• Harrison Ford: Portrait of a Christian Hero

    April 21, 2011 12:14 pm 25 comments

    Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read.

    In our last report we profiled Mel Gibson.

    This time we profile the greatest American Christian father figure alive...

    Harrison Ford was born on July 13, 1942 at the age of nine months in Chicago, Illinois to Sean Connery and Dora Nidelman. Many historians see this as the official event that turned the tide of WWII in favor of the allies. Harrison Ford is the worlds all time most viewed person. Roles like Indiana Jones and Han solo have made him a household face worldwide.

    He beats foreigners

    Christian Values
    Ford was active in the Boy Scouts of America, and achieved its second-highest rank, Life Scout. He worked at a scout camp, Napowan Adventure Base, as a counselor for the Reptile Study merit badge. Later following Jesus’ footsteps he became a carpenter. He then was cast ad Han Solo in the fourth Star Wars movie. After refusing to commit incest like his fellow cast mates, God blessed him and delivered unto him the roll Of Henry “Indiana” Jones Junior. A perfect American role, one that kills Nazis, Muslims and Communists.
    Harrison has been blessed to marry Calista Flockhart, a young healthy looking individual who keeps herself in shape and attractive for her man

    nice and thin

    He has an earring. We’re not sure what’s up with that.

    After defeating Nazis, Muslims, and Communism. He now lives a life of tranquility in Jackson,Wyoming. Truly God’s country.

    Young scout
    A young Ford

    Christian Heroes reported so far
    Big Ben Roethlisberger.
    Marshal Mathers III
    Mel Gibson


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    Senator August Weisz Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves. http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography MA

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