Harrison Ford: Portrait of a Christian Hero
Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read.
In our last report we profiled Mel Gibson.
This time we profile the greatest American Christian father figure alive...
History
Harrison Ford was born on July 13, 1942 at the age of nine months in Chicago, Illinois to Sean Connery and Dora Nidelman. Many historians see this as the official event that turned the tide of WWII in favor of the allies. Harrison Ford is the worlds all time most viewed person. Roles like Indiana Jones and Han solo have made him a household face worldwide.
Christian Values
Ford was active in the Boy Scouts of America, and achieved its second-highest rank, Life Scout. He worked at a scout camp, Napowan Adventure Base, as a counselor for the Reptile Study merit badge. Later following Jesus’ footsteps he became a carpenter. He then was cast ad Han Solo in the fourth Star Wars movie. After refusing to commit incest like his fellow cast mates, God blessed him and delivered unto him the roll Of Henry “Indiana” Jones Junior. A perfect American role, one that kills Nazis, Muslims and Communists.
Harrison has been blessed to marry Calista Flockhart, a young healthy looking individual who keeps herself in shape and attractive for her man
Controversy
He has an earring. We’re not sure what’s up with that.
Redemption
After defeating Nazis, Muslims, and Communism. He now lives a life of tranquility in Jackson,Wyoming. Truly God’s country.
A young Ford
Christian Heroes reported so far
Big Ben Roethlisberger.
Marshal Mathers III
Mel Gibson
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- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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2:39 pm
You’re such a douchebag. If you’re going to make up shit about someone at least do like me and make it up about someone who’s NOT FAMOUS.
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4:34 pm
Yeah! I am the first poster!
My church uses Indiana Jones as our inspiration.
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4:39 pm
No, I beat you by about two hours.
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4:54 pm
Congrats Brother Young on being first.
Thanks for sharing that picture.
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5:43 pm
I never realized what exciting adventures the Mormon missionaries led.
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6:46 pm
Why are you congratulating him if he WASN’T EVEN THE FIRST ONE TO POST.
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10:23 pm
Oh it is the sacred law of douchbaggery all over this site
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5:38 pm
I think it is wonderful that non-christians like Mormons and JW’s are welcomed to the fellowship! And to be first as well!
Congratulations and Hearty Welcome, friend!
BB
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7:15 pm
Yes! there is always hope they may be saved.
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7:54 pm
Like I said, you think that Christianity is nothing more than one big ol’ clubhouse, just a club that you feel should rule over others.
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5:45 pm
Auggie, your report was a real adventure to read, too. I never realized what a fine white Christian Harrison Ford is.
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5:48 pm
Get off my plane!!!
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3:03 am
You just made up half the things in this short article in the name of hate and misinformation. Shame on you. Is your faith that weak that you have to do this? Sean Connery was the character Indiana Jones’ father. (the actors are too close in age to be father and son even if that was ever a rumor which it isn’t) Most importantly my most beloved character of Henry “Indy” Jones, Jr. is a man of science and tolerance. If you watch the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles he learned at a nearly age to befriend someone for their individual character and not a blanket hatred toward other races and religion. You have absolutely no idea about the subject you are writing about and from one line in your article we all can see you hate and fear women as well.
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3:08 am
…AND the picture of “Ford” as a bot scout is River Phoenix as young Indy. It’s obvious from a person posting on this that this is for “fine WHITE Christians”. Thanks for trying to turn the world back to the dark ages.
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9:36 pm
I support this. <3
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6:43 pm
There is so much wrong with this article.
To start off, Harrison ford isn’t even Christian. Nor is his father Sean Connery. That wouldn’t even make sense, seeing as he was born 12 years before Harrison Ford. Also, how was he born at nine months old? And there is no way that him being born was the turning point in world war II, in fact, the only time the allies made significant advances was the year after he was born. Also, the sentence about the cast of star wars committing incest, that makes no sense whatsoever.
Please, if you have any reliable, trusted sources that isn’t one of the other websites like this, I would love to have a discussion with you about my thoughts on your views, and your thoughts on mine.
Unless, of course, your religion says that people who aren’t Christian are not allowed to have opinions.
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9:35 pm
This article isnt even worth my time. Harrison ford? A wife who keeps herself in shape for her man. Not to mention that Wyoming is GODS COUNTRY? What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with you? God’s country? You sound like the KKK. Racist and judgmental. A woman who keeps herself in ‘SHAPE’? You might as well post some chick working a street corner and label it ‘GREAT EXAMPLE FOR ALL WOMEN OUT THERE’ and add a little fine print on the bottom ‘JESUS SUPPORTS THIS’ total. bull. Harrison ford isnt even a chrisian! HES A FREAKING ATHIEST! Amazing example. You get a cookie. Let me ask you and I PRAY you will respond. What is your choice of religeon? Im honestly curious. Mormonism, Christianity, Bhuddism? Im honestly curious because this is a joke to all of them. A down right insult.
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6:26 pm
lol at people taking the time to take this seriously.
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2:59 pm
Didn’t you people say the same thing about Mel Gibson?! That turned out well. Take it easy sugar tits!
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12:01 pm
you’re all in so much fucking denial…
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12:07 am
Whoosh.
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5:44 am
you mean you aren’t goin to bash on harrison ford for seeing being in movies that talk about other denominations, and alien, science, and what have you? you people are hard to keep up with… indiana jones was just james bond in a more rugged way… BOOM.
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7:39 am
At least Harrison Ford speaks and types in English, and complete sentences… BOOM.
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4:41 am
Hey Bruce Danus, i want to push you down a slide of razors and into a pool of alcohol. tell me what word in my last comment was not in the english dictionary and then, sir, feel free to dis me some more. until then, fuck you. incase you can’t understand that, look it up in the urban dictionary.
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9:42 am
Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It actually was a entertainment account it. Glance complicated to more delivered agreeable from you! However, how can we be in contact?
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