Royal Wedding Guest List Reveals Bleak Future for England
Prince William and future Princess Kate Middleton have released their royal wedding list, it looks like a glum good’ol boys club of socialism and communist tricksters lays in Englands future.
England is an island nation full of no good royal redcoat bootlicking King George sympathizers. Only 250 years ago, these people had America enslaved. The English were so greedy they even brought over African-Americans from Africa to force them to be slaves too and did untold horrors to our natives as well.
It was with good men like George Washington that we said no to red coat tyranny. With God as our guarantor, we wrote the Declaration of Independence. We told England to release their Satanic grip from our pure nation of Republican values, we told them that the sun will set on the British Empire and the dawn of their doom would be the good, hard-working farmers of America. We told them a new master of humanity would arise. And we did.
We freed ourselves from their terror and then we freed all the lesser countries too. We set free the African Americans and even gave the Indians land to call their own, after all the horrors they suffered under British rule.
As time grew to pass, England’s jealousy seethed. We destroyed their ‘king’ and made a new government by the people and for the people. We created One Nation of values, morality and conservatism, under a Christian tradition and a Godly heritage. We became America, the Beautiful.
Angry and jealous like a black mother on Maury Povich who just found out her baby daddy was the baby daddy of three other women, England cast themselves into a blind rage. Throwing shoes and chairs and anything else they could get, in 1812 they sneaked into our country with the Canadians and burned DC to the ground. Our True Commander in Chief, God, called a great rain to cast the fire out and again, we beat down the ‘king’ of England, a false man who masquerades as a divine power, and chased them out of our country.
To this day, England has not learned their lesson. They wonder why they are the fallen people, the forgotten Anglos. Why did America have to save them from the tyranny of the Germans and the Chinese, even though they never apologized for burning down DC and casting us all to slavery and not paying reparations?
England really showed ugly colors. They burned down churces with proper people inside. They would butcher the family of good men, proper men of this land out of rage and anger. It was as if the combined spirts of Hitler and Stalin collided, giving a homosexual birth to a very sassy offspring of no morals and political decency.
God blessed America to stand strong and fight back against the liberal land of England.
Now we see they are making a big deal about this wedding. Why do we care that the family of people who would dare strike down America and plot to overthrow the White House and our sitting president is having a wedding. They invite the Beckham’s and Elton John to their wedding, and their armies. Why would America care about this.
It is all pretty frustrating and the only thing I can guarantee is that the day will come when England will be punished for their crimes against America and humanity. It is not all royal weddings and God is just being polite now. The ‘monarch’ of England is a women and God is a gentleman, so he can’t really hit you guys too hard yet. Just a little gentle tap to let you know that you’re wrong.
But when a new “King of England” is proclaimed, beware! Tornadoes! Great floods! Freezing rains that never let up! You will be punished with famine, England, for what you have done and not bowing before a true king.
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Author: Abe
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9:18 pm
This is why our fore bearers left that Island of miscreants.
We must remember the Reformation that gave birth to the protestant and evangelical movements. It was because of the sacrilege committed by the Crown to the Holy sacrament of marriage.
I think they are making a big hullabaloo about this wedding between the son of the Sainted Diana and the non-virgin commoner to make everyone think they support marriage.
Of course it will not work this time. She’s no Diana and I refuse to order a plate with their picture.
Praise for a fantastic article, Brother Abe.
BB
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9:21 am
God bless England! Also, sort out your grammar.
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1:27 pm
This morning at service the ladies were abuzz with gossip that one in the fellowship here was invited +1. Does anyone have any details?
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10:26 pm
Well, looking at Abe, he does have a nice Wedding Hat.
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12:34 am
Abe and the misses would make a great addition to the wedding. Although I don’t think he’s been in a building or plane since 9/11
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12:50 am
Good night guys. There has been a lot soul saving today. Praise clicks for all of you!
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1:14 am
england is pathetic.
every man says “you look like you need a good f*ck” to every woman he meets.
and they are ugly. have you ever seen a tv show from that country.
RD is a lesbo because she could not handle it.
i have lived there. i speak the truth.
and that woman kate already broke up with that guy william before. she is just marrying him so she never has to work a day in her life.
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12:22 pm
I was not aware that those from Africa are African-Americans. I thought they became that only after living in America. Thanks for clarifying that.
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5:38 pm
Hmmm we sneaked into America with Canada in 1812. It was a America that invaded Canada.
France saved America in the revolutionary war not god. your a bunch of idiots with your almighty god. Wake up hes not real other wise you would not have Tornadoes destroying your country right now.
Last laugh is on England.
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4:48 pm
WTF!?!?! Are you tripping on acid?
First of all, Britain (and most of the rest of the world) abolished slavery in 1833. It took till 1865 and a major civil war before America finally decided to free the african americans.
As for the native americans, one of the causes of the American war of independence was the American colonists desire for more land at the expense of the native americans. Britain wanted to put a limit on expansion, American said no and proceeded to slaughter vast numbers of native americans after independence.
But don’t let a dose of historical reality stop your ranting!
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9:32 pm
Is that what they teach in your country? Historical Fiction?
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