Donald Trump To Announce Obama Faked Birth Certificate, TONIGHT at 7:30
Will he be firing Barack Obama tonight?
Donald Trump has called for a press conference tonight, indicating a MAJOR announcement. Political insiders on the Hill have gone off-record as saying it has something to do with his investigation into Kenyan President Barack Obama’s foreign birth.
“I have seen his evidence, and it is very compelling.” One lawmaker told me, on the condition of anonymity.
Others think it may be an announcement of intention to run for President in 2012. Or maybe he will do both.
If certain conditions are satisfied, a recall committee could be formed as early as next week. No doubt there will also be calls to deport the disposed dictator as soon as papers can be drawn up. No word yet on whether Michelle will be following him back to Kenya, but as history shows us, rats usually leave a sinking ship.
As of press time, the Obama administration was not available for comment. Likely due to Obama packing his suitcase with whatever memorabilia he can fit from his short tenure in the White House, for sale on the black market no doubt.
We can only hope that we get to hear Mr. Trump use his signature catch-phrase directed at the Kenyan Dictator this evening; “You’re Fired!”
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6:05 pm
Wow. Are you really that stupid?
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6:34 pm
Wow, you guys are assholes, even if this is a joke. A poorly written joke.
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6:35 pm
Ha ha ha this is going to be EPIC !!!.
At last the kenyan socialist facist muslim dictator is going to be unmasked.
He should be sent to guantanamo for LIFE.
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6:45 pm
Can we send you first?
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12:43 pm
Dave Chapell Called it when he said that if a black man were president he would be under constant scrutiny.
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8:32 pm
Christian Intellecutal – somehow that name seems oxymoronic for you.
just when i think this website is low, it always sinks lower. the hate spewed from it is intolerable at times. good luck explaining yourself to your big man in the sky at the pearly gates when you get there!
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9:10 pm
I’m convinced that Christwire is actually a satire site, like The Onion, but more hardcore.
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9:16 pm
Ah, I’ve been had. Damn, The Onion has nothing on these guys, lol.
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10:30 pm
Its the homogays that call us satire.
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10:34 pm
I heard on the shortwave that there are reports of the military storming a NYC building and television station. There is a complete media blackout of the event. This started about 7:20 pacific daylight time. Anyone else have any news?
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11:28 pm
Yeah, I have news: That you’re lying again.
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11:31 pm
I didn’t say it was right. Just asking about unconfirmed reports. This may or may not be a big deal.
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11:38 pm
I just checked the news. He’s considering a presidential campaign, and was going to announce it on the season finale of his show, The Apprentice.
Your idea about a media black-out of the event is completely fabricated.
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11:41 pm
That seems like an odd cover story. Whats his show?
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11:45 pm
The Apprentice. It’s a show where he hires a bunch of people and fires them on a weekly basis.
I even just searched “media blackout”, knowing that the journalistic community would have had a FIELD DAY had such a blackout occurred. The most recent result was 14 hours old, concerning the launch of a US spy satellite.
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11:46 pm
Thanks for your help RD, praise click for you.
Was this show tonight?
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11:47 pm
Rd, are you condemn clicking me?
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12:33 am
“Rd, are you condemn clicking me?”
Wow, are you actually accusing somebody else of condemn clicking you? I thought I was your scapegoat for that sort of thing, despite the fact that I’ve only condemn clicked you about three times total.
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12:35 am
I was asking RD. Thank you very much. The world is not about you.
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1:02 pm
“The world is not about you.”
You think it’s about you, though. You’re an incredibly selfish man who only helps people so that “god” will permit you into heaven.
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3:13 am
It was indeed covered up. The liberal media completely blacked it out.
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3:28 am
That makes sense.
Good work Alex.
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3:41 am
But there wasn’t a single report or even a claim from Fox News. Your excuse is just plain bullshit.
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12:23 pm
Fox news is run by RINO’s
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7:42 am
Obama was born in Hawaii and here is your proof!
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12:45 pm
This well produced and concise video really does settle it once and for all. Case closed supreme court. Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya.
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12:50 pm
And you aren’t such an ignorant prick after all. /sarcasm
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1:34 pm
RD, I will pray on you again tonight
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1:41 pm
Don’t you mean “pray FOR you”?
Because I wouldn’t want a disgusting excuse for a human such as yourself anywhere near me.
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7:52 am
And for those that just don’t “GET IT”…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYNBEJnjDA&feature=channel_video_title
NUFF SAID!
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12:05 pm
I know that you think your being funny but seriously your humor is really not all that. Bordering on stupidity. Donald trump is one of the biggest A-Holes ever. If he had no money, all he would be is just one more creepy guy with bad hair….as it is he is a creepy guy with bad hair lots of money two ex wives one new wife that looks like a guy and a big mouth…
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