Never Ride A Bus in San Francisco
Bus rides in San Franciso are treachorous and scary. One second you are marveling about how you’re saving gas money, then the next second it’s reverse gashole pumping as a gay has you pinned down against your will, fueling up your backside with their unleaded.
It’s common in San Franciso. The national stat is that for everyone one gay, four innocent people will be whammied in unholy ways. This happens at random. In the mind of a gay man, every other man is attractive. There is one part of the body that gay’s fantasize about during the day of their little nursing and secretary jobs, and that part is the gaping sinhole where the most foul things happen.
Gays are like swine to the muck, they love to wallow in the filthiest parts of the body and they squeal in delight when they get a helping spoonful of an unsuspecting person’s coo coo clencher. You may think it is funny, but look at the buses in San Francisco.
That bus says what happens in San Francisco buses. You hop on on Main Street and think you have a ride to the upper part of town, then you find out that there are at least three gays whose daily highlight is making that advertisement true.
As we continue to allow the gay community to openly exist and hold their owns and give each other mouth kisses with tongues in public, we will see more things like this. Gays think it is okay to anal fornicate and that it’s just like when two dogs sniff each other to say hi. Gays think they can just pull down your pants, stick in their gay bay miner and then ‘helllooooo’ as they squeal and your let own tortured moans as they push deeper and deeper into your privacy, your firm backside slowly loosening up as they ride you with the ferocity of a greyhound on crack-laced meth.
It’s a scary, tragic fate but what we see playing out in San Francisco. It’s more proof of why we must not let gays continue to set law and precedent througout this nation.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
8:28 pm
These San Fransissy gays really are a dangerous bunch. They will kill you as soon as look at you. Murder and rape among gays and lesbians is almost 4000% higher than in the straight community, and as we know, is completely unheard of in the Christian community.
If we give them the special rights that they prance on about in their parades, our white Christians sons will be at risk.
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8:30 pm
Oh do please tell us where you found your bullshit statistics?
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12:43 am
I am saddened by the oversight and lack of realism in this. If this is supposed to be journalism than I’m ashamed to ever read the paper. I’m glad for the freedom of speech because it allows the world to see how short-sighted this entire publication is.
You probably work with someone or even multiple someones who identify as gay. You’ve probably never noticed. You probably never will because they are exactly like you. Not immoral, not satan worshippers, but intelligent, eloquent individuals.
I live in the city and ride the MUNI every single day and I haven’t ever encountered any kind of assault from anyone gay or straight. I have been harassed by many god fearing straight men in my life though.
THAT is food for thought.
Get it straight.
And use real statistics, you sound ridiculous.
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1:28 am
So then why does the bus warn passengers that a gay may attack them?
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1:41 am
I don’t see a warning that a gay man will attack someone, but I do see a warning that sexual assault happens, since it can occur anywhere.
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1:46 am
Normal people do not do that stuff in public. Perverts, like homos which center in san Francisco woudl though.
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2:31 am
And how are homosexuals perverts? They’re no different from heterosexuals, the only difference is that they’re interested in the same gender. Nothing else is different, and you’re just making shit up and pray that it justifies your irrational hatred of what’s different.
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8:35 pm
Thanks for the warning brother Dan.
San Fagcisco is known as the Rape capital of the world.
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3:50 pm
I’m sorry but where are you getting your facts from? Rape has actually gone down in the United States. Coming from one of the Safest cities (http://money.cnn.com/2006/10/30/real_estate/Most_dangerous_cities/index.htm) in the Country I think I’m can actually say that San francisco is pretty darn Safe. My female roommate walks home alone at night as do I both my other straight and gay roommates.
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1:41 am
wow, pathetic that i recognize that intersection as main and ann arbor saline road in ann arbor
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3:02 pm
Everything about this erotic article made me so hawnee I fisted my poopie hole until it bled, and used the blood as lube for the other end!
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8:35 pm
Why does the bus, in a supposed story about San Francisco, have an advertisement with Michigan ZIP codes on it?
Epic Fail. Try harder next time. Please.
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