Chris†Style: Demure Denim Panties Packing Heat
Designer Tobias Funke’s Never Nude collection is creating thunder on the catwalks of Milan and Paris with the introduction of a new dungaree underpanty that is a far cry from the lacey nothings and cheeky floss of yesteryear. These panty underthings both smooth and support while providing secure front pockets for that package of gum or tube of lip stain for the lady on the go. From the product release:
“These tight and chic JeanPants … create a pert denim image perfect for … when you want to look ready for the world’s excitement. You don’t have to be a superstar to look great in these short pants.”
The designer plans to offer a man’s optional brief that already has hungry markets in the Southern US.
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12:31 pm
Praise you BB for your research and keeping up with the darker trends in liberal society.
Tobias Funke, the world’s first Analrapist, is truly a disturbed individual.
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6:34 pm
I think he posts here as popanfresh or something like that.
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6:29 pm
Everything about those erotic pics made me so hawnee I choked myh daddies chicken until his willy threw up in my mouth and then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face!
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11:17 pm
I feel that a Christian wife wearing something like this in the bedroom in order to spice up the sacred marriage would be Christ-centered. But in no way should a woman be seen in these things by any eyes but her husband’s.
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3:13 pm
Or her significant other, or whoever she wants to see her in those.
Because, you know, women can think for themselves and make their own decisions.
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3:52 pm
“Because, you know, women can think for themselves and make their own decisions.”
Source?
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4:14 pm
The fact that RD and Claire are women and are perfectly capable of thinking for themselves, the fact that your wife doesn’t believe you about the Asian Sun, the fact that, regardless of their intellect, Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton either are or at one point were in a political position/running for one, the fact that if you asked a woman what she wanted to eat, odds are she’ll come up with something on her own, and the fact that my girlfriend told me she hates a particular show and explained why.
That’s just a handful of sources at our disposal, want more?
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3:43 pm
I agree completely, Ice. That is why the mannequins were used for the photographs. The rear view is a paintbrush simulation.
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3:45 pm
Are you sure that the first one isn’t of you modelling it?
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