• The Gay Caveman Agenda

    April 7, 2011 9:11 am 42 comments
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    The Daily Mail has set the interwebs aflame with news of a “Gay” Stone Age man buried facing east with some clay pots in the Czech Republic. Quotes from the Daily Mail try and rationalize this historic discovery and bend the reader’s thinking.

    [M]en were traditionally buried lying on their right side with the head pointing towards the west; women on their left side with the head facing east.

    In this case, the man was on his left side with his head facing west. Another clue is that men tended to be interred with weapons, hammers and flint knives as well as several portions of food and drink to accompany them to the other side.

    Women would be buried with necklaces made from teeth, pets, and copper earrings, as well as domestic jugs and an egg-shaped pot placed near the feet.
    The ‘gay caveman’ was buried with household jugs, and no weapons.

    What nonsense! These same paleontologists will decry questions about dinosaurs existing alongside man because they are not buried together, yet point to interment folkways to promote the gay agenda! What a misuse of science!

    Sure the liberal homosexual fondling “Gawker” web site will promote this. One of their “journalists” reports that “Not only does it suggest that LGBT individuals were living open and accepted lives as far back as the Stone Age, but it also means that we have finally unlocked the elusive key to carbon-dating Cher.” I suggest that there are other more reasonable options.

    He Cheated on His Wife and was buried in the “cheater’s pose”. This makes sense. Perhaps he met with a horrible accident when wifey caught his bare buttocks with that hairy Myrna Minkoff near the tar pit.

    He was a pederast and was buried in shame. This also has the scent of truth. No one likes a pederast. He was buried with the urns of poisons that were used to put him down.

    He was up late partying and fell asleep in an open grave. Any one attending a four year college knows this is not only possible, but highly probable.

    He was a pottery artisan. After a run in with a saber toothed tiger, is body was not found for several days, so he was buried in the position he was found and they put some of his pottery with him.

    Oh I could go on and on; the possibilities are endless to explain and speculate on the whys and wherefores of how this man died and was buried. The liberal media and the highly anxious LBGT community just want to claim the body and hoist it upon the shoulders of well muscled pretty boys. These Homo-Gays will concoct any excuse for a Gay Pride parade. I wouldn’t be surprised if San Francisco isn’t planning a weekend event right now with Lady Gag and Ricky Martin.

    Homosexuals did not exist until ancient Rome when the government decided to fight the Christians with the gay. I wish more people would learn history instead of making up tall tales of cavemen.

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