Nearly Naked Lady Pics Can’t Passover Jesus Questions
Jews will be celebrating Passover or Pesach just before Easter Sunday. The term Pesach is pronounced a lot like the Mexican word for coinage – ”Pay-Sah”. The festival and Jewish Holy day is to recognize when God sent the 10 plagues as a diversion so Israelites could sneak out of the bonds of slavery in Egypt.
There are some diabolical interwebs sites that are concocting their own plagues to get the Jesus back in Passover and make everyone speak Mexican. Please review these pictures carefully before continuing.
I’m sure everyone has the same question that plagued me.
So Did the Jewish People Build the Pyramids?
One could scour the internet for answers from the plucky young Atheist wanting to make a mark by playing high and mighty with the lack of historical evidence for stories in the Bible or Torah. Some claim the labor used to build the pyramids wasn’t slave labor at all. They cite historical interpretation of the time to assert these were well paid government union workers with benefits higher than the average carpenter. This is like saying the slaves of the south were not slaves at all because they had chittlin’s, lifetime employment and personal security. Seems a little yoga stretched bias – meaning one has to really want to believe the author to disbelieve the story of the Torah.
Sometimes the answer is right in plain sight. A more compelling and reasoned argument could be made simply based on the language; the Israelites or Jews are the lost Aztec tribe. Both Jews and Aztecs are depicted as have certain nasal features. Both have dark curly hair. Both have the word “Pay-sah” as part of their culture. Both most likely built some pyramids. Just study these pictures for a moment. Doesn’t that Aztec look a lot like Adam Sandler? Of course he does because the truth shines through.
While it is hard to imagine Howard Stern building a pyramid, I think that we have enough photographic evidence to say YES, Jesus I believe in your word and the Jewish people built the pyramids, after they finished in Mexico.
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3:02 pm
And I believe that Blanche is a complete idiot.
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3:56 pm
There’s retardation, then there’s Christianity.
Then there’s this.
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4:48 pm
Beautiful discussion BB.
While it is sad to see that our former Au Pair posed for that first picture, I am glad to see you have brought forth the hard truth that Africans owned white slaves too.
A proud people rise above such issues. They don’t live in Springer hosted squalor. They get up and become leaders of men.
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5:06 pm
You had an Au Pair? Why did you need a nanny when your wife could have stayed at home and watched the kids? According to you, that’s the only purpose for women, isn’t it?
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10:55 pm
Claire, this is an interesting question. I see that our fellowship is starting to have a positive influence on you.
You are starting to think right in Chirst!
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10:57 pm
And I can see that you’re clearly an idiot. Claire’s commenting on August’s blatant hypocrisy. Women should be allowed to do whatever they want, WITHOUT requiring a man’s help or permission.
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4:08 pm
RD you are truly a heartless and cruel individual. You would force upon a woman the need to make her own decisions without the benefit of the faculties that God granted to man, and expect her to make correct, good and more importantly Godly choices, without aid, without a man to turn to?
You would deny women the benefit of guidance from a man more equipped to make calculated choices without the distraction of over-emotive impulses?
As Christian men it is our duty to provide clear guidance to women who are – through no fault of their own – less capable of making a clear judgement, and yes, if a woman’s will becomes stronger than God intended then it is our duty to chastise and correct womenfolk who succumb to modern, wayward thinking, in order to protect the fragile and impressionable from straying, encouraged by an immoral and corrupt media intent on tempting women away from the path God intended, just far enough so they lose themselves in ideas of “independence”.
Then these influences desert the poor lambs and leave them abandoned to be corrupted further into debauchery and wickedness.
This needn’t happen so long as we, as Christian men, keep to God’s order, and allow our women to ask us for guidance, and take on the responsibility of correcting our women should they (granted without malice and more often than not due to a natural lesser cognitive ability to avoid carefully disguised immoral choices) begin to take choices that lead from God’s path.
Our Lord created women as out companions and in doing so gave the responsibility of guidance to us. It is the ungodly who would shirk such responsibility and abandon womenfolk to iniquity and debauchery without a firm hand to check such impulses.
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10:58 pm
Iceman, Not sure who you are talking to, but before I retired I travelled for lengthy times. Our Au Pair helped out on the ranch and kept my lonely wife occupied during the long winter nights.
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11:06 pm
August, or may I call you Auggie,
There are lots of fine reasons to hire a nanny. For example, my wife was pretty much constantly pregnant for 12 years, and having help around the house was practical. No need to explain to me.
I was just pleased to see Claire finally thinking about things from a woman’s point of view, with some concern for the children instead of her own selfish lusts.
I think a little bit of God’s word is starting to work its way past the 18 piercings in her ears and into her mind.
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11:10 pm
Iceman, yes you may. Praise click for you for guessing my nickname. It almost is weird seeing august up there.
Yes there are so many reasons for a couple to have a young adult female in their household. It barely even needs explanation. You might as well question the need for wet-nurses, Mexicans, or teachers.
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3:10 pm
In the 60′s we had a wonderful woman who lived with us as well. It was a real delight to have her keep me occupied on my husbands long missionary trips to Thailand.
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10:59 pm
If you think that way, then why allow Blanche to post? She’s a ‘good Christian woman’, so why does she get to post on this site if all she’s good for is cooking and cleaning? Why do her opinions matter to you or anyone else? After all, she’s a woman, and a Christian one at that.
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11:06 pm
After years of training and a notarized letter from her husband, Blanche Beecham was granted access to the internets. Eventually he was allowed to make moderated postings.
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11:11 pm
The bible permits women to teach other women and children, as long as they cover their head. For example, Sunday School.
1 Corinthians 11:5
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11:14 pm
And I can only imagine what sort of fancy lad hat she choose to wear when she writes on this site. It must be a sight to see!
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11:16 pm
Doesn’t matter, God said she can’t do it, so she can’t do it. You’re breaking God’s law by allowing a woman to mingle with men.
Not only that, but she isn’t teaching ‘women and children’, there are also men that come to this site, thus she is trying to teach men, and thus she should be beaten due to your Christian law, for she has stepped out of line.
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11:35 pm
LN,
You obviously have a girl crush on me. This is expected from your co-opting with known homosexual elements.
I’ve given your clear scripture from Titus, yet you continue to deny the word. The scripture you speak of is addressing those Jezebels that usurp a man’s leadership role in Church, something I don’t do.
I am allowed to have my own opinions and write my essays freely. My only handicap is being constantly badgered by bothersome individuals, such as yourself.
While I haven’t and won’t tell YOU what to think or do, your clear motivation to do the same to me says you wish to be a man, which is an abomination and a clock blocking of God’s plan.
Kind regards,
BB
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11:43 pm
So having a penis makes me a lesbian?
You seek to teach people, yet a woman should not teach a man, and you are trying to teach man. YOU are trying to usurp the position that man has and you are denying this.
“While I haven’t and won’t tell YOU what to think or do, your clear motivation to do the same to me says you wish to be a man, which is an abomination and a clock blocking of God’s plan.”
You are telling people that their lives are immoral, that they are wrong, and that you are right. You tell people that women are inferior, yet you have the gall to believe that you are superior. REPENT! YOU are the harlot! YOU are the disease! YOU are the filth that needs to be cleansed! Seek repentance, o woe unto man, and silence yourself! And never speak to man unless spoken to!
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10:52 pm
This is a thought provoking article. Before God cursed the Jews for killing Jesus, they were the chosen people. Since America is God’s favorite land, it would only make sense that he would plant them here until they tried to gyp him out of his only son.
Tonight as our Jewish brothers in Israel are painting their doors red with the blood of a lamb, let’s remember the covenant that God has with Israel. They are the playground for Christ’s final war before he sends them all directly to hell, but in the meantime they are the number one loyal ally of the Greatest Country the world has ever known.
Happy Passover Jewish people!
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11:21 pm
So Jews are your friends right up until Rapture, where you instantly will forget about them and watch as they’ll supposedly burn in Hell.
You don’t know what Jesus said, did you?
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1:30 am
So, thanks for being happy for the Jews, but fuck you for thinking we killed Yeshu. The Romans killed him, not the Jews. G-d’s favorite land is Israel, says so in the Bible. Shut the fuck up. Jesus is just a Rabbi who never got ordained, hence he was never codified. Jews didn’t paint their door’s, they pained the lintels of the door, where we now place the Mezuzah (the little box holding the Shemah). G-d’s covenant with the Jews is that we believe in him , and he will keep us safe. So, obviously, you guys have fucked up and made him mad, since you guys cant seem to stay safe anymore. Jesus isn’t coming back, cause he isn’t the Messiah. Deal with it. Jews dont believe in your idea of Hell, so we wont be going there, only you. Um…I think that’s it for this response.
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6:58 pm
I fisted my poopie hole to these erotic pics until I was sitting in a wet poopie patch! MMMmmm….
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3:16 pm
dislike. clearly you need more reflection on the word of god
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3:19 pm
I feel sorry for these poor retched Mexicans. Obviously we can not allow them into our land to pollute our culture of god with their pagan aztec ways, but just look at that woman in the first few pictures. Obviously she can barely afford clothing. Perhaps if she worked for a nice christian family…
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8:12 pm
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1:41 am
So, the Jews have nothing to do with the Mexicans in this article. Yes, there are Mexican Jews, and yes we are aware that they look nothing like Adam Sandler. It is pronounced Pey-sach.Actually it sounds like Pesach, the way its written. Since it is being transliterated from the original Hebrew of פסח. So, there is the first paragraph of your article down the drain. Sorry, its the truth. You just need to read the JPS (thats Jewish Publication Service) edition of the Torah a few more times so that you can understand what the fuck you are talking about. Thank you, and have a good night.
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