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Jesus Crust vs Atheists’ Sticky Buns – Are Aussies more Godly than Kiwi’s?
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RedditEarlier in the week, Chris†Wire reported the miracle of the Cheeses Jesus appearing to the faithful in a Brisbane, Australia. The miracle, as evidenced by the shop manager not receiving a parking ticket while in a loading zone, was auctioned on EBAY to benefit charity. Bidding ended on March 30, 2011, with the lucky winner receiving the vacuum sealed icon for $153AUS.
Not to be outdone, the hottest ovens of Hell’s Pizza company in Wellington, New Zealand, have embarked on the road of ruin with the Atheist focused promotion featuring the disfigurement of “hot cross buns” (an enduring Christian favorite). The advertisements include a pentagram rather than the traditional cross on a hot bun pictured on billboards with the slogan ‘For a limited time. A bit like Jesus.’
The Anglican Church, a sect slow to anger and usually more focused on fellowship dinners and tramp roasts, finds issue with the promotion.
“These buns are quite stale” stated one congregation member who asked to remain anonymous “It is like they have been in a cave for three days.”
Hell Pizza director Warren Powell became enraged with when approached for comment. “I do not see how it could possibly be disrespectful to anyone’s religion,” he said.
“First of all, we’re acknowledging that Jesus Christ may have been on Earth for a limited time.”
‘We may bring them back next year, and everyone’s saying that Jesus Christ is coming back one day.’
It has been suggested the recent earthquake in Christ’s Church, New Zealand can be attributed to the wonton devil work of this firm and many Australians are boycotting the Atheist treat.
While it is unclear how this battle between the Holy Cheesus and Godless gob bun will end, prayer and perseverance endures. The Aussie church vicars will be meeting worshipers at the door to test for “Kiwi” by having each pronounce the words “fish and chips; six; and ten” those that sound funny will need to refrain from services.
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Those sticky buns look far tastier than some pizza that may or may not have had Jesus of Nazareth’s face on it.
The owner of Hell’s Pizza had every right to say what he did; his remarks were quite calm and reasonable, and even amusing. I do not think he “became enraged” over a simple question, nor do I think that churches in Australia are now testing parishioners as to whether or not they are from New Zealand (and not allowing those who are from New Zealand into the church). Such an act would be blatant discrimination against a group, purely based on their nationality.
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So you’re admitting that Jesus was on earth for a limited time like this formerly Atheist corporation? That is some progress, RD. I could not be more proud for you.
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According to historical records (NOT the Bible), Jesus of Nazareth lived for a number of years and was crucified. He was an actual historical figure; Muslims recognise Jesus of Nazareth as one of their prophets, too.
Besides, aren’t we all on Earth for a limited time? In the grand scheme of things, 50 or 75 years is not a great length of time.
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Those Kiwis, always playing with fire.
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As a woman from Appalachia, I feel a kinship with the Kiwi’s they too enjoy having a still on the property, although they do not have NASCAR, which is a negative point.
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I figured you were a hillbilly.
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“Figgert” is the correct parlance.
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There is a reason these people sided with Hitler during WW2.
They are dilluted gene pooled prisoners rejected from England (that’s saying a lot). I’m praying for a catastrophe for the region, more flooding perhaps.
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huh … you failed History class again australia and new zealand was part of the allies actually australia was a stretagic point for the american warship
without australian you would have been destroyed
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Sided with Hitler? Wow, you fail history forever. New Zealand was a member of the allies.
Also, nice to see that you’re trying to have thousands of people murdered. How very Christian of you.
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