• Did God Send Tornados To Warn Blacks In The South About Rap Music?

    April 28, 2011 8:38 am 52 comments
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  • You read the title, now it’s time for the shocking answer: Yes! Blacks in the South caused the recent tornadoes that killed over 130 people. You may have heard about the prestige of our investigative journalism here at Christwire, now you are about to experience it firsthand.

    Let’s start off with the facts: Many good southern white folks are Christians, good Methodists. The rest, as you can see by our chart below, are Southern Baptists. The majority of the rest, I should add, as we at Christwire refuse to count the Mexican illegals. If they want to be counted, they can go back to their own country.

    Another fact is that most crime is committed by blacks. Some will attack that as a racist idea. Well, it is not. It is the truth. Statistic after statistic report more black men in prisons and a higher crime rate in black neighborhoods. Facts don’t lie, and as the chart above shows us the South is populated by a lot of blacks.

    Their behavior in the area has been shoddy from the start. First of all, there wasn’t a civil war until they showed up. There wasn’t a whole lot of crime either. Now some parts of Alabama and Mississippi rival Detroit as being famous for their criminal element. There were reports that in many areas blacks were running rampant, just the same as they were doing in another famous place God cleansed, New Orleans.

    As you can see from the above picture, God spared the good folks with pickup trucks. If you look closely, however, He destroyed the building right behind them, which was most likely a chicken and waffle restaurant. You can also see that some of the trucks must have been in the direct path of the monster tornado, and only survived by the grace of God.

    But why, you may ask, did they deserve all this destruction? What did they do that was so bad?

    Perhaps he might be a part of it, but surely God would not go to such extremes for one man?

    Now the rabbit hole gets deeper…

    The scales are starting to tip…

    There should be little doubt left in your mind the destruction we seen this last week in Alabama and the rest of the south was no doubt due to roughnecks like those above and their blatant disrespect of the Lord’s teachings.    However, yet more evidence presents itself…

    Without going into specifics, each one of these men is a convicted criminal and each one hails from the south.  Based on the actions of these men alone God was justified in His wrath.

    Christwire would like to take this chance to send our prayers to the good Christian Methodists who weathered the storm with God’s help.  To donate, visit the Red Cross website or text “REDCROSS” to 90999 to give $10.



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    Alex Keating Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.

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