Twilight Breaking Dawn Sex Scene Photos Leaked PARENTAL WARNING – Christian Movie Review
Movie Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn
Moral Movie Rating: S (Sinister) for
sex scenes and vampire baby blood orgies
I warned you all. At the end of this review, I will show you every time I warned every single parent out there. Twilight is a severely dangerous movie series that will lead to your child practicing Wiccan vampirism and listening to emo band Xasthur. I warned you all that if you let your child partake in Twilight, they will turn into little blood seeking, coumadin seeking whores.
For years now, Twilight’s people have defied my words. They have tried to say these movies don’t have nastiness in them. They tried to say that just because I never went to these movies, I cannot review them. Well I can and it is sick because today, we have a movie review for the newly released Twilight film “Twilight: Breaking Dawn”. It is all about raunchy vampire sexual scenes and bloody vampire childbirth.
Parents, there is nothing moral about this series. Some Hollywood producers have ran a lie campaign, telling parents that it is safe to let your child go to the theater and watch this program. They lie like a rug and I have the proof! This movie is all about naked orgies. Here it is, Edward Cullen and the Bella girl having the nasties in a bed room and your child has read this beasty erotica and now are going with their neck biting, orifice fornicating friends to get all jollied up and take it out in each other!
TWILIGHT IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO OATH BLOOD EVIL CONTENT
What is going on here, liberalos? Why is Edward Cullen on film camera, giving Bella the business? This is like watching a XXX porn monkey show in Mexico, but worse! Here we have Satanic spells cast over movie scripts and a movie blessed by the demon seed of of Vlad Satan himself.
Look at the bent knees of Bella! Look at how they bend in ecstatic release, as Edward Cullen stucks his sparkle worm into a bared vagine hooha for all movie lookers to see and hear! If they had invented smellovision you’d smell prostitute whore dripping of Las Vegas bathrooms at 4:39 am!
Then, Cullen vampire is in the arm resting on bed pose. This is the most classic pornography pose there is and they want your, 8 year old son and daughter to go watch this film without supervision. Now some liberals out there might say, it is only one shot. How do we know there is nothing more and maybe this was a fluke.
Maybe the boy vampire was floating around outside, sparkling like homosexual unicorn happiness in the direct sunlight. Then, Bella went skipping along and singing Lilith Faire lesbian with wolf hair stuck in her teeth from chomping on lesbian wolf carpet behind Edward’s back in the prior movie songs, and then she didn’t see the semi truck driving along at 90 miles per hour. In an act of impossible saving, Edward Cullen sparkle toes over to her in his tight clothes and moves so fast, all his clothes magically fall off and they keep tumbling, clothes catching on objects and ripping off, until they finally land in the UPS delivery parcel position. I say not!
It is choreographed video nastiness porngraphs and it is meant to fill into your child’s eye. The movie’s Jewish producer JRK Rowling makes nasty videos and movies by habit! He is an evil, evil man who is causing countless children to worship wizards, and witches, and hobit rings and now vampires!
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Caught! They are caught in the act. On the left hand of the female, you can see that she is actually a married woman. She is cheating on her husband by laying her bared marriage hand on a anoxeric boy actor who beleives he is a blood-drinking power vampire who sparkles in the daylight and hidden homosexuality emerges. You can see she is massuesing his napple protrusions, with a fully cuffed hand and is playing the dominant seventh top position here. She is strapping on her lesbian defilator and his going to stir up some chocolate pudding and the vampire will like it because he is really a homosexual Eves dropper.
Parents, you must use logic and reason when raising a child. If your child has seen this movie, douse their eyes in more-tears shampoo! Find the kind with mint in it because it burns and makes them holler real good! When they are crying and asking why they are having their eyes burn cleaned, tell them and you says,
“This is what waits for little Satan whore vampire worshippers”.
You tell them as that shampoo burns because of the lye if you were to dump every chemical into Earth into their eye, it will still not burn worse than even one second in hell. Ask them,
“Do you want to burn in Hell with sparkly gay bumrush vampires and lie with girls who whore gap their legs even though they married!”
By this point your little sinsprout will beg for forgiveness and mercy, but you just let them keep suffering and no rinsing. Let them, think about it and let the burn sit in good until they really whimper from the discomfort. That is the punishment they must remember and associate with this movie, or they will get rabid herpies and bat fecal rabies if they do the blood rituals that were in this movie.
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For the film, it starts off like every other Twilight movie. In act one, the Team Edward is facing off with Team Jacob. It is a deadlock, mythical blood wolfs howing at the moon as the Twilight boys fancy foot around. It ist just like the Sharks versus the Jets, but gayer.
Then, the Jacob Wolf takes lead and tries to ate Cullen.
He pins him down and the others keep growling, then there is shock because the Cullen vamprie has a homosexual moment. Homosexual tension mounts the audience with surprising vigor.
He tries to penetrate Jacob with his ‘fangs’ and then converts the wolf into a vampire, much like gays try to do normal people.
Scared at what happened to their friend, the wolfs run away and that ends act one.
Act Two: Skin Flesh and Vampire Babies
The second act, is a giant seduction. Cullen now has Wolf’s Blood in him and is growing brawnier, so Bella is attracted to him again.
She comments on his ‘rippling arms, like the Mexican Jacob wolf throwing hay and selling lettuce on a sweaty desert afternoon’.
Cullen uses this compliment as a means to strip of her clothing and stick his vampire spout into her sin receptacle. Out pops a vampire baby a few days later. There is a lot of blood. This is the end of act two.
Act Three: Violence and Vampire Vagine
In act three, Bella is now a ‘new character’ named Renesmee. It is her vampire name and if you look at ancient Romanian, where the name originates, it means ‘reborn whore of Satan’s love’. It is appropriate, because Satan likes it when people bite each other in the necks and then have giant baby making orgies.
Bella goes around biting random school children and makes the teens at the movie theater fantasize by getting bit in the neck, then waking up with Renesmee spreading her moisterized Sally Jessy all over them. I’m being blunt here so you parents can understand the sickness of this film.
Then, out pops the baby. It is just like our esteemed colleague Pat Heinkel described it during our expose of the first movie. It is a vampire womb and it eats its way out, and then they all cry and have a lion king moment, holding the New Baby up to the sunlight and then Elton John’s finger whispers are heard gently in the background, a homosexual vampire circle jerk of life is complete.
The vampire baby sparkes in the Sun, and the family then shares some placenta blood nectar with each other and laugh like it is a normal ice cream Sunday after church moment.
Then there are sparkles and the movie ends, but in the distance, you can see a pink eyed wolf lapping its lips, staring at the baby. Tension set for the next sequel.
In all, I rate this move S for Sinister. It is full of raunchiness and blood violence. Bella exposes her milksacks at least 9 times and I counted three “f*cks” in this movie, which means it is not PG-13 like the producers are claiming. They are telling parents if your child is 13, this movie is fine to see when you have Cullen, a grown man, exposing his needle prod 6 times total and two with the eye tip exposed directly to the camera like a shot gun barrel.
Bared bottoms were seen twice and when Jacob and Edward fought, Edward Cullen did a hip gyration to the wolf’s exposed backside meanting there is a new level of homosexuality, the animal kind involved. There is also the adultery and magic Satan worship. The special effects were decent and get a 6.8/10 in that department.
Movie Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn
Moral Movie Rating: S (Sinister) for
sex scenes and vampire baby blood orgies
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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2:56 pm
Jesus must be feeling disgusted about you! How can you be awful? With this article you only show your ignorance and you ‘Christian’ arrogance! Wanna keep kids away from things as Twilight? Send them to a Muslim nation. Because, they way you think, you are no better than a radical Muslim that throws airplanes against buildings.
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2:41 pm
FYI, she is not a teenager she is a adult, and the jerk who wrote this is totally wrong, i love twilight but i dont beleive in vampires, i dont listen to “goth” music i listen to country or southern gospel,i also go to church every sunday and i am a saved by the good lord. and another FYI she is MARRIED to the guy you see her having sex with, MARRIED, this is the most misleading article i have ever read
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6:40 am
I have a big bottle of shampoo for your eyes, dear.
I will pray for you.
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Pray for yourself!!
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5:22 am
Just a note…what was described in the article about soaping a childs eyes in order to ‘clean them’ is CHILD ABUSE. Think about it.
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5:28 am
No it is not. When a child, we could not afford the no more tears shampoo and my mother got soap on my eyes. How is that abuse? You are one of those liberal liplackers who think that if a man gives his wife or children a little love tap on the cheek if she talk too much or they act up in candy aisle much it is wrong aren’t you?
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8:38 pm
lol i love how this is tagged as j.k. rowling. Where ever do you guys get your information? I should use that site for homework. lol
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9:41 pm
Quite frankly, sir, I feel that children are at more risk reading things on the internet like “Edward Cullen stuck his sparkle worm into a bared vagine hooha” or “Bella went skipping along and singing Lilith Faire lesbian with wolf hair stuck in her teeth from chomping on lesbian wolf carpet behind Edward’s back” than seeing pg 13 scenes on the silver screen. I honestly cannot tell if you are being serious here; the absurdity of the articles leaves me conflicted on whether or not to find this humorous, or sad.If by chance you were being serious,well…if I may be so bold as to direct you to a certain passage from the bible; Someone who claims to have such a supposed strong knowledge of what is right and wrong, you may or may not be familiar with this passage: Rom:2:1: “Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same thing”. In other words, practice what you ‘preach’, or, well, as one terribly bias man once said- “If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country”. I’m liberal, I believe in God, and hey- I read the books. Nice read. You should give it a try sometime. Have a wonderful day!
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1:08 am
@Lit. Prof THANK YOU!!! This article made me sick! The way it was written: The EXTREMELY OVERLY DETAILED description of what was going on in this particular section of this movie was way worse than actually seeing it! I’m sorry, but who- as a Christian- which I am!- would write such graphic and dirty-minded things such as “If they had invented smellovision you’d smell prostitute whore dripping of Las Vegas bathrooms at 4:39 am!” ??
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1:30 pm
Pray for your own homosexual lust!
Mutt Smutt
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3:07 am
Deuteronomy forbids the marrying of dead things. Vampires are dead bodies, you can’t marry them, it is like marrying a steak and having sex with it. It is an abomination. She should be burned like Joan of Ark.
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4:54 am
Vamp’s are real lady.
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5:24 am
Read Twilight…for one thing the whole vamp myth is completely changed in it. Seriously…it’s a much nicer life if you aren’t such a judemental, ignorant person.
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6:18 am
Christian moral forbids Priest child-fucking priests. Sad truth is, a lot of them do.
Really dude, at least try to learn to keep apart fact and fiction.
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- Priest (in the first sentence)
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8:10 pm
omg it’s ficiton it’s not real god don’t you people know that vampires and werewolves have been around for years? why is everyone picking on twilight?
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10:01 pm
Who is Joan of ARK? Are you referring to Joan of Arc? The same Joan who was later canonized as a saint, declared a messenger of God & savior of France? The fact checking that occurs on this site is amazing.
Furthermore, did you really just suggest that a fictional character should be burned alive at the stake? Your break with reality has taken a very medieval turn.
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11:18 pm
Lol I love your comments, I completely agree with every single one of them.
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12:07 am
I’d marry that steak, that homosexual edward cullen and pedo jacob black are some sexy steaks.
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11:03 am
Are you fucking serious?! Your fucking kidding right? Holy fuck i hope so.
You are just, god damnit, your so fucking stupid! It’s fucking fake!
You should be burned for your fucking stupidity you dumb fucking cunt!
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1:20 pm
with all respect.. it´s just a movie! i like twilight but i dont think in getting married in real life with a vampire.. it just fantasy.. entertaining.. that does not make us bad people.. God judge us for our actions with other people.. not for this
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6:06 pm
I dont believe in the bible so this must mean that I can marry a vampire!Woo hoo!
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12:01 am
bahahahahahahahahaha
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2:45 pm
Lurlene – it is a MOVIE. It is FAKE. It is NOT REAL.
If you adult Christian folks think for one minute that the majority of our youth actually believe in vampires and werewolves, YOU – you my friends, are more delusional than the man who wrote this article.
I am a Christian. I am a believer in God. I am also a student and I never stop learning.
This is shameful. This blogger sounds insane. Sparkle worm? SPARKLE WORM?
Notwithstanding the fact he’s a vampire – THEY ARE MARRIED in the movie.
Use intelligence and common sense to get your point across, not lying.
Bella does NOT go around biting school children. How can Edward have sparkling “like homosexual unicorn happiness” if he’s married to a female?
Furthermore – pouring “more-tears” shampoo into your childrens eyes is indeed abuse. Likening the intentional dousing of shampoo into a child’s eye to the UNintentional dripping of the same thing is ridiculous.
If I drop a cup of coffee by accident on you at McDonalds and it burns you, that is NOT the same as me pouring it over your head.
I will pray for you to see some sort of therapist, get on a good dose of anti-psychotics (if you aren’t already) and hope and pray to the GOOD Lord that you have no influence over the mind of ANY child.
I’m ashamed to be Christian because of you.
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4:23 am
Listen, Twilight is a MOVIE, You act as though it’s real. She cannot be burned, because she is playing a role. So you should know that it is all ACTING. I love the Twilight Saga, And i understand your viewing of it, but it is still a movie. She did not really marry him. She did not really have sex with him. Aside from the fact that vampires are real, Alot of people are married to dead bodies. If your spouse dies, your still married to them. You are then married to a dead body.
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1:11 am
Do you not know what actually happened with Joan of Ark??
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9:36 pm
Quite frankly, sir, I feel that children are at more risk reading things on the internet like “Edward Cullen stuck his sparkle worm into a bared vagine hooha” or “Bella went skipping along and singing Lilith Faire lesbian with wolf hair stuck in her teeth from chomping on lesbian wolf carpet behind Edward’s back” than seeing pg 13 scenes on the silver screen. I honestly cannot tell if you are being serious here; the absurdity of the articles leaves me conflicted on whether or not to find this humorous, or sad.If by chance you were being serious,well…if I may be so bold as to direct you to a certain passage from the bible; Someone who claims to have such a supposed strong knowledge of what is right and wrong, you may or may not be familiar with this passage: Rom:2:1: “Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same thing”. In other words, practice what you ‘preach’, or, well, as one terribly bias man once said- “If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country”. I’m liberal, I believe in God, and hey- I read the books. Nice read. You should give it a try sometime. Have a wonderful day!
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2:49 pm
^^^^^^ This.
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8:43 am
Thou shalt not lie- The movie hasn’t even come out yet and you are counting the amount of times you ‘watched’ nudity being exposed. I however will not be as obsessive as you and count the amount of racist remarks, degrading and stereotypical gender profiling and condemning sexual orientation remarks YOU made in this article. Let’s hope that children don’t stumble across your article anytime soon- children are impressionable, you know. I figure you do since you claim to know all about raiding children. Do you have any of your own? I truly and wholeheartedly hope not.
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12:24 am
Twilight isn’t Satanic or evil; I’m 15 and believe in God. I love the series and I’m Team Edward; I love vampires and werewolves! I think you are the arrogant person here; you have no right comparing a tragedy to a romantic teen novel. I am deeply offended on what you said; you also shouldn’t cram your beliefs down other people’s throats.
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11:31 pm
To the insestous hillbilly, otherwise known as Abe,
I’d really like to know where you got your resarch about The newest Twilignt movie Breaking Dawn. First of all, it hasn’ even come out yet! Secondly, J K Rowling is a WOMAN who wrote the Harry Potter Series! Not Twilight! That’s Stephanie Meyer! Parents, who truely love their children will first read the books and accompany their children to the movie. YOU sir are a sick pervert! I was more grossed out reading your article that reading or watching any of the Twilight series. You are an idiot! Did you bother to read or watch any of these movies?! Please, sir getyour facts straight before you bash a well loved book. Bella is NOT a whore! She was married to Edward when they had sex. If you read the book, you would understand more about their child, Renesme, who is not Bella re-incarnated. DUMBASS! Your article just proves to everyone just how ignorant and stubborn you are. If you truely wanted to ‘save the children’ from seeing this film, I don’ think that pouring shampoo into their eyes will help. I think you should be arrested for child abuse! I pray, you don’t have children of your own sir!
Also when the Apocolapse does happen, I won’t be here. I’m pretty sure that your hatred for… everyone speaks for itself. I’ll send you a postcard from heaven.
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6:10 pm
VAMPIRE SEX TURNS ME ON!!! i need to get my vibrator out just reading about edwards sparkle worm entering bella’s bared vagina and bella muching on lesbian wolf carpet is enough to send me over the edge HAHAHAHAHHA…. GO TWILIGHT LOVERS
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4:18 pm
The author of this article here has written the best porn ive ever read! His descriptions were so graphically visual they are burned into my brain…….if you are trying to turn us readers on by your words good job! You s3xy beast you
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8:09 am
You are right.
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5:41 pm
first off im a wiccan and i recent the accusation that its a satanic cult.as for the twilight saga it is no more than a love story like romeo and Juliet.also it may have escaped your attention but i believe that the author is christian.as for you i just have one thing to say let he who is without sin cast the first stone.blessed be
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1:18 am
@manny: Well said! And I used to be very interested in Wicca, and I still today stand up for it not being a satanic cult! I am a Christian, but these kinds of things are understandably the reason so many people are turned away from Christianity! So many branches of Christianity are far too judgmental, and they forget the true teachings and meanings of this faith!
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3:13 pm
Cintia, why don’t you stick to affairs in your own nation. Twilight needs to be put down. It is a show about vampires and that itself should make it off limits to children.
And last I checked, the Libyans were begging for us to come save them. How about you go over there and run your mouth, see how far you get? Stop defending this filthy movie and teen pregnancy.
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7:20 pm
When did he mention Libya? And the Internet isn’t controlled by America. It became widespread here, but it isn’t controlled by us. And none of those pictures looked very bad.
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10:41 pm
how can you make a judgement on something you havent seen and the supporting teen pregancy thing is just stupid. yes shes 18 but shes an adult and shes a married lady. what excatly is the problem?
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11:35 pm
Moral Movie rating for sinister you have got to be kidding! People run from religion because of judgmental men such as you. Right off the bat you discredit yourself not only are you giving an incredibly offensive review your writing about something that you haven’t watched, first rule in writing write what you KNOW not what you decide from movie stills. Do you know what an orgy is? The dictionary is a wonderful thing you should invest an orgy is sex with multiple people at once it’s not two people in love having sex on their honeymoon and for the first time. It’s very clear you haven’t read the books because “beastly erotica” that’s laughable it’s barely detailed its more left to the imagination. Edward Cullen doesn’t bite Bella ever (except in the first movie to save her from becoming a vampire) in this vampire MYTH the vampires are venomous and a single bite will turn you it’s not for pleasure.
“What is going on here, liberals? Why is Edward Cullen on film camera, giving Bella the business? This is like watching a XXX porn monkey show in Mexico, but worse! Here we have Satanic spells cast over movie scripts and a movie blessed by the demon seed of Vlad Satan himself. “Your embarrassing yourself again, and clearly you’ve never seen porn because that little picture is not pornographic your laughable. Are you married? Do you consider sex with your wife as a dirty thing? Is your wife a whore when she has sex with you dripping wet? I thought the bible didn’t want you to have premarital sex which does not happen in this series. Again very clear you haven’t read the books or seen the movie that you claim you saw Edward Cullen’s arms stretched on the bed frame is him trying to keep him vampire strength under control so that he won’t hurt his new bride.
Why did your review all of a sudden jump from hetero vampire sex to sparkly homosexual happiness what are you talking about?
Are you on the down low why are you saying there is all this homosexual undertones? How is she cheating on her husband when she’s sleeping with him? Do you realize your promoting child abuse in your review? How dare you say burn your child’s eyes for watching a love story because that’s all Twilight really is, yes it has vampires and werewolves in it but most people in the world are not walking out of the movie saying I want to be a vampire it’s a movie it’s your imagination.
Blood rituals? WTF are you talking about there is very little blood in the movie because the vampires are “vegetarians” only drinking animal blood and unless you’re vegetarian you eat animals daily.
There is no way in the movie Jacob tires to eat a Cullen, that’s not how the book goes and the story line isn’t set up that way at all. Edward never kills Jacob you’re obviously making things up. And you’re a simple close minded person for saying that gays try and convert normal people as you call it. You’re talking out of your butt and it’s not pleasant or funny.
Renesmee is not Bella as a born again vampire or whatever your trying to say it’s her daughter. Bella never bites a human being in fact the scent of a human sends her running in the opposite direction so that she won’t even consider hurting them. And the new thing about children wanting o be bit that you keep saying is and S&M thing because in the twilight movie there isn’t all this biting that you swear is going on.
You gave a horrible review about something you have no idea about and it was written poorly lets invest in spell check and proof reading and research before you talk outta your ass again.
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9:47 am
i dont think i could have said it better myself!!! se needs to watch the movie or read the books before running his mouth.. my kids husband and myself love these movies and I have read all the books..as a mom I would not let my babies watch this if i thought it was anything like that man reported
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10:59 am
Amen!
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9:18 pm
THANK YOU! SOMEBODY GETS IT! I SUPPORT THIS!
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7:55 pm
too much talk not enough shut up and pray
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8:04 pm
“Too much talk not enough shut up and pray”
That made no sense….
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8:58 am
That is exactly what
I was thinking
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3:03 am
It is also horribly racist writing the indian as a bestiality pedophile, they are not that bad. Only to make the glittering homosexual Edward, with a name like a English Lord (and we know what makes them come!) look better our natives are painted with the brush by a Mormon housewife.
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3:06 am
You do realize that Bella is older than Jacob and that neither Edward nor Jacob are gay?
And, what gives you the right to judge? The Bible says: “Judge not, lest ye be judged.” Matthew 7:1
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3:13 am
No matter how young he is, he is a strapping young lad in the prime age of rutting when he falls ‘in love’ with the baby that the sparkling English Lordling just ate out of Bella’s stomach with his teeth.
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3:16 am
And, if you actually read the books, you would realize he has nothing but pure thoughts about her. He only wants her to be happy.
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3:21 am
That’s what those Catholic priests say about their choir boys. We know what you people mean by ‘happy’!
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11:27 pm
You’re an idiot. Before you judge this book you should have read it, this article is so misleading I can’t even believe it. I’m pretty sure the author of the book is not making it a racial thing for Jacob to be a wolf, and how is he a pedophile? You obviously know nothing about this book, so I suggest you and Abe shut your mouths because you’re both making yourselves look stupid.
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12:08 am
yea its racist, cause you totally just made it racist. Your clearly a totally racist
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2:56 pm
“…they are not that bad”
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I have one thing to say to you in several different ways.
1. you left your brain in the outhouse.
2. Tell your father/husband to stop making children.
3. You should have stayed in school. 6th grade was fun.
4. I think you are ABE posing as another poster.
5. Natural Selection. The end.
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3:45 am
Amen! Hahaha! Couldnt have said it better myself.
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10:01 am
Did you know that if you turn your phone upside down you will see the word gullible in big block letters? You people are such idiots–can’t you recognize SATIRE when you see it! There are clues all in the damn article. You dummies reacted the way any uninformed, uneducated person would have reacted
Ever go to http://www.theonion.com? You may want to go there first if you still aren’t sure about satire and journalism-it is possible to tie the two together, and I’m pretty sure even God has a sense of humor with all of the craziness in today’s entertainment industry;) Relax and learn to take a joke!
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4:39 pm
U need to shut up an talk bout other movies that promote the shit that u’re saying. there is nothing wrong with the movie and you cnt keep chrildren away from seeing thingz they will alwayz find a way the internet promotes sex, so get a life an any1 who talks negative bot the movie really has nothing to do with there life, u’ll most be jealous they have what u dnt, and by the way dnt bring god into it cause alot of u so called christian ppl only fool narrow mined ppl. dipshit
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5:23 am
Honey. In the books/movie they wait until marriage to have sex. They never fuck before tying the knot. I would have thought you’d be happy about that. THAT is why she’s wearing the ring you absolute imbecile. Fanatic-republican-close-minded fuck. Ugh you make me sick.
Next thing you’re going to be telling us is black people are satan incarnated because black is the color of the devil and God hates homosexuals even though he created the prostate which just so happens to create incredible, mind blowing, exhilarating, amazing, out of this world pleasure. It’s like God said “Here gay men. Prostate. A gift from me to you. Enjoy!”
If you’d stop judging other people and just enjoy your own life, with your own believes and whatever the way you want to enjoy it but just forget about the rest. Why the fuck do you care about anyone else but you and your family? Who the FUCK are you to judge anyone? Anyone? Does it really make you happy to always be criticizing and judging other people who are just trying to live their own lives the best way they can, trying to live their lives how they want to live them? It’s their life, damn it, they can do what they want with it. Agh. I can’t even.. whatever.
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3:09 am
Word, brother Adam, praise be! Twilight needs to be put down like the rabid dog that
it is! Neither animals, nor vampires, nor werewolves, nor Twilight fans will be saved when the rapture comes! Praise be!
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1:43 pm
Wow Lady you seriously need some help… this is a book and not even a dirty book there is NO sexual activity until they are married, these vampires don’t even hunt people to live and there is nothing wrong with this book. Perhaps you should keep your lame ideas down until you have actually read the book or seen the movie to make and informed opinion because until then your just shooting your mouth off about things you know nothing about.
Oh and when rapture happens no worries about us it will be people like you, the judgmental no nothings that will be left behind.
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11:19 pm
AMEN!
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1:20 am
So people are going to hell because they read and enjoyed a book really? You do realize how ridiculous you sound right?
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3:30 pm
look lady you need a SERIOUS reality check!!! Twilight is a fucking book…its not real!!! I happen to love the books and movies and if me enjoying them is gonna send me to hell then thats fine!! I don’t mind going to hell as long as i can take my books with me. The books aren’t even dirty, no where in any of the 4 books is there sex except after their married!! I thought thats what you jesus freaks were all for?? Abe and Lurlene are fucking losers that need to do research before they write comments these crazy fucking comments. And for the record, i would rather have my kids read the Twilight Saga books before i would EVER let them read anything you fuckers write!!
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5:38 pm
Yeah, good luck trying to exterminate this wonderful series. It’s spread all through the countries of the world. So you’re just being needlessly hateful towards something that you can’t change and that there’s no problem with. The characters are adult they were married and he saved his wifes life the only way he could. So, tell me how is that evil. Would you not want the person you love to keep you by him at all costs because the thought of losing you drives him insane? There’s nothing evil in this book series. They fallow great morals, especially Edward He is the one who said he wants to marry her before he slept with her, he didn’t want her to live in sin. So when the rapture comes as you are so sure it will, no one who is a part of the series will be having to worry about anything. So have fun with your needless hate and judgement. You really think Twilight is bad, have you not heard of True Blood or Vampire Diaries those are much more explicit shows. Do you know how stupid your comments mae you look? If you did I think you’d be hiding under a rock in shame..
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5:28 am
What? Seriously? Ok, for one…sorry, I can’t stop laughing.
If it were a horror book, full of gore and death, then I would agree that children shouldn’t see it. But it isn’t. at all.
It’s a book for teenagers, a fun escape. Just because it has vampires and werewolves in it doesn’t mean that it’s evil. My God, people…seriously? I can’t get over this. it’s just so ridiculous and pointless.
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5:49 am
Teenagers are in it. Vampires are in it. Death takes place. Blood makes an appearance. A five-year-old child made a blood womb placenta after reading one of the books. How sad is that?
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10:48 am
How does a 5 year old kid even read a book such as Breaking Dawn? jw. And this is all a joke right? Because it’s totally ridiculous and apparently you haven’t read your own bible. Chill out dude. Our one most important commandment is to love one another. How about doing that for a change instead of condemning fictional books? You have way too much time on your hands.
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8:17 pm
Bella is not a teenager. Well yeah but she’s married and she didn’t start having sex until she was married and she has a baby WHEN SHE IS MARRIED. IT’S NOT LIKE SHE’S HAVING SEX WITH EVERYMAN SHE COMES ACROSS. SHE ONLY HAS EYES FOR HER HUSBAND. AND HE WAS A VIRIGN ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT TOO SO SHUT UP
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2:57 am
she was married dumb fuck learn to red. if u want to know more i posted a big one down below. have a fucking wonerful life. bitch.
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6:34 am
Ha ha
You guys are all religious freaks. Who cares anyway – you will all die and go nowhere so stop trying so hard
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7:30 pm
I masterbated to these pics. I fished it showed him fisting her poo hole! Now thats some shit you need to post!
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8:00 pm
I let out an audible gasp when I read, “By this point your little sinsprout will beg for forgiveness and mercy, but you just let them keep suffering and no rinsing.”
Abe, you are a national treasure.
Praise be,
BB
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9:24 pm
I have to disagree with you. Im sorry but i do. This is not a national treasure, this is the epitome of ludicracy. This is the bulls*** that keeps people from coming to Christ. This is a completely judgmental article. I personally believe that we have no right to judge. When esus comes back and the final days are coming to their end, he’s the one who judges. The twilight series is a work of FICTION. F-I-C-T-I-O-N. just like Harry Potter (See below)
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9:25 pm
*Jesus* My bad.
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2:58 am
Harry Potter too is a satanic harbinger. Read more: http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter2.htm
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3:04 am
Tell me something Ms. Lurlene,
Have you ever watched The Little Mermaid? Snow White and the Seven Drawfs? Or maybe even The Wizard of Oz?
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3:37 am
Absolutely not, what do you take me for? Disney panders to the gay agenda like no one’s business.
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2:12 pm
@Lurlene. May I point out several mistakes you have just made in writing that petty little paragraph:
1) There is nothing wrong with being gay, you lot need to get over that. Is it so wrong to love someone? Even if they have the same sex organs as you? It’s people like you who make gays seem like villians. They’re truly not, sometimes, gays are the nicest people. And I hope one day you’ll be assulted with the image of two men holding hands with not a care in the world. It’s called LOVE. Something you obviously wouldn’t understand you heartless homophobe.
2) If being gay is bad (in your view), then why are so many children (christian children included) brought up on the harmless cartoon characters of well-known fables?
I visit church every Sunday and follow the ways our lord has set before us… yet I encounter people like you (Party Poopers who want to destroy every trace of happiness in their wake) and I’m extrememly tempted to break loose of those ways.
Go do some research on this twilight saga BEFORE you go judging it again… otherwise I shall be on your case again.
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5:30 am
Let me get this straight, BB…you’re saying that recomending child abuse makes him a national treasure? Because, I can’t even tell you how wrong and UN-Christian like that is.
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2:45 pm
I love it when Abe makes up random facts about things he knows nothing about.
I read the books when I was in high school and, while they are terrible examples of literature, the content itself isn’t too bad. I mean, the books were written by a MORMON HOUSEWIFE.
Besides, there’s no way anyone could have seen this movie yet. The first half of it won’t be released until November.
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2:56 am
Mormons are not Christians. They wear magic underwear with illuminati symbols, they throw their boys out of their homes and marry their little sister cousins. All the inbreeding may cause werewolfism.
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3:01 am
Seriously? How do you know this? Did you marry your cousin?
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3:36 am
Do I look like a Mormon? I don’t think they are allowed on this site.
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8:56 am
I wouldn’t know if you were a Mormon or not; I do not judge by looks alone.
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7:33 pm
Have you not got a life or what? Its a movie ,an nothing else..A fictional movie that is great.If a kid tries to becoome a vampire which is physically imposible,its like trien to wake up dead,not gonna happen.About the music,kids are listening to goth music all day everyday,no matter what they watch. I mean,if you where to say that i was gonna start listning to gosplee after watching passion of the christ,,,i would say your a very pathettic person…By the way the bible does say do not judge but be judged. Not in those words,,but around there,now im not callen names or taken sides. Im just say’n grow up n get a life,its t.v..
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11:35 pm
It will be so funny when all us TRUE Christian twilight fans go to heaven and youre rotting your ass in hell
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12:48 pm
umm, how are mormons not allowed on this site? da fuckk? ahah.
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5:46 pm
Right, you stupid idiot because Mormons look any different that you, they don’t have a specific look. And maybe your wrong and were born by family members, the incest would explain you mental heath problems.
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5:54 pm
Excuse me, but I have a Mormon test that has never failed.
http://christwire.org/2011/07/july-5-national-go-braless-day-%E2%80%93-is-this-a-mormon-plot/
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5:32 am
While I disagree about the books, because I really enjoyed them, I agree with everything else. Point well said and well made!
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5:14 pm
“On the left hand of the female, you can see that she is actually a married woman. She is cheating on her husband by laying her bared marriage hand on a anoxeric boy actor who beleives he is a blood-drinking power vampire who sparkles in the daylight and hidden homosexuality emerges. You can see she is massuesing his napple protrusions, with a fully cuffed hand and is playing the dominant seventh top position here. She is strapping on her lesbian defilator and his going to stir up some chocolate pudding and the vampire will like it because he is really a homosexual Eves dropper.”‘
This is genius.
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9:26 pm
-_-…. seriously?
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9:50 am
I like chocolate cake.
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7:40 am
I like German Chocolate cake. Does that make me a Nazi sympathizer?
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2:18 pm
Haha! LOL, I don’t know, but the way these guys criticize things here, maye you will be named a Nazi Sympathizer. This entire column ‘Abe’ wrote is a load of shit.
PS: I LOVE german choclate cake!!!
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12:17 pm
I saw and reviewed this movie. I have provided movie clips in the article for the punch factor so parents can see just how sack it all is. It is a smut film and there are bloody child births where a baby ate its mother’s womb, there are blood pact sex secenes and violence. This is a scary movie and has no place in the cinema.
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12:20 pm
Your spelling/grammar is atrocious. Do you proofread at all?
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12:32 pm
The movie isn’t even finished. You couldn’t have seen it. There are no “movie clips” in your article, and two of your three “pictures” are pre-release photos which are supposed to raise interest in a film. The first one is of such poor quality that it impossible to determine its actual source.
Do I need to reiterate the fact that the books were written by a Mormon housewife? They’re trashy romance novels at best. I read them (unfortunately), and there is hardly any mention of sexual intercourse in the books. The final one, Breaking Dawn, mentions sex, but never describes it fully, and the couple does not have sex until after they are married.
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3:27 am
Can I reiterate that Mormons are not Christians? They believe in space new age mumbo jumbo and wear pagan magic underwear with Illuminati symbols embroidered on. It’s a satanic cult.
It was very clever of Smeyer to control the mind of impressionable youth with a vampire book, thereby hiding that the reality of the “Lost Boys” isn’t as sparkly as Edward’s: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_boys_(Mormon_fundamentalism)
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3:30 am
You do realize that Wikipedia isn’t the truth? It’s done by anyone and everyone. Even you or I could contribute.
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3:34 am
It is not as truthful as the Bible, but certainly more truthful than a deceitful Mormon supporter who hates young men!
http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=851753&page=1
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7:17 am
Lurlene, why are you so judgmental? Doesn’t the Bible tell you not to judge others lest you be judged? Are you going to tell me that Catholics and Jewish’s aren’t Christians? They read the Bible, as do Mormons. Have you ever talked to a Mormon? I personally know a lot of Mormon’s and they don’t wear “pagan magic underwear with Illuminati symbols”. Where are you getting your information?
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9:40 am
Of course Catholics and Jews aren’t Christians! Jews have chosen not to be, so be it.
Catholics are in league with the devil, they really hate Jesus and that’s why they have tried to exterminate all what is left of the Jews for over 1600 years, learn some history. They spread lies about Jews drinking human baby blood, as if Jews are sparkling gay vampires from some genre novel for thirteen year old girls. These are malignant lies; Jews, like the members of any unsaved group, can still find Jesus and be Saved. It is not too late, the Rapture won’t be upon us until October.
Only Evangelical Christians are real Christians, those of us who are born again. Mormons are an incestuous sex cult, and Twilight is the proof. The newspapers are full of proof that Catholics are also an incestuous sex cult that produces boy children in order to rape them: http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1970320,00.html
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8:10 pm
I am a MORMOM and you are so ignorant I don’t even know where to begin, before you comment on other religions do yourself a favor an educate yourself.
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3:12 am
i take it little green men dont exict in ur fucked up world eather. (bigger comment below)
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1:02 am
You didn’t review this movie you FREAK!!! You used pictures that were leaked online!! Do you think the people that are reading this are Stupid? I have NEVER read anything by someone who was so blatently IGNORANT!!! What an IDIOT!!!
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9:50 am
There is no way you saw “this movie” it is not out until 11/18/2011 so sir I do believe u are full of shit.. get a REAL life
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5:05 pm
you did not see this movie for one, it’s not even out yet and it won’t be until the fall. There is nothing unholy about this book and I’m pretty sure there is no blood pact sex scenes. you have no right to tell people not to let their children see this movie it’s not like they are going to hell for watching it or liking it for that matter, it’s a FICTIONAL movie, make believe if you will. not real. you catching on there abe. it’s a novel that has had million and millions of copies sold, and your rant about how sinful it is and how it is homosexual is just plain stupid. Just think of all the time you wasted on the dumb review of a movie that no one has seen yet including you, you could of been home with your wife, thinking of your Homosexual desires, and wishing she was a man with a big sparkle worm to shove up your Ass. Get a life, and stop lying, Satan takes people who lie don’t forget!
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8:42 pm
How in the hell have you seen this movie? It dosent even com out till November, this is the exact reason I do not get “conventional” religion, there are good, but then you have a bunch of small minded hypocrites like this! If you knew anything about any of this stuff you never would have said it, and for being so opposed to the Wicca religion, you guys sure stole alot of stuff from us!! Yes I am a Wiccan woman and damn proud of it. And I am proud to show of my Twilight tattoo as part of being a diehard fan!
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3:18 am
I decided to leak these pictures to warn parents about how evil it is, so childrne can be saved.
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9:47 am
the only thing children need to be saved from are people like you!
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10:25 pm
You, Ma’am, are a liar. You even mention in your article that you didn’t need to see the movies “just because I never went to these movies, I cannot review them.” to know that they aren’t “moral.”
In fact, isn’t it moral that these movies teach kids to wait to have sex until they’re married? All of the vampires in the movie are married and there is no sex at all until the main couple are married and on their honeymoon. Since the movie won’t be released until November of this year, the only information you have are the few pictures that have been released and the books, if you bothered to read them BEFORE spewing your filth.
I thought about counting how many times you use the word “whore” and use raunchy sexual descriptions, but there are so many that I figured you weren’t worth any more of my time.
I suggest that you save your disgusting lectures for pervs as you seem to be one. Do you enjoy talking/writing like that? I certainly wouldn’t want anyone like you talking to my children. I’ve never read such filth.
For the record, I’m a 45 year old Christian mother of 2 teens. I read the books before letting my 15 year old daughter read them and found nothing wrong with them at all. It’s narrow-minded people like you that give Christianity a bad name.
May God bless you despite your lies and filthy mouth.
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3:43 am
lol how old are you? stop giving a bad name to christains. Maybe you’re having trouble determining fiction from reality. kids are smarter then this, they can fantasise but they no the difference. I doubt the movie is all blood and orgy I think you may just have been living under a rock. There are way more serious things to be going against maybe u should take the time to check em out.
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4:07 am
No, they do not. That is why cartoons and video games need warnings. That is why movies have ratnigs. This one is slipping under the radar but I got my flak cannon of morality primed right at the film reels.
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12:28 am
Dude u are fucking retarded dont u realize its a fucking book. This is why I turned from christianity years ago. Next your gonna say me bieng in the military is a sin you hypocritical bastard. You christians cant even predict the end of the world right. So sit on your bar stool and rotate bitch btw love the twilight series and im not an emo whore onor do I shop at hot topic.
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5:36 am
You have NOT seen this movie. It’s not out yet, and your description of it was so far off the mark that there is no way you watched it. Simple as. Fact. Deal with it.
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5:45 am
I have seen it and no matter how many times you lie and say otherwise, it won’t change the fact I have seen it and it haunts even my somber dreams. I share this story to help parents find better movie for their children. I do not want children shopping at Hot Topic for whips, chains, magic mint and Bieber shirts. It’s all nasty.
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11:37 am
Have you ever even walked into a Hot Topic? Probably not because you have no idea what your are talking about with anything! I may not be a christian but I thought the main rule was not to judge others? You have broken your golden rule and evidently are going to hell with the rest of us! Oh wait thats right I dont believe in hell! Well where ever it is I am going I really hope there is not of your people there cus I could not handle that
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4:45 pm
Abe, i would like to put you over my knee and spank you! Youre a repressed bad bad boy who needs me to stick my dildo in your ass and make you release all your pent up frustration. You need to be ful<3d so hard till your dic falls off. I know only someone like me can write such filth that turns all on who read it….you are like me. I love your imagination and everyone, he did watch the movie, the Hustler version. You know the one
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7:08 am
Abe, you are a liar. As of the date you posted this article, the movie was still filming. There is no way possible that you’ve seen it, they hadn’t even started the editing process. As for your “video clips”, I don’t see them. I see stills that were leaked for which Summit has gone after people for.
You and you’re friend Lurlene, specifically, are insults to the Christian religion. You both are close minded individuals who believe that their way is the right way. I feel sorry for you for that.
You don’t have to like the books, you don’t have to like the movies. But to make up bold face lies about the content is morally wrong. I’m so glad you aren’t a paid journalist for a real newspaper or publication. They would constantly be printing retractions and apologizes on your behalf.
Do the world a favor and do some research and fact checking before you open your mouth again.
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11:39 pm
“Blood pact sex scenes”? Really? I’m pretty sure there is none of what you’re talking about. There is no way that you could have possibly sawt his movie, it doesnt come out until november, and that’s only the first part. You’re lying, and guess what? That’s a sin. Rot in hell.
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11:44 pm
“Blood pact sex scenes”? I’m pretty sure that there is none of what you’re talking about in the movie OR the book. There is no possible way that you could have seen this movie, it doesn’t come out until November, and that’s only the first part. You’re lying, and guess what? That’s a sin. Rot in hell.
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11:56 pm
Umm, it hasn’t come out yet… So how did you see the film? You are the worst reviewer I’ve ever seen… Fuck yourself… This movie has yet to be able to be judged, and its not like the internet doesn’t promote sex and porn…
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5:51 pm
There is no possible way you’ve seem this movie 2 clips and a trailer has been released, thats it they haven’t even finished putting it together yet, its still in post production because they have yet to add and music or sound effects to it, so maybe you’re delusional. That would solve this mystery on your sanity.
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1:36 pm
How come Claire hasn’t responded to this post?
On her myspace page http://www.myspace.com/clairesned she has three friends and is following:
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Laytner
Kristin Stewart
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1:59 pm
She isn’t.
I think you’re just annoyed.
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2:09 pm
Isn’t what?
Who are you?
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2:13 pm
Claire isn’t following Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, or Kristin Stewart.
As for who I am… Who are you?
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2:18 pm
Um, yes she is. Let me guess you must be a chick.
http://www.myspace.com/clairesned/stream/Status
You responded to me, not me to you.
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10:30 pm
She’s also following South Park… a show that freely shows sex, satan and crude, raunchy subjects.
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1:12 pm
south park is a show that promotes hilarious parody’s of celebs and religions and beliefs. non is real. and notice how its labeled MA for mature audience.
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2:23 pm
“Um, yes she is.”
She’s following actors and actresses. It doesn’t mean that she enjoys the Twilight series.
“Let me guess you must be a chick.”
No points for that one. Let me guess, you must still be in high school.
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2:33 pm
But you said “no she isn’t”. And you were wrong. All because you had to butt your fat ass in to a conversation. Both typical girl traits. You should get a life. And learn some grammar.
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2:38 pm
You should get a life. Are you upset that you can’t get a girlfriend, or that she won’t put out for such a pathetic worm as you?
You have the grammatical abilities of an inebriated slug. Perhaps you should pay a little more attention in English class, and a little less time starting at tits.
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2:45 pm
Boy, someone is a little touchy about being proven wrong.
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2:53 pm
I’m not so annoyed about being proven wrong (for what is life but a series of trial and error?), but your blatant sexism is infuriating.
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9:23 pm
Is the author joking? I hope he/she is, because if so, congrats on a hilarious article! If not.. well, that’s just scary. I don’t think there really are people like that out there… are they?
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2:16 am
i hate twilight because it ruined vampires by making them sparkle and made them all girly, but i dont think that its as terrible as you say it is. a lot of what you said is innacurate. (i hate twilight but i still have to deffend the freedom of people)
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10:32 pm
True, the books did ruin the traditional vampire, but if you can push that out of your mind and read it as a romance then it is pretty good!
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6:51 am
Man the author of this lame ass essay is so off track!!! They have no true facts and don’t even have the characters correct. In the paragraph Act 3 it says Bellas new character is Renessme wrong loser that is her daughter and Bella does not bite any humans and as far as the sex scence goes it’s the only part the married couple had. Why don’t you rant on movies who only show boobs and sex scenes. And why are you guys talking about stephine Meyers oh yeah I forgot because she actually wrote a novel and made money while most people are just jealous and want to put people down for succeding. But this review is not even a real review if the movie has not even been released and therefore this so called Christian based review is a lie and this website is full of shit!!!
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6:52 pm
First, I would like to say that you are the reason people are turning away from Christ. You publish lies to brain wash people into thinking this shit is real.
One, Bella is wearing a wedding ring because she is married to the man she is having sex with! Believe it or not, married people have sex with each other. And if there is a legit sex scene in this movie, it will be rated correctly.
Two, the name Renesmee was created by the writer of the book, Stephenie Meyer. It means ‘reborn and loved.’ You put the Satan part in to brain wash people to follow your twisted version of Christianity.
Please stop shoving lies down people throats. I am a Christian, but I think this is complete bullshit. And stop judging unless you want to get judged by God himself.
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5:52 pm
He’s already being judged by God, it’s not even that difficult to read the book online or google Renesmee for the meaning. If the director put the movie as an R movie, then I’m pretty sure the sex scenes would show more than just backs and legs and whatever else
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Very well said.
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11:02 pm
First off I wish you would get your facts straight….
“On the left hand of the female, you can see that she is actually a married woman. She is cheating on her husband by laying her bared marriage hand on a anoxeric boy actor who beleives he is a blood-drinking power vampire who sparkles in the daylight and hidden homosexuality emerges.”
Um that wedding ring is from Edward, both are married in the book you ignorant prick
And that whole Renesmee thing is bullshit
People like you are the ones who are pushing me to being an atheist….
Hope you die in a hole dumbfuck…..
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2:47 pm
“This movie is all about naked orgies”
No it isn’t. You haven’t seen any of these films, yet you feel the need to review them with your religion-enforcing literature. Read a book other than the bible, you may learn something. You clearly have no views upon the real world, but feel the need to slander people’s hard work with your enslaving Catholicism. I suggest you get an education, your opinion on this world is clearly corrupt and bias. Maybe this bad written story isn’t a solid foundation to bring children up on, but it’s much better than bringing them up on a religion that enslaves their own mind and diminishes their capacity for clear and self thinking.
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3:33 pm
You apparently are blind as a bat because look at movie stills. You can see the sparkle vampire is giving the high school girl the business. It is all underaged vampire orgies in this movie than perants act shocked when their daughters dangle and get pregnant by the football team.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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THEY ARE MARRIED DUMBO.. AND ANOTHER THING I ONLY SEE 2 PPL IN THE BED IF IT WAS A ORGIE U WOULD SEE MORE THAN 2 PPL!!!
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11:33 am
Are you serious? You ridiculous people make religion look bad for those of us who do believe. Bella is 18, she marries Edward, they do consumate their marriage (but are married first, which Edward insisits on because he wants to protect her virtue…Hmmmmm sound like something you should support), they produce a CHILD (Renesseme, who she snames as a dedication to both of their mothers) who Bella carries DESPITE those who tried to get her to abort the child (isnt anti abortion right up your alley??). Yes, the child is half vampire and cause harm to the mother because of its strength but it is their child, the man in the picture with her wearing her ring. You are ignorant and making a huge deal about a simple book and film. Get a life
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9:09 pm
Really “Abe?” It’s a fucking book\movie. You can ALWAYS take control of your own children, if not.. You need to learn a thing or two about parenting…
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6:01 am
First of all, Bella isn’t underaged. In fact, she’s not far off her 19th birthday. And Edward is over a century in age. Secondly, how can you damn a movie based off of one still? It’s simply ridiculous for you to do so.
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1:11 pm
Wait a minute, you claim you saw the movie. Well if this is true then you would have seen them get married before they had sex. You are ignorant, a bigot, and a liar, why should anyone believe a thing you say.
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2:38 pm
You’re an idiot!!!
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4:15 pm
Apparently the writer of twilight should have just used the bible for better sex scandals and story plots, David & Bathsheba, Samson & Delilah, Lot & his two daughters. Don’t forget that the Bible has talking snakes (KJV Gen 3:1), giants (KJV Gen 6:4), satyrs (KJV Isaiah 13:21), unicorns (KJV Isaiah 34:7), dragons (KJV Malachi 1:3), abaddon (locust-like creatures with the faces of men, the hair of women, tails of scorpions, teeth of lions, and wings that sound like the thunder of horses’ hooves charging into battle) (KJV Revelation 9:11). Please stop over exaggerating something you have not seen from images of unknown sources. Besides, Mormon girls get married at an early age anyway. Maybe, one should spend more time reading the bible and less time looking at sex scenes on the internet.
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3:29 am
Mormon sister wives get married very early, but don’t you think right after they have been bitten out of the womb is a bit early?
How young a child would Jesus fuck?
I repeat, Mormons are not Christians, they are illuminati satanists.
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3:31 am
I cannot believe you just used the “f” word! And, she isn’t getting married out of the womb.
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3:56 am
Good Lord, you must be the worst Christian I’ve ever come across…
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4:07 am
Now being against pedophilia as pimped in the Twilight series is being a bad Christian? You people are possessed! This filth has brainwashed you. It is a crime against all that is good.
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4:26 am
It is not ‘pimped’ in the series. And I was simply referring to all the hate you spread.
The things you say are too ridiculous for words! We are ‘brainwashed’ because we like a certain book? Please..
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4:37 am
Brainwashing comes from being under the influence of words. Guess what books are full of?
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6:04 am
The Twilight Saga has nothing to do with paedophilia, you dimwit.
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5:23 pm
Are we trying to be ‘smart’, Abe??
If someone here is brainwashed it is you, dear Abe.
And if ‘brainwashed’ means being under the influence of words -which it does not- like you say then I have only one thing to reply: Guess what the Bible is full of…?
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10:23 am
Seriously? Lady…wake up and look around. Mormons do NOT do any of what you have mentioned. Get a life and while you’re at it maybe you should do some research on when you plan on posting about BEFORE you actually post.
*shakes head at the stupidity*
Second…Twilight has nothing to do with anything that has been posted in this article and the author needed to do some research before they posted this.
Third, if you would look at the rating guides for these movies they (the film studios, director, actors) do NOT want you to show this to your 8 yr old child. So no, my young children won’t be watching these movies b/c they are under the age of 13 (hence the PG-13 rating on the first 3 films).
PAY ATTENTION, RESEARCH, and stop the slander.
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10:40 am
This is the biggest piece of garbage filled lie I have ever read. I can’t remember the last time I laughed til I cried.
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11:41 am
I have just six words to summarize this article….
YOU’RE ONE SICK, MENTALLY CHALLENGED IDIOT!
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12:18 pm
I find it funny how so many Twilight fans jump out to defend this pile of filth. I hope the ratings for this movie continue to plummet until the entire cast finds themselves sinking in hell.
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7:44 pm
your nothing but a FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!! GO BURN IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG, FUCK-TARD!!!!!
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10:12 pm
You are speaking in tongues, shouting profanities, and obviously possessed by one or more demons. Please go to your pastor and ask for an exorcism.
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10:26 pm
How exactly is he/she possessed? They are not speaking in tongues… how about this for possession… YOU FUCKING ASS WIPE WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT TWILIGHT YOU FUCK WAD? How’s that, *sweet, innocent smile, walks away singing I’m a monster by Blood on the Dance FLoor “Chop, chop, chop you up. I’mma monster hahaha Eat you like a cannibal spit you out like an animal. Chop, chop, chop you up. I’mma monster hahaha Eat you like a cannibal spit you out like an animal. Slice, slice, slice you up. I’mma monster hahaha. Cut you up I’ll slice and dice, serve you up as cold as ice.Slice, slice, slice you up. I’mma monster hahaha. Cut you up I’ll slice and dice, serve you up as cold as ice.*
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3:30 am
I’m now convinced that you are possessed, and perhaps beyond saving. But I will pray for you.
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3:37 pm
And what gives you the idea that I am possessed?
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8:51 pm
Seriously? you are about as dumb as the person who wrote this article ! Even if you are not a diehard twilight fan (like me) you can see how dumb all these people really are!
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9:09 am
You have a lot of room to talk…Miss “F” word.
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3:19 am
So, using some foul language classifies a person as being possessed? Well then, Lurlene, I’m afraid to tell you this my dear.. But you must be possessed yourself then.. You used foul language: “How young a child would Jesus fuck?” So please, take your own advice and “Please go to your pastor and ask for an exorcism.” Also, while you’re at it, ask him to give you a brief lesson about Christianity and take a minute to go over the Bible so you can realize just how wrong your practicing is. I’m a Christian, and I am honestly offended at what you’ve written and told people. I never understood before, why people call Christians a “brainwashing cult”, but I understand completely now. It’s because of people like you. You claim to be a Christian but the way you’re acting and the things you’re saying totally contradicts that claim. No person has a right to tell other people they are wrong, let alone to tell them they need to seek help via exorcism. Considering EVERY SINGLE PERSON sins just as much as everyone else, just in different ways. And yes, I do realize that I am doing the same as you, telling you that you’re wrong and that you need to go check yourself. Which is why tonight in bed when I’m praying to God I’m going to ask Him to forgive me for being so rude and hypocritical. But in this case, it was absolutely necessary. It takes a lot to get me fired up the way I am right now, and the only people who ever really do are people such as yourself. Who give a bad name to Christianity, and to God Himself. I really truly hope that you seek God so you can see the errors in your sick, messed up little fantasy land you have going on in your mind.
And for the record, everything you’ve said about Twilight is false. I’m not even a Twilight fan and that offends me.
God Bless,
Britney.
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11:10 pm
Your not one to talk about speaking profanities for as i recall you said “how young a child would jesus f***”.
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6:06 am
I have one word to describe you, Adam Nelson…Delusional.
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5:21 pm
I cant believe people such as christians who are supposed to be open minded and love everyone as Christ does can be so hateful and mean about something they have no idea about. Bella and Edward NEVER do anything more than kiss before they are married in Breaking Dawn, and if you were to do actual research like normal people, you would have seen that the baby is delivered by Edward’s teeth because otherwise, Bella would have died. You are so ignorant about the entire story, its disgusting. These books are nothing more than a fantasy story created from an incredibly talented author. Same as Harry Potter. Please do some research before you start to dis something you know absolutely nothing about. You are the reason wiccans like me are afraid to come out and let people know who they really are. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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5:01 pm
“Do what you want as long as you don’t do harm”
I think the story is a good example for people (young one’s) how they should act. Edward beleefs Bella’s soul is in danger if he does not marry her before making LOVE with here. They get a child in wedlock. Carliste father was a priest
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6:08 am
Very well said and many good points made, Mikayla!
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5:14 am
Your outlook on life is shocking. How you can be so narrow minded about a film is barely believable. It’s a shame you can’t even pretend you wrote this for a purpose of good writing because its clearly not writing of any kind of sufficient standard.
It is true that you cannot review something you haven’t seen/read. Much like I couldn’t comment on your text if I had not read it myself. Because I wouldn’t have understood what it was about, what it entails and I would have come up with my own ideas to make my opinion look right. Much like you have done.
I think to make something so many people enjoy seem like an unethical way of life is sad. I genuinely pity you. I mean from how you interpret something like marital sex, as depicted in the film (which you would know if you had read the books or even done a little research before jumping to your own extreme conclusions), it must be difficult for you to do any everyday task without it being “homosexual” or “whore”like.
At the end of they day, its a story. Vampires aren’t real and the books and films were made to be enjoyed by many. It’s not true to life so to take it to such an extreme is pathetic. I’d love to hear your views on other films, I best not mention Harry Potter…
I’m glad that the modern day view is changing and were no longer stuck in the mind frame you seem to be stuck in. I’m 19 and for a 19 year old to understand the entertainment industry and the world on a higher level than someone your age is a sign you really need to look at yourself and have a realistic lifestyle. To call yourself a Christian and then say the things you do is one of the biggest contradictions I have ever come across. They are films. They’re not real. They’re not inviting Satan into the fans lives.
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8:52 pm
all i can say is im not eeing this movie with my mom so it dosnt matter
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6:16 am
if you dont believe in mythical creatures then why do you believe in god? we think that you have some inner issues with your own sexuality. obviously you’re a homophobic sparkly bitch. go dance with the fairies. i already am. come join us. GO TEAM SPARKLES!!
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3:13 pm
What is wrong with this guy? I’m a Christian and find nothing wrong with these books and I also read Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Lord of the Rings. It’s called Sci-Fi or Fantasy! Of course they’re not real. You’re a stupid man and obviously you’re just looking for attention.
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2:28 pm
Im wondering if this whole review is supposed to be a joke? Because ive read all the books and seen all the movies and nothing said in this “review” made any sense…
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3:00 am
You idiots, this article is just a joke. None of it made any sense, the “reviewer” says they have seen the movie, they said the producer was JRK Rowling. Its J.K. Rowling, she is a woman, not a man. And she didn’t even produce this movie. None of this guy’s facts about the movie are right either…I won’t even go into all that because its already been noted. Good laugh though.
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11:42 pm
Bella marries Edward, the ring is hers from him. Vampires are fake. Jacob and Edward arent homos… They are rivals, werewolves are fake. There are no lesbians or gays in this
movie. Renesme is the name of edward and Bellas baby…a combo of their mom’s names (renee and esme). This is a fiction story…it is fake. Your made up descriptions of what happened are quite funny, you should write gay erotica since you describe porn so well. I had no idea what that stuff was like but you must.
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9:30 am
You are an actual mental case! Your words were not only sick but completly laughable! I burst out with laughter on numerous occasions! My child loves twilight as do I and we are both church going people, I think you may need your head tested!! And also, in this scene (because it is pretend) she is married to him, so is not cheating on her husband you weird freak of nature! THIS IS NOT REAL…IT IS A FILM…!!
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9:32 am
Reading this, you seem more of a threat to society then this film ever will be!!!
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6:48 pm
your so wrong the story goes nothing like that. there married to eachother. read the books and get your facts right before you go writing down things that arn’t true. I love twilight and have read all the books and there’s nothing wrong with them.your review makes no sense. and edward is not a gay sparking fairy and he does not do weird homosexual things with jacob. and the baby that bella has is there baby and her name is his mom and her mom names put together,are you mentally challenged, and it has nothing to do with any weird sick satanic thing. get your facts straight.
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2:41 pm
bahahaha this article is meant to be a joke.. right? :/ If not I fear for humanity if they have such stupid Christians like this. Humanity cannot take another blow!
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11:25 pm
Ok first of all wtf! Seriously this made me just laugh more than anything. Your lack of knowledge of the movie just made it that much better. While I agree it might not be child apporiate its not a freaking blood orgie! Geez, she is married to the man she has sex with. Their child is a miracle like any other child. Then on the gay thing, HE ISNT GAY!!! Not that anything is wrong with being gay, you homophobe. He sparkles, cuz he does and him fighting and rubing his body up on Jacob, where are you getting this from seriously. Are you just making crap up. And yes I like vampires, they are fictional and I don’t believe they are real. And seriously more tears shampoo with mint what are you some kind of sadist. Cuz if you are God has rules agianst that too. Also have you ever heard of thou shall not judge, who are you to judge a fictinal movie. It fiction give them a freaking break. You are the kind of christion that makes all seem crazy, thanks alot.
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10:04 pm
FIRST OF ALL!!! This is rediculous. IT. IS. A. MOVIE. The same thing that your article is prancng about is the EXACT same reacton the christian community had towards HARRY POTTER. Lets hit that for a moment. Do yourself a favor, look at Harry Potter closely. Its not just a bunch of ‘ALAKAZAM!’ and ‘ABRACADABRA’ but it has a message. No before you comment, the message is not to buy a wand and go flickng it around puttng hex’s on people. It is the classic battle of good and evil. The bible is NO different. The battle between good and evil. We are called by Jesus himself to spread the gospel to others so they may seek salvation. Not tell them AND I QUOTE!!!
“This is what waits for little Satan whore vampire worshippers”
Jesus NEVER EVER EVER forced his beliefs on anyone. EVER! He gave us a chance to listen. He would say his peace (in a DIGNIFIED manor) and if we chose to listen we listened. If we didnt, we didnt. As for this Breaking Dawn thing let me REMIND YOU. In this story the male character “Edward Cullen” Held out from havng Sex with the female character “Bella Swan” until they were MARRIED. The bible does not say by any means that sex is disgusting and ugly by ANY MEANS.
Sex is SACRED. It is saved for MARRIAGE. DO THE MATH. Concerninig this whole ‘neck biting’ and ‘evil vampric desres’ crap, let me just say a few things. FIRST OFF have you ever considered that the reason why most girls are so drawn to this is because of their low self esteem? Your “rot in hell” impression of “what to tell them” doesnt really solve much. It only makes the situation worse. God is LOVE. Negative statements such as that doesnt even begin to have ANYTHING to do with God. This whole artcle is an ignorant joke. Do yourself a favor. Get a clue, buy a vowel.
Conservative values for an unsaved world? FEH! This should not be on this website. Its a setback for missioning Christians around the world. WE ARE TO LEAD BY EXAMPLE! Not through naiive attempts at shoving the bible down someones throat.
Get a clue. Read your bible.
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10:09 pm
AND AS FOR THESE “RRAISE OR CONDEMN” OPTIONS….YOU, I, THE DUDE ON THE CORNER, WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO CONDEMN PEOPLE. THAT RIGHT BELONGS TO GOD AND GOD ALONE! HE WILL SEPERATE THE WHEAT FROM THE TEARS, THE SHEEP FROM THE GOATS, WE, YOU, I, HE, SHE, WE ALL HAVE NO RIGHT. I AM HIGHLY DISSAPOINTED AT SHEER ARROGANCE OF THIS. REDICULOUS.
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11:22 pm
All I have to say is if you dont like the movie why dont you just not watch. Btw, you arent god and this isnt your country. So if you have such a problem with all of these types of movies, YOU can move. The world would be a better place without you anyways. Besides your probably just really old and ignorant. I bet you think black people are evil too, huh? Go plant flowers or something.
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8:27 am
Wow. You CLEARLY have spent WAY too much time being a bitter, cynical, racist,good-for-nothing ASS. You did NOT read the books. OBVIOUSLY. YOU have NOT seen the movies. You know NOTHING about the series. If you call yourself a Christian, you really should take a page or all of the book, more like it, into consideration and see what the Bible says about BEARING FALSE WITNESS. You have lied through your teeth in this article. Offended people and their passions. Miscredited, changed “facts”(names, ie: JK ROWLING, who is NOT a producer, but an author of Harry Potter AND A WOMAN!), and LIED, LIED, LIED about what this book is about. I have NEVER read SOMETHING MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THIS ARTICLE. You clearly shouldn’t call yourself a writer, for several reasons…you can’t spell for anything, your grammar is terrible, and you use unrelatable adjectives that make no sense. Here is my advice to you: get a life. Find a hobby. And quit, SERIOUSLY QUIT BEING A TOTAL DOUCHE. You probably secretly like Twilight and are just bashing it because you are insecure about either your sexual orientation, your junk, or you’re just an ass. Get a life. And get a book on proper grammar.
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3:41 pm
I hope you know those images you have posted on here belong to Summit Entertainment, and after reading such an awful article about Twilight (to sum it up- get a life), I hope you get a major lawsuit from them for posting those pictures. You clearly didn’t get the memo that those pictures were leaked. Have a day.
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9:03 pm
Ok, People what is the big deal it is just a movie and they are “marred” As a Christian I think that it is great that they waited to have sex, no I’m not a teen mom, or marred myself I’m just a 25 year old, and this book gives me hope that I can and will find someone that loves me for me. I’ve read all the books and I have the first three movies. so it is not about vampires or werwolf’s it is about a girl that is trying to find who she is to be. Sorry for the spelling it is not my strongest area.
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8:27 pm
This is the most retarded movie review I have ever read. I would not be as shocked If this website wasn’t called christwire.org. LOL. You’re trying to preach moral values with this article? I’m an atheist myself but even I own higher moral and spiritual values than the author of this review.
First of all — Sparkie and Bella are married, and waited for a long time (two whole movies!) to consume their undying love and satisfy their “demonic carnal desires”. It’s SEX. (ooh scary word) It’s normal. It’s natural. Without the author’s parents consuming their “demonic carnal desires” there would be no author of this review. At least this movie contains a concept of “true love” and other idealistic stuff. So, relax.
Second — Vampires. Blood. Magic. The dark side of human nature. Newsflash: WE ALL HAVE IT. So do you (obviously), but your dark side is very unattractive. If watching a movie or reading a book about any of those “dark” things makes someone do bad things or lose their moral or go on a bloody rampage or join a cult or have crazy bestial orgies – then they’re stupid enough to do that without wathing a movie like this. Do not underestimate human stupidity!
Third — Twilight is a movie. A movie. A product of human imagination – the most valuable thing a homo sapiens has. A story with a nice message wrapped in a magical wrap paper with vampires and werewolves. Maybe you’d prefer sparkly angels singing gospels but we are all different, and there’s nothing wrong about fantasizing, with wanting to escape to a different world, with wanting to feel more alive. De gustibus non est disputandum. If you could escape your cynical self a bit and open your mind you’d be a happier person. I guarantee.
If you want to write you’d better be writing hate posts to porn sites, write about discrimination, poverty, racism, write motivational religious poems or some other USEFUL stuff. If your only job is to review movies – don’t, please. Or at least try to prove your point in a more civilised way. Or wait until you complete evolution.
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6:13 pm
He probably doesn’t even know basic science and biology haha
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8:29 pm
IDIOT.
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8:35 pm
Shit, this IS a joke website isn’t it?
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8:42 pm
No and the fact that you’re trying to defend Twilight as a good movie is disturbing.
Do you even have any idea what you’re talking about. Abe has every reason to be terrified of this movie and scare American parents into not letting their children see this filth.
What do you have to say about the 11 year old boy who bit his classmates due to this movie?
What about thie ‘wolfpack’ gangs that are beating chidlren to the point of death because they want to be like “Jacob”?
What about the rise in bitings at social events?
It’s just the tip of the iceberg, so before you go spouting your secular nonsense WHY DON’T YOU read up and go evolve yourself? Oh wait, you can’t. Rib.
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8:48 pm
“WHY DON’T YOU read up and go evolve yourself? Oh wait, you can’t. Rib.”
“I’m not sexist, I just think that women cannot read or have any measurable level of intelligence because according to the outdated book that I hump every night before bed women were created from the rib of man and are therefore inferior.” – Adam Nelson
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6:25 am
Adam, it’s called parenting your children. it isn’t films that make anyone do that, even if they are, its the way that they’re brought up. It’s that simple.
I am genuinely concerned for your mental health and that of your children, if you have any.
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9:41 am
This is most probably the funniest and stupidest thing I’ve ever read. For a man trying to preach about parents protecting their kid you sure know how to curse, all I keep reading is “WHORE WHORE WHORE.” Great way to teach your kids the English language.
And as for this child who bit another, are you seriously trying to blame a movie for, you actually think that a 2 hour movie can completely disregard a child 11 years of upbringing??? Your even more stupid than you sound. Maybe you should raise your children better and such incident wouldn’t happen.
Or maybe you should study twilight, I mean after wall they did brainwash a bunch of kids into thinking they can become werewolves. You guys sound like you could use these techniques when “rearing” your young.
Before you jump on my nuts and call me a devil, peep this. I haven’t even seen twilight, a friend e-mailed me article(yep, this crap is starting to gather a buzz) it’s just I hate when people like you try to shift the blame of your shortcoming onto others.
So, once again take some fucking responsibility for your children and crap like this wouldn’t happen.
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10:51 am
Who is your friend that emailed you the article … satan?
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2:44 pm
JK Rowling is the author of Harry Potter…Not Stephanie Meyers…wow..get your SHIT right BITH. And you and jesus can both kiss my pale white ass. LMAO
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4:57 pm
You speak of the horror that our children may be exposed to… Your words are worse than the “evil” you speak of. I would prefer my child to watch this movie than to hear the rash judgement and harsh/ugly words that come out of your mouth.
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7:35 pm
FIRST OF ALL, ASS-FUCK!!! Bella is married to Edward! Second, It’s VAGINA! Not vagine! THIRD!!!! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TALK ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS LIKE THEY SHOULD JUST GO DIE!!!!!!! YOU DICK HEAD!!!!! My cousin is gay and I love him to death!!!!! You shouldn’t be talking about anything like this!!!!! YOU should go FUCK yourself, you old coot!!!!!! And fucking shave you beard!!!! You look like a child predator!!!!!! Du Scheiße verdammt Hurensohn! Ich hoffe, Sie brennen in der Hölle für euch satanischen Diskussion eines solchen tollen Film! Du verrückt Arschloch! Gehe Scheiße Bälle und sterben in einem Graben irgendwo!
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I can see that the demon who is possessing you is German and likely associated with the demon Bill Kaulitz from that satanic german rock band, or his hellhound, Tom. Or they are minor demons like their two guardian ghouls. Seek help in your congregation and ask for an exorcism.
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Tokio Hotel is not demonic! How many times must we tell you? They are an amazing band. Please give me some real proof of where they are demonic.
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Your article could not be more poorly researched. The biggest mistake you made is that she is married to the guy in the pics. They waited to have sex until they were married. Another book you have obviously not read is the Bible. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t use words like whore and seriously some of your wording leaves me to believe you yourself are no stranger to porn. You have quite a way with different phrases and innuendos for such a pure person. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and read books before you actually go off talking or preaching from them. You would probably word things alot differently. If not then the only reason you post this stuff is for attention, which apparently works. You sir are deficient.
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Okay. I have a few things to say about this so called ‘review’. First of all you have just blown my fucking mind with this shit. I mean, seriously, wtf. Bella & Edward are MARRIED. So technically she’s not even cheating on him. Your not even a christian to say all this bull. I believe in God. I may not go to church every week or read the bible, but I know God wouldn’t douse children’s eyes with shampoo and talk to them about going to hell and that it’s 3 times worse over a fucking fiction movie. I mean come on. Thats un-called for. Second, where are you getting your information dude? Orgies and homos? You sound like a dick-jacking, porn watching, homo to me. If I didn’t already know what porn was, then you could teach a class. Edward and Jacob don’t even fight in this movie. In the book, they are pretty much an alliance to protect Bella from dying. And all these numbers about how many times they show this and that ? Where did you even get that. You’ve never even seen this movie, as a matter of fact: NO ONE HAS. You havent read the books either. I have seen all the movies and read the books more than once. Some tips for you. Get a fucking life, buy a bible, and learn some shit for once. You are filling people’s heads with exaggerated, totally made up lies about this film. That’s my opinion on this dumbshit review of yours. Find a mental hospital where a fucking therapist can listen to your mindless ranting. -From the mind of an almost teenager.
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12:13 am
OMG!!! just drop dead man!!!….youre just one of those religion fanatics that doesnt know anything….all of the things you just wrote are just false statements…be informed first about everything on the histories… you will lear that they teach very good lessions and values of life… but you have a small barin..so you just wee the literal side of it…. haha…you dont deserve to have a blog… realy….DROP DEAD!!
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5:15 pm
uhh, bella wasn’t married to another man, she was married to edward. Jesus.
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10:08 pm
A marriage before God is between a man and a woman. Therefore, these two cannot be married. No woman of God’s creation can marry a sparkling slab of dead white meat, necrophilia is an abomination in the eyes of God which means Bella must be maimed, and perhaps killed as punishment for this ungodly act of fornication. READ YOUR BIBLE.
The vampire for his part feeds on humans, which makes their lecherous act of copulation, the rutting in the scenes brother Abe so kindly provided us with, fucking the food. This is on the same level or moral decrepitude as American Pie, more satanist propaganda. Do not commit the sin of anon upon the food, it is an abomination! (you can find this if you read Leviticus)
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1. the cullens don’t drink human blood
2. this is a fictional story
3. I have read Leviticus (18:22 “Thy shalt not lie with a man as thy do with a woman”) and since Edward is not gay, and since they don’t feed on humans, technically he is not “fucking the food”. And didn’t you say somewhere that to say Fuck is a sin?
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9:01 pm
Hahahaha, okay? Seriously you old freak! How would you know “Cullen vampire is in the arm resting on bed pose. This is the most classic pornography pose there is” HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT, IF YOU SAY YOUR A CHRISTAN, AND WHAT THE FUCK EVER, how would you know this “Pornography” Pose? PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! I would LOOOOOOVE to hear your pathetic excuse…Kay? Also, WHAT 8 YEAR OLD CAN READ ALL THESE BOOKS? Are you shitting me? How can they read a saga, with more than 2,000 pages in them? Also, the context you use on your “website” Trolling about The Twilight Saga, is REPULSIVE. If your such a “Christan” as you say you are, then ACT like it, don’t go around posting this Trollness.Dude, Lady, WTF ever, go like pray or something.
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9:54 am
Ok this reply is being written for Abe and I am giving my real email address here (ashengel@ymail.com) and I hope that you have the nerve to write me a reply. By the time I am done I will have pointed out every mistake you wrote in the attack you made on the books/movies of the Twilight Saga. I will be doing this as not only a mother who strongly disagrees with your closed minded views but also as a person who has read the Twilight books all of them and seen all of the movies to date. Something that just by reading what you wrote I can tell you have done neather of, which really does not put you in a place to say you know what happens in the books or movies.
Point #1: Everyone knows that vampires are not real. They are only real in fiction storys that are written just to give people something to read.
Point #2: How is it that everytime some christan says something is evil they link it to Wiccans? Well as a wiccan myself you do not see us going around all the time trying to blame christans for everything that is or that we think is wrong with the world. I have read your bible and I have studyed history and christans are the ones that go around with the convert or be killed way of looking at things. Now please don’t think I am saying all christans are bad because they are not but there are some who the world would be better off without, and that some would be people like you who would toture a child for reading a book.
Point #3: Reading a book does not make a child or anyone else into a whore.
Point #4: The Twilight Saga is above all else a love store.
Point #5: The pics that you have with your post are from Edward and Bella’s honeymoon not some orgies.
Point #6: Having read the books myself I can say that there in nothing in them that can be called “beasty erotica” They do not give details of any sex acts in the books. All that is said to some it up is that they make love, and with them being MARRIED in the storyline there is nothing wrong with that. In fact the books send the message to wait till you are married to have sex because Edward and Bella in the story decide to do things the “right way” and get married before they do anything other then kiss each other. So whats the problem with that huh? “sorry you did not know that since you did not read the books”
Point #7: Just to ask…What grounds do you have for thinking that “We have the Satanic spells cast over movie scripts and a movie blessed by the demon seed of Vlad Satan himself.”….Just wondering
Point #8: Being that in the story they are married what would be wrong with the fact that Bella enjoys it when they make love?
Point #9: Just by looking at the pics you have posted up, you can not really see any parts of there bodies that you should not be seeing. Which means that the pics/movie was tastefully done. With that in mind it does not count as porn if anything it would count as art. For that matter “The David” is a work of art and it shows his manhood. Just something to think on.
Point #10: On what grounds is Edward a “homosexual” just because his skin sparkels in the sunlight. 1. you can not say someone is gay based on looks. 2. There is nothing in the books that points to him being gay. He is in love with a female which would make him stright.
Point #11: ???JRK Rowling??? I think you are thinking of two diffrent people and making them into one. So let me fix this for you JK Rowling would be the first person and that person would be a woman not a man. She wrote the Harry Potter books and is not Jewish that I know. She is British and while Harry Potter has been made into movies they are just another example of something made to entertain and people like you want to find falt with that. Now onto the second person J.R.R. Tolkien and he wrote The Lord Of The Rings. Yet another set of books that were made into movies just to entertain and yet again they are evil just because closed minded people like you say so. All in all I do not think that Stephenie Meyer the writer of the Twilight Saga would like you giving credit to others for her works.
Point #12: Yes there is a ring on the left hand of Bella in that pic because yet again she is married to Edward in the story. Now how can she cheat on her husband with her husband???
Point #13: Why do you keep trying to put Gay or Lesbian into this. Nothing like that is in the story at all!!!
Point #14: HOW CAN YOU TELL A PARENT TO POUR THINGS INTO THEIR CHILD’S EYES AND THEN WATCH THEIR CHILD CRY AND BEG AND TELL THEM THEY DESERVE THAT FOR READING A BOOK OR WATCHING A MOVIE??? BESIDES THE FACT THAT IT IS JUST WRONG, ITS AGAINST THE LAW. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE DO THAT TO YOU??? LETS NOT FORGET YOUR BIBLE SAYS “JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED”
(Sorry all readers for the all caps there but I wanted to get the point across that it is not ok to toture children)
Point #15: For your details about the movie: Since the movie has not come out yet you can really only base the plot of the movie off of details of the book. Of which you have not read. So let me run it down for you there is no gay anything in the book so lets take that out. Yes Bella gets pregnant in the story with a half vampire half human baby and the baby ends up being so strong that just moving while she is pregnant the baby hurts her without meaning to, yes the birth has blood and all but even when a normal baby is born there is blood and sometimes the mother even has to be cut open to get the baby out and sometimes the mother still dies giving birth thats just real life so how is that evil. Are you saying that the birth of a child any child is evil??? So with the fact that stuff like that happens in real life what is the problem? I will say again its just a story to entertain people. Its fiction and all good fiction has some bases in real life and some stuff made up. I do not think that Edwards manhood is going to be shown in the movie when it does come out, because nothing like that is even talked about in the books the writer does not say a word about his manhood at all. Bella never hunts humans in the book eather. Nor do Jacob and Edward fight in the books really they have words with each other but that is all. Edward never trys to or ends up drinking Jacobs blood. Oh and Jacon does not try to eat Edward eather. BTW Jacob is not mexican he is Indian. Also if you had read the book you would know that The “Wolfs” can not be turned into Vampires because if they were to get bit then they would die there DNA will not allow them to be changed to vampires. OH and it takes more then a few days in the book for the baby to be born. After Bella becomes a vampire in the story her name does not change. Renesmee is the name she gives to her daughter. The writer made the name up by mixing the two names Renee and Esme together. So where do you get that it means “reborn whore of Satan’s love”??? There is no lion king moment in the story eather and no one drinks blood from the placenta. By the way Sir Elton John has nothing to do with the books. That is unless he is a Twilight reader. Yet again you seam to have some hang up on gays. Get over yourself they are people like you or me.
Please stop acting like you have seen the movie or read the books because its not hard to tell you have done neather. The Twilight Saga is above all else a love story and it just has vampires and wolfs in the story to give people something new to read thats all it is.
I look forward to a hateful and close minded and misinformed rant from you in reply. That is unless you wise up and figer out that you have nothing really to say unless you want to let others know how much you really dont know about the books or movies because you have not read the books or seen the movies. If you want to flame something like a book take the time to read it and then when you start talking junk about it you will maybe sound a little smarter because you really know what goes on in the book in stead of making things up to try to get people to not read the book just because you dont want to read it.
Yours Ashley
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8:17 pm
Exactly my thoughts
Would have been perfect, except for a few misspellings, which will undoubtably be drug up in a pathetic attempt to call you a Satanistic Whore. I don’t even know you and I now consider you a friend. And with the Wiccan comment, I am a Christian, and even though I do not support magick of any sort, Wiccan is a much more forgiving and accepting religion than close-minded christianity. “And if it harms none, do as ye will” at least I think that’s it… Not sure, I have a friend who is Wiccan.
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10:00 pm
Young lady, the bible tells us that witches must be killed. Repent and turn away from the satanist practice of wicca.
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10:12 pm
Shouldn’t you be instantly threatening to kill her because she’s a witch? Even though she isn’t?
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10:13 pm
i have never viewed wiccan as actual witchcraft…. And yes I know the verse well. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Are you not the same one who told a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL to kill her family. Go ahead and kill me and my very good friend. You do know that murder is also a sin?
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8:56 pm
Doesn’t the Bible say “Thou shalt not kill”?
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2:50 am
Witches must be killed. Why would you want to live any longer after fornicating with the devil?
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3:00 am
First: “Thou shall not kill” Exodus 20:13
Second, you pray. Did Jesus not pray and lay hands on those “demon possessed”? Did He not unleash the demons from a man and send them into swine?
Tell me again,
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4:01 am
There are exceptions for witches, fornicators, and children who talk back and do not respect their elders. These will be stoned. Read your whole Bible, not just the parts infested and bastardized
by the liberal European tradition.
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Thanks for saying that, I know i might have misspelled a few things spelling is not my strong suite. Im sure that people will call me a whore or whatever else but that don’t bother me because I know better. Also I am married to a Christian so I have no problem with Christianity at all. Your right that Wiccans do not feel the need to push anything on anyone, even as a child I was allowed to learn about other religions and decide for myself what I wanted to be. I would be glad to call such an open minded person as yourself my friend.
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6:09 am
Christianity as it stands today sickens me.
i am close friends with a gay, and that is a sin (not in my eyes) and I’ve been called possessed. I would love to stay in contact with you, do you have a facebook?
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7:51 am
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=524390404
thats the link to my facebook if you want feel free to go add me
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8:21 am
I added you.
You are one of the few sane people on here…
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3:59 am
You cannot marry another woman, it is an abomination. Please seek help in your congregation.
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6:41 pm
i am married to a man the same man that i have children with funny how you jump to me being married to a woman when i say im married
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4:13 am
You used “there” when you should have used “their”.
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8:32 pm
OMG I so love you for this! You have hit every point on the head! I thought this article was very offensive on nature, not only as a Twilight fan, but also as a Wiccan woman. Im not afraid to say that because there is nothing wrong with it like this person seems to think!
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3:58 am
When judgment day comes, witches shall be put to death!
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9:55 am
better than being stuck somewhere with all you dumb asses!!!
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1:59 pm
You are hilarious! This is the funnies thing I’ve read in a very long time.
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2:00 pm
*funniesT*
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4:26 pm
oh my goodness. what the hell is wrng with u lady!!! and where did u get your facts from. some one obviously hasnt read the book or seen the movie. maybe u need to learn what the hell u r talking about b 4 u start shit. none of these movies r even rated R. people like u should b shot. what the hell was that shit about burning ur kids eyes out? child beater child beater!!! i have kids. thats not cool. lol. too funny. but really, these r actually really good books. not so much the movies, but they arent that bad. i love twilight!!! team edward yay baby. lol but ne ways my little satan loving christian, you shouldnt be so judgemental. christians arent supposed judge shit….or so ive heard. haha but i am not a vampire/werewolf loving whore. bitch. ps your going to hell for that one
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9:52 am
You do know it was a man who wrote the OP not a woman…..I agree though he is going down for this one
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11:36 pm
LOL!! I thought he was a woman, too. I didn’t read the name, I just looked at the picture.
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1:42 am
Typical working of a liberal. You overlook the details in your haste to spread hate.
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I think you will find, Abe, that it is in fact YOU who is spreading the hate. Just saying.
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8:05 pm
1. J.K. Rowling, a woman, wrote Harry Potter.
2. J.R. Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings.
3. Stephanie Meyer wrote the Twilight books and is helping with the production.
4. And obviously you have not read the books nor seen the movies because there is no mention of sex in the first three and in fourth it does not go into erotic detail. Please, like most people on this site, do your research.
Morons.
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8:55 pm
Am I the only one here that knows that this is whole site is satire?
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10:17 pm
I know it is, but there are a few too many people who take it seriously. That Lurlene chick told a girl to kill her family… I just like to voice my views… And it is extremely fun on this site
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4:10 am
I did not tell her to kill her family, the Bible does, heathen.
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4:38 pm
I am not a heathen. Bitch.
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8:56 pm
Am I the only one here that knows that this whole site is satire?
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11:33 pm
That’s good to know, cuz I was really worried! Between the foul language and the incorrect facts, I thought that this ‘Abe’ person couldn’t possibly think he was a real journalist! LOL!!
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1:49 am
I do not like you. First off you show disrespect putting my name in quotes.
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2:12 am
Luke 6:31
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
I may not appreciate your hateful tone, not your radical opinions of something that you have proven to know nothing about, but, I will keep you in my prayers.
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4:01 pm
i found this whole review a waste of time. i might dislike twilight for the reason of it making vampires looks stupid and make people think werewolves are big dogs.
even i don’t like children and i might be mean towards them but i’d never pour stuff into their eyes for watching twilight. that could get me into jail. and why is it there’s always some fucked up christian trying to get everyone into believing such stupid things. this is another reason why i hate christians, some are nice. i like talking to them and seeing why they believe etc but people like you sure, are by far the most dangerous of them all.
i rather sleep with a wild tiger than be in the same country as you.
also, what is your deal with homosexuals and magic? i love homosexuals, they’re really sweet people. and magic is a wonderful thing, there might be dangerous types but there is good/white magic.
i can’t get why christians are so messed up in the skull. i thought god loved everyone and wanted to save everyone, what is with this whole “burn in hell” and “kill kill kill” crap?
bella isn’t a whore, like i said i don’t like twilight but i know bella isn’t a whore. she’s just stupid. i would say the whole twilight thing is stupid, but you’re just taking it a bit too far.
plus from those pictures i know edward and bella had sex. and it looks like in the first pic that edward is keeping his weight off bella.
for a christian, you talk about porn a lot.
i have to agree with a lot of other comments.
sorry for any spelling mistakes.
fluffy the velociraptor.
rawr.
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4:17 pm
what i dont get is why you EXTRMIST BASTARDS are obsessed with dissing things that you don’t understand in its entirety: just because you dont get it or like it doesnt mean that its a sin, or what the fuck ever you want to call it! i thought christianity was accepting and understanding that which it is difficult to do so? if not, then what is YOUR church teaching? cuz i am honestly interested. fuck off, religious-manipulative paly- olyimpic neanderthals
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6:04 pm
Okay…first of all buddy. Twilight is not for Satan whorshipors, goths, or anything like that! I’m a Strong strong christian! I go to church every Sunday and I know God loves me
I don’t listen to screamo or any music like that. I listen to hip hop, country, and rap and stuff like that. First of all, where the heck did you get the fact that Bella is married to someone else. Have you not seen the other movies? Have you even read the first part of Breaking dawn?? SHE GETS MARRIED! To EDWARD! She’s not cheating on him. You are an idiot to think these things about Twilight. Your obviously not a good Christian. What christian would spray Soap in thier Child’s eyes. WTH! Chrisitans are accepting, I would know I’ve been a Christian all my life and I have been rewarded greatly because I have an excellent life and you know what? I absouluty love Twilight and the movies, so go ahead a diss it if you wanna cuz no one is listening to you. Read the comments! I’m not goth, I’m not emo…I’m a christian and I know what ever church your from is most definatly not that christian cuz you are sick.
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6:17 pm
Screamo doesn’t mean that you are satanic. I love Black Veil Brides. They may be metalcore, but they do have many songs with screaming. Perfect Weapon, Knives and Pens, We Stitch These Wounds, etc.
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6:15 pm
I would lovee to hear what this guy has to say about Jersey shore
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4:29 am
I’m just speechless at your ignorance.. Like, I am almost not positive if you’re being serious. This website is an utter JOKE. If you were really as religious as you claim to be you wouldn’t be judging anyone. Because last time I checked that was God’s job. Bottom like you’re an ignorant, racist, bigot that doesn’t know what you’re talking about. And people that enjoy the Twilight saga book/movie might as well be perfect compared to you, you UNeducated/back-woods/ judgmental freak.
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6:13 am
I find it funny how they’re reviewing a move before it comes out!!
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4:49 pm
who ever wrote this so called review, its a real dumb ass, what are you talking bout sex scenes i have read all 4 book, i have seen the first 3 movies and let me tell you they barely kiss. i love twilight and there is nothing wrong with these movies..you might want to check your reviews again, u dumb shit…
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8:23 pm
Are you serious? this has to be one of the most idiotic, small mined reviews i have ever seen!. OBVIOUSLY I am a diehard twilight fan! Guess what I even have a tattoo devoting myself as a fan, does that make me a satin worshiper? HELL NO! Its also clear to me that you have NEVER read the books, or seen the movies because you have no idea whats even going on with them. How does Wicca even come into this anyway? They dont practice there isnt even religion mentioned in the series besides the fact that everyone knows Stephenie Meyer is a Morman but thats besides the point. Another fact obviously you have no idea what Wicca even means because guess what? there is NO satin in it so how can we be a bunch a satin worshipers then? I really think you need to check all your facts before you start judging people because I was very offended in several ways by this article.
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3:22 am
Case in point right here folks. She has given herself the tatoo mark of the beast to brand herself a vampire. Scary!
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10:01 am
Hell yes I have given myself a tattoo, and guess what? I have more than one! Wanna know I have body piercings to? Cus I do! Wanna know something else? I lived with my boyfriend for 2 years, we werent married, anything else you wanna condemn me for? Go right ahead cus I dont believe in your hell or any of this shit your preach!
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3:32 am
The bible says that you shall make no marks upon your body!
What is a Morman? In any case, the author is a man? Like Lady Gaga? I knew there was more deceit here than meets the eye!
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10:02 am
Yea well guess what I dont care because I dont read your bible!
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8:47 pm
Abe,
Do you watch cartoons? Or have you? Do you watch Disney movies? Or have you? Regular television?
How can you call someone a “whore” when they are abstinent until marriage? Is a married woman not allowed to give birth? Hmmm…Maybe I should get out my Bible and read it since you seem to think differently on this subject.
Yes, Twilight may not be a Christian film; however, it is one of the only series I have read/seen in years that speaks of abstinence in a world full of sex.
Your post reminds me of the uproar caused by Harry Potter. People found more witchcraft in that series that ever before. Yet, Saturday morning cartoons and Disney movies have been filled with magic for years.
I find it appalling that someone would of your age would stoop to this level and speak the way you are since you call yourself a Christian. I was born and raised in the Assembly of God faith and I don’t remember God telling me to go and judge others. I remember Him saying “Judge not, lest ye be judged.” Also, I remember the Bible speaking of not allowing such things into your home that will take you away from the love of God. Twilight, Harry Potter, C.S.I., and many, many more may be this way; but it is not my right to judge others for this. The only right I have is to pray for them and speak the Word of God so that they may know Him, ask for forgiveness, and live their lives through Him.
God Bless you and your ” little Satan whore vampire worshippers”.
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11:26 pm
Very good points… also, if you remember, Edward worries about being “damned” and won’t change Bella because he doesn’t want to “damn” her, as well, so, in a sense, one could argue that the movie does promote Christianity.
I love your point about magic in Disney movies versus magic in Harry Potter. This is another series where God is mentioned quite often and the “good” fight against the “evil”. Of course, most of the naysayers have never read/seen either of these series, so our arguments fall on deaf ears.
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1:50 am
In the scene you are talking about, the Cullen family ties Bella down into a room of coital carnality. Their they plan to do nasty rituals to her and twaddle her, but veil wolves lumber in and they get into a big fight and then he bites her and seducts her. How is this a good thing for children to see?
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2:10 am
What in the world are you referring too? Nowhere does the Cullen family “ties Bella down into a room of coital carnality”. The Cullen family are not with Bella and Edward on their honeymoon. Where are you getting this information?
And, she is not bitten until giving birth to her child; that she conceived during her honeymoon, which happened after she married Edward and they consummated their marriage.
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7:22 pm
There is a scene where she is passed out from them slipping her a roofie and they try to talk Edward into biting her and sucking all her blood out. I think it was in the prequel to this movie.
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10:22 pm
Adam, seriously you just need to shut your dumb ass up because you are making yourself look more stupid by the moment! There is NO drug use, NO alcohol your just plain DUMB!
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12:35 am
The first step is denial.
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9:31 am
Oh I promise I am not in denial, I actually know the facts of the story, I would advise you people to do the some before your start writing about something you have no idea what its about!
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6:51 am
Um…I’m sorry, Abe, but what scene is that and from what film? Because nothing even remotely close to that happened at any point during the Twilight Saga. Not in the books and not in the movies. I am pretty sure that this has to be a joke, right? I mean, you can’t really be this stupid, right?
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12:16 am
that was definetly not in the movie
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2:15 pm
o my god…..are you serious? im a christian…..AND I FUCKING LOVE TWILIGHT!!! how can you say its a movie about whores?? bella and edward dont have sex until their married and edward thinks he’s damned and he doesnt want to change bella because he believes he’s damning her too. the books dont promote sex or bloody orgies…..it promotes true love!
and in case you forgot….catholic priests and nuns have been sexually abusing children from the age of six. your just another fucked up person who thinks god has chosen them to spread the word !and renesmee does not mean born of satans love…..s meyer made up the name twat!
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3:16 am
Let’s play your child’s game right quick, as if it were true.
Let us say that a girl could consent to marry a Satanic creature who sparkles like Disney fairy magic in the Sunlight and sucks the blood of humans in sick Haiti voodoo ways. Let’s say this was all normal and a part of God’s plan for humanity.
Who performed their wedding? Was it condoned by clergy in the movie? A marriage is between a MAN and a WOMAN. Bella is a girl child and Edward is a vampire. There is no way a marriage could even be possible. Bella is a luster and Cullen a no good satan spawn. This movie is evil.
I like NCIS so I am not sure why you are bringing that show up.
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3:20 am
I didn’t bring up NCIS…I brought up CSI…and the reason is because it shows a million times more drugs, alcohol, sex, and many, many other things than Twilight does.
Either way, the story is fiction. We don’t have Vampires walking around so I don’t think you have concern with a girl marrying one. This movie isn’t real; it’s FICTION. And yes, I do believe a member of the clergy performed the ceremony in the movie.
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4:12 am
NCIS, Law and Order and CSI is all about criminals getting caught and the law winning. That is all reality. Criminals are bad and crime happens. It shows how to catch criminals.
Twilight teaches children how to be orgy blood harvesters. big difference
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4:13 am
All this young adult fiction fills the heads of our children with lies and dark fantasms about sexual congress with demons, or goats (as in Harry Potter). They are abominations.
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You dumb ass bitch
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11:38 am
In the book one of Edward’s brother who holds a clergy certificate preforms the marriage (you would know that IF you did any research before you posted this shit). And Bella is not a child. She is a legal adult (18 years 11 months old)
And the biggest point here is that this is FICTION. Get a grip!
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8:50 pm
You say you are in no part with this Twilight fandom but I disagree. How else would you know the phrase Homosexual unicorn? Also I take compliment to you calling me a satan worshiper whore. You are too kind! I do in fact use the gripping headboard hidden sparkle peen position when I shoot my porn. Bending of the knees? SEXAH! This is like reading erotica and I look forward to more of your non-homosexual urged articles towards Edward the fairy as you call him in the future!
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9:07 pm
HAHA LOVE your response
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11:20 pm
DarkPeenofWonder? Hilarious!!! As is your response!! Loved it!!
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6:55 am
Oh, this is just tooo good, oh DarkPeenOfWonder! I bow down to your brilliance.
GLX
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8:51 pm
I’m sorry, but sir your a complete idiot. You are confused and misinformed.You Bella cheating on her husband in you little rant, um he is her husband, and they are on their honeymoon, and they waited until they were married, I believe you religious people are behind that.
I myself am a religious person, but your rant has crossed the line. How can you call your a christian. I believe it says in the Bible to not judge , lest you be judged.
When you have no sin in your life you can point a finger. I think you need to take you holy blinders off, and re check your facts!
You sir make me sick.
~Lady Tazz I proud Twilight fanfiction author
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2:50 am
How can a human marry a fictional beast?
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12:19 am
exactly, humans can’t. So your this entire thing was pointless. I guess it was just for attention to make everyone look at you FAKE christians and believe its all of us.
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6:57 am
Very well said!!
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8:54 pm
You poor poor thing, probably never experienced an orgasm with the way you are going on and on about sex.
Look at the bent knees of Bella! Look at how they bend in ecstatic release…..Ummm that’s what usually happens when you have sex, but obviously you are clueless in this area. So stick to Polyanna type movies and let the adults enjoy their movies.
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8:59 pm
I am sad to see this article posted. If you read the books you would know that the author is a Christian. Stephie Myers is a Moron and has a strong faith and belief in God. The whole time in the books both Edward and Bella do nothing sexual but kissing till AFTER THEY ARE MARRIED. I am a Christian, my father is a pastor and both my parents have read the books and have seen the movies. They don’t believe this is the work of the devil. Sadly it is people who say they are Christians and then make comments like you did who give the rest of us Christians a bad name. You need to look at the Chronicles of Narnia or Lord of the Rings both written By Christian authors and both have witch craft in them which God says is wrong and he torn down a city because of it. Yet the churches support them and even show these movies. Before you go calling people names you need think about what it is saying about yourself. If you are a Christian like you say then you would not be writing this. You are judging people and God says thou shall not judge, only God has the power to judge and last i checked no one on earth is God.
Go and read the books before you talk about something you you know nothing about.
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2:50 am
“Stephie Myers is a Moron ” I have no idea who Stephie Myers is, but if she got anything to do with this movie I agree she is a moron.
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Brother Abe, I wish I could “Praise” click this comment a million times because it is so true!
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6:59 am
I believe she meant Mormon, not moron. And you, sir, are the moron. Get a clue, Abe. Please.
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12:10 pm
you say that you read the twilight books and don’t even know that stefanie meyer is the author?
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9:33 pm
‘This is like watching a XXX porn monkey show in Mexico, but worse!’ O_o Seriously what is wrong with you?
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9:48 pm
I have to thank you for the funniest thing I’ve read in years! Although I’m slightly concerned about your sociopathic ravings spilling over into society since you are so clearly delusional, I couldn’t help but find this level of idiocy enormously amusing.
I’m intrigued: what exactly is “dominant seventh top position”? Sounds like fun; I think I’ll Google it.
The final sentence is pure, ironic genius. Do your followers know you’re secretly making fun of them?
I’ll enjoy the movie when it comes out in November, but I must say, the film you describe probably would be much more entertaining. Wish I could see that one.
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9:49 pm
YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING MORON!!!!!!! ITS STUPID FUCKS LIKE YOU AND THIS SITE THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD, GO THE FUCK AWAY AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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9:50 pm
Where do I start? I mean cause really man you have NO idea what your talking about, I won’t correct your FAILED horrific facts.
But I will say this I am a twilight fan, i write fanfiction and read it. True me my husband is totally down with that! Unlike you that is.
This post is a fucking joke as it it’s poster. He just wants to get everyone all pissed off.
Perhaps for his next article he’ll actually RESEARCH his topic, otherwise it’s a just a bastard running his mouth off.
In the end he will be judged (and since we’re all whore & are gonna go to hell) he’ll burn in hell with the rest of us, what fun that will be!
Get your facts straight, you really should not be saying anything anyway, just looking at your article says SINNER.
Oh and yes I will SO be taking my children to see this!
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2:48 am
Your children will then sadly meet Satan unless they can break this movie’s grip on their minds. You are a mean, mean parent to take your kids to this.
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7:07 am
You don’t have much faith in humanity, do you, Abe? Not if you think that one harmless movie will have us all gnawing at peoples necks and practising satanism. Especially a movie where that just doesn’t happen.
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10:17 am
And what I see is a man who a pretentious ass who doesn’t know what he is talking about. Cause from where I am sitting your the sinner who will be burning in hell.
Lies is all I see Abe, coming from your mouth. Slander Abe.
All over a movie it’s rather shameful that since you do not get the attention from the church that you must seek attention elsewhere.
“Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice”
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12:13 pm
wish i could curse you or something. have to look up how to do that in my witch-cook book
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7:23 am
How can you “write Fan-Fiction for Twilight” when you can’t even write a proper comment here? Oh…I guess that makes sense, people who like Twilight think they can read and write, but it’s like reading “See Dick Run” books. Twilight is for 3-6 year olds. If an adult stumbles across it, they should return the book or film to the nearest pre-school. At least when our 3-6 year olds watch this garbage, they have no clue what is happening, they just see bright, sparkling things, like most of the people commenting here.
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10:51 am
Oh Bruce you crack me up. Your commenting on my grammar? That’s a blast! Abe’s spelling is horrific.
Mine is perfect to his. As for your little hating ass, which by the way is going to send you to hell.
It is a book series or did you forget that fact? Your all going on about it like it’s real, my 13 year old has more brains that you and Abe put together.
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10:37 pm
One of the best comic pieces I’ve read in ages! Make this into a ranting snarling mouth foaming stand-up routine…. puhlease!!
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10:42 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay now that I’m done laughing…I couldn’t even read all the way through. Once it got to the point of “There’s a married woman sleeping in bed with another man who’s not her husband” type thing I was laughing so hard that tears were coming from my eyes. Seriously, and this woman thinks that she knows something about it all when she hasn’t read the books/seen the movies. Hell, Breaking Dawn isn’t even OUT yet, it was just the bloody trailer. I love Twilight and I don’t get all emo, want to suck people’s blood, or believe that vampires are anything but a mythological creature. Also, J.K. Rowling is a WOMAN not a man in reference to Harry Potter that she so bluntly decides to throw in. JUST FYI. Come on, seriously you think you’re that awesome that you know everything lady? It’s kind of pathetic to know people like you are out there harping on what you don’t know/don’t understand. Grow a pair and move on with your life.
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2:44 am
Why are you calling people a lady and then saying ‘grow a pair’? This movie got you confused about if you are a boy or girl child.
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10:55 pm
I am sitting here in an absolute state of shock and disgust. How dare you proclaim yourself as a Christian yet turn around and spew the vile words you have? What gives you that right, to take something as innocent and enjoyable as a novel(s) such as the Twilight Series – including their movies – and try to turn it into something horrible and disgusting?
Nothing, that’s what.
I don’t feel a need or urge to go through every single point in your ‘review’ (though that term leaves much to be desired as I have recieved better reviews from thirteen year olds) and correct it, as many have done that enough.
You, know the truth. You’ve lied and manipulated the story of two people – even if one IS a vampire (a work of FICTION I might add) and turned it into something horrifying.
I think the only thing you may have got correct was the fact that she married Edward.
Here’s a clue. Just a tid bit of information for you to mull over:
I’m a fanfiction author myself, as many of the people I know VIA the internet to whom I communicate with are. What made me automatically laugh – hysterically I might add – about your review was the fact that I was thinking, hell, if Twilight had been this good, I wouldn’t have TURNED to fanfiction in the end.
By the looks of your review, I’d say you have a pretty damned good imagination. Obviously, you think about *whispers* these types of ‘things’ quite often.
Here’s a suggestion for you asshole:
Us fanfiction authors, well we just love to let OUR imaginations run wild. If you think this is bad, come check us out. We’ll make your insides, turn right back out.
Because Twilight, in fact, was a love story, meant for young teens. It was appropriate for the age group it was directed at. It left teens – as I know for a fact – with a lasting impression on how they should feel about themself, how they should want to be treated by those who love them and how they should treasure the moral values their parents rested upon them.
I don’t care if you are Christian, Wiccan, Atheist or Satanic.
Because let’s be honest here, Twilight – really – honestly, never fell into one of those categories. She never delved into her own religion, let alone others. S.M. thw wonderful author who created this series never judged another religion in her works nor did she press her own upon us the readers – sort of like what you are trying to do know but are failing at miserably.
I really hated Twilight, yet I’m a fan. Then again, I’m an adult – a wife, a mother, and a lover. I was not some teen who read the books, I was an adult who read something that I felt was seriously lacking in my age group and turned to fanfiction to sate what I wished had been there.
Just wondering…. but am I a whore because I bend my knees while having sex with my husband? Or am I a wanton harlot because I moan from enjoyment? Should I be ashamed that my child was produced from those same acts of love and feelings?
No, you idiotic, over-bearing fool with nothing short of goo for a brain, I should not.
Stop being so close minded. Stop warping and manipulating a story of love, fictional tales and moral grounds taht we all enjoy.
Because God knows, if S.M. hadn’t have done it, some one else would. And she should be proud.
You, should hide in a corner and be ashamed of your words and your actions, you disgusting fool.
Oh and by the way, my seventeen month old son ADORES the Twilight movies. Should I bleach his eyes? Think carefully about your answer.
My husband immensely enjoys watching the movies with me. Does that make him gay? I guarentee you he surely is not.
I – and you’re gonna’ LOVE this – ADORE Twilight, have sex, work hard, praise God when I feel I should, love my family, and live a good life.
So apparently, that makes me a whore, satan whorshipper, a bad mother, and anything else you can warp those rather GOOD things about myself into terrible things.
I’d love to see what you have to say. But really, I just couldn’t care less.
God, well, he’ll judge you too. Kizmet, Karma, she bites, HARD.
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2:35 am
In your little pretend world of fanfiction, I’m sure everything is peaches and butterfly happiness. But here in reality, we have a battle for souls going on. Twilight is damning souls to spend an eternity in Hell with Satan, where the only blood letting will be from the gnashed teeth and bloody tears that will torment you for an eternity.
What a sick fate for a one hour sinfest for the eyes. Boycot this movie and live a great life, or burn in hell. Is that such a hard decision?
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2:52 am
Well said, brother Abe.
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2:48 pm
Freak..you and your “brother Abe”…
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3:27 am
The movies are usually 2 hours Abe, get you shit straight
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3:30 am
The movies are usually 2 hours Abe, get your shit straight.
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4:08 am
Watch your dirty mouth woman/
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7:40 pm
Screw you ‘Abe’ … I’m not going to repeat things that have been said on here many times already. All it takes to prove you and this entire article wrong is one thing. Google. Anyone that reads this and believes what this ‘Abe’ character says just Google “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1″. You will not only see that there is no way he could have seen this movie yet but also learn that the things he claims as “facts” are mearly the dilusional thoughts of a man scared of his own judgement on this supposed “Judgement Day”.
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5:34 am
Well, I’d rather spend and eternity burning in Hell’s flames than an enternity in Heaven surrounded by poeople like you.
And for your information, Sir, I may spend tme in my ‘fantasy world’ writing about vampires, blood and whatever else I write about, but we fanfiction authors, we represent God too, and we represent him far better than you. That does not make me bad, it does not make me a sinner, and it does not mean I’ll share your space in Hell.
Your accusations are laughable. Your review is not only a sham but highly disturbing… because the fact is, YOUR mind made that up, not ours, or Stephenie Meyer, or anyone else for that matter… YOURS.
What exactly does that say about you?
The next time you reply to me, you bible thumping, God-fearing, want to be, have your facts straight, your nose down and actually give me something worth talking about.
Telling me I’m going to burn in Hell surely doesn’t do it…. considering I know so much better.
You will not judge nor condem me, you have no right, only God was given that right. And even He will not judge me based on Twilight, you, or this. He will judge me on my life, my praise, my family, my good will and by His grace, he will judge you too.
Consider THAT before you spew another load of unknowing bullcrap.
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5:48 am
You call yourself a fiction writer, yet you cannot even people write. “Poeople”. Hah! You are a real trip, you know that? You try to act like these things are not true and expect us to believe someone who makes up fiction for a living over a, learned man of God such as myself. Get out soothsayer, this is the Lord’s work here and you are mad because I’m destroying your little vampire blood kingdom.
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6:02 am
Oh, Abe, really? Really?
Is that all you could come up with? In fact, I can find a dozen more grammatical mistakes in not only my first post but my second as well. If you’d like, I could sent it off to an editor or beta and have it proof-read before I post it, but really, I just don’t give a sweet damn what you think, or anyone else for that matter.
No, I don’t believe in the ‘fiction’ I write, or the ones that others do either… it is ‘FICTION’ afterall… Which part of that word do you misinterpret? Because apparently you are missing something here, or you must be considering the crap that keeps falling out of your mouth.
Are your eyes burning brown, Sir? Because all that shit is starting to add up.
I am far from angry… What kingdom do you speak of? Vampires you say? God, you are crazy, man. You actually BELIEVE in vampires.
You need to find Jesus. Really, maybe if you spent a little more time in reality and actually READING your bible and a little less time trolling the interwebs so you can barf your crazy rants all over the screen, this world would be a better place.
Again, please try to find something actually worth replying to me about. Because God knows, this is five minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
Please do NOT waste my time again.
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12:19 pm
exactly my thoughts. i’d rather burn in hell (if it even exists) than believe in your sick religion. religious people translate the bible the way it’s convenient for them or listen to people who don’t know a thing about it. i have read the bible and it teaches forgivness not hatred.
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7:13 am
I think you need to get over the twilight sinfest thing, Abe…because it really isn’t. Really. I promise you.
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10:09 am
Id rather burn in hell that listen to the shit you write!
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11:03 pm
You don’t know what your talking about, if i was you. Please check into the nearest mental hospital and seek help ASAP.
When people read this, some will laugh n some will agree. But as i read this it just shows us that you dont have an imagination, you don’t like intercourse, you don’t like gay people, and you have a problem with everyone in this world.When i read this you needed to look up some research or maybe read the books to get an understanding.
I’ve read most of this comment n what people are say is very true. Please keep you thoughts about Twilight and anyother fanfiction you dont like to yourself. Just because you dont like it, doesnt mean you have to bring the people around you down as well.
I know people that we on set while they were filming breaking dawn and what you said in your review of god knows what. You are seriously mistaken and need to open your eyes and have some unerstanding n imagination in your life.
Some things you need to know::
-Edward isnt gay he is protecting his soul mate.
-Renesmee is bella n edwards daughter. Not bella as a vampire.
-Bella didnt go round bitting random school children
-There is no nudity in this film you can clearly tell from the pictures and the trailar
-Jacob isn’t mexican
-If you say Bella is cheating on her husband, then who is she with then her fingers?
I could keep the list going on and on, but i know you wont understand or even read this comment.
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2:32 am
You misspelled “your”. It should say, “You don’t know what you’re talking about.” Clearly, you are the one who don’t know no proper American.
Your words cut with the burning fury of a hell heated dragon blade. My words are read by millions and well-received. Look how many people have liked my journalism.
I have a son who attends Harvard and he was created by proper means. There goes your theory 1 Cullen liberal liar. Two, I am great friends with gay people. I pray for them altogether and hope that their hearts will change so they do not burn in hell. Do you have Draino? Because I am clogging your little liberal drain with truth and logic.
Now to further tear you a new one boy, listen here. I feel in my guts with these movies was about and I did extensive research to bring you these facts of my opinion on it all. If you don’t like my truth. Get out. I refuse to let this Tolkien boy write this drib drab and ruin the minds of children on my watch.
Wrong again! I am reading your comment and understand you love to tell lies. Your mind is washed into confusion with all this fantasy vampire nonsense. Look at how you lied “I know you won’t even read this comment” How do you explain my response. See how you are wrong? It looks like you know nothing.
1. Only angels have soul mates.
2. Renesmee is Bella’s vampire name. There are way too many characters and probably why you are confused.
3. If there is no biting, then how do they spread their vampirism.
4. Look at the images. Edward is giving Bella the business.
5. Jacob is Mexican. Look at him and you can tell. It makes sense too sense wolfman syndrome usually affects Mexicans.
6. It sounds here you are talking about “M” and I must have thankfully missed her touching herself like that in the film. Thank you for warning us though and I’ll add that to my complaint letter.
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2:48 am
1. Soul mates – really interesting article about soul mates…http://www.getchristiananswers.com/articles/what-does-bible-say-about-soul-mates
2. Renesmee is Bella and Edward’s biological daughter in the books/movies. Her name is both Renee (Bella’s mother) and Esme’s (Edward’s adopted mother) names put together.
3. Yes, you have to receive venom to become a vampire; however, Bella isn’t bitten until after she gives birth to Renesmee.
4. Business? I wasn’t aware they were taking courses in Twilight. Hmm…I’m currently taking a business course, wonder if we could exchange notes?
5. Jacob is a Native American in the movie (I am unaware of Taylor Lautner’s heritage). And you are being prejudiced about your comment: “It makes sense too sense wolfman syndrome usually affects Mexicans.” This shows that you will stoop to low levels when it comes to someone not agreeing with you.
6. Masturbation – I don’t recall Bella doing this; however, from my understanding of a discussion I had with a preacher, as long as it is in the marital bed, it shouldn’t matter. She and her husband can have sex, right? I mean is that not natural? Are we not suppose to have sex in our marriages? Please let me know.
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12:24 pm
Abe what is wrong with you and the gay people? they’re the same as everyone else. they just choose different partners.
and just so your day gets better – i’m a bisexual. have a great day
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7:43 pm
Clearly, you are the one who don’t know no proper American.
LOL for real???? So the above statement is now considered proper grammer?
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8:06 pm
In response to you #2 statement:
Renesmee “Nessie” Carlie Cullen is the dhampir daughter of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renesmee_Cullen#Renesmee_Cullen
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6:24 pm
look abe as much as i hate belittling anyone and i mean you no disrespect this is not me trying to defend others because i read a few comments that where a little intense but we have been through alot in the past slavery,murder,encampments and that’s just a few im grateful that i didn’t live through it but to see the kind of mentality that brought forth those travesties breaks my heart.my children asked me why Hitler killed all those people i told them he was someone who for whatever reason could not except anyone different than him.so please for your one sake no one else s change your attitude before its too late.blessed be
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11:11 pm
I apologize. In one of my earlier comments, I called you, ‘Ma’am’. Now I see that you are a man.
I do have to say, this article is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read! You are either a sarcastic comic genius, or you are the most ignorant, simple-minded “journalist” I’ve ever read. Either way, it’s crystal clear that you just like to get people riled up and probably think it’s hilarious that you get so many negative comments. You’re like the Howard Stern of “Christian” web sites. Maybe even raunchier and way more disgusting.
Thanks for the laughs, though. I haven’t actually laughed that hard in a while. Your “journalism” is a classic example of journalism today – totally false, un-researched, full of spelling and punctuation errors and plain hype. It just goes to show you, any idiot can get online and write an article. You don’t even need to know what you’re talking about, either!
Unfortunately for you, your article will make no difference in the success of the Twilight franchise. Stephanie Meyer… NOT J.K. Rowling – who is a WOMAN, by the way, and wrote the Harry Potter series… NOT Twilight… is now incredibly rich, and the movies’ stars are all very well-known and getting a lot of other acting roles.
In case you’re trying to come back with some “smart-aleck” remark for me, I’m a 45 year old, married, Christian, mom of 2 teens who read all four of the Twilight books BEFORE letting my 15 year old daughter read them. I also have seen the three movies that have been released – NOT Breaking Dawn which won’t be out until November 2011 – with my daughter, and I have found nothing in the least bit sexual, satanic or gory in them. In fact, the lessons taught in these books are all very moral and, if todays’ teens learn anything from them, they will indeed be better citizens.
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I just wish more parents were aware of this type of filth and made an effort to limit kid’s access. There are great programs you can download that will monitor your family’s internet usage and cable television always has a parental block option. I don’t know why more mothers and fathers aren’t using these things. And of course, spending time with your teens is vital. Let them know that Jesus loves them deeply and occult practices like this vampire show can truly harm their souls. They may seem like simple entertainment, but all this Twilight does is open the door for sexual experimentation and drugs. It’s all so sad. Thank you Abe for speaking so strongly on this issue.
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2:06 am
You know, it’s odd you mention “sexual experimentation and drugs.” I’ve read the books and only remember sex between married couples and no drugs…
PLEASE, someone tell me if I’m wrong (if you’ve read the books).
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7:16 am
One of the biggest point in the Twilight story line is that Edward wants to wait till after they get married to have sex. That doesn’t promote sexual experimentation or promiscuity. That is a GOOD message. Really, Stephenson, know your topic before you discuss it.
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8:08 am
At no point in time is it good to fornicate with a demonic vampire. The marriage would never be recognized by American Constitution as is. Humans cannot marry outside our species. Advocating such is just more proof of why this movie is so dangerous and sinister.
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1:44 pm
shut the fuck up DAN! who the hell do you think you are? saying us humans cant marry outside our species bitch we can marry whoever we want! though its not like there are any other species to marry besides humans! NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
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2:20 am
“If they had invented smellovision you’d smell prostitute whore dripping of Las Vegas bathrooms at 4:39 am!”
Really? A virgin is now considered a whore?
“lesbian wolf carpet”
What? Really, who calls a woman’s private area this? I mean, I assume that is what you are referring too…And, if you knew anything about Twilight, you would know there is no homosexuality.
Also, why are you, as a “Christian” man here to warn us parents about Twilight, watching such “severely dangerous movie series that will lead to your child practicing Wiccan vampirism and listening to emo band Xasthur”, something so “pornographic”? Does the Bible not teach against such things? Against fornication? Were Sodom and Gomorrah not destroyed for these crimes?
I would really like to understand why it is that you have supposedly watched this movie. First, it isn’t even out and second, why are you watching such a film?
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3:06 am
“This is like watching a XXX porn monkey show in Mexico”
Now, how would you know THAT?
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this is soooo funny! and the best part? he’s getting attention for writing this….By reacting to it WE gave this ‘author’ his five minutes of fame .
Time to move on to real issues
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3:08 am
You know you just over analyzed Twilight. It’s just…it’s Twilight. It’s never this serious. Jesus isn’t bothered and neither should you.
(PS. I’m Christian and still find this ridiculous).
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3:18 am
It’s obvious that this is a joke review.
Go read the other articles (if it wasn’t clear enough here) and you’ll see that this whole site is a parody.
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3:21 am
Ps. Christians don’t feel this way about the Twilight series.
The writers of this site love to get a rise out of people & create chaos so they can sit back and watch, and obviously they’ve done a good job with that.
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4:11 am
Yes we do Cuomo. Shut your liberal mouth and put a sock in it. Twilight is dangerous. Did you see the article with the boy who bit 11 classmates in a wild, uncontrollable rage right after he watched the first release?
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3:49 am
Your just a dumb fuck who needs to be put out of his misery You just talk to talk everything you stated in this article is false and the thing about the kid biting his classmates is called bad parenting it has nothing to do with the movie
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3:25 am
I want a XXX-rated Mexican monkey!
I bet Walmart sells them!
Be right back!
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3:34 am
I have to say is you are one stupid ass Christain. What is it with you idiots? you make the good christains look bad and most of you are shit people who ridicule and judge others. But thank you for the best laugh i have had in a while! your “review” was one of the top stupid things i have had from a christain person. How bout you stop being so anal and get up to date with the modern world. You dont want your kids to go see it dont let them or complain to the board for movie ratings. better yet do the world a favour and go against something a bit more serious eg- prostitution or perhaps strippers, they are the real whores of the world who need to be shot not this movie.
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3:40 am
I HAVE NO WORDS! You’re serious? What you said is ridiculous!
You don’t know what pornography mean!
Beauty contests are pornography. Mums that force their daughters to show their little body are pornography and other many things not a movie that show ONLY LOVE between a human and a vampire that had great respect for her and for her virtue.
I’m limiting…I don’t want to talk about pedophilia between priests and other disgusting things.
WHAT A SHAME!!!
I tell you only one thing: SHUT UP!
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3:44 am
It is necrophilia, an abomination. People who have sex with dead bodies are an abomination in the eyes of the lord, don’t deny it!
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4:14 am
NECROPHILIA?! Are you serious?
I don’t believe that “the lord” watches Twilight! And if he does that, it means that he like it!
And at last, EDWARD is not a dead body TRUST ME!
Maybe you envy Bella?
Mh..probably…
WAKE UP! Vampires don’t exist!!!
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4:18 am
Animated dead meat is a zombie, still a heathen abomination. Clean out your mouth, and if possible, your mind with soap, young lady.
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4:39 am
Oh, thank you for the laughs that you’re making me do today!!!
Before it was a sad day!
And now YOUNG (maybe, not in brain) lady, watch here
http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-06-06/shirtless-sweaty-kellan-lutz-shows-off-hot-bod-photos/
and wash your eyes!
He is another dead body, another vampire named Emmett. Emmett is another synonymous of evil, right?
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4:39 am
They did exist once and people were able to wipe them out by burying them alive with bricks in their mouth. It was called the “dark” ages for that reason and vampires spread the Bubonic plague. It was a very decent scheme of Satan’s but he always forgets, Christians will always be there to ruin his plans.
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12:29 pm
Abe, i want to bury you with a brick in your mouth
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8:04 pm
Twilight is none of what you clam it is to be. You are a sacreligous person you can not judge a religion that you know nothing about.
As a matter of fact i know a mormon and they wear none of the things you clam they wear. Twilight is not blood and gore they do not have sex until after they are married. As for you abe breaking dawn has not yet come out it is impossible for you to see it. You are descusting pig that thinks men should hit there wives and abuse there children theres only one place for disturbed people like you and thats a mental ward. As well as you lurlene go get evaluated for that ward and if they keep you thats on them. Crazy syco people like you have no right to open your mouthh about things you asume. And when you asume it makes an ass out of you.
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3:45 am
This is the most asinine thing I’ve ever heard outside of the bile that Sarah Palin spills. OMG!! This blog is sick!!! This is why the internet needs to be monitored for fools like you. Funny how all the self-righteous religous so-called men of the cloth are the biggest sinners out here trying to tell us what to do, what to see, how to feel.
Look at all the homosexual reverends that were preaching against homosexuality. The same for the politicians. First of all, I hope Summit sues the hell out of you for posting illegal copywritten materials. We’ll make sure they get a copy of this blog.
Whomever you are written this sick crap, is just as sick as that Republican Senator going into men’s bathrooms for sex. You’ve got to be kidding me with this.
I’ll pray for you. The one thing you’re not pointing out is that both Bella and Edward did not have sex until they were legally wed. What two married people do in their beds is their business. Why don’t you talk about that!!!
Ignorant. Can you say LAWSUIT!!! Get your lawyers ready dude, Summit is coming to get you for posting those stolen pictures. You’re supposed to be a religious page but you’re promoting STEALING!!! HYPOCRITE!!!! You’re a thief!! You posted stolen material!!! Got ya!!
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3:52 am
You sound much angrier than it is right for a Christian woman to be. Calm yourself down, you will give yourself premature vapors and be barren before a man even touches you.
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8:40 am
Is “Summit” the company who makes that pill for Dementia? If so, I believe they are coming for you, TH. Look out. Also, use a lot of aloe vera on your arms because the strait-jackets chaffe badly. Good luck in your new residence, and if you tell them you need an Exorcist(which you seem like you might), they are required to offer you one in most states.
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1:49 pm
dumb shit summit produces movies not drugs. what do you live in a church attic?
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4:09 am
Oh, please please let there be naked sex orgies in this movie! Now I’m more interested than ever.
Not what this article was going for, huh?
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4:11 am
I’m in shock!!! Not just from the bad spelling and grammar.
ABE, you need a life! You are a sad, sad example of a Christian.
There is more offensive material in your article than in a PORN film!
Your “review” is offensive in every sence of the word!
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4:13 am
“Sence” is not a word, fancy boy.
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4:18 am
“S” is near “C” on the keyboard…Sense or Sence don’t change anything!
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4:19 am
What sort of foreign agitator keyword is that?
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4:37 am
Come back with a rebutal when you can speak American proper.
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4:42 am
I actually come from Australia.
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4:44 am
Why are you guys planking?
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10:21 am
Australia is the home of the Satanist Baphomet Andrej Pejic, a demon gay bomb set loose on American values. No wonder your keyboard is a perversion. Probably communist contraband.
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4:16 am
Gracious Lord, Abe. The comments are full of people who are fans of genre fiction. Book and films like this Twilight, with werewolves and vampires, encourage young girls to lie awake at night, throw off their bedclothes, and fantasize they have one of these creatures in flagrante! It makes them open (IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!) to possession by sex demons.
I will pray for all copies of this film to be destroyed by heavenly fire, In His Name!
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4:41 am
And some would say that the Bible is a work of fiction too!!!
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4:42 am
And then they would die, wake up and find their lungs filled with sulfur and Satan laughing at them.
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9:33 am
Actually, the Bible was written by man. Some people consider this to be fiction; even though some of us consider it to be The Word of God. Since the original was written the Bible has been translated numerous times. Neither you nor I know for sure what is true and what is not; considering most people even create denominations to benefit themselves.
Before you continue to spout off your hatefulness, you need to get married, have sex, get off, and hopefully you will be in a better mood.
Keeping you in my prayers.
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9:03 am
Australia is NOT the home of satan you devil woman, get a hold of yourself. ‘god’ doesnt exist, have you ever met the thing they call ‘god’? I didn’t think so. ‘god’ does not exist, YOU are the one that is brainwashed with the ridiculous christianity concept.
You are not a christian, but a mere fan fan of what they call ‘christianity’. Go and preach somewhere else, shame on you.
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4:27 am
Don’t you get it? This is a hoax.
If it is not, the author really should go an let someone check out their brain. Or what is left from it.
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4:36 am
My brain is just fine though my heart did have an MI in it and an afib in it but that was fixed and I was able to lift a fridge after my procedure.
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4:27 am
I’m a 47 year old woman who loves Twilight….I’m guessing this article is a joke. This cannot be real. This is just too funny. It’s obivious this person doesn’t have a clue about anything Twilight.
This reminds me of a Saturday Night Live Skit…..If this is real-oh boy….This is why church people scare me….they think everything is a sin and bad…..I rather be in a room with Twilight fans then people who write stupid articles like this.
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4:35 am
You look like a boy in your profile picture there.
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12:14 pm
Yeah? Looking at the pictures tells a lot about a person? Then that explains a lot. You look like an ape wearing a hat. Maybe you hit the wrong letter when typing in your name. You hit “b” instead of “p”.
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1:52 pm
he looks like a bucktooth hairy faced gorilla looking gypsy! hahahhaha!
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4:30 am
Well stirke me down with Edward’s sparkle worm.. I’m a Twilight fan, and if that is enough in itself to send me to hell, then so be it.. the Heaven you speak of I want no part in. Send me to hell, where I can have some fun !!
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4:34 am
Dear Lord,
I pray for this girl child. She is showing classic signs of psychotic delusions . She has changed her last name to “Cullen” and speaks as if she knows the boy personally just like that one episode of NCIS where the bad guy thought a famous astronaut was his best friend because she answered his fan mail. Please heal this girl’s mind so she can join us in heaven and laugh as we watch all the unhealed twilight fans roast in hell’s lava for all eternity. Peace and love.
Abe
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4:51 am
Oh Abe, you poor deluded soul.. My ‘name’ is clearly made up.. is it more alarming that my surname should be Cullen, than my first name being ‘Malice’?? It is clearly a play on words, as one of the characters in Twilight is called Alice Cullen x
Thank you for offering to pray for me, but I am in no need of your prayers. I am 30 years old; so certainly not a ‘girl child’. I know my mind very well, and do not want to abandon my fandom of all things Twilight. Twilight (among other things) makes me happy, and I don’t see the harm in that.
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5:08 am
I bet you are the type of person who uses cullen in your online names and email address names and even send the government demands to change your name to Malice Cullen. You are under the influence of this movie.
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7:49 am
Well for once you a right about something there Abe. YES, I am under the influence of a book and a movie. As much as one can be I suppose, but not to the extent that it clouds my judgement or interferes with life. And YES I do have a ‘cullen’ email address. So what?
I have to laugh at you suggesting i would ‘demand the gov’t to change my name’.. Is that another sign of being a psychotic delusional? Cuz you just ask yourself who came up with the idea there bubba lol IF I wanted to change my surname, I would have, but I have taken my husbands surname. He is my Edward Cullen. Oh, and by the way, you only need to fill out a form, to change your name. Not poll the gov’t. Please don’t assume that we are uneducated x
And on that note, is that honestly the best ammunition you could come up with? Oh, I am dissapointed Abe. Try harder next time Abe
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6:17 am
I pray for you and your misguided friend. Living in the ivory tower you’ve built in your mind must be lonely. We all know you have porn under your bed and pretend to be holy, but people who judged the most are the biggest freaks of all!
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4:35 am
You are a very foolish man.
This, folks, is the bad side of freedom of speech: people who think they know everything, but in fact are even more narrow-minded than the ass of a monkey, are now able to spread their ridiculous ideas.
It’s a STORY!! So shut up and enjoy or just walk away.
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4:41 am
The first stage is denial and attacking the Constitution. You must be on Obamacare?
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6:01 am
The first stage of what if I may ask?
Do you honestly think that I care about what you think of me? I’m sorry to tell you but I don’t listen to dumb people.
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4:43 am
The only thing that comes from a monkey’s ass is similar to this satan spew that you’ve just trolled out.
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6:06 am
No, the thing coming from a monkey’s ass actually makes more sense than this guy.
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4:43 am
I ♥ being a ‘Satan whore vampire worshipper!’ LOL!
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4:45 am
Why?
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4:52 am
Who else thinks Abe is going to hell??
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6:23 am
Lmao!!
Enjoy the ride, Abe.
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5:18 am
Wow. Just wow. I don’t think I have ever read a more delusional, ignorant, judgemental and badly written article in all of my life.
I really hope that there are not people out there that read this and actually believe you. Especially since your description of the film is so far off that I am actually convinced you are partaking of some illicit substances…namely LSD.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I gotta say that yours is simply scaremongering rubbish. And nothing that you have stated in this article is the truth. Not even close to it.
In fact, if you had actually read the books or seen the film its self, then you would know that it upholds a lot of Christian values. For one thing, Bella and Edward are married before they make love. losing their virginities to each other.
And, on another note, Renesmee means a ‘love that is born again’. I reccomend you actually LOOKING IT UP rather than making up lies.
Because that is what this whole article essentially is. LIES. dirty, rotten, hate spreading lies. And there is no argument against that…because it is fact.
You can say what you like, but the FACT remains that you have obviously done this out of misguided opinions and values. I suggest that you rethink your life, your thoughts and feelings and begin to live and enjoy life instead of condemning something that you obviously do not understand.
And that is plainly shown in your writing, because if you had any real knowledge of the story, you wouldn’t have said anything that you have.
So, I end with this. The Twilight Saga is a story of love, two people fighting impossible odds to be together. About someone finding that they do have a soul, a family that fights against their instincts to lead a peaceful and meaningful life.
And Bella certainly does not go around biting random teenagers, neither is there any homosexual undertones. Not that there would be anything wrong with that if there were.
I would also like to point out that I laughed through most of your article…because it was just so pathetic and delusional that that was all I could do.
I am glad to see so many other comments left on here that speak the truth, rather than your lies.
I know that none of it will change your opinion, because ignorant and stupid people like you are so stuck in their ways that they can’t see the truth.
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5:27 am
It’s so sad to see Satan brainwash so many souls. The homogay agenda has enabled vampire worshipers and other purveyors of the fecal fraternity to troll Christwire. But the diligence of the Chirstwire journalists will not be stopped by such lower ebbs.
I pray you hear the commands of “begone, Satan” and release this vestibule from your influence so as to join in the kingdom of heaven.
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5:29 am
I don’t remember Mexican werewolves or sparkly vampires anywhere in the Bible.
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7:23 am
That’s probably because of your drug use, Abe.
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5:37 am
Lmfao! Is this shit for real? This made me giggle so hard.I love these review where the reviewer seems to be smoking crack or taking something wacky. Best review ever for Twilight saga
so fucking funny man,that shit was worth it.
Also Robert Pattinson is fuck HOT and I can’t wait to see that headboard smashing on the big screen
Robsten shipper!!
Big shout out to all my other twi fans who can’t wait for November
headboards are breaking hehehe!
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6:03 am
Indeed headboards are breaking under the strain of sin.
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9:00 am
No,They are breaking due to two people in love and WHO are MARRIED.No sin to see here
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6:20 am
The “Twilight” series is awful, but these new movie comes out after Satan has his way with the World. We have “Green Lantern” starring a very proud Homogay named Ryan Reynolds, then we have another movie, the “Iron Man” films and the “Incredible Hulk” films, which prove God can’t be involved in their “nightmares”. We have “Thor” which nobody liked or cared about, and coming up we have a “Captain America” film. The last film I mentioned was written by communist, Obama lovers, and should never be seen.
The Christwire Research Team has devoted their lives to finding evilness to report about, so please don’t disparage them!!!
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7:25 am
You’re joking….right?
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10:29 pm
dude shut da fuk up obama is awsome ok lol
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6:27 am
WOW…hold on let me stop laughing at all your bad grammar…
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Nope still not done…
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OK caught my breath.
Who knew they had internet that far back in the hills!!!
Telling parents to burn their children’s eyes with soap is condoning child abuse you fool.
Considering the movie doesn’t come out until NOVEMBER 18th, I love your hypothesis. Reading your article put a big ole SPARKILY SMILE on my face, only because I couldn’t stop laughing at you. You should probably check yourself into a mental institution now before someone else does it for you.
You comment on the Constitution above was just stupid and unthought out. I am a REPUBLICAN and still know my rights as an American. FREEDOM OF SPEECH, THE SAME RIGHT YOU HAVE TO POST YOUR INSANITY GIVES EVERYONE ELSE THE RIGHT TO LAUGH AT YOU AND CALL YOU ON YOUR STUPIDITY!
I’ve decided you are not a “Christian” but a HYPOCRITE. Thou shall not JUDGE others, let the Lord pass the only judgment. Well guess what buddy you broke that one! You going STRAIGHT to hell!
Before you go spouting off with your NONEDUCATED mouth I suggest you use the same computer you used to post this blasphemy to find you a good lawyer. You stole pictures from Summett. I’m going to laugh when they sue you, not that they would get much. But your hat would make a good prop!
You also seem to know a lot about sexual positions and such… Then again that’s probably your over active imagination.
Oh before I go, I’d love to use SPARKILY TOE’s in one of my stories!!!
Have a nice day worrying about your hind in. I’m sure it won’t be long before you hear from those High Class Sparkiling Vampire Lawyers.
RUN MAN THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING FOR YOU TO!!!!
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6:27 am
Oh and by the way, Abe. How hiprocritical is it exactly that above, to the right hand side of our screens, you are advertising the sale of Twilight related merchandise.
Wow… keep on spewing.
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6:38 am
OMG…I just died laughing….
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6:43 am
I hope you repented your sins and accepted Jesus before you died.
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6:47 am
No but maybe we should do some Hail Mary’s. Since were all going to hell. I look forward to seeing you there along with Abe! Maybe I can teach you 2 how to actually write and use your brains. But then again that cult brainwashing goes very deep
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6:56 am
The fact that you want to do “Hail Mary’s”, is just more proof that “Twilight” is Satan’s Funhouse. Christians, like us, do not pray to Mary, as that is idolatry. We love God and Jesus and The Holy Spirit. Please avoid watching this “film” and keep praying for others, you’re on the right track, but you chose already saved people to pray for.
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7:06 am
SARCASM, I’m baptist. I’ve seen all of the movies and know that none of what you are spouting is not in the movies.
And please refrain from telling me how to “Pray” I have an open line to God. But you and Abe here, have strewed beliefs. you can’t twist the Bible into what ever you would like it to say.
Maybe you should read more, you guys are obviously missing a few CRITICAL points.
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6:53 am
Go thump your religious nonsense – because if it made a lick of sense you’d know better than to say what you just did – on someone else’s door. We aren’t intimadated by you, far from it.
We, as in me and Tazz, represent God far better than you ever could dream of doing because us here, we aren’t the hiprocrites. We aren’t the ones condeming others for enjoying what we enjoy and then turning around and advocating the sale of that same merchandise on our websites to creat cash influx.
You are an idiot. And what makes it even worse is that it is very possible you even believe the things coming out of your mouth.
Seriously, go to chruch…. pray for YOUR mistakes, ask for forgiveness for judging and condeming others, because that IS what you are doing.
And really, get over yourself… this world doesn’t revolve around nonsense like this.
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7:10 am
Who are you and Tazz? Also, can you summarize that 3 page article you wrote? I only read about 2 lines of heathen talk, so if you could re-write the 15 page comment into a 2-4 line comment, myself and Jesus would appreciate it.
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7:15 am
Tazz, Kriss and I are all from the same circle. Good luck you heathen. You guys call women whore’s and people in general gay and don’t expect backlash? Get a hobby dude.
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7:40 am
Sparkle Bee or Pony, I am offended that you even suggested I used the word “wh*re”, and I also didn’t call anybody gay. I think you are being a Bigot towards Christians now. I appreciate that you have different lifestyle choices than me, but I have not called you, Kriss or Lady Tazz out about you blatant Lesbianism due to you 3 watching the Twilight movies, so why do you lesbians think it is important to call out Myself and Abe as being “Bible Thumpers” when we are just God fearing Men who are looking out for America? I find it rude and Bigoted of you Bee, Tazz and Kriss, Show respect to your elders and maybe you papa will let you drive his car on your first date when you turn 18.
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7:25 am
You moron. Tazz is the woman you replied too…. are you even paying attention to what you are doing when you type? Obviously not… considering you’re still advocating bullshit.
I wouldn’t summarize anything I wrote to please your ridiculous self. You expect others to read all that you have written yet not the same from yourself for them?
Wow, let’s keep watching that world revolve around you, buddy.
Get a job… or a life, and while you’re at it, open up your bible and read a bit. You never know, you might find some answers you have been looking for.
After all, God knows all, sees all and does all correct?
Idiot.
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7:47 am
Kriss, you called yourself a moron because you replied to your own post. I think you should head to your “baptist” church asap. I think the Twilight has caused brain trauma in you. I’ll pray for you, but tell Bee and Tazz to get checked out too, please. Thanks.
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9:27 am
HA i find it funny you called me a lesbian but I’m the bigot? I am way over the age of 18 moron and a mother THAT’s right I HAD SEX AND I MADE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! *GASP* I HAD SEX WITH A MAN AT THAT!!!
But that makes me a lesbian *snort* SEX ED MORON!
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10:39 am
Bruce, I am 39years old, I believe I’m YOUR Elder.I’m married to A MAN, with 2 children.
You are a complete idiot, and i think you need to get your facts straight.
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10:56 am
Tazz, you are not my Elder, and what facts should I get straight? The fact that even though you are “married to A MAN with two children” you are obviously having lesbionic relations and possibly self-gratification nights with Kriss and Sparkly Pee? or the fact that the Twilight books/movies were written by a Mormon to try and convince kids that it is ok to get married when they are 13, as long as they are in love? I have my facts straight…Straight from God.
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11:13 am
Friendship is far from lesbianism you doof.
Oh and for the damn record. JK ROWLINGS WROTE HARRY POTTER NOT TWILIGHT! That would be Stephanie Myers.
Your so damn blind to the world. But since were all screwing everyone, SEE YA IN HELL HYPOCRITE!
*Poofs* I’m off to read vampire smutt and live my lesbian life *eye roll* Blooming idiots.
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6:35 am
I approve of the Twilight Series, my dear children.
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6:41 am
Dear God,
You are an awesome God and very smart…You need to set Abe straight…he is nuts…perhaps send him on vacation to a padded room!
Amen
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6:43 am
THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING!!!! GOD SEND THEM IN NOW!
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6:48 am
Using “God” as your name is against the commandments. I am sure that the actual God does not need to comment here, because the real, true God talks to the authors here and tells them what to write.
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6:53 am
being a hypocrite is also a sin. Passing judgment on others is also a sin. You guy’s should really consider that, don’t worry all of the “whores” will save you and Abe a seat in hell I’m sure.
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8:07 am
Brother Bruce, I was meaning to ask. I don’t see Claire around anymore, is it morning sickness? Praise be.
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8:18 am
Lurlene, I truly wish that was the case with Claire, but the truth is, I sent her to “Christian Housewife Boot Camp” with Sister Susan B. Xenu. I highly recommend this boot camp to men whose wives are not fulfilling their duties. It obviously works because Claire isn’t commenting here 5000 times a day anymore. God Bless Sister Susan B. Xenu!!!
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8:43 am
It warms my heart to hear that, Bruce! We’ll make a Christian out of her yet! One more saved!
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9:02 am
If Sister Susan can’t “fix” Claire, I don’t think anyone but God Himself could.
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9:42 am
It seems that Sparkling Bee, Kriss and Tazz need to go to Christian Housewife Boot Camp too, since they can’t stop nagging Brother Abe about his very well investigate movie review.
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11:09 am
You’r all insane. The day I hit bootcamp is the day I see you both in hell. Get a life you losers and pick up a real bible instead of your brainwashed version. *poofs*
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12:10 pm
Poor woman being sent to be brainwashed at bootcamp. You should tel her to get out her Twilight books as she’d have more fun with us than with you brainwashing freaks,and wouldn’t need to be sent away to some sadist camp
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6:50 am
You fools have all been brainwashed by your cult leader, God doesn’t approve of Cults either.
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7:08 am
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!!! We are not gothic, fake blood sucking, sad, homosexual people. How dare you call someone a homo when they are just being romantic and lovely! Just because you can’t be caring about anything doesn’t mean you have to call everyone else gay! You are a disgrace to ALL religions of this world and your nation. You should be ashamed of what you have said on here and since you are such a big God lover he will send you to hell for this and you will never be able to make him or yourself forgive you. I hope you hate yourself!
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7:11 am
Spew away while I go look at this Twilight gear you guy’s are advertising.
I’ll Pray for you! You guys obviously need it. I pray you EDUCATE yourselves, get out of your Cult beliefs,and stop passing judgment that isn’t yours to pass. You call yourselves Christians? I think not.
Good DAY! oh and God Bless your little pea pickin hearts.
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7:53 am
BRILLIANT isn’t it?!? A t-shirt being advertised as saying ‘I promise to love Edward Cullen every moment of forever’ couldn’t have worded that better myself!!
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8:06 am
Fangs or fur? Is that a gag anime costume party that I hear about? Children are snatched at those things so why would you even support it?
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8:14 am
hahaha!! No, I clicked on the button and thought it would add the image to the side of my post, not huge and underneath it.
But,secondly what the hell are you on about? Child snatching parties?? Hmm let me see, I have a young daughter, so yeah I’d really be up for that..
Use your grey matter, and know what your talking about before spreading your verbal diarrhea about.
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8:25 am
Dear Lord Jesus, I pray for the small child daughter of Malice Cullen. Please keep this poor unsuspecting young girl out of the “Twilight Child Snatching Parties”. I only ask this of you because I don’t know where Malice Cullen lives so I can call “Child Services” because sheis a Twilight fan. I know you will make everything right, God.
Amen!
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9:14 am
MWHAHAHAHA!!! have you heard yourself? calling child services over Twilight?’ honestly?? That’s more akin to something I could see on ‘World’s Stupidest 911 calls’
And assuming that God does exist, and intervene when necessary in our lives, what with all the death, famine, disease & natural disasters occuring that he/she would care about a young girl watching a movie??
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9:27 am
God said in Galatians 5:19-25: “19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.24 And they that are Christ’s have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.”
If you can read that, and not believe that you are abusing your child by letting them watch these filthy pornographic sin films, then you need to find a Church and pray.
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9:46 am
Now do not get me wrong.. I would not let my daughter watch a porno. But if we were happening to watch something as a family that had a love scene in it, then I wouldn’t make a big deal of it, and turn it off straightaway. That gives children an impression that it is something that is bad, dirty or that should be hidden away. Which it shouldn’t. Affection in all its form should be celebrated. By not teaching our children we only perpetuate ignorance. And while that may be bliss for some of you, I want my daughter to be well educated and ready to make informed choices. Is that really such a bad thing? No, thought not.
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12:31 pm
Sounds like an online snatching trick to me. All this talk of anime, the Japanese word for pornography and then you go slather it up with all this Twilight sacrifice blood and midnight tequila orgies, and I see what your game is here ‘cullen’, trying to lure young children to your rusty black van with tinted windows. It really is just like NCIS with you Twilight folks like Abe said. Good grief.
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3:20 am
anime is cartoon dumb shit, “hentai” is smut
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7:36 am
Loving these comments. Whether this is a hoax or not, the fact that the vast majority are sane and intelligent individuals and speaking out against this ridiculous article is heart warming.
This has kept me entertained ALL DAY. Thank you.
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8:11 am
Gemma, The Holy Bible will entertain you for an entire Life and then in to an Eternal Life. Read that and stop having false hope of becoming a “vampire”, because “vampires” don’t exist but God does!
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8:18 am
Is that so? Well good luck proving one way or another the existence of God or Vampires..
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10:36 am
Hang on…so, you’re saying that if I read the bible I will get eternal life? But…if vampires are real, and one just happens to sparkle up to me and give me a good ole bite on the neck…won’t I have eternal life then too?
but then…if vampires don’t exist, what’s the problem? If they don’t exist then your whole point is moot.
Because if vamps don’t exist, then there is nothing to bitch and cry and worry about.
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8:16 am
Please tell me that I am not the only one who almost peed their pants laughing when they read this? There is no way that this can be for real. I pride myself on my sense of humor and thought this was well written and hilarious. Honestly that fact that anyone is debating over this article is almost as funny as the article itself. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I am a Christian and have a personal relationship with my Savior. I bet God is looking down shaking his head at all this ridiculousness.
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9:13 am
ROFLMAO You can’t call child services on someone for liking a movie MORONS! Ya’ll are retarded. FANGS Or FUR Is asking what side you are on. Education IS FREE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT
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9:16 am
well put Sparkling Bee!!
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9:22 am
There all so small minded. Did you see this Bruce Duchebag? He is talking about sending his woman to bootcamp an crap. I DARE A MAN TO TRY IT!!! I’d have him hurt. I take care of my stuff an balance my time very well he needs to pull his head out his arse and get some real religion besides that cult he is living behind.
At least a BDSM relationship isn’t that bad!
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9:35 am
christian housewife boot camp?? that is freakin hilarious. For not carrying out one’s wifely duties? What exactly are those I wonder..
on second had I don’t wanna know! I wear the trousers in our relationship.. and my husband knows that!
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9:48 am
Lesbians always wear pants because flannel shirts don’t go well with skirts usually. You seem like you could benefit from a trip to the Christian Housewife Boot Camp. I guarantee, your husband will appreciate you so much more when you return.
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10:02 am
Oh so now because i wear the pants in my relationship (with a man no less, but whatever) I am now a lesbian..
I’ve kissed a girl before, and my hubby knows about it. But ooh when I tell I’m ‘now’ gay.. well he will be over the moon!!
Oh and for the record being gay doesn’t affect your fashion sense x If I were gay, I’d be the femme of the two x And i only own 1 flannel shirt.. the one Bella wears in Twilight!!!
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9:48 am
wtf! por favor que estas diciendo se nota tu ignorancia sobre el tema osea hello el hecho de que tengan sexo es como en cualiquier otra pelicula, si tienes esa mentalidad… de verdad yo creo que estas muy equivocado en tu pensamiento yo he leído los libros y ninguno habla o describe el “momento” de la forma que tu lo has hecho y creo que tu le estas poniendo mucha morbosidad al tema porque ni en el libro dice tanto como tu lo has hecho en esta critica y muy negativa de verdad estas loco! y al que le hace falta el shampoo es a ti para que te laves esa mente tan cerrada que tienes .
si fuese por eso todas las películas serian adoracion a satanas osea ubicate! es solo un arte y la representacion de algo, no creo que sea la gran cosa.
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10:13 am
See this!!! Twilight makes you become Devil possessed and speaking in evil tongues like this. Thank God for men like Brother Abe, who are able to withstand the horrors of films like these and bring us reviews after watching them. If he were not as strong in his faith, I am sure his review would have read like the gobblitygook in the comment above.
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11:03 am
Since when is speaking another language considered speaking in tongues? Just because you cannot understand what Daniela has written does not make it gobbeldygook.
You have really sunk to a new low. And in my mind, lost every last shred of the arguement in point.
Plus get your facts straight.. the title of the article is BD sex scene photos leaked. Abe has strung together a heap of mis information and claimed that he has seen the movie. The movie which isn’t going to be released until November.. Hmm now how could that be? He clearly hasn’t seen it. Just because he’s probably gotten off on the leaked pictures and the trailer, does not make him knowledgeable. As any fan who has read his article can clearly see by the amount of errors in it.
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12:39 pm
it is spanish not some evil tongue. if you would be smarter you would actually know that.
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12:27 pm
It’s a Mexican Team Jacob fan. Tan cuidado! Aqui, chiquita, se habla ingles. En este pais, si quires vivir aqui, en tu boca y de tu lengua, alabe al Bueno Senor Presidente Bush. Entiendes mija?
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3:26 am
hello bush was a dumb fucking idot. and obama is not doing to good him self. (sorry to those who like him it is just my opinion of obama.)
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9:48 am
Let me guess…..Bruce and Abe,
You believe that the man is the king and that the woman is the pile of dog poo out in the yard, dried and turning white. She is to sit there and look pretty, cook, clean, and bear your children….OH!!! Wait, No! She can’t bear children because apparently sex with your spouse is a sin. You must be the type of men that walk in front of your wives and make them grovel at your feet for daily sustenance; and that’s only if they’ve been good girls.
Lurlene,
I can’t believe that you are even allowed on here. Did your spouse actually allow you to watch or read Twilight? OMW! You better get on your knees fast and ask for forgiveness.
Also, you can’t “fix” someone who isn’t a Christian. You pray for them; you talk with them, by answering their questions or providing them with Scripture; you DO NOT judge them. You also do not spew hypocrisy like what you have done on here.
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7:52 am
IamMe, you are disgusting! Dried up dog poo does not look pretty, and I certainly won’t let it cook, clean or bear my children.
This is the problem with Twilight fans. They think because the pedophile vampire married the whore child Bella in an inter-species wedding that now we can even marry dog poo! You people are mentally disturbed and should seek counseling…quickly.
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11:27 am
We are not the ones the need counseling, we are not the ones who are delusional, that would be you crazy idiots who are defending this shit!
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11:28 am
We twilight fans are not the ones the need counseling, we are not the ones who are delusional, that would be you crazy idiots who are defending this shit!
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10:10 am
You are insane!! You wrote a disgusting article. If you are so Christian how the heck do you even know what would be in a porn movie. There is nothing to do with homosexuals in this series. If you are talking about an actors past movies, what does that have to do with this one. And AGAIN, IT IS JUST A MOVIE!! If parents allow their little children to go to a PG13 movie, that is bad. But that is not for you to decide. The things you wrote were filth. Do you attact every movie that comes out? Or is it just that hate this series to the point that you are obsessing about what they might be doing in a picture
that shows very little.
Ofcourse there are no vampires, in reality God would not allow there to be such things. BUT it is a movie, like any of the other movies out there.
It is your site. It is your perogative to write pornografic filth about something you don’t even understand. You rant like a crazy man. You are not being Christian you are just gross.
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10:30 am
And pardon me for having typos in my comment. I saw how you attacked a couple of the other comments for spelling errors. THE HORROR!!! apparently my Iphone objects to me being on a site with filth.
And you can attack me all you want you dirty old man. I certainly won’t be back to see it. And that is because I really am Christian.
Enough said…
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10:44 am
Dear Bruce,
You’re a retarded fool. I can no longer reply to YOUR posts because it’s likely you have reported me or blocked me, in some way.
Honestly, I think that’s kind of laughable too. Because you’re too scared to let a woman show you how she feels through her words.
Oh my bad, did I offend you? Want some more?
Housewife bootcamp huh? Or Christian Housewife Bootcamp.. What in the heck ever. Really? I need that.
Because I think my husband would GLADLY say I do ALL of my wifely ‘duties’ to his every liking.
Yeah… thin mind on you huh? I was referencing to sex there in case you missed it.
Bootcamp… no thanks. Why would I need a bunch of idiotd like yourself shouting a bunch of nonsense at me? If I wanted that I’d go to the cult you go to.
Really… find Jesus.
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11:26 am
I actually think Jesus might not WANT to be found by these people.
And I was wondering, Lurlene, when are you going to Bootcamp? It seems to me you spend too much time replying to comments on this site as well. Don’t you have a husband whose feet need to be licked or something?
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12:09 pm
LMAO. Nice. Very nice.
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11:51 am
Actually Kriss, It is not possible to block someone from commenting here. We believe in freedom of speech as guaranteed in the Constitution of America, God’s Country. You just need to be smarter than the “reply” button on the posts to be able to reply to me. You are correct though, I am afraid to let a woman show me how she feels through words, but only because that could take days and I have a job to go to. Also, this is a Christian Family oriented Website, so please leave your deviant sex talk off of the comments. I think that Christian Housewife Boot Camp would be a great opportunity for you to grow in your faith and learn to love your husband instead of Tazz and Sparkles Pee.
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12:18 pm
Oh that’s alright, Bruce. We figured it out ourself… it’s actually because your website is so full of literal CRAP, that it’s crashing our computers. Go figure.
Freedom of Speech huh? Nice one… I’m also Canadian, try that one out for size. Love to see your little snipe for that one.
Yes, this is certainly a ‘Christian’ oriented site. We all see that… bashing gays, other religions, supporting child abuse and so much more.
Fantastic. What kind of person wouldn’t want to be a part of all of THIS?!
Really, get a clue, clean your brain with some bleach, get out into the real world where real people live.
And seriously, my husband is much loved and well taken care of. He’s actually currently laughing his butt off at your response. He thinks you’re backed into a corner, and now all you’ve got left to bite back with to us is any personal things we might leak out in our comment, like my husband for example.
Are you backed into a wall Bruce? Svcard of a woman? That’s terrible.
But I’ll tell you what, as Tazz, and Sparkling Bee would too, I am by FAR the wrong woman to make angry. Because when I back you into the wall, I’ll bite back, and it’ll hurt.
Don’t begin to attack me anymore than you already have, you will not like what comes back to you sir.
And it will do you good to not refer to my name again, as calling someone by their name is a show of respect and you have shown me none.
Here’s some advice: Live a good life, not a controlled one.
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12:33 pm
That a girl!!! The only reason the Constitution came up is because he read my response up there *points up there somewhere*
Bruce is to scared that someones going to flog him for his crap and he is such a hypocritical bigot he has retreated to purposely misspelling my pen name.
I should give him my penname and let