E3: A Den Of Sin And Homosexuality, The Next Wii Will Turn Your Children Gay
In the next few weeks, you will be hearing a lot in the news about E:3, a so-called electronics convention. Most of the news will concern the new console to be announced by homogay video game maker, Nintedo. What you won’t be hearing about is what really goes on at these things; homosexual man-boy recruiting and nonconsentual rape and sodomy.
If you thought the amount of skin being shown at the Coachella and Stage coach music festivals Christwire brought you the truth about was bad, wait until you get an eyeful of what the geeks at E:3 get involved in.
This outfit screams rape. Many of these young geeks who frequent these conventions are depraved sexual predators who would stop at nothing order to feel the soft touch of a woman, even if she is passed on out date rape drugs. This picture was taken at last year’s convention, so this girl most likely already got raped.
But this isn’t a festival of heterosexual sin only, as the above picture demonstrates. Many homogay representations are made, such as this half naked demon spawn trying to entice your children to enter a booth in which homogay sodomy takes place without consent.
As you can see here one of the rituals that takes place is an idol worship where visitors and unsuspecting Christians are made to sit in front of a large screen and worship Satan! To decent god fearing folks, this scene is horrific, as you can almost note the zombie-like expression in the eyes of those in the crowd.
Strange Unchristian things go on at these places. As to what the two heathens in this picture are engaged in, your guess is as good as mine. Whatever it is, it looks anal. If you reposition the letters on the screen in the back, that is exactly what it says.
Last year this man was caught on film having sex with a fire hydrant. You have to remember these are technology geeks we are dealing with here; first, women weren’t enough for them anymore, then men weren’t, now they have turned inanimate objects. The level of depravity of these types of denizens is far beyond being ministered too. Your best bet is to just cross the street and try not to make eye contact.
This one perhaps represents the depravity better than the others. There is no way these young ladies are more than twelve years old and they are inviting rape with such dress. Without E:3, one has to wonder if these two wouldn’t be studying Jesus in Sunday school rather than parading around in sin and heathenism.
You have seen the evidence, now let’s have a look at the facts: As you can tell from the chart above, the instances of unreported rape at last year’s E:3 was only about 73. But that is only the heterosexual instances. If you look further to the right on the chart you will see that homogay rape beat that by a full 237 occurrences. This was only what went unreported, many other cases were handled by the police.
Even the building it takes place in looks like a large stubby penis. It is located in San Diego, home of the Chargers who wear pink uniforms. Due to it’s close proximity to Mexico, I would also venture to guess more than one of the workers at this facility are not legal to be in the United States.
The biggest story of the year will be Nintendo announcing a new console and introducing it to the public. Rumor is that the new system will be based around a homogay Mario-like character. Remember that, because Christwire reported it first, but as of press time Nintendo of America has not responded to repeated email queries from Christwire’s vigilant flock.
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Author: Alex Keating
Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.
8:08 am
wow what have you guys been smokeing to come up with stuff like this you guys should be writing fiction books if you need inspiration check out a book called the bible its got lots of fantasy stories and idears for makeing up your own stuff up. just dont get carryed away it or people may start to believe it.
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8:19 am
Wow, you guys are hilarious and are screaming homophobia, bet you drew that mario picture yourself didnt ya, The hot women at the conventions? most are just there to advertise their games (Their job) not pull you into a corner for some bum fun.
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11:54 am
These filthy perverts make everything in the shape of the phallus. It is a sure sign of their secret indoctrination methods. What should be solely reserved for the thankful Christian bride who regularly does her marriage duty is now ludely integrated into the homo-gay architecture of these sodomites.
I tell you this stuff just makes me sick.
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1:07 pm
And what, pray, is the bride’s “marriage duty”?
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9:19 pm
“I tell you this stuff just makes me sick.”
…and yet you ALL spend SO much time “surfing the porn wave”. Once again, sir, you are ALL porn addicted hypocrites.
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12:55 pm
Again, if you want to be taken seriously, don’t draw your supposed ‘evidence’.
Also, is there anything you DON’T consider to be gay? It’s just your religion (and yours alone) and football, even though football is all about two teams of guys slamming into each other to grab a hold of something that your bible forbids, and I can easily make bullshit statistics about Christianity and how many people are raped by it, along with how gay it really is.
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2:10 pm
Baseball is “not gay”.
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5:13 am
Women shouldn’t talk about football. You should stick to your homogay feminist agenda and leave the football talk to the men.
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12:00 pm
You aren’t a man, you’re a through and through hyprocrite, does your book not say that you should love thy wife/partner?
Love means respect, as you can’t truly love them if you don’t respect them, and respect mens supporting and promoting their interests and equal sexual rights.
From now on your name isn’t Alex Keating, it’s Alex Hypocrite the fool!
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6:02 pm
If hypocrites aren’t real men, what do you liberals call Obama?
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2:07 pm
Obama? So sexy he makes me even gayer.
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9:13 pm
But lying is your job right? I mean you are a politician.
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1:58 pm
Again, people should go outside.
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2:04 pm
These charts need to be posted at every entrance to this rape fest.
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2:21 pm
Like I said, is there anything you don’t find to be gay? Everything’s the devil or a sin to you nitwits.
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11:56 am
Yeah so we can laugh our asses off at them as we go in for our annual butt-rape sessions! ha hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa you idiotic overzealous judgmental uptight arrogant homophobic little-minded people that have failed to learn time and time again.
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1:48 am
Fucking dumbass. There is no proof that rape goes on at E3, and don’t go on about these flawed charts being “proof”. Saying that is proof is like saying that showing somebody a picture of Pikachu makes him real. There is absolutely no evidence that those charts are based off of real statistics, and that picture of a guy with that fire hydrant? That could be anywhere. Get the hell of the internet.
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2:01 am
poes law -cough cough-
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2:58 pm
Can’t believe how this site goes on and on about gay? A computer or game console does not a homosexual make. I think they would see gayness in a grain of sand, they just sound that hateful to me.
Christ said to love, Buddha said to love, The Lord and Lady said to love, all religions that promote caring say to love, I don’t see a lot of love in this article.
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3:52 pm
What the hell is your problem? Firstly, I can guarantee that those two women are older that twelve. Second, that woman at the top of the article probably didn’t get raped. Thirdly, nothing can “make” you gay. The only thing that could “make” you gay would be this so-called God you speak of, because people don’t just decide to be gay, they’re born gay. If gays are so bad, why did God make them? Fourth, I’m pretty sure the only reason you posted this horrifically stupid and pointless article was so that you can feel more confident about your own homosexuality and rape sessions with the children of your church, and that is why you can go fuck a land mine.
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5:26 pm
Those girls are 18 at least. Definitely not 12.
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6:01 pm
Should I ask to see a birth certificate, or would that be considered in bad taste?
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8:51 pm
Not at all. (though somehow I don’t think you’d really want to do that. Might not go so well for your argument) Oh, and if you could provide your sources for those “statistics” of yours that would be great. Where did you get them from? Thanks
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11:50 am
You, Mr. A. Keating are why I love the internet so much, you have never been to E3 and your facts have simply been guess-created from what you think would make E3 sound as terrible as possible. And as a result you’ve actually made yourself and your extremist sect of religion look unbelievably stupid, blind, and also more evil than history can explain with all it’s “Marches of Christianity” on innocent people that simply wanted to have a good life and yet were killed because they didn’t believe in someone that they’ve never heard outside of a book.
A book that many of the medieval ages didn’t know how to read, so the “Priests” would make stuff up, like they’ll go to hell if they don’t give the priest all of their possesions and send their children on their own to the priests home on random nights of the week, without questions following such events.
I would like to hear about the police/news reports that speak of such a heinously massive amount of deviant sexual acts on other people at E3, because rape in those numbers definitely wouldn’t simply be passed on as an unavoidable but normal event, but of course all police officers secretly hide horns and a tail with a spike on the end of it under their hair and uniforms now that I’ve said the above don’t they?
They must do if it fights your sordid version of reality.
Please provide a real list of last names that 383 people did in fact get raped, also is it not a commandment that you: “Do not judge thy neighbour”?, what in fact are you doing in this article? We are simple people that have hobbies that involve us not spending our entire days off in a stale smelling building praying to someone they beleive talks to them whilst they pray for world, aside from the fact that hearing voices is a sign you’re a tad crazy, maybe you’ve prayed for world piece and no more hunger. Oh wait, that still exists!
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5:59 pm
If i provided a list of names of the rapees, that would be irresponsible journalism.
Why do you need names? Looking for someone, Mark?
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6:15 pm
It’s to prove that you aren’t lying out your ass. You make a claim and you’re asked for a source, you provide it. If you don’t, then no one has any reason to believe you. You also have to provide a LEGITIMATE source, not just pull propaganda from some other extremist site.
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12:47 pm
you just discredited your own evidence moron
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7:38 pm
“Geek” is a synonym for sex offender.
Nintendo was founded by chinese pedophiles to brainwash innocent children into homogayness and child rape.
That warcraft “demon spawn” trying to rape children is proof that homogays are the spawn of Satan.
I am going to pray for God to punish these homogay perverts.
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5:11 pm
Please stop calling yourself a Christian intellectual. You give those of us that actually are Christians and capable of thinking a bad rap.
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4:01 pm
I think it’s a joke, mate,
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1:58 pm
Nintendo is a Japanese company founded by Fusajiro Yamauchi, a married heterosexual, not a Chinese pedophile. Nintendo was originally started as a playing card company. Wait… don’t tell me, playing cards are “homogay” too?
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1:41 am
Remember this, don’t make fun of geeks because you will be working for one sooner or later.
And elaborate, how is “Geek” a synonym for sex offender? I do not understand this.
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1:55 am
You’re not supposed to pray for God to punish others. If what I know is correct, then you’re supposed to pray to God to HELP others, and the only people who need help are you morons who think looking at a simple chart is equal to finding the answers yourself. And also, Nintendo is Japanese, dumb shit. I think it’s safe to say that Shigeru Miyamoto isn’t a pedophile.
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1:14 am
This article gave me pink eye from eposure to such high grade shit…
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3:38 am
seriosly!!!
where the heck do you get these statistics if they are unreported they are unfounded you views are the same as the nazis and whats with the term homo-gay you’re literaly just repeating your self its almost a double negative you morons
and what do you mean the building looks like a stubby penis are you that homophobic that you see “gays” every where, about 2/3s of all comments you get are condemning your views and how do attractive women make you gay that is almost a contradiction. you say this girl most likely got raped you scaremongering ass’s. are you really so scared of the world that you see “gays” and “blacks” and”rapists” every ware how have you not killed your selves by now!
and you Ice Van Winkle what do you mean wifely duties once again you all sound Nazis are you living in the 19Th century women have equal rites.
“Geek” is a synonym for sex offender!!!!!!” and you say Nintendo brain washes people!!! (also war craft is not made by Nintendo)
Clair you are absolutely rite and the authors response proves further that this story is unfounded garbage!
Tyson Bowers III i am truly sorry but it maybe to late to save your mind…
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11:32 am
I love the prolific use of facts in this article! Oh wait …
Relevant:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fact :
–noun
1. something that actually exists; reality; truth: Your fears have no basis in fact.
The author needs to get a job writing more comedy pieces because this was truly the funniest thing I have read all year. 10/10 Would read again!
Pretty sure that lying is outlined in the Bible to be a sin. The author may want to consider that before writing their next piece.
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12:21 pm
Wait, this article is a joke… right?
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1:27 pm
Incredible how many people don’t have a sense of humor.
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7:01 pm
This is a joke,It has to be a wind up.
I can honestly not believe that there is actually a person who believes this nonsense as if the guy who wrote this truly believes what he is saying then that guy is INSANE.
If this is not a joke then God help us all.
It is plainly obvious that this man has made all these statements up in his tiny narrow mind.
Unreported rape, how would we have statistics for unreported rape, unreported means the vitcim never reported the offense to the police so the chances that several hundread people from all over the world confided there rape story to this idiot is impossible, as we know people from all over the globe attend E3 so the few hundreds of rape victims would be from different parts of the world.
It’s a shame that we still have crazy believers like these in our world, they are a dying breed that are already a very small minority and will one day be gone.
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8:18 pm
Homogay is the name of my Banjo-punk band.
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12:41 am
hahaha oh my I laughed my ass of reading this! this has to be a joke, obviously. are you guys taking this seriously?? sex with a fire hydrant? ridiculous. building shaped like a penis? hahahah oh this must have been the article of the day for me. you guys seriously need to understand how stupid and retarded this post is, it’s not serious at all, there are NO real evidence at all, NO real proof at anything, and the two boys that are obviously in some sort of a roleplay or fight, are doing anal? well for sure their pants are still on, and they aren’t standing right if they wanted to do anal xD hahahahah
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1:03 am
yeah, these pictures must be relevant, because they’re on the internet, so they must be real and true, right? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You people are so stupid it makes me sick
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3:39 pm
What evidence do you have that rape happens during E3? And with the female models, there are job listings on craigslists weeks before E3. The girls have to be 18. Children are also not allowed on the show floor. E3 is for videogame companies to show their product to the press.
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4:49 pm
Fucking irony of people complaining about fact checking on a parody website, without spending the few seconds it takes to work out that this might not be totally serious…
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9:11 pm
I Think the person who made this is a cReEpO
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7:20 pm
It’s delicious.
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11:19 pm
How does one present numbers for Unreported Accounts? And that’s ignoring the bigotted information presented.
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2:41 am
Please, please please please please please, please for the love of God tell me you are a troll. I refuse to believe anyone could possibly be this stupid. Please, you hold my faith in humanity in your hands, please tell me all you’re doing is trolling.
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1:42 am
Welcome to Christwire, you have been trolled
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10:30 pm
I disapprove. You’re going to hell, republifag.
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2:45 pm
Really You Guys Are Just Hilarious First Of All Tyson Doesn’t Even Know How to Spell Second You Guys Are Just Insane The Posts Are Just Fake Third You Guys Are Racist Even Though You Say Your Not Fourth You Are All Going To rot In Hell And I Just Saw A Comment And His Username Is God What Christian In Their Right-mind Would Call Himself GODD!!! Tyson Might As well Be The Next Antichrist
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11:12 pm
Read Accounts of Unreported Rape
Obvious troll is obvious
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4:22 pm
Right then, i hope you enjoy learning how to asexually reproduce.
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10:49 am
Lol, that’s troll bait if I have ever seen it.
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10:54 am
E3 is a scandalous, slindiferous den of thieves, and a bowel of corruptible piebians! We must overthrow this heathenous institution with rubber duckies and potato guns!
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10:56 am
right-o good sir! we must not take part in the Homogay rituals that is the *E3*
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7:10 am
…Nice try, trolls.
Or at least, I sincerley hope this post is fake. Good gods, people.
U_U
For the record, those girls are following a fashion/costume style known as ‘cosplay’, and it is incredibly fun.
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5:21 pm
Hey you flammin fags, you give Christians a bad name XD, you guys are so fucking retarded, I mean come on, how the hell do you get statistics for unreported rape if they were unreported, what were you guys there recording the shit and making a porno out of it, come on you really think gamers are child rapists, we are close comrades in the gaming community, in fact we are far more stronger than all the Christians put together, I mean come on, how many people in the world love being Christians, I mean its way more fun being a gaymer than a gamer, and its way more fun being a gamer than a retarded ass Christian like you guys
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4:23 pm
When will the fire hydrant rape stop? I tell you it’s tearing apart our nation.
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11:45 pm
This. This is why I hate to be associated with the religion of christianity.
What an mockery of God this sight is. (the name is sarcasm ‘THE DEVIL’S WORD PLAY!’ no doubt)
A wise man once said “Go fucketh thyself.”
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6:01 am
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12:36 am
You guys consider everything as ‘homosexual’ don’t you. You’re all a bunch of incest loving freaks that are scared to even leave their houses except to go to church every hour. No lives. How about you live in the real world and stop telling everyone this bullshit. Those girls are dressed as their JOB, and are not getting ”raped”. I would hate for any of these freaky parents to be my own because I’d certainly kill myself. AND MASTURBATION IS NORMAL
AND QUITE FUN INDEED.
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