just so he can get into heaven.”
Source?
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5:08 pm
“Source?”
The fact that you refer to Mexicans as “filthy” and perpetuate racist stereotypes such as Africans eating watermelon. You also made it clear that you think that blacks should be sent back to Africa.
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4:51 pm
Capitalism will save the earth. If the sea levels rise the corporations will sell us products to fix it and everything will be fine. It seems like liberals are always in fear of pollution, food poisoning, toxic waste, and nuclear power when none if those things has ever come true.
Instead of being scared of the real threats to this country: homogays, immigrants, taxes, the French and Muslims.
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5:02 pm
“Capitalism will save the earth. If the sea levels rise the corporations will sell us products to fix it and everything will be fine.”
What sort of products? You can’t fix rising sea levels with products. What are you going to do, vacuum up the ocean?
“It seems like liberals are always in fear of pollution, food poisoning, toxic waste, and nuclear power when none if those things has ever come true.”
Toxic waste, pollution, and food poisoning are reasonable things to worry about. Toxic waste and pollution not only harm the environment, but have serious side effects on humans, too. Food poisoning is a relatively common occurrence that can be potentially deadly.
Nuclear power is a very real thing and, as shown by the disaster in Japan, can completely destroy communities and lives if not taken very, very seriously.
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5:07 pm
Actually look to the Dutch who have successfully fought off rising sea levels for hundreds of years using technology. I am not endorsing we try and rise water further though.
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5:09 pm
That’s because much of Holland is below sea level. That’s fighting a natural occurrence. You can’t fight off rising sea levels forever.
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5:02 pm
“That seems a little harsh Claire.”
Explain how it’s harsh. You think that women are inferior to men, thus you have no respect for women. THUS, you and RD are not friends. She has also said that NO, she is not your friend. Who would want to be friends with someone who has no respect for them?
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5:04 pm
Exactly. He is, to put it in the vernacular, a total douche-bag. He thinks that homosexuals are “a threat” and views women as inferior to men, and then says that we’re “friends”. I’m a lesbian. He has no respect for ANY of my views, and thus, cannot be my friend.
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5:15 pm
I see that Claire has put these thoughts into your head.
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5:19 pm
Right, because RD being an intelligent, sentient human being capable of thinking for herself is just out of the question.
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5:27 pm
What, about being a lesbian? I was a lesbian for nearly a YEAR before discovering this site, and didn’t know Claire UNTIL I started commenting here. I’ve always had the utmost respect for people who respect women, homosexuals, and anyone who is “different”. You have no respect for any of those.
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6:58 pm
No, your domineering mother is what caused you to be Lesbian.
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5:16 pm
“Who cares? You aren’t perfect either..”
I know how to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation MUCH better than you. A 60-something retired father should have much better writing skills than you do. Your writing skills are simply horrendous. I know students who only learned English several years ago who put your skills to shame.
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5:19 pm
I don’t agree. You make way more mistakes than you realize.
And I am 48.
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5:22 pm
What the hell are you doing retired at 48? Oh that’s right, you have to devote your time to taking the semen of veterans into your mouth.
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5:25 pm
I retired end of last year. I did pretty well and now I volunteer. I still do some consulting when needed.
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7:28 pm
Right, like when your ex-coworkers need advice on the best technique to sexually please veterans, you consult.
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5:19 pm
Claire, go feed your cat.
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5:21 pm
Ice, go get someone pregnant.
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6:50 pm
My wife and I are spent after 3 boys and 4 girls, I am afraid. How many cats before you are full?
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5:21 pm
I miss Blanche…
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5:23 pm
Yeah, I think she teaches at a retreat this weekend. But I am not 100% sure.
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6:43 pm
She’s doing the Lord’s work.
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7:32 pm
If you consider getting bangbanged and having all of her holes pumped full of semen to be the Lord’s work.
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7:34 pm
What disturbing imagery Claire. It makes me wonder if you haven’t been abused? I’ll pray for you, too.
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6:47 pm
RD, while everything you say is destroying our country, normally the facts you quote are somewhat correct, just twisted a tiny bit by Satan. However, the dutch are not under seawater for natural reasons. That is all completely man made.
1) They have reclaimed a lot of land from the sea intentionally.
2) By draining lakes and swamps, the land has shrunk and moved under sea water.
These are hard working and enterprising people that all whites should be proud of. I know it doesn’t change the argument, but I wanted to correct one historical fact with source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands
And even if you both hate me, I still like the both of you.
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6:48 pm
Please replace seawater with sea level. Typos.
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7:02 pm
“No, your domineering mother is what caused you to be Lesbian.”
Considering that my mother has always encouraged me to be heterosexual, and was rather upset when I told her I was a lesbian, I’d have to disagree. My parents decide on things as a TEAM, and have a wonderful, happy marriage.
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7:18 pm
August, I am of course writing this from my brother-in-law’s house. I of course only use Microsoft products. I would never subscribe to liberal dangers like open source software.
See there? Nothing wrong with me!
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7:35 pm
Prase Click for you Iceman.
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7:40 pm
“It makes me wonder if you haven’t been abused?”
I was never abused in any way, shape, or form. I do, however, watch porn.
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9:16 pm
That was just the slightest bit funny and witty Claire. I actually laughed for a second.
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9:37 pm
So you find it amusing when people reveal that no, they were not abused as children? How do you react when people admit that they WERE abused? Do you jack off?
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11:21 pm
That jab also was kind of funny.
I meant the porn non-sequitur was funny, of course.
I hope you are trying to be witty and not just mean.
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7:08 pm
HA HA this site is very funny. Been laughing all the way. Lots of time spent making it though. Looks very genuine. Nice work. You guys crack me up.
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