Satan Possesses Baseball Pitcher: Umpires Baffled (Video)
Detroit Tigers star Right Hand Pitcher was possessed by Satan in the bottom of the fifth inning Saturday night. In the middle of the game his legs started to violently convulse and then he threw the ball at the opposing players “backside”.
The following video contains sports related content and is appropriate for Christian men only.
“I saw the video of it and I couldn’t help but laugh at myself,” Verlander said. “It might be the first time it happened in general. I thought nothing could happen at the plate. It was funny talking to the umpires. They gave me a hard time about it, too.”
Later he confided to chrisTwire correspondents “I always feel strange when we have to travel to the Bay Area”
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3:21 am
This proves that steroids are a gateway drug to Satan.
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3:27 am
So he stumbled and made a throwing error. Big deal.
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2:01 pm
RD, you failed to read the warning. Shame on you.
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2:14 pm
It’s just baseball. Besides, why shouldn’t I have watched it?
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2:16 pm
“The following video contains sports related content and is appropriate for Christian men only.”
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2:19 pm
And, again, I ask: Why shouldn’t I have watched it? Why is it “appropriate for Christian men only”?
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2:21 pm
Its sports and women are easily possessed by these demons.
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4:54 pm
you are a serious retard…. and clearly know nothing about the true god…
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12:11 pm
hahahahahahahahahhaah
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2:16 pm
Shame on you, August, for jacking off to this video.
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6:46 am
snap
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8:21 am
Why do American’s like baseball so much it looks so boring.
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11:11 pm
This man is clearly French – do not trust this man
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11:14 pm
Exactly Iceman, male team sports are the necessary fellowship of a righteous America.
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11:41 pm
“HE’S FOREIGN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!”
A rather typical xenophobic person.
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9:46 am
Eff you! Go back to watching monkeyball!
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2:25 pm
“Its sports and women are easily possessed by these demons.”
So sports are demons? And if women are so easily possessed, then why does it tend to be men who are obsessed with sports?
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2:26 pm
“Its sports and women are easily possessed by these demons.”
Um, no, especially if you mean that the “demons” are homosexuality. My sisters played sports for years in high school; I was the only one who had no interest in sports (unless you count martial arts like tae kwon do). They’re both heterosexual.
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2:28 pm
This has nothing to do with the gays. Unless you have info you are not sharing?
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2:31 pm
No, but I am genuinely curious as to what “demons” you are referring to.
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11:43 pm
Who know, Christians like him make up shit just because they hate the idea of equality.
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6:49 pm
GO TIGERS
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6:59 pm
Yes TBL. GO tigers! With God!
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