Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2 Trailer Reveals Sparkling Satan Scepters and Flesh Sins
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2 Trailer Reveals a big problem for parents and children worldwide.
The smug face of a masturbator adorns the countenance of Harry Potter, as he wields a symbolic Satan scepter that explodes in the most raunchy display of anguished homosexual delight.
During the late 1990s, the world was introduced to a new fantasy fare known as the legend of Harry Potter. It was released as a cult book series in the U.K., but infamous author J.R.K. Tolkien.
Tolkien is described as a man with suspiciously feminine demeanor and penchant for words that entice homosexuality, fully revealed by the giggly release of the character Dumbledore. Many parents failed to realize that Harry Potter is laced with homosexual elements and the mangled orgy of drugfare with exposed pubescnet midriffs.
As the cast of Harry Potter has grown in age, so has their degeneracy. The boy wizard, Harry Potter, has taken to stripping of his clothing and exposing his taut abs, as he gives ride to a mighty white steed in English stage plays, all to the gentle claps of a finely dressed crowed.
Emma Watson has fully embraced Sharon Stone caliber lesbianism, cutting her hair to boyish lengths as her adolescent thighs emerge from a short skirt in a golden fleshed fair, budding sexuality left only to the most Satanic of imagination.
The red head is a pot head. This is very typical.
But more troubling than anything is that Harry Potter is explicitly introducing another generation of children to cult ritual. Each movie is filled with chants and demonic bullying. Only last week, Emma Watson was outcast from Brown in New England, the birthplace of anti-witch crusades.
Liberal news rags like LA Weekly and Huffington Post try to defend Watson like she is some modern prostitute victim ala Jack the Ripper, but she is a witch. If it were only 500 years ago, we would all gladly throw the entire cast and their demigod Mr. Tolkien in the Jersey River and see if they can float.
But this is the modern age and our critique is left to warning and the pen. To understand the danger of this movie, one needs to only watch the new trailer for it. You can feel the spirit of homosexuality freely flowing through this trailer.
Is this what you really want your children watching, parents? A fantasy tale about a boy wizard who shoots sparkling explosions from his wand as he is rubbed up by his friends, mingling in the confines of a gay teacher’s home and waking up confused after a night of hardcore gender bending in the most ecstatic throes of ecstasy, followed by a rompus of kissing a childhood friend?
This is the type of nonsense imagery that leads to childhood pregnancy and shameful late night ER visits. Let us ban this movie and throw all Harry Potter paraphenelia to the flames of a burning fire where this type of witchcraft belongs.
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Author: Thad Connely
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2:10 am
… Are you kidding me?
Were you educated at all, or were you raised by incestious Utah ‘Christians’ who doubled the Bible as toilet paper?
You, MISTER Connely, are the one going to hell, not Harry Potter or any of it’s loyal fans.
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2:22 am
Child, look at what you are calling youself. Hermione. That name has a dark meaning and you have labeled yourself after a witch who is also a seductress. Is this how you want to start your proud march into the busom of womanhood? Is this how you want your future daughter and husband’s sons to remember your childhood legacy?
You’ve already been corrupted by the movie and you’d do best to receive counseling, to be fully released from the mind grip of the film’s imagery and sorcery addled words.
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6:39 pm
Hermione was used by Shakespeare.
The character of Hermione exhibits what is never found in the other sex, but rarely in our own, yet sometimes — dignity without pride, love without passion, and tenderness without weakness. To conceive a character in which there enters so much of the negative, required perhaps no rare and astonishing effort of genius, such as created a Juliet, a Miranda, or a Lady Macbeth; but to delineate such a character in the poetical form, to develop it through the medium of action and dialogue, without the aid of description; to preserve its tranquil, mild, and serious beauty, its unimpassioned dignity, and at the same time keep the strongest hold upon our sympathy and our imagination; and out of this exterior calm produce the most profound pathos, the most vivid impression of life and internal power — it is this which renders the character of Hermione one of Shakespeare’s masterpieces.
There is nothing dark or evil about that name.
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2:13 am
I’m glad our county successfully banned this filth.
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1:39 pm
Really? How so? I just went to a bookstore not too long ago and saw the Harry Potter books available. Considering how we’re both in the US, I don’t see how you could think that.
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2:34 pm
I think he said county, not country. I’m not surprised that August’s redneck, racist, white-trash Idaho county banned a good book series.
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6:41 am
hahahahahahahahahha
omg
i read this site purely for amusement purpose.
Seriously ? Anyway you look like someone who talks about satan and sins and doing what’s right,what god want …etc
but secretly you lust over the ‘seductress’ dont you?
lol god doesnt even fucking exist. wake up and stop wasting your time over this man you call god.
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4:38 pm
This movie series has been nothing but a problem for America.
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5:59 am
tolkien??? you mean jk rowling you fool. tolkien wrote the lord of the rings, tho i also assume that is witchcraft to you.. but what about some bloke who hung around with whores and walked on water, oh wait thats your god….
god surely doesnt have magic powers does he? or maybe hes a WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
close minded idiots trying to save the world from having any fun, just go away and come back after the apocalypse, left to wander the earth without bothering the sane people
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10:57 am
I just jizzed over that trailer.
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11:26 pm
You people don’t even deserve to show the trailer on this piece of shit website. I seriously hope for your own well-being that this is a joke otherwise you truly have nothing to live for.
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5:04 pm
Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings. J.K. Rowling wrote the Harry Potter series. This is such a crock of bull. This whole site is a joke. Love it just for the laughs. “The red head is a pot head, as usual” on of my best friends is a red head, and he is no pot head. This is such a joke.
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2:33 pm
And I suppose a boy having long hair makes him gay… oh, that’s right, Jesus probably had long hair. Saying that a girl with short hair is a lesbian is just pitiful. You are pitiful. You do realize, yes, that back in the day, a little bit of what you would call “occult magic” was healthy and normal, even to Christians? But, once people like Mr. Crowley came along, everything “magic” was suddenly satanic. You know, this site has made me realize that the people that write articles here would hate Abe Lincoln if he wasn’t a Republican? Why, oh, because he ended slavery! If he would have done that and was a Democrat (yes, I know, impossible for the time period), he would be hated x10 (like Obama is hated because of his ethnicity, especially by the TEA party). In short, you are no one to be telling others that they are going to hell.
Isn’t the aim of Christian activity to act as closely to Jesus’ perfect life as possible? In case you need a refresher, Jesus NEVER ONCE told somebody that they were going to hell. So, for once on this site, I can legitimatly list the Bible as a source.
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10:43 am
I’ve gotten tired of correcting you on the subject matter of you getting the authors of Lord of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien and Harry Potter, by a woman named J.K. Rowling. You guys have even managed to erase Stephanie Meyers and give your fictional author credit for Meyers’ best-selling saga.
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10:46 am
Did that make sense?
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10:53 am
Actually, it does. You have your authors confused and mixed up. It’s J.R.R. Tolkien and J.K. Rowling. Not J. R. K. Rowling.
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10:58 am
I wouldn’t know; it’s evil and promotes Satanic witchcraft The only books I have in my house are Bibles and Bible study materials. Well, I get the newspaper too. Must keep up with the enemies out there!
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11:08 am
That is why you are so slow when it comes to things in the real world.
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11:12 am
Ah, our lovely convert to California is once again in our midst. I hope all is going well. Have you gone to visit these people yet: http://thefivepoints.com/
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11:19 am
I’m not a satanist so why would I?
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11:23 am
Oh. I thought they sounded close to what you had said you were into.
Hey, how did your audition go? Well, I hope!
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11:30 am
Not even close Timmay if you paid attention to anything I’ve ever said, and I have not heard yet about my audition, it takes time to hear back.
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11:35 am
Oh, I figured it would take time to hear back. I mean more how did you feel it went from your perspective? I mean, was it pretty smooth?
God probably sent a divine heavenly angel to watch over you! Did you feel the breeze of wings?
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11:04 am
500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong when your parents created you.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, show them this information:
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11:06 am
Monkeys were created by God to amuse us. That’s all we know.
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7:06 pm
C’mon, people, this is obviously a parody article. He’s kidding! Great work, Thad, but you laid it on a little thick there.
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3:26 pm
In all seriousness you are either insane or terrified of your own shadow. This is as much homosexual as I am a starfish. I’ve grown up with the books, I own all of them AND the movies.
“Is this what you really want your children watching, parents? A fantasy tale about a boy wizard who shoots sparkling explosions from his wand as he is rubbed up by his friends, mingling in the confines of a gay teacher’s home and waking up confused after a night of hardcore gender bending in the most ecstatic throes of ecstasy, followed by a rompus of kissing a childhood friend?”
“Rubbed up by his friends”? Are you on drugs? Harry is in no way “rubbed up by his friends”. Dumbledore is/was gay, yes, however this is no way is a threat to any one persons sexuality. It’s a school. And the whole “waking up confused after a night of hardcore gender bending in the most ecstatic throes of ecstasy” sounds more like you’re turned on by this. There is no “hardcore gender bending” at all in this series. And a “rompus” kiss to a childhood friend (Ginny Weasley) is rompus but not in the way you mean it. It is positive. It is the 3rd major kiss between Harry and Ginny. And NEVER has this series hinted at the students sleeping together, or anyone getting pregnant. And, if I might add, NONE of the characters have a child outside of wedlock.
Your arguments are both invalid and uneducated.
I am a Christian, however MY faith in God is great enough that I know that I won’t go to hell for reading this or watching it. It is a CHILDREN’S FICTIONAL STORY. Fiction = Fake. I know that this has never once tempted me to become a homosexual or to become a witch/wizard.
It’s asinine things like this and like Fred Phelps’ “church” Westboro that makes people believe that ALL Christians are as moronic, prejudiced and “holier than thou” as they already assume we all are.
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3:33 pm
Also: I saw this movie as well. It was awesome. If any Harry Potter fans are out there reading this: I highly recommend it.
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12:47 am
…This is entering the realm of “Are you fucking kidding me?”
Honestly, you blokes must really be dull if you can confuse J.K. Rowling (My Queen and inspiration) to J.R.R. Tolkein (the King). But of course, you wouldn’t know either of them because you’re too thick to see anything past a God who loves EQUALLY and dissects the Bible to fit your bigoted propaganda. Just because you’re Christian doesn’t make you automatically better than anyone. What gives you the right to bash the childhoods of millions of individuals across the globe? Is it your God? Doesn’t He say to love equally? Or is that just another thing you’ve conveniently ignored to fuel your ideology. It’s people like you that wish I lived in the middle of Antarctica away from arseholes and religion and ignorance. That’s right: Ignorance. You’re all ignorant.
Another thing: Harry Potter was written by a woman on welfare supporting her infant daughter. Not by some man masquerading as a woman. Joanne Kathleen Rowling is an inspiration. She’s MY inspiration to become a writer (My first novel’s nearly completed, actually). She wrote Harry’s story on a napkin, and sent it to twelve publishers, expecting nothing. What did the world get? A heartwarming story with characters nearly everyone can relate to. It’s a beautiful story spanning seven books, told through eight movies, paved with heartbreak, tears, perseverance, and love. It’s a story that everyone, young and old, will love and enjoy for generations to come. It’s a story I will read to my children as bedtime tales and make sure that they will be girls and boys who read books. Epics and poems and novellas by the greatest writers the world will ever see, and Joanne Kathleen Rowling will be among them, because she created the boy in the cupboard, who was hated by his family, yet found friendship, a girl who was willing to wait for him, and defeat his mortal enemy. I’m proud to say that I have stuck with Harry until the very end. Hear that, you idiots? I’m PROUD. I’m proud to say that I wear my hair short (So does that make me a lesbian, huh?). I’m proud to say that I listen to rock (Going to Hell now, am I?). I’m proud to say that I read. I’m proud to say that I think. I’m proud to say that I’m a young woman and I stand up for myself. What do you have to be proud of? A flawed understanding of the Bible? A belief that the world is only 6,000 years old? That evolution doesn’t exist? That only makes you pathetic.
I think I’ve wasted enough of my time on you. You are so…ignorant. And I pity you. Because you will never change. You will never accept that no one is perfect. You will never accept that these books–these beautiful works of literature–are to be enjoyed for EVERYONE.
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8:58 pm
omg, this is one of the most BLOODY BRILLIANT pieces of writing I’ve seen in ages! Hats off to you, dear writer. You even worked in classic M.P. And, of course! the red-head is a pot head. He’s also likely soul-less. (And he’s my favorite. I might kind of have a thing for gingers.)
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12:55 am
“The red head is a pot head”
WTF LOL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. Is this a joke or what?
If it isn’t, I advise you to look in the mirror, just to see how much of a pot head you are yourself. Then, feel free to compare yourself to the so called “pot head”. Not a really pretty picture, eh?
MAN that was funny!!!!! What a laugh!
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