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kate middleton Royal Wedding royal wedding panties terrorism war on terrorIn England they don’t have a lot of things going on in the news like America does, so they often turn to the tabloid fare in order to keep their knickers wenched during tea time. This week it is the marriage of their future king William to harlot and terrorist sympathizer Kate Middleton.
Kate's Beaver, soon to be the royal beaver of sin
Most Americans don’t understand this because we are free. The very same royal family William is spawned from was kicked out of our country centuries ago. We know there is only one king and his name is Jesus. Still, with an inbred society like England it is pretty easy to keep the public subdued by such heathen ideals.
The average Briton is a soccer hooligan
Being heathen idol worshipers is one thing, but the bride to be Kate Middleton may be harboring an even more sinister secret. Christwire has discovered through investigative journalism that Ms. Middleton spent two of her formative years in the Middle East learning Islamic culture and how to hate America.
How is that for publishing a drawn picture of Muhammad, terrorists!
Is it possible that her prior relationship with William was a ploy to get information vital to the subway attacks that happened in London? She could have dumped him off as soon as she got what she needed. Now possibly some bigger attack is being prepared. Maybe that’s why all of a sudden these two are getting married. She needed more information, so she turned to her old stooge.
He thinks it's a football
The spectacle of their unholy union will be taking place at an ungodly hour. 4 AM for those of us in the states. No doubt replays will be plastered all over the liberal television news media, as will replays of the attacks that are soon to be launched will play over and over again on our screens as well.
This is what London will look like when Kate Middleton is through with it
Staunch conservatives in America are quietly questioning whether this Kate Middleton is indeed who she says she is, and wondering why she hasn’t come forward with a birth certificate. Also, being in such a position with our strategic allies in England, exactly what American secrets might she be privy to? Is it possible that her knowledge could be used to not only attack Great Britain, but the United States as well?
Her wedding dress
Prince William is British, and they tend to be weak of constitution. It is no wonder to real Americans how a woman infiltrated his future regime. However, this time it may be at our very own expense.
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Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com. 
With all the pomp and secrecy of this opiate for the masses, I wonder if she will hide a little surprise under her gown?
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I thought I smelt something fishy
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The future of England looks dark to me.
They are becoming a Satanic country (44% of England is atheist), they have a socialist healthcare system and now they will have a terrorist princes.
I think that God is going to punish them soon.
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This is all due to King Henry the 8th and his lust for whorish English women.
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Who does both the Boleyn girls separately? Really?
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Rumors of maybe the mother as well.
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The future of America looks bleaker with ignorant people like Alex K. Keating being in a position of power and people like you believing his falsified claims. Did you know he sleeps with children? Or that he regularly showers with terroists?
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I agree that America has a bleak future ahead with the ignorant idiots running for power unfortunately this means that the world in general’s future is bleak as this ignorant people are self-righteous and are usually quick at rallying troops of other self-righteous bigots who believe their beliefs are the only correct beliefs and therefore everyone else is the enemy and must die.
Another point to go along with the whole showering with terrorist point you made. By dictionary definition Alex K. Keating is a terrorist. Terrorist – a person who terrorizes or frightens others. His whole be scared of gays, other religions and nationalities thing is inspiring fear in people therefore in itself is an act of terrorism. Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Terrorist
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You joke.
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We should invade Alberta while they are looking the other way.
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I suggest we invade Idaho and kill all of the rednecks while preserving the potatoes.
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Once again Keating has display how to surf in Nebraska.
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you guys need to learn when to shut the fuck up and get your sources correct plus you do know you can get done for slander here and plus i’m from the uk and were not even inbred compare to you lot who fuck your own sisters
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Well said bro!
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This is true. Not a single Brit is inbred you xenophobic bastards
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So why has Prince William been balding the last 20 or so years?
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male pattern baldness you idiotic person. Baldness is hereditary not a side affect of inbreeding if it was true and Britain was filled with inbred people (as you) every British person would be bald which we are not.
Also Exaggerate much? Prince William is 29 so your suggesting he has been going bald since he was 9?
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*(as you said) not (as you)
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You guys are stupid. This just came onto my Facebook. I’m an atheist, there is no way that Kate Middleton is a terrorist, don’t you think someone may possibly have noticed? You are so deluded it’s unbelievable.
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you guys just Fear what you dont uderstand and damd you guys at christwire are scared of everything, you jump on eveything thats happened in the past to USA to justify your hate of anything you fear and brush eveything you do to outher under the mat its people like you who is makeing America go to shits and you wonder why there are more atheist now with the shit that comes out of your mouths.
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ENGLAND IS DUMB. Nobody will miss them, besides, Kate is hot!!!!!
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England is more intelligent than America. The only idiotic thing England has done lately was get involved in Iraq. A war Americans started (you armed Saddam Hussein in the first place talk about bad move)
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Guys! Seriously! You are being so immature! Dont spam this site!!!!!!!12 Its really annoying to all of us who actually care about the good doings of Christ and the death of the commoner girl!
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We are not spamming this site we are trying to stop your ignorant ways.
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As the leader of this great nation, I declare you all to be an abomination to this world!
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Lets move to new article
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Where in the article does it say she’s a terrorist?
The part where she spent 2 years in the Middle East? Where is the evidence that she spent those years becoming an extremist?
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I see a whole group of Brits have invaded the site.
What happened last time you guys invaded something belonging to America?
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We burnt the White House to the ground. And New Orleans. And New York. Next question?
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After we burnt the White House, New Orleans and New York to the ground we kicked ourselves out (hate to break it to you people but most of you “Americans” come from European countries and a most of them come from Great Briton (around the time of the war of independence anyway) it is why you speak English. Your ancestors and mine are the same unfortunately so we got kicked out by British people in America. Even if those were born in America it was part of the British Empire, run by England filled with British settlers who didn’t want the crown any more. The war of independence was practically a civil war fought on and over a foreign land that belonged to neither party
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*Britain
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I had a prophetic dream last night wherein Jesus came to me and said that Kate Middleton is an angel sent by the lord almighty himself (for I shall not use his name in vein) to rebuild Englands breaking society with William as king. This dream was so powerful and potent that anyone who says a word against it must be a heathen seeking to destroy the happiness of thousands if not millions and is most certainly bound for the depths of hell.
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Mr Keating.
“What happened last time you guys invaded something belonging to America?”
Britain never invaded anywhere belonging to America. If you cared to actually learn your own pathetically short history, you would of course know that the America that we ‘invaded’ and therefore the Americans we fought against were the Native Americans that your governments of old displaced and destroyed. If I’m correct, you in fact refer to the American Revolution, which does not even come close to being an invasion by the British since the North American continent had already been colonised and the uprising was due to colonialists taking issue with taxes imposed by George III. Besides, you couldn’t even win the war by yourselves and had to employ assistance from a French general and army to help you.
I shall also take this opportunity to point out that everywhere America has invaded since, albeit always through the excuse of regime change or preventing regime change, has failed. That said, some have failed less badly than others. Vietnam went particularly badly, Afghanistan less so, and Iraq less so again.
The point is this: you cannot under any circumstances accuse Britain in the fashion that you did. I hasten to point out that though my comment here be long and detailed, it actually has nothing to do with the original article and shows that if someone presents a decent argument to fight said article you change the subject in a fashion that is regularly parodied in the world media when discussing the far-right in American politics.
QED.
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Great Britain never attacked America? Really? Have you heard of the War of 1812? When “The Star Spangled Banner” our proud nation’s national anthem was written? When the British literally burned down the white house?
No my friend. It is you who do not understand history, and those who do not understand history are bound to repeat it.
Clearly, Kate Middleton is a curse from God almighty to England for their dastardly sins in attempting to destroy, freedom, Liberty, and the American way.
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You didn’t read my response carefully enough. I did not say Britain had never attacked America (though at least we’ve stopped now, your A10 pilots really need sort their acts out). What I said was Britain never INVADED America.
If you really want to bring up the War of 1812, then by all means. It was in fact America who declared war, and ultimately invaded areas of the north american continent that were still under the sovereignty of Great Britain. Britain of course responded with retaliatory invasions but this can be likened to the invasion of France on 6th June 1944 (note at this point that I am not likening you to the Nazis, I shall refrain from sinking so low).
As a Christian I am sure you will be thrilled to know that the tune for your “proud nation’s” national anthem is a British drinking song.
The Burning of Washington was a retaliatory action requested by the Governor-General of Canada following America’s sacking of York (now Toronto). In comparison to American actions in York, the British soldiers were quite restrained by only burning the public administrative buildings and not ransacking private homes and warehouses as the American soldiers did in York.
What was it you said about those who don’t understand history?
And Kate Middleton is no more an Arab terrorist than I am, and I’m actually quite the conservative.
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Ps: QED.
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This is a joke/parody, right? Like The Onion. I only ask because I was sure it was until I got to the comments section where everyone is treating it like a genuine article…
Either way it was pretty funny. Although it will not be in a good way if this is, in fact, for real.
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Unfortunately this is not a joke website my friend. The “contributors” all have a personal website displaying their bigotry often in the forms of articles from all over the web. (at least the few who have written some of the articles I have read.) And one of them is a republican candidate (the author of this very article I might add) that genuinely believes this rubbish.
The level of commitment shown by this is not something I can see a Joke Website doing. Inventing and paying for various domain names and posting their articles on many different sites shows a level of commitment to their beliefs that no satirist would go through in order just to make people laugh.
They are accidentally funny. Unintentionally poking fun at themselves by displaying their views for the world to see
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This is not a joke…
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Oh wow, you really are a moron. This is hilarious, a parody of itself. It’s articles like this that perpetuate the world perception that all Americans are insane, neo-fascist evangelical lunatics. My 10 yr old brother writes more articulate, better sourced pieces than this… Alex K Keating, you should have got an invite to the wedding, you could have played the role of the court jester as you, my friend, are an absolute joke.
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Dear all those who believe the daftness of this article.
As your God, Jesus Christ, I condemn you all to hell. You are all being utterly ridiculous and creating an argument out of ludicrous thoughts. If you wish to gain your place in Heaven then you better get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness.
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America, the Divided States of Embarrassment has the freedom of speech that their useless congress allows them to have. The real terrorists in this world are people like Alex Keating, who intentionally spew bile and hatred towards everything that dares to be something other than American.
People like Keating are the reason that the rest of the world is developing an extreme dislike of America. The so called “land of tolerance” has become a breeding ground for hatred, bile, war and oppression.
Kate Middleton a terrorist. Yeah right. What the hell was Keating smoking when he came up with this one?
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Keating is a terrorist by definition he is inspiring terror, hatred and fear and anyone who challenges that pick up a dictionary (if you own one) and look up the definition. It is simply anyone who inspires terror in anyone and Keating’s article here is getting some people terrified of the affect the marriage clearly will not have on the world.
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Firstly, Great Britain has a lot of news happening all the time. America may seem to have more new then us over here in England. There is a simple explanation for that there is more happening. This is not because America is more interesting it is simply because it is larger. There is more land for news to take place in. If you actually watched some world news every once in a while you’d know that a lot more happens around the globe then just tabloid press.
Speaking of tabloid press. Yes, England does have a large amount of rubbish on the news but the expression pot calling the kettle black comes to mind reading that point. America is just as guilty if not more guilty of celebrity stalking and the creation of minor celebrities via the press than England. *Cough* Paris Hilton *Cough*
Yes, you may struggle to understand the importance of this wedding. This is not because you are “free” it is because of the fact you don’t have a royal family. A Royal family that you may like to know has not truly been in charge of Britain since the end of the civil wars in 1651 whereas you declared independence in 1776 (over a hundred years after the Royal Family became a figurehead) and even then it took roughly 8 years for that war to end afterwards.
The average Briton is not a “soccer hooligan”. Only a small percentage of us are that obsessed with football (soccer). Really, football (soccer) is on the same level as your college american football over here. Soccer may not be big in america but it is a massive sport everywhere else, including England.
Yes, Kate spent two years in the middle east Specifically Jordan but that was from the age of 2 till 4 hardly a time of hating American people really unless you were in the middle of a war with them. Which as a country with close links to America at the time it is hardly likely
to be true (research it for the love of god you claim to have researchers get them looking for information rather than see the words “middle eastern country” and assuming that is code for Anti-American Society.)
The Prince of England is hardly likely to have any information that is not public about the PUBLIC transport system. Train times are available to the public as they need them to get to their destinations because they are public. Train specifications are likely to be easily available as they are a public form of transport. Finally maps of the underground system that was bombed, guess what anyone can get those. You know why? That’s right it is PUBLIC TRANSPORT.
Suddenly getting married? so after dating since 2001 (except from a brief hiatus in 2007 that didn’t even last a year) the marriage is a surprise and sudden? Hardly likely. Most couples don’t wait ten years before getting married they spent ten years together what is so sudden about that?
Ungodly hour huh? What you have to remember is that a) America is at least 4 hours and at most 11 hours behind England (the standard by which all time is taken is by the Greenwich Meridian a line named due to its passing through Greenwich England) and b) the people may have started arriving at about 8am here in England (4am at the eastern most border of America 9pm west America) but they didn’t actually begin the ceremony till about 11am (7am over there on East USA or Midnight West America) 11am is not an incorrect time for a wedding is it?
Many birth certificates (or at least the basic birth certificate) in the UK are in the public domain anyone with the know-how can actually check them out and find where, when and with what name a person was born. This is the same for most countries across the world. America is no exception (Barack Obama’s official birth certificate is actually readily available online and have been for a while now) so people can’t use the whole “if he/she was the nationality they claim to be they’d show their birth certificate” because quite frankly a little digging at the public records office and you’ll find it.
Again I stress that The Royal Family has very little to do with running the country, we like America are a democratic country the power is in our government supposedly one that we voted for rather than one person as you seem to believe by saying now that Prince William has married a “terrorist” (she isn’t one by the way) all our government and your government secrets will be leaked. The Royal Family is more of a tourist site if a person wanted to gain vital information they’d marry the Prime Minister (Head of our government just like your president) not royalty. You moronic idiots
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