New Marijuana “Doctors” Pushing “Medicinal” Marijuana, Salient Salvia and Magic Mint onto Children at California Hedge Shops
Two men who are purportedly doctors of 'the gentle cush', or salient Salvia, entice young beach-goers to go into their shops and get diagnosed with a condition that California's liberal law will approve to receive their new strain chemical addiction.
The newest threat to children in California comes from men in little green suits, peddling a new breed of head shops where teenagers are being ‘medically’ approved for medicinal marijuana. The newest report and findings will shock parents and make will make you fearfully think twice when your college son or daughter beg for that next ‘$100′ for groceries.
Medicinal marijuana. It is the latest liberal ploy to legalize dangerous, addictive chemical compounds on a national scale. Popularized by the homosexual community in the late 1990s, the concept of medicinal marijuana as a stress relief that can increase appetite in the ill is well known to physicians. As such, chemists were tasked with a federal mandate to create compounds which induce the same sensations of hunger as marijuana, but with the exception of no risk of addiction and not powering Mexican drug cartels who abduct and savage the innocent, including naive college students on spring break in border towns.
After isolating the compound in marijuana that induces hunger, scientists have perfected its use in pill form and established this pharmaceutical as a therapeutic treatment for those with terminally ill diseases. It is no longer necessary for people to use Salvia to induece hunger or relieve conditions such as glaucoma.
Upset but not daunted, drug addicts and the gay community rallied to have pure THC, that is traditional magic mint marijuana, available for a variety of novelty illnesses that any corrupt doctor or lowly D.O. would dispense on the fly.
It is this action by two dangerous societal elements, the Homosexual Gays and Drug Addicted, that has lead to the crisis we see in California today.
After receiving several insider tips from Alex Keating and Stephenson Billings, I ventured to the notorious Venice Beach area of Los Angeles, California. Armed with only morality and decency, I sought to explore little ‘medical campouts’ that are becoming the new head shop and quick fix for the addicted. Attempting to hide behind liberal law, these new shops work the same as the hedge shops child psychologist Amber Cooper warned all parents about only several years ago.
“Magic mint”, or Salvia divinorum, is a dangerous new drug that’s being sold on the internet, and as of right now it is legal for people to buy. Teens nationwide have been uploading videos of themselves smoking and suffering from the dangerous affects of this lethal new drug, on Youtube.
Health officials warn that this drug has the same somatic effect as ‘pot’ (marijuana) and feels like LSD (a very dangerous drug that causes severe addiction and hallucinations).
Like most dirty, harmful things that sneak into America, this Salvia takes its origins in Mexico. Kids are taking to the internet in droves to find this herb, so they may smoke and chew it up to become possessed by its ill-affects.
Even if you monitor your child’s internet access, as you’ll see kids as young as eleven have experimented with this drug and are suffering the disastrous consequences. It is even available in hedge shops here in the bay area, being sold by names such as Purple Sticky Salvia for only $20.
It’s tragic to think that the 20 bucks you loan to your son or daughter for a ‘trip to the mall” may actually be going on a drug that will lead them to a life of prostitution, disease and death.
Granted that it mimics weed and LSD, this drug must be very dangerous. Even though 13 states have already banned Salvia, 1.8 million people –many of them teens– are still using the drugs.
And it is this market, many of them who were in the vulnerable 16 – 18 year-old drug using cohort who are now being targetted by the supposed doctors who run and operate these new breed of dangerous shops.
As potential new drug users simply walk along the Venice boardwalk, they are accosted by men in green suits. They hold signs that say “Medical Evaluation”, making little whore antic college students from UCLA or USC think that they can figure out what’s causing the moist rash they had since the last vajazzle riddled sorority mayhem orgy party.
What they do no know, is that these doctors will inject their arms with a concoction of bogus serums and proteins, so that it looks like their blood work indicates a vital disease. Corrupt agents in the FDA are working with Obama liberals to approve funding for new chemical compounds which comprise the same active ingredients in this new Satanic pot plant that is only know by Salient Salvia. The kids will become typical marijuana drug addicts, which may go to show why Los Angeles’ most liberal campuses are now seeing incoming freshmen students holding a pathetic 2.4 GPA upon the entering period to finals’ week.
Scratched genitals and a tragic phone call of ‘Mom, Dad, Kelsey tricked me into becoming a collegiate father’ are no longer the greatest of your worrries, parents. There are now people with medical knowledge looking to peddle the most addictively dangerous and hallucinogenic compounds into the body of your naive college children.
In a twisted mat of gyrating hips and steaming thighs drenched with sweat, taut and rigid in the deepest throes of confused ecstasy, the backrooms of these brothel medical clinics show that in addition to being a breeding ground for addiction, these street corner institutions serve as a new gateway for prostitution, disease and death.
Parents of high school students, California is not a good choice for a respectable college. This new breed of hedge shop is all over Venice Beach, but also in areas such as Malibu, Calabasas, Woodland Hills, The OC, Fullerton and even as far north as Santa Barabara. This is not even touching the dark dangers the loom in East and South Central Los Angeles.
It is imperative that we continue to research this new breed of hedge shops. The medical purveyors of these new cornerside markets have found a loophole that allows them to peddle their new breed of drugs to college students, your precious son and daughter left stark naked before a roving horde of rabid wolves, and then sell them into a life of mangled body parts that only release their copious, weighty grip when the last moans of exhausted ecstasty come from the precious daddy’s girl who is the newest victim.
These reports are fresh and shocking, hardly for the faint of heart. So where is your Son or Daughter this night? Where is your roomie, college students. If in a place like Venice Beach, no that there is a great chance — over 50% — they are on the proverbial highway to hell.
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Author: Mike Watson
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9:48 pm
Oh Mike,
I feel like I’ve had a lava lamp beamed in my face.
The dirty hippies of my generation now own pizza franchises, cookie companies and ice cream manufacturing plants. I think this is another way to fund the democratic party and add body and bounce to the filthy coiffures of Satan’s ponytail.
You are a master gardener in the fight against these hedge shops. Keep clipping!
Praise clicking for you my friend,
BB
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8:46 am
LOL oh my Goodness this is rich,conservitive apparently means take a bunch of BS stir in some missrepresentation of fact and stir in a generous pinch of fear mongering, sprinkle liberaly with racism and set in oven of narrow minded hate until charred black like your heart.
So sharp and narrow are the forked tongues of those that would enslave us all to their ideals.
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11:00 pm
I have heard of this stuff, and it is more dangerous than heroin, PCP, and Angle Dust combined. Kids on the street are calling it “dirty twat” and if you hear your kids use that expression, run don’t walk, and see what they are talking about. This is damnation in a cloud of smoke.
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2:20 am
Shocking article.
Obama is the new “American Gangster” he and his followers have allied with the mexicants to drug our youth and convert them to communism and homogaysness
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5:56 am
You honestly believe that Marijuana is more dangerous then drugs like heroine and PCP, Marijuana has no addictive qualities (that would be the nicotine in the tobacco mix), The Thc can shrink the size of tumors by up to 80%, It drastically reduces pain from terminal diseases without completely depleting motor function(Like some pain medications) and the hunger effect caused by smoking can help those suffering from eating disorders such as anorexia..
Please understand that your comment makes you seem like an ignorant moron..
but your older then 20 and still have imaginary friends (God), so everyone who’s not a brainwashed christian racist idiot already thinks your a moron..
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1:08 am
For being a satirical website (yes, for those of us taking the articles too seriously, this is made out of SATIRE) the believers of this crap sicken me. What is more disturbing is that the radicals don’t recognize this burlesque work as any different from their own work…
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1:01 pm
Dirty Twat? Oh dear…I think my dearly departed husband may have been on it. As he talked about getting dirty twat all the time….OH lord….oh Harry….why?
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1:00 am
National Vital Statistics System shows that drug poisoning accounted for 94.7 percent of all unintentional poisoning deaths by 2004. The increase is not from illegal drugs. For those of you who don’t know, pharmaceutical created opiates (synthetic forms of Heroin that are just as real and effective as the real thing) like morphine and codeine (from which syphilis of the throat can actually be contracted- without any sexual contact at all) are used to treat pain regularly. Accidental death by these are very real and common.
It is impossible, IMPOSSIBLE, to overdose and die from marijuana, however. The body would need to consume 1,000 lbs/second for 6 minutes straight to overdose of THC (Constructions of Deviance by Adler & Adler). Marijuana is not psycho-actively addictive like these dangerous opiates we think are so acceptable.
Think about what is safer. do your research before you join a bandwagon of hate and outdated ignorance.
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1:10 am
Did you write that before you got stoned?
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2:40 am
I believe in safer, healthier methods for medication, but I’m not an advocate for recreational use. However, unlike alcohol, brain cells are not lost due to marijuana smoking, and you cannot be poisoned to death for over imbibing. It’s politics; I recommend reading Reefer Madness. It explains much more.
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2:57 am
My brother smoked pot as a kid. By the time he was 15 he wasn’t all there anymore. I don’t know about adults, but for sure kids should not be touching the stuff.
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8:29 am
i live next to chatsworth, ca and just recently some potheads came to my house and took all my food. smoked their marijuana then preceded to break everything and beat me and my roommate. it is a very violent drug and should never be anywhere near anyone. it was truly a horrible experience and the government needs to crack down on these lawbreakers. plus the gays use it to brainwash good people into homosexuals. i see it happen all the time
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10:42 am
Isn’t there a frighteningly high number of Mexicans in that locale?
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5:02 pm
yes there is. it can be quite frightening sometimes. they have the little ones walk around with their dora the explorer backpacks(probably filled with crack or meth) and lets not even get into the older ones
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9:57 am
Marjane is just as or more dangerous than all the other drugs out there. The toe jamming cheese, crack, black rock, ice, methamphetamines, the hoofa. It all bad and what gets me is that people try to say the smoked drugs smoke is not addictive, when you see peopel will shoot and kill in irrational mind over this nonsense.
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3:36 pm
Oh Abe, I’m glad someone has the good sense to study for the written portion of a drug test.
I recently had to take a drug test and had no idea what some of the terms were on the written portion. Horse? Candy Girl? Purple Meatballs? I really didn’t have a chance.
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1:05 am
Cigarettes are more addictive than any drug, amphetamine, or illicit substance out there. It has 46 ingredients known to cause cancer. But we call it legal and support a company that kills it’s consumers, profits off their death, and does so legally. And no one finds this concerning.
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5:33 pm
So mike there were orgies at the clinics or was it just on the streets?
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11:41 pm
Ok, please… Tell me the truth, is this entire website a big joke ment to exploit possible over zealous religous fanatics? Like those fucking worthless pieces of shit that protest at soldiers funerals? I’m being serious, because theres no way in hell anyone is this stupid. And also, WTF is a hedge shop? Did you mean head shop? Or is that just part of the retardation ploy?
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1:55 pm
My dog ate some marijuana and then he robbed our neighbors and shot them with an illegally bought firearm. Now our beloved family dog is running the streets with a pack of homosexual dogs participating in a terrible bestiality prostitution ring. Whenever I try to talk to him, he just turns on the stereo and blasts Little Wayne horribly loud. I tried giving him a bible, but he just ate it!!!! Marajuana has ruined my puppy’s life! This drug should never be accessible to animals!
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9:08 pm
I saw a hedge shop today and they had a green room setup. I reported it and took pictures.
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