• Superman Denounces US Citizenship! Caped Closet Commie Disgraces Mom, Apple Pie and American Flag

    April 29, 2011 12:47 pm 26 comments
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  • Red pinko filth

    Superman, the red caped, closeted communist finally makes it official in Action Comics #900 HE’S A COMMIE PINKO!

    Superman replies that it was foolish to think that his actions would not reflect politically on the American government, and that he therefore plans to renounce his American citizenship at the United Nations the next day — and to continue working as a superhero from a more global than national perspective. From a “realistic” standpoint it makes sense; it would indeed be impossible for a nigh-omnipotent being ideologically aligned with America to intercede against injustice beyond American borders without creating enormous political fallout for the U.S. government.

    Superman also says that he believes he has been thinking “too small,” that the world is “too connected” for him to limit himself with a purely national identity. As an alien born on another planet, after all, he “can’t help but see the bigger picture.”

    And that is the making of a COMMUNIST!

    Parents should strongly consider banning this filth from libraries and their homes. We cannot have America’s Hero preaching this fecal coated candy to our young people. We might as well all be Canadians. This is another reason why we must stop the influx of immigrants and aliens into our country, they woo us with strength and displays of American values only to reveal their true diabolical purpose when we need them most.

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