Is the Homosexual Agenda Robbing America’s Grandparents?

• ChristWire
April 18, 2011 2:01 am48 comments

You may have seen a new show on television recently. The show comes on the History channel famous for it’s glorification of Hindu sex gods, and the lifting of Islam up as a “great religion”. The show in question is American Pickers. What’s that you say? You’ve seen this show and hold it blameless, I think not.

Typical episodes of the show follow the exploits of two seemingly normal very friendly men who travel about the country in search of rare, unusual, and sought after items. This all seems quite innocent, but what happens next is important. More often than not they go to the homes of the elderly or of people who recently lost an older loved one. Subsequently proceeding to buy, no strong arm their valuable items for a mere pittance of what they’re worth. Selling them later at a mark up of well in excess of 100%. Items often bought for ten to fifteen dollars are often sold for upwards of fifty to eighty dollars.

I support capitalism, eschewing any form of communism, but this wild profiteering is just absurd. The problems do not stop there. The hosts, an ambiguously gay duo Named Frank and Mike. You ask why we would just be so bold and make such proclamation about two seemingly normal kind men?

First and foremost Two guys living in a van. When you were in highschool, before you got married. Living in a van and perpetually toad tripping with your best friend might have sounded like a great way to spend your life. Any regular reader would know that you are to go forth and be plentiful. Being homo and riding around in a van is not how that happens. You will soon notice neither man has a wedding band on. Never do you hear them speak of their wives cooking or disciplining their children.

Then I noticed that Frank keeps a tribal style tattoo hidden on his right arm. He also has tattoos on his left bicep but as of press time I have not identified them. I also find it odd that they have known each other since the eighth grade and are still good friends. If you know anything about the Homosexual life style Frank is most likely a bear and Mike the cub. This would mesh well with strange love of interior design that many homosexual men have.

They also have a heavily tattooed side kick name Danielle to give them leads on suckers ripe for the plucking. These men have a very attractive female employee whom they never seem to take much interest in other than to use her feminine wiles to lure potential victims into their clutches.

I can only strongly recommend that you do not watch this show or allow these men into your home. They could rob you or your family members of valuable items for a fraction of their true value and sell them at an exorbitant price. On top of all of this we have reason to suspect the profits are being used to fund the homosexual agenda.

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48 Comments

  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Robert,

    This is a beautiful homage to our “greatest generation” citizens.

    For those faced with the daunting task of managing the liquidation of estates comprised of drawers filled with old dentures, out buildings of lawn mowers, and stacks of Life/Look magazines – these two represent a threat of the highest order.

    They have the look of scavenging animals – the opossum and a smallish goat come to mind.

    Thank you for your insightful warning of these geriatric predators.

    Kind regards,
    BB

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    • Robert Blythe Robert Blythe

      Thank you for the kind words. My Father fought in the Pacific Theater and my mother built rifles in the singer sewing machine factory. I believe doing all we can to protect this generation from hucksters like these is an ignored but important task.

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  • Fags need to stop fucking with my tv shows.

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  • Two men living together in a windowless van is wrong.

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  • Yeah, you’re a moron.

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    • Robert Blythe Robert Blythe

      Friend I am only sounding the alarm bells. This show is bad for believers. Can you refute any points of the story? Also explain how two men living in a van are so well groomed?

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      • Have you ever considered the fact that they’re on a television show and have a production crew, which just happens to include a make-up department?

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        • Robert Blythe Robert Blythe

          I will have to consult the scriptures on men wearing make-up.

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      • Didn’t someone who claims to be more well-versed in this sort of shit say that American Pickers is a good show? Ya know, a guy from this site who has superiority over you since he’s apart of the staff here?

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

          L.N.,

          Like many others, I usually ignore your crude remarks and attribute them to a poor homelife and a proper role model.

          We do not like to use the S**t word because it is offensive to those practicing the abomination of homosexuality.

          While they are burning a fire of choice, we must be kind and not offend.

          Praise be,
          BB

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          • “we must be kind and not offend”? So you’ll tell them that they’re an abomination, you’ll tell them that they don’t deserve to be with the one they love, you’ll tell that they’re going to hell simply for existing, and how they’re hated and believe that they’re destroying America, and yet you don’t want to offend them with a word completely unrelated to them? Are you fucking mad?

            Not only that, you ignore any points that aren’t strictly aligned with your beliefs, and ONLY your beliefs, and you believe that you’re a special exception, a pretty little snowflake that’s different from everyone else. Pride’s a sin bitch, and if your husband and other men are allowing you to do things that they believe that only men should do, then they’re going to hell according to their own belief’s, and if you’re trying to prevent people from going to hell, then shouldn’t you shut the fuck up from the start?

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          • The word “shit” is not offensive to homosexuals. It is only offensive to people (REGARDLESS of sexual orientation) who find curse words offensive.

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          • That word is offensive to men who have chosen single hole relations.

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          • Again August, I ask, how so? It’s a swear word, a curse word, not an insult to gay people, and how the hell would you know? Are you gay and pissed off when you see or hear the word “shit”?

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          • No I’m sensitive to the feelings of others. And it is a word for the material that occupies the fecal cavity. Homo-gay males deal with it daily, but not in a normal way.

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          • What gay guy do you know of that gets pissy when he hears the word ‘shit’? How the hell do you know what person is offended by hearing that word? You’re being extremely PC, so much to a point where it doesn’t make any fucking sense.

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          • We try and welcome all types here. You are not helping.

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          • You only welcome rich, white, conservative christian men and tell women to go make them a sandwich, unless they share the exact same view as you. You’re a disgrace to Christians everywhere.

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          • We don’t care how wealthy people are. Did you ever see this site pass the plate around?

            Why don’t you tell us about you? All you do is blame us. Speak your own truth LN

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          • I do speak my own truth, and that truth is that you’re all nothing more than a bunch of assholes who think that they’re in a special little club that believes that they should rule over this country with an iron fist.

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          • Still, you have nothing constructive to say?

            And you have confused us with the league of women voters.

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          • they are right RD and LN.
            we should also really stop useing the word jesus since it’s incredibly ofensive to christians.
            and don’t you fuck heads try to claim otherwise because i know whats ofensive to christians abetter than christians do!!!!!!!!

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        • L.N, whom are you referring to?

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  • If this van’s a rockin’ me and my daddie are fisting each other!

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  • Ice Van Winkle Ice Van Winkle

    An excellent article. Thank you for bringing this threat to the most important members of the Christian family to light. One usually thinks of homo gays as praying our our white children, but of course they are a dangerous bunch, and even are trying to hurt the most vulnerable among us.

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    • You know, your ignorance is really disturbing.

      One, it’s a television show. These people are PAID to do this. They could feel absolutely awful about it, but times are tough, and money is money.

      Two, homosexuals are NOT pedophiles.

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    • “One usually thinks of homo gays as praying our our white children… ”

      Two questions: is there another kind of gays besides ‘homo gays’?

      And secondly– what’s wrong, are you unconcerned that gays are preying on children that aren’t white? Or maybe it’s just that you think gays only want the white ones?

      The “dangerous bunch” is people of little minds, like you.

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  • so you suport capitalism as long as it doesn’t come on the expanse of others… witch capitalism allways does.
    ‘seriously either you suport capitalism or you don’t. so either praise these people for their ability to buy valuablæe object for less than the market value(or being able to sell it for more i’m not sure witch they do) ot stop lieing and claiming you suport capitalism.

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    • Ice Van Winkle Ice Van Winkle

      Prostitution is capitalism and I don’t support that. Rap is capitalism and I don’t support that.

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  • You people are seriously not well. Everywhere you look, you seem to seek out and the uber-scary “homosexual agenda”. You’re obsessed. Well, I suppose it makes sense. When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Get help.

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    • Ice Van Winkle Ice Van Winkle

      “Hammer” is homo-gay code for the penis, and “nail” means a homo drag queen. Your secret codes are full disturbing imagery, but we understand what your real meaning. We weren’t born yesterday.

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  • wow this stupid shit gets better and better, 1st they probably dont talk about theyre family cause maybe they dont have one or they arent aloud to on the show? you ever thing of that and also so what if they have tattoos? my precher does and you dont see me bitching and if u dont like the show then dont watch it duh

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  • imgaysoirippploff

    if you dont like the show dont watch it, I understand the disagreement on things they purchase and sell, but what does this have to do with being gay??… would all of this be ok if these men were straight? seems like people have lost sight of what the problem is here. This tv show, and the actions of the men on it, are not a result of being gay. it just so happens that they MIGHT be, so it has caused all of you to decide to put your two cents in about the gay community, how you think they feel, what you think is insulting to them, and apparently being gay has caused them to rip people off. This is the most ridiculous argument i have ever read on the internet, and that says quite a bit, you people have too much time on your hands. Let me guess, you guys also know the producer of the show and he/she’s gay too right??

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  • I seen a show just a few days ago frank talking about going to see his Girl Friend. I am a Christian and retards like the person who made this page make me sick. I think God will strike you down for tearing down someone with their slandering lies. I find Jesus talking more about gossiping people than I do anything else in the Bible. How about instead of tearing them down in your words, lifting them up in prayer?

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  • John 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

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  • Proverbs 6:16-19 There are six things which the LORD hates, Yes, seven which are an abomination to Him: 1.Haughty eyes, 2. a lying tongue, And 3. hands that shed innocent blood, 4. A heart that devises wicked plans, 5. Feet that run rapidly to evil, 6. A false witness who utters lies, And 7. one who spreads strife among brothers. (Notice that the one who spreads strife is different than a false witness who is a liar.The following verses will reveal how such things as GOSSIP and SLANDER “spread strife among brothers.” )

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  • Matthew 7:1-5 ESV

    “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.

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  • Luke 6:37 ESV

    “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;

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  • John 7:24 ESV

    Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.”

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  • Romans 2:1-3 ESV

    Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things. We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things. Do you suppose, O man—you who judge those who practice such things and yet do them yourself—that you will escape the judgment of God?

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  • James 4:11-12 ESV

    Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?

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  • John 8:7 ESV

    And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”

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  • Matthew 6:14-15 ESV

    For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

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  • I could put many many more up, but I think you get the point. Try reading more.

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