Glenn Beck Leaving Fox, Government To Shut Down
Word spreads of America’s Patriot Glenn Beck leaving Fox and the liberal Democrats cannot be any happier. The liberal media is celebrating today’s news as Glennpocalypse and Obama is already boarding Air Chopper 1, ready for a long vacation of golf and health care on America’s dollar.
While liberals are busy celebrating like drunken sorority harlots binging on Spring Break ecstasy and acid, they should have their guard up. Glenn Beck’s departure from Fox News is not an end, but rather a new beginning.
Glenn Beck is the new Prince of Peace for America’s news media. While liberal organizations clamor in chaos and self-destructive habits that further divide America, Glenn Beck is this generation’s Martin Luther King, Jr.
The people of America are looking for more trustworthy sources of information, to tell them how to deciper the political game and how to live life in today’s confusing culture. Glenn Beck is that man.
Guided by Republican moral code and values steeped in Judeo-Christian tradition, Beck’s journalism enriched Fox News with a unique perspective only outdone by our media master’s propensity for sterling leadership. As with other conservative news organizations, the new Beck News Network (BBN) will be a bastion of truth and light for a dark world, giving news companies such as Sky, Christian Science Monitor, Daily Mail, ChristWire and NewsCorp a vital partner in winning over the world’s heart and mind.
As the Democrat plagued senator and their new age Caesar Obama take leave, beware, for it is during this time that we will regroup and have Obama out in 2012. With the power of wisdom and divine grace, we will continue to watch CNN plummet into obscurity. It is in this age, that America will be taken back by the moral majority and again, the land will be a place where the politically right write the fate of this great land.
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Author: Thad Connely
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8:56 pm
You mention the potential government shut-down in your title, yet the article as nothing more than an ode in praise of Glenn Beck.
Can you get any more ridiculous?
Never mind that Glenn Beck is one of the most mocked media figures in the last decade, and his conspiracy theories are the source of humour for intelligent people.
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9:00 pm
Obama is fleeing the scene in typical genetic fashion.
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9:07 pm
President Obama, if you’re watching the news on almost any network, is currently in Washington, D.C., in talks with Speaker Boehner and Majority Leader Harry Reid, in an attempt to prevent a government shutdown.
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11:49 am
Not only did Obama threaten to veto a measure which would have prolonged negotiations and ensured our brave troops were paid while said negotiations took place, today Obama snatched up his family and is ready to abandon post.
This hardly looks like sterling leadership on our eve of catastrophe.
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9:08 pm
Speaking of most mocked:
“Also, Central Park is a proper noun. Capatalise it”
“the source of humour for intelligent people.
Since when did you know any intelligent people? Ask them how to spell humor while you’re at it.
Pown.
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9:13 pm
Here’s a question for you: Why do you continue to harass me with the same ad hominem argument? Do you lack originality?
“Since when did you know any intelligent people? Ask them how to spell humor while you’re at it.”
I use the British spelling system (which spells “humor” as “humour”), you twit. That should be obvious enough.
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9:22 pm
I am sorry I did not know you were British. I repeal my disgust.
For the repetitive ad hominem attack. (You should look up “ad hominem”)
It’s an example of the hypocrisy you show here. If you truly disagree with the authors then you should make reasonable, intelligent statements. Not point out spelling errors or call people ugly or bitch. I will continue to point out your hypocracy until you start showing your true intelligence and leave these childish attacks alone.
After all you showed me this site first. I know you are more intelligent than you show here. Unless you show us a different face in life.
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9:27 pm
Well, that’s comforting.
If I did, indeed, show you this site in the first place, then would you mind emailing me at paradoxhikari@live.com to discuss the matter in private, and how we might better consolidate our efforts against this site, rather than arguing amongst ourselves, like children over a toy?
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9:59 pm
“Obama is fleeing the scene in typical genetic fashion.”
Please explain what you mean by that.
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10:05 pm
First underground railroads, Now the White House tunnels.
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10:13 pm
“First underground railroads, Now the White House tunnels.”
You’re making it sound as though the underground railroad was a bad thing.
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9:11 pm
We are 50 a republic of independent states anyway. Who cares if the federal government shuts down? The only ones who care are money hungry liberal welfare people that are too lazy to help themselves.
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9:22 pm
What I hear from the Tea Party underground is much of the money that would have been spent in March-April advertising on Beck’s show was diverted to fight the Wisconsin recalls and yesterday’s election.
Beck is stepping down like a true hero so his employer can increase revenues with non-tea party supporting companies. The supporters that the liberal media said “dropped” or “boycotted” his program are funding the new Republican American Tea Political Action Committee (RATPAC) so they can get a true patriot in the white house and clean up this mess.
I just can’t stand it when people make up stuff about Glenn Beck. He’s making a sacrifice for all of us.
Praise be,
BB
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9:34 pm
BB, why do the liberals Hate fox? I always here they think it’s so conservative?
Didn’t fox bring us liberal filth like:
Married with children
Family Guy
Temptation Island
Married by America
the littlest Groom
When Animals Attack Magicians
who’s your Daddy
When Gays Marry Animals.
Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?
Skank Island
Paradise Hotel
I don’t watch much TV so I never can figure it out. It always sounds like FOX is very liberal.
And in 1988 CNN single handedly gave the presidency to Bush Sr.
http://www-cgi.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/debates/history/1988/
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9:40 pm
People don’t generally hate Fox.
Fox News is where the problem lies, as it is well-known for its massive right-wing bias. Professional journalists do not trust it as a legitimate source of news.
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9:44 pm
I have no idea why FOX is so scary for liberals. I remember back in the 1980′s when FOX was a collection of UHF stations that played a lot of Madame and Flowers. Madame was a sassy mouthed puppet and Wayland Flowers was her gay houseman.
http://www.madameandme.com/wayland.htm
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9:51 pm
Yeah you needed a round antennae instead of rabbit ears and a uhf dial (ours was 28). And they only showed programming sometime.
Don’t liberals know that Fox is Fox news? Same owner, same company, same stock symbol, same everything.
Then there was that great documentary about the UHF station done by that al guy.
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9:55 pm
I remember him, Jewish man.
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9:56 pm
Fox News only airs right-wing pundits and opinions. Any other opinions are silenced or promptly shouted down by the hosts of the programs on Fox News.
Fox (the channel, not the corporation) airs actual programs that people find enjoyable. A wide spectrum of political ideals can be found on this channel, but the shows are rarely news programs.
Both are profitable ventures for Murdoch’s corporation, but there is a massive difference between the news channel and the channel that airs entertainment and programs for the entertainment of most people.
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10:01 pm
Watching lots of fox news now?
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9:54 pm
Hey, Family Guy is fucking awesome!
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9:58 pm
It may be, but it’s still part of the same fox family of shows.
Here at the Weisz residents were more partial to Archer and Home Movies.
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11:04 pm
Praise click for Archer.
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12:04 am
Splooge.
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10:05 pm
“Watching lots of fox news now?”
I’m actually watching MSNBC.
If you would like to have an intelligent conversation, we can either converse via email or instant messenger. I would rather have you as an ally than an enemy.
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10:22 pm
We are allies, just keep it intellectual. Don’t make yourself look bad.
Claire here has had a bad influence on you. Do not resort to her level. She is just a angry lonely person.
Just to show you I am real, I know what a tough time these last 18 months has been for you, but things have been better a little the last few.
And our U is in K county.
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10:24 pm
“She is just a angry lonely person.”
I’m neither angry nor lonely.
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10:24 pm
Okay. That is just… creepy-awesome.
Mind emailing me? That’d really help, because I don’t quite remember your name…
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10:28 pm
You’re allies? Then why are you constantly pissing on her with
“Also, Central Park is a proper noun. Capatalise it”?
Seems as though you copy and paste that wherever you go.
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10:46 pm
Actually I had a crush on her last year but she liked “n”.
Once we talk (I’m shy right now) she will know it was just for fun. She is stronger than you can imagine a person can be Claire. Please learn from her. She is the opposite of the spoon fed girl you are.
I don’t expect you to understand about those posts, but she does already.
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10:51 pm
PD:
Please send me a message on AIM. My screenname is Wispmirin (though it is likely that you knew that already). Whoever you are, if you do have a crush on me, I would love to talk to you, and, perhaps, invite you to dinner this weekend, if you are willing. At any rate, feel free to send me a message or email. Otherwise, I’ll just be so very, very confused as to your identity, dear heart!
Despite what you may think, Claire is on our side. We may or may not agree on her methods, but there is no need for us to fight amongst ourselves.
Hope to hear from you soon,
RD
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10:58 pm
Ok, now I got to get my nerve up. Oh well. *Gulp*
And I know Claire and us are on the same side, I just find her methods worse than the other side. Does that make sense?
We’ve had the same talk about America’s role in the world today. Clare to me is like Dick Cheney.
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10:50 pm
Am I the only one thinking this is getting awkward?
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11:02 pm
Meh, theater majors.
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11:37 pm
Have you no lizard heart? This was touching, had a littleawesome tear.
And her insight to the self-clicking spinster is amazing!
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10:56 am
I don’t have a Lizard heart, I have a dinosaur heart. IT was just weird to see RD and PD hit it off so easily, when PD was attacking RD at every opportunity.
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12:06 pm
They are friends or both scam artists. I assume they are friends as I am not a heretical lizard.
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11:03 pm
“Ok, now I got to get my nerve up. Oh well. *Gulp*”
Don’t worry. If you know me, you’ll know I’m about as awkward as can be in real life, but for friends and those who talk to me, I’m as harmless as a newborn kitten.
“And I know Claire and us are on the same side, I just find her methods worse than the other side. Does that make sense?”
That makes sense. But you must remember, the people on this site who are against us will use ANY strategy to injure us. They’ve attacked her the most; such things would make any person fight back bitterly.
“We’ve had the same talk about America’s role in the world today. Clare to me is like Dick Cheney.”
More like Nancy Pelosi, I’d say. Remember, Dick Cheney was a horrid little man.
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11:19 pm
That’s what scares me. I’m a lot more materialistic on the surface than you. You wear your heart on your sleeve and are real and so not materialistic (at least in real life).
From what I have seen here Claire seems to be on the right side but goes on attack more than they attack her. They do their thing regardless and she just makes us look bad or is one of them.
But I’ll admit I don’t spend near as much time on here or online in general as you do.
TTyl I have a early one tomorrow.
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11:21 pm
Well, I understand. Still! If you would like to hang out tomorrow afternoon, I’ll be around the cafe on the eastern portion of the Student Building around noon. ^^
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11:10 pm
Maybe all y’all could get matching jackets and start a girl band. Call yourselves the Pea Tardy Patriots or the Castrating Atheists.
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11:13 pm
And maybe you could learn to have some respect for people. Considering your inability to use logic or cite sources, I’d say that you have no place saying anything on this site.
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11:15 pm
And that carries about as much weight as what?
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11:19 pm
Well, frankly, it makes you look like a complete and utter fool.
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11:24 pm
Frank is my dead husband. Why do you talk to him?
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11:22 pm
It looks like someone rattled the monkey cage again. IT must have been my brother, Mohammadon. He can’t go for a day without causing some act of evil.
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11:27 pm
“Frank is my dead husband. Why do you talk to him?”
Why do you continue to act like such an ignorant fool?
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11:54 pm
Are you explaining why you address me as Frank? Or responding just to hear your keyboard rattle?
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11:56 pm
Truly, your intellect is astonishing.
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11:47 pm
“And her insight to the self-clicking spinster is amazing!”
You know, your accusing me of praise clicking myself is getting really old.
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11:50 pm
He’s just astounded that people agree with your opinions, while people disagree with his.
Funny, no?
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12:01 am
Do you really think that she doesn’t praise click herself? Honestly? This coming from someone who is touched by the emotion your friend showed. The statistics are pretty undeniable.
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12:04 am
Aww, and here I’d thought you’d “blocked” my posts on here. That’s cute.
Actually, when I agree with Claire’s opinions, I tend to click the “praise” button. Mostly just to annoy you.
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12:10 am
I did block you, but I had to see what PD was talking about. So I am using the computer in my wife’s den.
Her clicks show up instantaneously sometimes. I know you won’t believe me, but I do wish you well with your friend. Her words made a little bit of sense and if more people were like her, and what she thinks of you, than you could probably rock the world. You did used to post more insightful, funny, honest, postings. And those were great; lately you are like Claire 2.0. I do miss the old RD.
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12:48 am
“Do you really think that she doesn’t praise click herself? Honestly? This coming from someone who is touched by the emotion your friend showed. The statistics are pretty undeniable.”
Dude, you really have to get the “praise click”-sized stick out of your ass. I have NEVER praise clicked myself. Why would I lie about doing something like that? After all, I admitted right away that I was an Adam clone.
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12:53 am
Yeah, and you said that you have never ever condemn clicked anyone too.
And you post movie pictures that are supposed to add to your cause? Rd’s friend has really opened my eyes to you.
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12:20 am
“You did used to post more insightful, funny, honest, postings. And those were great; lately you are like Claire 2.0. I do miss the old RD.”
I’d rather that you’d use what I say, those things you find to be “insightful, funny, [and] honest”, to change your viewpoints on things.
For instance, on the subject of same-sex marriage, why not let us marry our partners? Is it wrong when two people of the same sex, who have been in a loving, committed relationship for thirty years, want to get married, but are denied because they are of the same sex? Yet, we see celebrities like Brittney Spears are allowed to have marriages that last no more than 55 hours. How is that right?
Or video games. While there are many violent, cruel games out there, video games cannot turn a person “gay” or “violent”. Many people, myself included, use them to work out our pent-up issues, such as aggression, and use violent games as an outlet for those feelings. We recognise that the games we play are just that: games. Only people who were mentally disturbed to begin with would act out the events of video games in real life.
Some video games, such as the long-running Pokemon series, teach the importance of friendship, teamwork, and puzzle solving. They give kids a reason to learn to read, teach them to strategise, and give them tools for bonding with others. I’ve been to many Pokemon-related events, and have formed friendships with the children there over such things as a favourite Pokemon, or a battle that brought us closer together. I’ve helped parents to understand what their child means when they talk about “catching a rare Pokemon” or “finding a shiny Pidgey”.
One cannot dismiss such things as “evil” until they have experienced them. It’s why I’m agnostic: I believe that no religion is wholly right or wrong. Perhaps, in time, you’ll come to see things in a more moderate, logical sense.
Also, please stop posting about the Asians trying to destroy the Caucasian sun. It’s ridiculous and makes you look like a fool.
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12:35 am
That’s the old RD. Good for you. Please keep it up. I will ask my Korean to remove the script that reads the htmls that filter your posts.
The insightful RD, not the Claire 2.0 did change my feelings on some things, albeit slightly.
I agree that some heterosexual people make a mockery of marriage.
I don’t play video games other than Nonogrid or Sudoku. I see no harm in them.
And the Asian sun is real. Deal with it. The Asian plot to destroy the sun was thwarted thanks to several disjointed efforts.
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12:50 am
“I will ask my Korean”
You make it sound as though you own the poor kid.
“And the Asian sun is real. Deal with it. The Asian plot to destroy the sun was thwarted thanks to several disjointed efforts.”
BULL…SHIT.
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12:50 am
“I agree that some heterosexual people make a mockery of marriage.”
Then, I’ll ask you: why shouldn’t homosexual couples be allowed to marry? Marriage is not a purely Christian thing, and, according to the Bible, Jesus loved everyone, even Mary Magdalene, who was a harlot.
“I don’t play video games other than Nonogrid or Sudoku. I see no harm in them.”
Do you have grandchildren or children? Sometimes, getting them games that are fun or have a strong storyline can be a good incentive for earning good grades in school. When my younger brother applied for a highly-selective college prep high school that specializes in science and mathematics (as his goal in life is to become an electrical engineer), I bought him a video game as a reward. It was great, and my parents fully endorsed my actions.
“And the Asian sun is real. Deal with it. The Asian plot to destroy the sun was thwarted thanks to several disjointed efforts.”
I do not believe you. There is only one sun in this solar system.
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1:01 am
Praise Click Fro RD.
“why shouldn’t homosexual couples be allowed to marry? Marriage is not a purely Christian thing, and, according to the Bible, Jesus loved everyone, even Mary Magdalene, who was a harlot.”
I promise you I will think hard about this. I can’t promise you what the end result will be.
Yes my kids played the Nintendo in the winter months when outside wasn’t as much as an option. They often argued over which games to play.
Good for your younger brother, let me know if he needs anything. In a non-creepy far away sort of thing. (like books or equipment)
There is only one Caucasian sun yes.
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1:05 am
“There is only one Caucasian sun yes.”
No, there is only one sun for the ENTIRE EARTH.
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1:09 am
Claire, please. I’m trying to see things RD’s way for once. This is hard for me. You are not helping.
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1:11 am
There’s only one sun in this solar system. One sun for every planet and for every person on Earth.
There is no “secret Asian sun”. They experience the same solar phenomena that everyone else does.
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4:45 pm
if there is caucasian Sun why did they experienced the same phenomena in beijing tokyo shanghai seoul and many other asian cities ?
The same BIG RED SUN
you surely failed in astronomy or what ?
ther eis one sun Not a caucasian nor an asian
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12:50 am
RD,
This truly is one of your better posts.
While I won’t be able to agree with you, can we at least agree to disagree with out personal references to my body? It really hurts you more than me. Everyone doesn’t agree on everything. But when Claire starts and you follow with the nasty comments, it makes you look very immature and like a follower – not the leader you could be.
BB
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1:03 am
Agreed BB. Spring is here. Maybe a fresh start for the youth of today too?
I think she is a leader.
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1:14 am
While I agree that it is impossible for everyone to agree on everything (for we are humans and it is in our nature to quarrel), I would much appreciate it if you would accept the different opinions of other people and allow them to simply exist. For instance, women can be attractive and unmarried, and one need not feel unattractive to identify as a homosexual.
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10:03 am
RD,
Take a step back and examine what you are saying with these statements. Take a moment.
Now reflect that maybe your words empower me with the ability to control the very existence of your feelings. Does that even make sense? When you make statements like “accept the different opinions of other people and allow them to simply exist” it says you want me to validate your homosexual lifestyle. I can’t do that because of my faith and mores.
If your opinion and feelings are legitimate, why do you seem to need me to give them credibility? It bothers me that you look to someone like Claire to validate yourself as well. You can stand on your own and not be sensitive or nasty in the process. Just think about it for awhile.
BB
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1:08 am
“Yeah, and you said that you have never ever condemn clicked anyone too.”
I’ve condemn clicked once or twice, perhaps even three times, but it honestly doesn’t cross my mind very often.
“Rd’s friend has really opened my eyes to you.”
What, like you didn’t already think I was a jerk? Give me a break.
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1:15 am
I have reevaluated how I see RD and her opinions. I did not realize until now how her postings have changed this year. I now realize they have become more like you and less like her old insightful self. She should not be blamed for this. I am willing to hear what she has to say as long as she too keeps it …. Well doesn’t resort to rapist and fisting and b*tcham. I don’t expect we will ever agree on everything, but maybe I can learn a little from her.
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1:22 am
“I don’t expect we will ever agree on everything, but maybe I can learn a little from her.”
You mean like learn how to not be a racist, sexist, homophobic bigot?
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1:24 am
Exactly. PD was right.
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1:13 am
“Claire, please. I’m trying to see things RD’s way for once. This is hard for me. You are not helping.”
You’re trying to see things RD’s way by continuing to claim that the Asians have their own sun? Sure, that makes sense…
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1:17 am
It would be boring if RD BB PD and I agreed on everything. Even the Asian sun.
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1:19 am
Then why do you keep insisting that there is an Asian sun if your aim isn’t to convert her to your opinion?
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1:23 am
The Asian sun article was not written for her. My wife doesn’t believe me either, but we get along fine.
If RD chooses to not believe me, she can. I am not offended. If she responds with a funny or intellectually dissenting remark than I am amused and impressed. If she calls me a retard or rapist, well then, I think that’s the point here.
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1:27 am
“If she responds with a funny or intellectually dissenting remark than I am amused and impressed.”
Impressed by simple witticism? Wow, that’s not too patronizing. How about you give us each a freaking gold star every time we make a funny?
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1:30 am
I am extremely impressed by humor. One time you made a comment about witches burning and weighing more than a duck. It was hilarious. I wish you would show more of that.
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1:35 am
I would just like it noted that the news of Glenn Beck’s departure from Fox News made me a much happier person. The world doesn’t need his conspiracy theories and fearmongering. The world needs change and to learn to base opinions on facts and logic.
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4:48 pm
actually it’s will Un Brainwash(yeah I invented this word ) people tyhat watched fox news so we might have less zombie and people who wnat to Kill every asian or muslim or mexican because they are diffeent than you
oh and asian sun doenst exist get over with okay ya seriously stupid
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5:02 pm
Why do you deny the Asian sun? Are you Asian?
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5:12 pm
Millennium’s French-Canadian.
I’m Caucasian (of Norwegian and British descent), and I know for a fact that there is no such thing as an “Asian sun”.
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12:14 pm
Frankly, I am terrified that Obama is going to use this as an opportunity to cancel the 2012 elections and appoint himself a despot. I urge CW to organize an Egypt-style demonstration on the capital mall until he agrees to relinquish power. This has gone on long enough!
Yours in the blood of Christ,
MM
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8:46 pm
you are the reason this country sucks. congratulations, you sir are a dumbass. succeed from the union already you christian fuck.
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4:54 pm
lol
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