Jeep Announces Most Powerful Least Efficient Vehicle Ever: Happy Earth Day Liberals
Earth Day 2011: Jeep Motors, the company that single handedly won World War II, announces the new 2012 Jeep grand Cherokee SRT8 with a 6.4 liter hemispherical injection engine. Final MPG details have not been released yet but the new 500HP engine has been rumored to get up to 10MPG city.
This should be the perfect car for stay at home soccer moms to get groceries or for college kids on Greek row to use to get to class.
Some new features of the new grand Cherokee 2012 srt8:
19 speaker sound system with subwoofer
Won’t wash away when hit with a Japanese Tsunami
Advanced GPS system will route vehicle around and not through minority urban areas.
4 wheel drive system will help you roll over Mother Nature
Comes with free WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive) keychain
8 Layer genuine leather seats front and rear. Using the finest skins of 32 animals.
Large glove box for full size Bible
5000Lb towing system
Rear DVD entertainment system
Satellite radio pre-programmed for Andrew Wilkow
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Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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3:02 am
Too few truly understand the Godly nature of a hemi and fear the power. Unfortunately, some refer to this vehicle as the “Scare-a-kee” because they are unprepared spiritually to handle the power. Liberal prefer the squat “friendly” Priass, which quite frankly is creepy to drive with its limp steering and mushy transmission.
I do prefer the diaphragm rattling thunder from my favorite muscle car – the Tornado.
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11:01 am
Is there ANYTHING you won’t accuse Liberals for? If it’s something ‘good’, you’ll say that it was because a Conservative was behind it, but anything bad? “Liberals did it”.
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11:07 am
Right and God fearing are two.
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11:12 am
Then why bother speaking? You’re going to ignore every point made by a liberal, so why bitch about them? You don’t agree with anyone other than who your husband tells you you’re supposed to agree with, so shut the fuck up and go back to your little clubhouse and make a sandwich, wench.
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2:50 pm
I for one welcome the added power to leave sinners in my dust. And the availability to drive over the communist in the prius in front of me in the fastlane doing exactly the speedlimit! Praise Jesus!
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5:46 pm
Praise click you BB for recognizing the power of the Hemi. Many archeologists now believe the arc of the covenant was powered by a gasoline hemispherical injejection powerplant.
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7:23 pm
well then it is evil because everyone knows that the covenenant are an evil alien race that destroyed the planet reach. Their sole purpose is to eraticate the human race and our only chance at survival is the leadership of the master cheif
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11:30 am
Point of order, but the Gen. Eisenhower credited Andrew Higgins and the “Higgins Boat” as being the most instrumental factor in the war.
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2:52 pm
Communist propaganda, I am afraid
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5:35 pm
Liberals have been working hard to introduce these hybrid cars into our lives with their tales of “Global Warming”, “Peak Oil”, and “Social Justice”.
What is clear is that a hybrid car confuses things in the minds of youngsters. If a car can run on both batteries and gas, then why can’t one have sex with women, men and horses?
I see no greater threat to our nation than the introduction of Asian hybrid cars. Thank goodness that there is one good old USA company fighting the good fight.
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5:41 pm
What child would ever make the connection of batteries = sex?
Not only that, but you prove that you don’t know how the fuck cars work. Cars already have batteries; those batteries are powered by GAS. YOU’RE thinking of alternative fuels FOR the battery to be powered by.
Besides, what if American car companies started making hybrid vehicles? What’d you say then?
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5:43 pm
Look at that tsunami disaster. If they all had vehicles like this, many lives would have been saved.
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5:48 pm
When the floodwaters rise ABOVE the roof of the car, would you rather have a car that floats or a car that stays on the bottom?
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6:37 pm
The Toyota Prissy can run on batteries for a bit. Children in the back seat of this effete car have a higher probability of playing frisbee, hacky sack and other homo games.
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10:06 pm
You know what else runs on batteries? Electric dinguses.
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10:16 pm
“I make up stuff because I hate things”
That’s what I read when I see you post bullshit.
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2:57 pm
Car Batteries have water inside of them, they are not powered by gas. Water is the pure hand of god at work. But when you dilute that purity of god with communist synergy drive technology you have an abomination. praise jesus.
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7:29 pm
I have a feeling that that isnt your real picture and you are just some nerd that thinks the shit he types on this website is funny. Not even an insane person could come up with a comment like that. You are either a troll, or a seriously corrupt person.
But if you are in fact a real person, I want to know what your explanation is for your hate of asians and blacks, because they were created by God, and I’m sure the bible(not some psycho southern baptist bible, a real bible) says to treat all humans equally. So it looks like you have a one way ticket to hell comin ur way
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7:34 pm
I’m not sure who you are speaking to, but I do not have a racist bone in my body and I agree completely that the bible teaches us to love all men the same.
It also teaches us to protect our families from the threats against God.
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7:39 pm
“I’m not racist, I just believe that white men are superior because I believe that Jesus was white and I used SHEEP as my reasoning why.”
Riiiight.
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10:55 am
God Bless America, I can post again.
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2:58 pm
Praise be unto Jesus unto all of his great and wonderful works.
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10:50 pm
This article is just filled with lies, especially for how short it is. It just Jeep, not Jeep Motors. The jeep did not single handedly win world war 2, unless it stormed the beach at Normandy and is an atom bmb. Jeep is a division of Chrysler, which is currently owned by Fiat, and was previously owned by Diamler. Diamler is a German company that owns Mercedes Benz, so who really won the war? My father owns the last generation Grand Cherokee, and it gets 12 mpg city, and the mpg is expected to improve in this model due better engines and improved Aerodynamics. I bet the next article about the Jeep Grand Cherokee, will be about how the savage Native Americans are influencing use through the vehicles name.
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