LA Weekly Tries to Challenge ChristWire to a Gay Fight
Once again the foolish fou-fou homo gay boys and girls at LA-LA Weekly are beguiled with self importance and turn away from the truth of Fellowship and Faith found in the forums and illuminated articles of Chris†Wire. They attack and smack out with silken web design luring the unsuspecting to believe their wonton lies as fact. Facked fakery such as this cannot go unpunished and deserves comment.
Tyson Bower’s work on Coachella was inspired and saved millions from the jism junkies and bum bumping harlotry attracted to the lights and music of Satan’s salad bar. Not a single mention in this homo-gay “La-La Times” of Tyson’s sweat and tears. Mr. Bower’s shear faith to singlehandedly stroke down the flesh scepter of evil saving innocent children from the brutal debasement and possible death shoved down their tender throats is nothing short of heroic. His words are a cool tonic for the unwashed and hapless that could have been sucked into the depths of debauchery that is Coachella.
But Great Achievement Garners Notice from the Depraved
This Bryan Butvidas and Kirwin Watson are demon trolls for filth. That fact is the only thing this tinkle-stained butt rag journalist seems to get correct in what passes for journalism. These two posers seem to thrill at mocking the gentle loving fellowship of Chris†Wire and want to take credit for God’s work.
I read recently that the fellowship congregate exceeds the population of Vatican City, far more than the readership of the LA Times. No doubt these posers of Chris†Wire see themselves as nemeses to the Godly countenance of Tyson Bowers III and Jack Gould.
Tread carefully trolls, these are no ordinary men and the fellowship is a powerful tsunami of faith. Some might suggest you start filling your handbags and man-purses with sand now. Articles are published; comments are entered. Never a miss-communication. No one can explain that.
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10:01 pm
I just want to add that there is no substitute for the real thing and that’s Jack Gould and Tyson Bowers III. Beware fakers.
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10:05 pm
Gould and Boners are douchebags. ‘Nuff said.
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10:31 pm
Amen!
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10:48 pm
Christwire is a beautiful thing. No liberal Hollyweird rag is going to destroy what the Lord has rendered.
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11:00 pm
A hacker could very easily take down this website in a matter of hours, if they wanted to. Just like the Playstation Network.
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11:03 pm
And they have on multiple occasions.
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11:12 pm
God protects this great website from hackers.
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11:32 pm
And each time we fight off their attacks and come back stronger.
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1:11 am
Actually you come back weaker since you make all of these bold claims, and the moment you think you’ve beaten them, they decide to pull the rug from under your feet and embarrass the living hell out of you. They did it to the Westboro Baptist Church, the main bitch told a bunch of hackers to come at her, and went on a rant for about 5-10 minutes, before she was told that they did just that shortly after her declaration.
Don’t fuck with the internet, you’re not going to win.
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11:14 pm
“LA Weekly” is a Satanic homogay liberal propaganda machine, one of this days GOD is going to shut them down.
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12:05 am
If your god exists, then why doesn’t he do it right now?
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12:08 am
He is, little one. LA Weakly is tweeting their remorse.
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12:01 am
LA Weekly is drowning in a twitter tide of fop sweat funk and lies.
The cleansing tides of the ChrisTWire fellowship will abide. Never a miscommunication.
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12:54 am
I think it’s both factual and obvious that the LaWeekly is regretting today. I would be surprised if some people still have jobs in the southland tomorrow.
This was excellent work BB. May your moral points be tripled by Gabriel himself as he blows his trumpet and shakes the foundation of this horrible online magazine.
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1:01 am
And your moral points should be tripled as well for your fine work. The beasts that attack you should be cut down and stuffed for your mantle.
These vagabonds will be reined in from the internet and washed away in a sea of rapture. If only they could see how their hate weakens them.
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1:07 am
This coming from the bitch who thinks that only the high class and elite should have not only any rights and power, but also be the only ones to access any form of literature, and who wants to remove the greatest weapon, that keeps the entire system of government under control, from the people that the government is supposed to protect.
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6:27 am
I wanted to post some support from the Catholic Christian nation of Croatia.
Like Christwire’s struggle against the homogay hoards of unHollywood, we Croatians have defended the sanity and honor of our European brethren, against the centuries of satanic invasions from the middle east and beyond.
Just as we have succeeded in preserving the purity and righteousnesses of the true faith in the one and only Lord Almighty, so shell the brave knights of Christwire!
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