Superman Denounces US Citizenship! Caped Closet Commie Disgraces Mom, Apple Pie and American Flag
Superman, the red caped, closeted communist finally makes it official in Action Comics #900 HE’S A COMMIE PINKO!
Superman replies that it was foolish to think that his actions would not reflect politically on the American government, and that he therefore plans to renounce his American citizenship at the United Nations the next day — and to continue working as a superhero from a more global than national perspective. From a “realistic” standpoint it makes sense; it would indeed be impossible for a nigh-omnipotent being ideologically aligned with America to intercede against injustice beyond American borders without creating enormous political fallout for the U.S. government.
Superman also says that he believes he has been thinking “too small,” that the world is “too connected” for him to limit himself with a purely national identity. As an alien born on another planet, after all, he “can’t help but see the bigger picture.”
And that is the making of a COMMUNIST!
Parents should strongly consider banning this filth from libraries and their homes. We cannot have America’s Hero preaching this fecal coated candy to our young people. We might as well all be Canadians. This is another reason why we must stop the influx of immigrants and aliens into our country, they woo us with strength and displays of American values only to reveal their true diabolical purpose when we need them most.
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Author: Blanche Beecham
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1:25 pm
First thought upon reading was sure; he’s abandoning the sinking Obama Ship.
But after more careful thought, America is the land of Lincoln. The land of manifest destiny! We elected Regan and Nixon twice, 12 fantastic Bush family years and more to come.
You don’t abandon a country at its blackest hour, you carry it on your back!
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1:30 pm
All this “greater good” and “bigger picture” talk is dangerous. If he were a real hero he would sandbag against the tide of loose morals, satanic monkey evolution theories, homosexual marriage and democratic overthrow of our proud country.
You can never trust an alien.
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1:36 pm
Where’s his green card!
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1:53 pm
The Daily Planet, that liberal rag, hires illegals – obviously!
Where’s the birth certificate?
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8:33 am
You do realize that 1.) He’s LITERALLY an alien (as in from another planet) and 2.) He’s not real.
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1:39 pm
Those are YOUR beliefs and ideals, and not everyone has to conform to them. You are the exact opposite of what this country was founded on; the idea that people can have different ideas and beliefs and not be lorded over, that the government is there to help us and allow the different ideas to conflict there until the people agree on an alternative that suits everyone’s needs, or at least the closest thing to it.
YOU however, believe that only one view should be right, that only the rich should rule, that information and knowledge should be a privilege given to the higher class, that everyone should conform to one religion, and that all other ideas and beliefs are pure evil. You have no right to force your beliefs onto others, nor should you. You don’t get why people do the things they do, and when you disagree with someone, rather than talking it out and trying to see things from their view, you label them a communist devil liberal and ignore all common sense and reason.
You even hate how the government is run, thinking that the people shouldn’t control the government, that it should be the other way around. Except you think you’ll be at the helm, controlling the masses, putting into place laws that completely remove the rights that God gave to his people, and you will refuse to follow your own rules, thinking that you’re somehow special enough that your own rules don’t apply to you.
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7:21 am
Superman likely made this decision based on the Bush years. All the Bushes ever did was force an unnecessary war, took a surplus turned it to a deficit, and ruin the name of the United States in the world. daddy Bush was an intellectual midget, and the apple obviously did not fall from the tree.
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1:31 pm
Yeah, because America’s the only country worth a damn, right?
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5:40 am
Thats not the point. Let me put it another way. How would Brits feel if Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter… renounced their citizenship? The Superman character landed in the US, was raised here and has always been an American hero.
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4:45 pm
You do now what communism IS do you?
Besiddes that I wonder why you didn’t damn Superman already for wearing a supertight dress that CLEARLY makes him a…how do you call it?…homogay…whatever that is.
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4:50 pm
“Besiddes” what is that? Pinko Code?
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8:27 am
It’s called a spelling mistake.
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4:55 pm
Yeah I already guessed a woman wouldn’t understand a simple typo, go do some laundry or something.
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5:25 pm
You are just ignorant. Everyone knows Tuesday/ Thursday/ Saturday is the laundry schedule.
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5:56 pm
Not ignorant, just unfamiliar, since i have yet to find a woman that is stupid…i mean faithful enough to live the role you….i mean our Lord, demands.
Though i’m looking foward to it.
Anyway, none of my questions have been answered.
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6:05 pm
Dick, this is not a dating site. I am a married widow. There are many, many ladies on numerous sites and in fellowships willing and eager to polish the knob of your self importance.
Seek and ye shall find.
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7:24 pm
You most certainly misjudged my comment Mrs. Beecham. Although i am flattered, you are far to rebellious for a woman imo.
Still none of my questions were answered.
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6:55 pm
First they killed Captain America. Now this business with Superman.
This just proves writers of comics these days are inferior and have to use shock value in order to get readers.
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7:43 am
Superman REnounced his American citizenship so he could help people without there being political connotations to his actions. Clark Kent – the real personality behind the Superman mask is still a proud, Kansas-born American. So get over yourself.
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8:29 am
What’s wrong with being Canadian? At least they have free health care, something we will never have because the Republicans in charge are the lap dogs of the Insurance companies.
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11:02 am
Superman must be killed. At Fort Knox, there is the largest stockpile in the world of kryptonite, stored in a room with 10ft thick lead walls.
The chance that Superman becomes a communist or marxist is too great. He should be destroyed.
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6:32 pm
Lincoln freed Obama’s family from slavery just like all other blacks.
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6:45 pm
What does that have to do with anything? You still hate black people.
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7:51 am
This is a great humor site, thanks. Wonder how many Christians realize they’ve been pwnd? I particularly like the banner ad you’re running for Brides Maids by the producers of Knocked Up” Immaculate birth joke? And the way the restricted access logon collects info on you is clever- must have a great database because it knows if your name doesn’t match your zip code. Is this really a communist front site?
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2:10 am
Superman is an illegal! Great site by the way! Legal eagle argument link below. I really have too much time on my hands.
http://foxhugh.wordpress.com/2011/05/05/can-superman-renounce-his-us-citizenship/
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5:49 am
You all disturb me to great lengths.
Arguing over whether a fictional character is a U.S. citizen or not. The Great Spaghetti Monster in the Sky will be so displeased.
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