Dos Equis Knows How To Treat a Woman
My dear brothers,
Women are not to be put on a pedestal. This year I am a sophomore and the thing I’ve learned is if you want to get a woman, you have to treat her with a strong hand.
Not an abusive one. Liberals always jump to that conclusion because they are naturally violent and rabid.
A strong hand means a firm grip on being a male. Demand a woman keep a firm grip on her role as well. Freshman women are some of the best to immediately put in line. They are naive and in need of guidance, lest they wind up throwing drunk parties and trying to tempt good young men into their pit of sin.
There is no excuse to not find a wife during college. There are plenty of girls and they have proven their smartness. They just need to be put in their place and brought to accept their eventual role as a happy-homemaker.
Treating them like a wild pet, and believe me even the wildest cat can be made tame, is the way you do it.
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10:20 pm
Are you the gentleman in the background with the apricot skirt? What a lovely uniform. You must be the drum major.
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10:21 pm
“There are plenty of girls and they have proven their smartness. They just need to be put in their place and brought to accept their eventual role as a happy-homemaker.”
“Put in their place”? And what exactly is the “place” of women?
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11:07 pm
on her back in the missionary position ready to recieve his seed of life
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10:30 pm
Scott, College men need to assert themselves and have fun in college. College women need to preserve themselves for marriage.
Good for you.
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10:35 pm
“Scott, College men need to assert themselves and have fun in college. College women need to preserve themselves for marriage.”
So men should be total whores in college? Why shouldn’t men preserve themselves for marriage?
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10:44 pm
It’s amazing that some people can say shit like this with a straight face.
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11:15 pm
how would you prefer us say it? with a gay face?
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11:17 pm
Rice university is a fine Christian university in the most conservative state in these United States. Young conservative men can go there to get an excellent education, and coeds can find good husbands there, too.
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11:34 pm
Most women don’t go to college to “find good husbands”. We go to college to get an EDUCATION, you dumb prick.
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12:35 am
Reminds me so much of how I first started courting my wife. We met in our local young adult church group after I was finishing up my masters and she was teaching the local Sunday school. I knew right away she would be the perfect God-fearing woman I was looking for. Guys out there, be careful you pick out a woman who knows her proper role, both in this world and in the next.
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12:44 pm
And what is a woman’s proper role?
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9:06 am
Rice is a fine University, but how does it stack up to Bob Jones University?
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1:49 am
I’ve known many a young man who has found deep spiritual satisfaction at Oral Roberts University.
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2:05 am
Amen iceman!
Good basketball team too!
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1:28 pm
Hahahahahaha! Ridiculous! I just added this site to my list of favorites, along with the Onion. Keep it up, guys!
To those who think this is awful, it literally only takes minutes to figure out that it’s satire. Superbly done, Christwire.
Ooh! Rhymes!
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11:31 am
OMG…I love this site! This is hilarious! Better than “The Onion!” Thank you for your work!
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11:49 pm
howdy-do, noted blog on greasy loss. analogous helped.
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