Princess Kate Middleton Tries to Snog Prince William in Front of Royal Wedding Guests!? (Photograph Evidence)
There is perversion in the House of Windsor. It shall fall by the hand of the Almighty, who frowns on all such things. Today I launched an investigation based on my gut instinct, that the camera work from the Royal Wedding was patently shoddy. It was clippy and surreal, as if there was a ten second delay to play up images in photoshop to make them look more storybook, and then maybe, to edit out the ‘royals’ natural raunchiness.
I commissioned several interns to spend a week in UK and to gain access to the royal procession. In this time, the students did well in obtaining interview and crowd reaction which will be presented over the next week. The most shocking image, however, is of Princess Kate Middleton trying to give unholy mouth sex acts to Prince William in front of wedding guests.WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA CONTAINS GRAPHIC DISPLAY OF UNTARNISHED ROYAL BEHAVIOR. THIS IS PRIME PERVERSION OF THE WORST DEGREE. DEMAND ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM AND THE DOOR IS LOCKED BEFORE FIRST PRAYING AND THEN VIEWING.
The immediate reaction is chaos and shock from the eyes of the innocent. One precious little girl is so shocked by what she’s seeing, the serpent flesh of Satan entering the snake hole of the princess mouth in uncouth ways, that she covers her ears instead of her eyes.
The power of sin is so strong here, that the girl forgot the eyes are for seeing and ears are from hearing. The other girl becomes cross-eyed in shock and in the right background, a royal butler quickly turns his back and pretends he does not see this monarchal mouthwork in the carriage.
Willie is seriously getting his willie tingled, so it can only be assumed that America’s “William” Clinton gave the prince some pointers on how to make your subservients little prostitutes without shame.  The royal family has no morals and this is more proof.
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Author: Chuck Reagan
Bringing back morality one kneecap at a time.
5:59 pm
I have been praying non stop for the horrors of this day to pass us by, Brother Reagan. How much more can America take of this parade of spook hats, gapped teeth and kneeling sodomites?
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6:08 pm
stupid and immature article
cheap kicks
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7:41 pm
Seriously I think you may be off on your anatomy. If you notice, she is not anywhere close enough for any part of him to be touching her, much less she is looking down. What? Does he have some kind of “devil Penis” that sprouts from his foot? Is he “the anti-christ” because she could fellate the Prince from over a foot away? As far as I know the longest human penis ever recorded 1)Still comes from a man’s crotch (approximetly 3-5 inches below the waist, aka, BELT)and 2) is 13.5 inches fully erect. And that is record breaking for point 2, not anywhere near average human male size. So You may want think about why you are praying and realize that you are the one with the perversion and twisted mind to see something that is not anywhere close to what you have stated. And as for the little girl, did you WATCH the wedding? She is holding her ears because the loud sound of trumpets being played is what is making her uncomfortable. Not this little perverted fairy tale you have made up. Thank you, Have a god filled life.
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8:51 pm
Why do you post stuff like this? The really sad thing is that although I am 99% sure you are joking when you post this up, 1% of me does wonder if you are that deluded, that hateful and genuinely want to manipulate those of a lesser intellectual capacity into really thinking the royal family would do such a thing. Furthermore, is kissing your husband a sin? I thought it was ok once you were married?
If that 1% of me is correct, then you could potentially be the reason why Christianity as a religion is seeing it’s numbers dwindle. If you show this article to any member of the British public, and I suspect, even any member of the American public outside your community this article, they will immediately consider you and, by association, a laughing stock and disregard not just this article, but potentially faith in Christianity. Therefore your actions actually damage the very values you profess.
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8:54 pm
oops at the gramatical error, “your community” should follow “by association”.
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8:57 am
Snogging means kissing in Britain, not blow-jobs.
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1:06 pm
Is there a problem with getting blowjobs in public? I do it all the time, once I even did it in a children’s playground
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7:23 pm
this photo has no evidence that she tries to snog him in public, and no evidence of anything else
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9:07 pm
I just stumbled on this website and can’t take anything here seriously, and this is so laughable! Snogging is kissing, you American twat, and if you had any sense of intelligence you’d notice that she’s nowhere near his penis. This has been a joke going around the internet since this image came out. Let me repeat that, a JOKE. Just because a few teenagers troll about talking about how Kate’s giving Will a blowie doesn’t mean you should believe them. Idiot.
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9:15 am
Hey idiot how about you suck one! And lock your wife. And kids up before you do it! This picis not meant to be demeaning or distasteful. You are!!
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2:05 pm
Unless the Prince’s dick is 3 feet long and attached to his shin, nothing is going on there.
If this is satire (which I hope it is), it’s hilarious.
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10:30 pm
I think the better term would be “blows” or “sucks”.
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11:57 am
this is fucking hilarious, thumbs up to what? for his comment, thats pure gold
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5:31 pm
are you serious? she is not giving him head in front of 2 small children, she’s bent over, probaly picking something up, what is wrong with you people? Why do you always assume that every pic taken at a bad angle is sexual. and even if she were blowing his dick in public who cares, everyone does it, I bet your children do it all the time to you.
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8:29 pm
Okay first of all, she is NOT a princess. Catherine is the Duchess of Cambridge. Also, she is absolutely no where near Prince Williams dick, unless it was so big that she would have to go all the way to the balcony floor to suck it. Are you so ignorant to believe that the two would actually be getting it one right in front of the millions of people who were watching, and the two little girls right next to them? And that little girl is not covering her ears because Her Royal Highness is giving William a blow job, it’s because the noise from the airplanes were very loud.
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