chrisTwire.org and Cee Lo Green Team Up to Take Down Coachella

Senator August Weisz
• ChristWire
April 20, 2011 5:32 pm22 comments

Last week two amazing things happened to forward the mission of the faithful.

One, millions of ticketholders did not attend Coachella as planned thanks to a record breaking investigative journalistic effort here on chrisTwire and over 26000 Facebook faithful.

White people rule!
Coachella headliner

Two, recording artist Cee Lo Green, former African basketball teammate of Charles Barkley, followed chrisTwire’s lead, but instead of boycotting, he attended Coachella, and attempted to take it down from the inside at the opening ceremonies.

Rage
So much tribal rage

Yesterday, Cee Lo Green had a very special message for the organizers of the Coachella Music Festival. It began with “F” and ended with “You.” The superstar was booted off stage and rallied his fans to a near riot. He was not pleased. The rapper screamed, pouted and demanded his fans flip the bird to Goldenvoice (the concert promoter). That didn’t garner any good from the festival organizers and Cee Lo was unceremoniously booted. It’s all my fault. Blame me,” Cee Lo said sarcastically before storming off the stage to a symphony of boos from the crowd, leaving his band behind to play instruments that could no longer be heard in the audience.

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22 Comments

  • Tyson Bowers III

    Together we will destroy this whore factory.

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  • Billybob Biblebanger

    Thanks for these updates. Although I wish you would post more photos of the nubile young concertgoers leaving this disgusting whorefest. I would like to see them turning tail, with their pert young buttocks exposed to the sun. Please get lots of close-ups as proof that we are winning.

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  • One: Lie Two: Stupid Bragging

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  • Wow.

    Cee Lo Green’s hit single, “F*ck You”, is a rather popular song, especially since the song itself discusses the trials of a day when it seems like nothing is going right, and that the correct response is to say “f*ck you” and move on with your day. It had precious little to do with ANY concert event.

    You really need to stop lying, by the way. I’m sure your god’s rather annoyed by it.

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      • Ah, the good old Seattle P-I. I miss that paper. Shame it had to move to web-only production.

        Cee Lo Green was booed because he was 25 minutes late for his show at Coachella on Friday and, with only 20 minutes left to perform, he STILL didn’t cut his set short. He wasn’t booed because of his performance; he was booed because he was late and created a huge scheduling conflict for that stage on Friday night.

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        • Yeah whenever I see the p-I ball on the water downtown I feel sad. I’m glad they left it there though.

          Showing up late is a way to take it down from the inside. Also he had a row against the promoters and encouraged the audience to rebel against them.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Of course some will misinterpret songs and lyrics to suit their personal agendas. These same people try and interject how their associations make their opinion more important than anyone else’s.

    It is well documented on the internets that the song is about rejecting congress with Satan and accepting Christ.

    http://www.whathesaid.com/tag/cee-lo/

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    • “Of course some will misinterpret songs and lyrics to suit their personal agendas. These same people try and interject how their associations make their opinion more important than anyone else’s.”

      Thank you for finally admitting what you’ve been doing this whole time.

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  • Ice Van Winkle Ice Van Winkle

    Thank you for that great investigative piece. It is good to hear that Christwire is making a difference in the lives of these lost souls.

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  • Are you really that contradictory? A story was posted a few weeks ago condeming Cee Lo for using the “F” word in a song, saying he was working with the devil and now your applauding him for disrupting a concert? Make up your minds do you hate this man and think hes working with the devil or are you celebrating him because you think his actions are condonding your mixed up views?

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      Contradictory or Effective and On Message?

      Cee Lo has seen the error of his ways and changed the song to “Bless You” see clip above.

      Clearly the mission has been served.

      Thanks for your great question.

      BB

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  • clearly your an idiot.

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  • I feel like an idiot

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  • Please say this entire site is one horrible practical joke. COACHELLA is satan’s doing? Please, start in on Bonnaroo and D-fest next. I can’t wait to see what kind of garbage you holier-than-thou assholes can come up with there. How many of you graduated from a college that didn’t require chapel? How many of you can balance a chemical equation? HOW MANY OF YOU CAN READ A SIMPLE NEWS ARTICLE WITHOUT FINDING SOMETHING SATANIC?
    Please, start in on your ad hominem attacks as well. I’m a godless heathen bound to spend eternity in the deepest part of hell, yeah yeah yeah. Get to the good part. You know, the one where you make a point.

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  • lichencomputer

    Cee-Lo Green could not be reached for comment because when his name appeared on christwire.org he suddenly ceased to exist.

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  • I really really really hope all of you people realize that everything written on this grammatically illiterate website is complete and total bullshit, I realized this after reading the line that states Cee-Lo used to play basketball with Charles Barkley (he used to record with Gnarles Barkley you retards lol). But to be honest, I know that (sadly), there are a lot of people in the world that think like this, close minded dipshits that don’t care about anybody but themselves. All I can say is I really hope this website truly is nothing but a political/religious satire because if there are people that have these beliefs, the world is heading straight to Hell and you guys are leading the way.

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