Vagina Idolatry: Snatching Up A Conservative Cause
In the Scripture of Exodus 20:4 we learn God’s instruction on idolatry which is a far cry from the unicorn dreams of the liberal elite.
“You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.”
Scientific surveys show that many believe the vagina to be everything from a feckless mother to a tentacled leviathan that lures men to a life of perpetual sin sniffling panty waste. The liberal media has promulgated the obstructed vaginal view that the vagina must be protected, adored and given free access to medical care with federal funds.
What Is A Vagina?
Sounds like a silly question, doesn’t it? While many correctly view a vagina as the pregnancy hole others, embracing the lesbian ethnicity, have folkways proclaiming the poontang as sacred cow – to be worshiped and decorated with ornaments cast and polished in satan’s foundry. This continuous stream of vaginial mis-information is absorbed into the hive conscience.
One may think you know what a vagina is, but consider the fact one’s perception and definitions have been molded and deformed by the continuous pounding of erroneous information and visual stimulation, in and out, day after day. Some will try and post pornographic images under the guise of scientific charts as a “definition”, but the action is mere coercion to beckon all to worship the wound of original sin.
If one relies on movies and television to deform their definition, the image of a vagina as scary monster with incisors to chomp down on unsuspecting erections haunts dreams and is the primary cause of erectile dysfunction in healthy men. What is so insidious and terrifying about this image is the ruin of the erect penis, which is the source life and should be preserved because life begins at erection. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE
If your Chris†Wire †V Nanny Blocker™ is hacked by wastrels you might see an episode of something called “Drag Race”>RuPaul’s Drag Race”. This televised putrid waste of human hair weaves and garish marabou trim attempts to teach the masses that a tucked penis is equitable in appearance and regard to a vagina. Young men are predominately featured dressed as women with their flaccid reproductive organs piped like donut jelly betwixt their poo cheeks. It is a striking level of mockery when contrasted against penis respectful entertainment such as Nascar, which was popular during the penis-centric days of President Bush.
A closer examination of the “Drag Race” reveals that many of these peppy pecker princess boys are from disadvantaged groups being targeted for the homo-gay agenda – Puerto Ricans, Asians and paler members of the White Trash Nation. Our country’s most vulnerable groups are under attack to worship the vagina in this Nascar killing reality show. Nascar is phallic-friendly entertainment rather than touting doctrines of vaginal dominance like the LOGO network. One can easily discern the seething hate for the penis as the rightful staff of life by citing in the rise of RuPaul’s popularity and the limp status of Nascar.
Another cable offering from TLC (the Liberal Channel) is “Strange Sex” which will soon feature a woman with not one but TWO VAGINAS! If this isn’t enough proof that a whole network can provide candy making manikins and propaganda for the socialist regime, I don’t know what it will take to wake Americans from their vagina bliss.
Panty Shrines for the “Holy” Vagina on the Rise
One man in Louisiana, Missouri, who is fondly known by the handle “Shovelhead”, created a panty quilt temple for his humble bedchamber as a natural progression of vagina idolatry with mannequins or possibly manikins. His colloquial parlance does not make clear if he is talking about an anatomical model of the female body or making an offensive remark about a short man that has been modeling these panties. Manikins, which sounds the same as mannequins, like to be called little people and appear on TLC making candy and succulent chocolates. This choice in language might explain the sheepishness of the women that donated their vaginal coverings and the quilter’s lack of teeth from the rough and tumble method of clothing a little person with panties for personal perversion.
From the video below, one can hear and read the disjointed lexicon of these cult members. “From Where Do you Get the Panties?” quips the reporter – “From where” indeed.
Innocent animals, that could be running and playing out of doors, are often the silent victims of this cultish vaginal sect’s unending scourge on the morals of others. While the behaviors are often reported as “surprising” or “cute” they are part and parcel of a well planned breeding program to incorporate the prey drive for vaginal shrines and worship.
From Yahoo one can see the tale of one woman’s journey into the white underbelly of beastial vagina idolatry.
My boyfriend’s dog steals my UNDERWEAR!!!!?
I usually leave a pile of my dirty clothes in the bathroom after I take a shower and get ready for work, and when I come back to the house… my panties are missing. I look under the bed and my boyfriend’s dog had made herself a little panty shrine… and it’s ONLY my underwear! why doesn’t she steal my boyfriends??? and I know she secretly hates me so I know it’s not a bonding thing!! it’s kinda grossing me out….!!!!
While this young woman is paying the wages for her sin outside of Christian marriage and practicing poor domestic skills, she fails to see her “boyfriend” has obviously taught his dog to fetch vagina cloths as symbols in his sick religious rites. I’m sure “boyfriend” is pleased with his canine friend’s pastimes and provides him with additional kibble for his satanic efforts.
Cats, common familiars of virginal hags and masturbating spinsters, are also stealing vagina clothing for subversive shrines and temples. While it is unclear if the behavior is learned or instinctual – Adam Nelson, a Chris†Wire contributor and cat expert, could not be reached for immediate testimony prior to publication – observers are left to wonder the intent of those in the “shelter” community.
Vagina as Communist Hidey Hole
It seems weekly that one can pick up a newspaper and read about some drug addled offline incubator using her hatching hole to hide contraband. Mexican women are familiar with the practice of storing food and money in the cash kootch to confuse banditosand prevent pregnancy. Not surprising these loose labia women are lauded as high priestesses in the vaginal church and prominently featured on the American Idol site.
The Obama government is also promoting the full sale worship of the vagina and depredation of the penis. Sure the penis has been used as a tool to enforce prison yard hierarchy, but the TSA use of this long held tradition to grasp the reformative properties of junk jabbery to lull our strong business men into believing their jewels are worthless. It is an activity that is unethical in premise and deed.
All this vaginal idolatry and penis caressing has a poignant meaning for the liberal administration. By creating these statutes for compliance and effective ruin of the American business heart and soul through continued brutish penis fondling without the benefit of dinner or drinks we allow the communist to hide their true contraband. The goal is to strip bare the ambition and testosterone oils that lubricate the gears of the capitalist’s success and turn the greatest country the world has ever seen into a Socialist vagina worshiping Nanny state.
No Vagina is Bottomless
The vagina idolatry doctrines are snatching up recognition, but not a conservative following. As illustrated, both homosexual men and lesbian women of the homo-gay coalition benefit and promote the principles of vagina as deity to be worshiped. The liberal socialists are using the method to enslave and unionize. Propaganda and textile forms are popular and produce an environment where vaginas are given preferential status and caste in our society.
While all of this idolatry is terrifying to evangelical Christians, we should take comfort that the end is in sight. Strides in legislation have provided substantial cracks in the façade of the liberal Poontang Palace. The defunding of parenthood planning is one positive development. Challenging the recognized nomenclature for accusers of rape from victimhood to the more accurate term is a milestone in the destruction of the vaginal church that should gain greater acclaim. The next step is to erase “Rape” and “victim” from the lexicon and promote “surprise sex” and “accuser” as the conventional terms.
For those that benefit from a vagina economy, your days are numbered. Phallic-centric environment dependent economies, such as oil drilling and luxury automotive / truck manufacturing are more profitable and are expected to rise as the vagina idolatry issues are struck down by the conservative base. The vagina economy is a hole we cannot keep borrowing to support.
In conclusion, the vagina is simply a byway to the baby nest and a future populated with low cost labor and full employment. To view the vagina as part of the woman’s domain is to relegate our future to her opinions about her body. A lower population means fewer citizens to support Social Security. Respecting the vagina creates unnecessary taxation we’ve seen from the liberal administration. We must remain vigilant to ensure this sacred purpose and use is not sullied by undue gilding, thus becoming the golden path to our nation’s destruction on the way to Oz.
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Author: Blanche Beecham
"Blanche Beecham lends a soft, learned hand to the fourth estate with incite-full investigations on diverse topics such as Politics, Love, and Lifestyle. Her many years experience as a wife, mother, ladies book club president and financial auditor make her well suited to ferreting out the truth and giving it a sound shake." - Rev. Jackson Lee Whitebelley, Publisher and Editor of "The Incubator" - Follow me on Twitter! @BLANCHEBEECHAM
8:05 pm
Another day, another wonderful story by the lovely BB.
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9:03 pm
Thank you Blake. I’m a fan of your work as well. Praise click for you.
BB
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11:43 pm
Do you have any more “Stories” to tell, you blowhard gasbag?
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2:01 am
Thank you so much for making me laugh, I was feeling kind of shitty today until I started reading your articles. This is the funniest shit I have read in quite a while. I cant believe that people are getting so mad about what you are saying, how do you not see that this site is satire in the highest form. This is pure genius. The onion has a lot to learn from his site.
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8:13 pm
OB/Gyn was my least favorite rotation.
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8:46 pm
“OB/Gyn was my least favorite rotation.”
Yes, we’re aware that you want to force all females to have babies yet you view the process as so disgusting that you don’t want a part in it. Well guess what, there are plenty of females who view the process as disgusting as well, yet you still think we should be forced to partake in it.
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8:36 pm
What a bunch of bullshit but that could describe the whole site. What part of not everyone believes in you bunch of fairy tails you call the bible is so hard to understand.
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8:51 pm
Claire, you’re unhappy in life because you are denying yourself even the possibility of having children. How sad?
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9:08 pm
“Claire, you’re unhappy in life because you are denying yourself even the possibility of having children. How sad?”
I’m quite happy in life, and it’s not sad at all that I don’t want children, nor is it sad that I may be incapable of having them. How about you mind your own damn business, okay?
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8:58 pm
That Rupaul’s drag race is a very nasty show. The black woman host of the show looks unnatural and I think it’s a flap hider.
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11:19 pm
I worry for the disadvantaged that Ru seems to attract. The show has many Mexicans, Asians and White Trashians in an embarrassing abundance. These groups are being targeted by the vagina idolizing elite.
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9:02 pm
Adam, why don’t you stay out of that woman’s life? It’s her decision if she wants kids, not yours. You don’t even know her so don’t try to tell her what to do. What if she already HAS children? What if she just doesn’t want kids? What if she doesn’t have time to have kids because she has a very busy work life? None of that should matter to you. You conservatives…jesus. YOU all are the ones OBSESSING over vaginas!
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9:10 pm
Vaginas. They exist, women have them, big deal. There’s nothing wrong with them, nor are they disgusting. Otherwise, other humans wouldn’t be so attracted to them as to want to partake in sexual relations with women.
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9:16 pm
RD, penis. I’m just going to be blunt here. That is a part of the man, you should naturally desire to be within you when you find the special person you want for life. Yet, that is not happening.
If you let Christ into your life, my friend, your heart can heal. You CAN be a woman. You can be a fine woman of life and love and share your life with a proper husband. You need to renounce lesbianism, RD.
And TNHJ, there is nothing wrong with me not liking ob/gyn. There’s a calling for everyone and that was just not it. Even on ER rotation there was still the risk of pregs coming in and having to oversee it and it’s just stressful and something I prefer not to see or do.
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9:23 pm
Adam, vaginas. I’m just going to be blunt here. That is a part of a woman. I find penises to be disgusting and foul, and would never want one inside of me.
I was brought up Christian. My parents understand that I prefer women, and that I identify as agnostic, and find nothing wrong with either of those things. Unlike my sisters, who go to church every Sunday and constantly talk about Christianity, I do not lie, cheat, or steal. Huge difference.
You know what I did last night? I went on a date with another girl. It was great, and she is a brilliant, beautiful young lady with whom I feel remarkably comfortable. I’m not going to “renounce” my sexual preferences, especially since you’re so far in the closet that you can’t find your way out. Pot calling the kettle black, kiddo.
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9:30 pm
RD,
Don’t push your vagina monologue on everyone else. We all are well aware of your idolatry for the pregnancy hole as some kind of temple that everyone else should be bowing to in praise.
Lesbians need to stop the hate. If you don’t like what you read, go to VaginaShrine.org with the other vagitarians.
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9:35 pm
Why don’t YOU stop the hate, Bitcham? I have no quarrel with reasonable people. I see nothing wrong with conservatism, heterosexuality, Christianity, or the like. I do, however, take issue with people who are so removed from reality and logic that they think that homosexuality is “evil”, and that anything not fitting their narrow little mindset is an offense to some cruel, vengeful god.
How many times did you say the word “penis” in that article? How many times did you use slang terms for the vagina, even when it was not necessary to do so? You’re either a whore who guises herself as “virtuous” while bearing false witness (which, according to the tenets of the Christian faith, is a deadly sin), or a troll.
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9:45 pm
RD, Blanche is just jealous because her vagina is large enough to fly an airplane through.
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10:08 pm
RD,
I don’t have to accept your HATE for the Godliness of others. You and Claire are the rudest people here and need to get your spiritual house in order before you start trying to shove your vaginal agendas on everyone else.
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10:58 pm
Did you use ‘whom’ there because you’re not sure if to call the person you went out with last night a male or female?
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11:03 pm
Did I not state in that same paragraph that my date was with a young woman? My usage of the word “whom” was grammatically correct; any other term would have been a grievous violation of the rules of basic English grammar.
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9:24 pm
“There’s a calling for everyone and that was just not it.”
Just like how some women have a calling for having children and some don’t. I’m one of the ones who doesn’t. If we have to accept that you don’t have a calling for Ob/Gyn, then you have to accept that some of us don’t have a calling for getting pregnant, going through childbirth, and raising children.
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9:28 pm
And, indeed, some people just don’t have a calling to be heterosexual.
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9:56 pm
Claire, here’s the problem with your logic. Look at a mirror. Notice that your body has female structure. This is because by design, women are integral to continuation of humanity. Your body is to be the store of your husband’s seed and that is a miracle in itself. I’ll leave it at this. I pray that somehow, someway, you’ll enjoy motherhood. I think with the correct training you could still one day make a fine mother for a child.
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10:01 pm
You really are an ignorant asshole, aren’t you?
If you’d actually read anything Claire’s written, you’d know that it is more than likely that she is unable to have children, and that having any could easily kill her and/or the child. Besides that, she doesn’t WANT children. Ever. It’s her body and, therefore, her choice. You’ve no say in the manner, dickwad. Nor does your little vengeful god; according to your religious texts, he gave everyone free will, and allows people to choose whatever path they wish to walk.
Look at a mirror. Notice that your body has a male structure. Remember that you’ve yet to get married or have any children. Pot calling the kettle black, anyone?
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10:11 pm
RD, Claire can still get married to a wonderful man and they can adopt a child. There are countless children out there who need hard-working, loving parents to bring them up. There are so many unwatched in foster care who need homes and a loving family. From what I know of Claire, she shows intelligence beyond standard for her gender cohort and at that has a scientific mind, a true rarity. If her heart can be put in the right place, she can be a fantastic woman of decency and virtue. She is chaste and that is a quality many good men would admire. Her beauty shines through in her compassion for dogs and helping rehab them. That is all good and one day, she can be a good adoptive mother. The ties of family is not necessarily blood, but rather love and respect.
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10:17 pm
“There are countless children out there who need hard-working, loving parents to bring them up.”
Then why haven’t you adopted any?
“From what I know of Claire, she shows intelligence beyond standard for her gender cohort and at that has a scientific mind, a true rarity.”
So once again, you’re trying to claim that women are stupid? Oh, and stop trying to suck up to me by saying that I’m intelligent, as you’ve accused me numerous times of plagiarizing articles or having my father write them. Your reason: that as a female I couldn’t possibly be smart enough to write them.
“Her beauty shines through in her compassion for dogs and helping rehab them.”
I primarily work with cats.
If you’re trying to win me over Adam, you’re failing big time.
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10:20 pm
Claire, I’m trying to win over your heart so that you don’t fall into corruption with bad girls like RD. You really are a sweet person.
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10:23 pm
“Claire, I’m trying to win over your heart so that you don’t fall into corruption with bad girls like RD. You really are a sweet person.”
One, Claire hates you. Trying to win her heart is going to fail miserably, especially since you loathe everything she loves, and see women as nothing more than incubators.
Two, what “corruption”? How am I a “bad girl”? Explain that.
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10:43 pm
//Two, what “corruption”? How am I a “bad girl”? Explain that.//
He’s just mad that you’ve got more pussy than he has.
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10:08 pm
“Notice that your body has female structure.”
Notice how YOUR body has male structure. Biologically speaking, you should have impregnated multiple females by now, not pursued a career in medicine.
“I pray that somehow, someway, you’ll enjoy motherhood.”
And I pray that you lose your license to practice medicine, get evicted from your apartment due to failure to pay the rent, take up a life on the streets where you find your way to the bottom of at least ten bottles of liquor by nightfall, get gang raped and left to die by a group of illegal immigrants, and finally devoured by hungry rats.
“I think with the correct training you could still one day make a fine mother for a child.”
So in other words you approve of brainwashing in order to get females to comply with you?
I stand by what I’ve said before in that you would probably rape a woman in order to get her pregnant. Since you obviously don’t respect MY rights to say NO to marrying, having sex, and getting pregnant, then you obviously wouldn’t respect the rights of a young woman to say no to you in person.
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10:00 pm
Let’s not forget that even in old age, God made it so that the womb of Sarah could conceive a child.
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10:06 pm
According to a collection of stories that’s been passed down for thousands of years.
Oh, and let’s not forget that, historically, a woman was considered to be of “old age” in her thirties or forties. For a woman of that age to successfully give birth to a child in those days was considered miraculous, especially given all of the dangers associated with childbirth back then. Women were married and expected to bear children as early as fifteen, too, a tradition that continued up through the Middle Ages.
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10:11 pm
“You and Claire are the rudest people here and need to get your spiritual house in order before you start trying to shove your vaginal agendas on everyone else.”
I guess that people with vaginas as large as yours really CAN get sand stuck in them.
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10:35 pm
Claire,
I know Adam has tried to reason with you, to little avail. Here are the facts. If you don’t reproduce, the economy will fail without the additional consumers and productive workforce. It is in your best interest to set aside your selfish broken issues with penises, put on your big girl panties, and get with the program. Why do you want to bring everyone down with you? Don’t bogart the vagina. It isn’t going to belong to you much longer anyway with the current legislation.
By the Way, it is clear you did not read the article. You just rant the same snide selfish cries for attention.
BB
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10:38 pm
The last thing this planet needs is more people. If this trend continues, I may have to start hunting them again…
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8:49 am
This website can’t be real…. right? Someone tell me it’s a troll website. I refuse to believe that Humans can be so misguided and utterly, brain-meltingly stupid.
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10:42 pm
“I know Adam has tried to reason with you, to little avail.”
Adam doesn’t “reason”. He whines.
“Here are the facts. If you don’t reproduce, the economy will fail without the additional consumers and productive workforce.”
There are plenty of unwanted children who need to be adopted, as well as children in the foster care system.
“It is in your best interest to set aside your selfish broken issues with penises, put on your big girl panties, and get with the program.”
Claire is, as she has explained time and again, likely unable to bear children, due to medical issues. She has no issues with penises, but with selfish assholes like yourself and Adam, who think she needs to get pregnant to be worth anything.
“Don’t bogart the vagina. It isn’t going to belong to you much longer anyway with the current legislation.”
Prove that. Try to take away a woman’s rights to her own body and her reproductive rights, I dare you. Not only will you face a great deal of opposition, but you’ll find yourself without any support, you whorish buffoon.
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10:43 pm
Was this addressed to you, Foreigner? No, it was not. Stop trying to lick up Claire’s comments. She can make her own.
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10:49 pm
Blanche, you have GOT to get the sand out of your vagina.
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10:14 pm
I have a big smelly hair pie, you’d prefer my corn hole!
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10:23 pm
Would you rather have humans reproduce by budding, like the common hydra? You would wish for sex organs back when you have the top end of another human growing out of your back.
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10:24 pm
“Claire, I’m trying to win over your heart so that you don’t fall into corruption with bad girls like RD. You really are a sweet person.”
Lesbianism does not make one a bad person. The bad person here is YOU, who will probably not stop at raping a woman in order to get her pregnant. And I don’t believe for one second that you think I’m a “sweet person”. You don’t even know me, and you have no right to try to win over my heart.
I HATE YOUR GUTS. How many times do I have to repeat it? And you didn’t answer my question. Why haven’t YOU adopted children? Why haven’t YOU had children yet? “God” would want you to create children as soon as possible, not pursue a career in medicine.
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10:45 pm
Claire, that’s a sacrifice I’ve had to make for my career and my calling. I do look forward to marriage once I’m more established and for now, the nurses are numerous and they are decent dating fodder for the time being. As for adoption, I have four adopted children in Africa.
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10:48 pm
“Claire, that’s a sacrifice I’ve had to make for my career and my calling.”
Sorry, not good enough. If you insist on hounding me for my choice, then you better get your ass out of that medical practice and start impregnating women who will lower their standards enough to fuck you.
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10:52 pm
I’m pretty sure the amount of alcohol that would be needed to get a woman to go near him and listen to him for more than 2 minutes would be tantamount to suicide.
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10:49 pm
“Claire, that’s a sacrifice I’ve had to make for my career and my calling. I do look forward to marriage once I’m more established and for now, the nurses are numerous and they are decent dating fodder for the time being.”
“Dating fodder”? Is that what you call the women you take out for dinner and then fuck? You know, since you believe that women are just incubators, and that it’s their job to get pregnant?
“As for adoption, I have four adopted children in Africa.”
I highly doubt it. Do you mean the kids you send money to every month so that they can have decent clothing, nutrition, and an education? Because that’s not the same as actually adopting a child and raising it.
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11:07 pm
You make dating sound so raunchy and bad. I always have good conversation and build up a relationship with the women I date, and it just so happens most of them are nurses. There are a lot of them and if one messes up, there are plenty more. You try to make it sound like a wine, dine and thank you ma’am them. It’s not like that at all with them.
And yes, I do have four children I’ve adopted in Africa. It is not the same as raising a child, but those kids look beautiful and healthy. Two actually write to me and I write back. It’s really neat, because you can give as much as you like (more than the little bit that’s suggested) and when I know exactly what they need, I can arrange for that too. I’ve had two of them now for more than 3 years and they’re doing good. Whatever I give is helping them get food, water and health care. My oldest is aspiring to be a physician and I am proud. Sure, it is not the same as having the joy of having these precious kids in my home where I could raise them and teach them good values directly, but it’s the best I can do. I look forward to raising my own kids and for life, I will continue to adopt children in Africa as well.
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11:12 pm
“There are a lot of them and if one messes up”
So you blame all of your failed relationships on the women? Why am I not surprised? After all, you and the rest of your Christian ilk blame women for everything.
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11:21 pm
As for my relationships, Claire, I don’t need your Oprah drivel. The fact of the matter is that I’ve found women have a fatal flaw. Everything can be going good for that week of dating, and then they’ll be either too clingy or needy. Or they may be too rigid or too flaunty, maybe they are slothful or have an annoying habit. They may want to go out every night or turn out to be a opportunistic leech. There are all types of dating horror stories I’ve faced, enough to write a book. As for women being blamed for everything, no. Not all women are horrible, evil people that need to be dumped and definitely not married. Sometimes by the time you’re getting what you want, you just realize that it’s not working out and you show them the door. That’s just how it is and nothing against them, that’s just life and you should end such bad dating situations quickly. Just cut the ties off and move on to something better.
But on point, not all women are completely bad but don’t forget. Eve was the original sinner.
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11:14 pm
“You make dating sound so raunchy and bad.”
Considering that I went on a date last night, I’d have to disagree. You, however, are simply rotten.
“I always have good conversation and build up a relationship with the women I date, and it just so happens most of them are nurses. There are a lot of them and if one messes up, there are plenty more.”
What do you mean, “if one messes up”? How can they mess up?
“You try to make it sound like a wine, dine and thank you ma’am them. It’s not like that at all with them.”
It certainly sounds like you do that, actually, given your views on women and the fact that you see all women as being incubators incapable of intelligence.
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11:22 pm
No, I’ve dated intelligent women. They can do basic running of stuff and can keep conversation. Before long, however, a fatal flaw always emerges and I show them the door.
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11:26 pm
A “fatal flaw”? Do they attempt to have an intelligent conversation with you? Do they have an informed opinion on something that you dislike?
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11:35 pm
ALso, I don’t believe in Gay Dating. I don’t think you really have a right to date and make us normal people look at you eating pasta with another woman, sitting their goo-goo eyed and making suggestive facial gestures when the waiter brings out the clam marinara dish. It ruins my meal to see two women or men on a date and it is not fair to society. Gay Dating leads to the issues and riots caused by Gary Marriage proponents. If we have the right to federally not recognize gay marriage, we should also have the right to ban gay dating and outlaw it. It’s just as bad and offensive as cigarettes in a place of business.
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11:16 pm
Adam, speaking of Africa, that tribe you diagnosed on your missions trip with the dysentery bacteria because they bathing in their water source. Brother Konrad was able to get them a water treatment system donated. They should have it by the end of April.
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12:01 am
Thanks for the update on that, I was actually thinking about that earlier and wondering if anyone heard back.
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12:04 am
Your actions will result in saved lives and a lot less toilet paper usage. Toilet paper being worth its weight in gold there.
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10:46 pm
“Was this addressed to you, Foreigner? No, it was not. Stop trying to lick up Claire’s comments. She can make her own.”
Oh, boo fucking hoo, Bitcham. If you can’t contrive a decent response, then don’t bother.
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10:47 pm
Stop your nasty talk when you didn’t even read the article.
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10:51 pm
Oh, I read the article. It was remarkably hilarious, especially given your apparent knowledge of the many slang terms for a vagina.
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11:04 pm
Blanche,
I’m afraid much of the article must cover subject matter that is blocked by my chrisTwire modem. What I did read is both insightful and disturbing. Thank you for your efforts. As my father told me long ago before he passed; “never trust anything that bleeds for days and does not die”.
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11:07 pm
“As my father told me long ago before he passed; “never trust anything that bleeds for days and does not die”.”
I bled for THREE YEARS STRAIGHT and did not die (I was quite anemic however, and had lost a considerable amount of weight). It occurred between the ages of 11 to close to 14. They were the worst years of my life and I often wished that I would die. Please do not make light of the challenges that females have to go through.
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11:41 pm
“Please do not make light of the challenges that females have to go through.”
Just like you make light of rape here almost daily.
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11:50 pm
“Just like you make light of rape here almost daily.”
I have never made light of rape. Suggesting that a certain person exhibits attitudes towards females that indicate such disrespect that rape cannot be put past that person is not making light of rape. It’s no different than expressing the warranted concern that animal abusers might begin abusing humans as they get older. It’s a valid concern.
You, on the other hand, made a derogatory joke about the entire female gender. Jokes like that are in very bad taste when made by a male, as males do not know what puberty is like for females.
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11:56 pm
Yes, yes – You’ve got the most dramatic vagina in the hole wide world.
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12:01 am
“I have never made light of rape”
Yes you do, all the time. Ask Dr. Nelson.
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11:54 pm
MeAwesome,
I saw the newsletter from our conservative action committee addressing the Rape. It clearly states the conservative view is that even in the event of rape, or surprise sex, the goal is to cease any individual or medical decisions to end resulting pregnancies. In Alabama, they have outlawed “rape victims” and now only have “rape accusers”.
Looks like this vagina idolatry is coming to a swift end.
BB
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11:58 pm
So you think it’s okay to deny an abortion or the morning after pill to a little nine-year-old girl who was raped and got pregnant? You’re sick.
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11:58 pm
Tell that to one of my older female friends, who was gang-raped by six men in 1976. She has a fantastic husband and a daughter now, but the incident traumatized her greatly.
Rape isn’t “surprise sex”. I hope you’re arrested for your casual disregard for the cruelties that are often inflicted on women.
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12:04 am
I’m just the messenger. You need to take that up with your state congressional representatives. Of course you won’t be successful because you’re on here 24/7.
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11:44 pm
“I don’t think you really have a right to date and make us normal people look at you eating pasta with another woman, sitting their goo-goo eyed and making suggestive facial gestures when the waiter brings out the clam marinara dish.”
You don’t like it? Go somewhere else. Gays and lesbians have just as much right to dine and make “goo-goo eyes” at one another as straight people do. Deal with it.
“It ruins my meal to see two women or men on a date”
That’s your problem. Deal with it.
“and it is not fair to society.”
No, what’s not fair to society is people like you denying fine people the right to eat in public places and the right to marry.
“we should also have the right to ban gay dating and outlaw it.”
Well, I would like the right to bash your fucking skull in, but that’s not in the cards now, is it?
“It’s just as bad and offensive as cigarettes in a place of business.”
Secondhand smoke can cause respiratory problems and even cancer. Last time I checked, a gay couple dining next to you didn’t.
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11:44 pm
“ALso, I don’t believe in Gay Dating.”
I don’t believe you have any right to exist, but, hey, you don’t see me saying anything about it.
“I don’t think you really have a right to date and make us normal people look at you eating pasta with another woman, sitting their goo-goo eyed and making suggestive facial gestures when the waiter brings out the clam marinara dish.”
Funny thing. My girlfriend and I went out to a well-known restaurant in town, and were given excellent service. We didn’t make “goo-goo eyes” or “suggestive facial gestures”; rather, we discussed school, work, and other such topics, and made jokes throughout the meal. She ordered chicken; I had soup and a salad. There was no “clam marinara dish” on the menu, either.
“It ruins my meal to see two women or men on a date and it is not fair to society.”
Really? That’s just too bad. Everyone’s entitled to happiness and romance, you close-minded prick, whether you like it or not. I know that the heterosexual couples and families in the restaurant didn’t mind our presence; rather, a few of them walked by our table and wished us well.
“Gay Dating leads to the issues and riots caused by Gary Marriage proponents.”
“Gary Marriage”? How does that relate to dating between two consenting homosexual adults?
“If we have the right to federally not recognize gay marriage, we should also have the right to ban gay dating and outlaw it. It’s just as bad and offensive as cigarettes in a place of business.”
Good luck banning homosexuals from dating. There are plenty of states where gay marriage is legal.
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11:52 pm
“As for my relationships, Claire, I don’t need your Oprah drivel.”
So it’s perfectly fine for you to hound me about marriage and children, but not for me to comment on your relationships?
By the way, you seem as though you’ve had quite a few relationships in the past. You sound like a whore.
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12:06 am
Stop trying to analyze my relationships, CHILD. I do not need your input and I am not a whore who uses nurses for my whilm and pleasure. You’re a vindictive little sprite.
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12:13 am
“Stop trying to analyze my relationships, CHILD. I do not need your input and I am not a whore who uses nurses for my whilm and pleasure. You’re a vindictive little sprite.”
I’ll continue to analyze your relationships, WHORE, as long as you continue to analyze my life and claim that I’m unhappy, craving a man, and wanting a full womb.
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12:24 am
Yet you’ll jerk off to the thought of puttin’ her in bed, right Adam? The fact is, you got a sick thing for women who defy you, and you feel the need to place them underneath you simply because you view women as nothing more than a tool for happiness for men. Hell, you already admitted that you’d rape Claire, so the odds of me being wrong aren’t too big.
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11:59 pm
It is only a matter of time before we overturn those states, RD. Gays have no right to marry. I’m against gay dating because it can lead to gay marriage. And second-hand smoke is offensive and a health risk. Guess what, so are gays. If I do not want to sit down and have homosexual fingers waving all over tables, spreading fecal foulness and all other things associated with GBD then I should not have to deal with it. It is also psychological trauma to see two same gender people out, acting like their footsie action under the table is a normal part of life. I’m sure you and your little licker mate made some tossed salad suggestions and had quadruple milkshakes for dessert. Your offense to me is beyond provocative, RD. You have no right and stop trying to deny it.
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12:10 am
“It is only a matter of time before we overturn those states, RD.”
Bullshit.
“Gays have no right to marry.”
The United States Constitution guarantees every person the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That includes the right to date and marry as we choose.
“I’m against gay dating because it can lead to gay marriage.”
No, really?
“And second-hand smoke is offensive and a health risk. Guess what, so are gays.”
Unless you’re involved in a dangerous homosexual relationship, no, we aren’t.
“If I do not want to sit down and have homosexual fingers waving all over tables, spreading fecal foulness and all other things associated with GBD then I should not have to deal with it.”
Then walk out and leave. No one would miss you.
Heterosexual couples are perfectly capable of having anal sex, for one. For another, most people, including homosexuals, wash their hands after sex and before eating.
“It is also psychological trauma to see two same gender people out, acting like their footsie action under the table is a normal part of life.”
It’s psychological trauma for people to have to deal with your bullshit, too, you know.
“I’m sure you and your little licker mate made some tossed salad suggestions and had quadruple milkshakes for dessert.”
My girlfriend, Vivi, and I didn’t comment on each other’s dinner selections, other than to inquire of its quality and taste. We didn’t have desserts, either, but went to her dormitory and watched a film. It was quite lovely, really.
“Your offense to me is beyond provocative, RD.”
Thanks. I take great pride in it.
“You have no right and stop trying to deny it.”
I’ve every right to date anyone I choose to date, regardless of gender. There’s no law forbidding me from doing so, especially since, in my state, homosexual couples who register as domestic partners have every right granted to married couples. We’re only a few steps away from marriage equality here.
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12:10 am
“Gays have no right to marry.”
Why should Hollywood celebrities have the right to marry and get divorced within 36 hours, but gays, who have loved one another for years and years and will most likely have lasting marriages, shouldn’t?
“If I do not want to sit down and have homosexual fingers waving all over tables, spreading fecal foulness and all other things associated with GBD then I should not have to deal with it.”
Then you can LEAVE. You have just as much risk of contracting a disease from a straight woman whose hands are still sticky from the recent handjob she gave her husband, or a straight husband who just got finished fingering his wife’s anus while fucking her vagina.
“You have no right and stop trying to deny it.”
In many states she does. The one who needs to stop denying it is YOU.
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12:21 am
//It is only a matter of time before we overturn those states, RD. Gays have no right to marry.//
What right do you have to trample on the rights of others?
//I’m against gay dating because it can lead to gay marriage. And second-hand smoke is offensive and a health risk. Guess what, so are gays.//
Find me a single person who’s gotten lung cancer by being next to a gay person.
//If I do not want to sit down and have homosexual fingers waving all over tables, spreading fecal foulness and all other things associated with GBD then I should not have to deal with it.//
Couldn’t the exact same thing be said about Christianity? I don’t want that shit involved in my life, what with the murder, lying, raping, and hypocritical attitudes of people like you.
//It is also psychological trauma to see two same gender people out, acting like their footsie action under the table is a normal part of life.//
Who or what determines what’s normal? Look at Christianity, it’s a ‘religion’ where people telepathically tell a zombie that they call him their savior and believe that if they worship him and eat and drink the symbols of his flesh and blood, that when they die, they’ll be taken to a magical kingdom where they will bask in the light of a figure who they believe created them.
That sounds way fucking crazier than two people of the same gender wanting to get it on, doesn’t it?
//I’m sure you and your little licker mate made some tossed salad suggestions and had quadruple milkshakes for dessert. Your offense to me is beyond provocative, RD. You have no right and stop trying to deny it.//
You have no right to be an insensitive asshole who does nothing but lie and make several attempts to remove the rights of others while also mocking other faiths simply because they don’t perfectly align with your own.
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12:02 am
“Yes, yes – You’ve got the most dramatic vagina in the hole wide world.”
Hmm, your use of the words “hole” and “wide” make me think that your mind is occupied with thoughts of your own vagina. Have you been fisted yet today? You strike me as the type who enjoys an “air-tight” fuck – you know, one in each hole. Am I in the ballpark? Your husband told me that you have to wear an Overnight Maxipad with wings each and every day, as you’re constantly dripping semen. You filthy whore.
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12:20 am
Claire,
That is just filthy-nasty.
Just because I’m married, birthed children and enjoy a robust sexual relationship within the boundaries of Christian marriage you can only hate me. Since you suffered for three years [your story] of bleeding without treatment from your oh so caring Atheist parents, I can only pity you. Let go of your personal drama, stop being so co-dependent and cut out the nasty talk.
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12:28 am
Don’t blame my parents for what happened to me. I was so terrified of having to get a pelvic exam that I constantly lied to them. I even lied to my doctor. I would have rather died than have a pelvic exam. Of course, when it finally came down to it, I decided that I didn’t want to die and went into my parents’ bedroom while my mom was folding laundry and told her to sit down because I figured she’d be surprised. My parents hadn’t noticed my paleness or weight loss because people who you spend all your time with don’t usually notice subtle changes that occur over a while. My mom cried all day, saying that she was a bad mother, while I kept telling her that no, she was not a bad mother, that it was my own fear of having my vagina invaded with a speculum that kept me from confiding in her. When I went to the hospital, the pelvic exam was even more painful than I anticipated. They lightly sedated me, but I literally screamed through the whole thing. I wasn’t even 14, after all, and had never inserted anything, not even a tampon, into my vagina.
So do not blame my parents.
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12:43 am
Claire,
As a minor at the time, you do not have responsibility. Crying over one’s own “badness” is pretty damn selfish when you have a sick child.
While I’m very sorry you endured this, I cannot support your analysis. I’m not saying you should hate your mother, but she dropped the ball on this one and you protect her instinctively because frankly, she sounds weak.
As a completely imperfect Mom, My kids come first. I would never selfishly cry over my own inadequacies when they are scared.
Jeesh!@
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12:59 am
“As a minor at the time, you do not have responsibility.”
I knew damn well what I was doing, you bitch. My mom would ask me if my cycles were regular, as would my doctor, and I lied to them both.
“I’m not saying you should hate your mother, but she dropped the ball on this one and you protect her instinctively because frankly, she sounds weak.”
Don’t you dare call my mother weak, you goddamned slut. When it comes to morality and what’s right vs. what’s wrong, you don’t have a leg to stand on. You can’t joke about calling rape “surprise sex” and practically cream yourself over rape victims not being given access to contraception, and then turn around and lecture others on parenting and expect to be taken seriously.
“As a completely imperfect Mom, My kids come first. I would never selfishly cry over my own inadequacies when they are scared.”
Of course you wouldn’t. You’d be too busy getting double penetrated by two giant cocks to give a crap. Did you enjoy today’s vaginal stretching? Does your husband “clean up” after you receive all those creampies? Fucking whore.
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1:02 am
You’re in deep denial. Get help.
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12:03 am
“Yes you do, all the time. Ask Dr. Nelson.”
Oh, I see, so when you can’t refute my statement you refer me to Quack Nelson.
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2:53 am
Because you call him a rapist, as you do me.
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11:39 am
Did you not read what I wrote above?
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“I have never made light of rape. Suggesting that a certain person exhibits attitudes towards females that indicate such disrespect that rape cannot be put past that person is not making light of rape. It’s no different than expressing the warranted concern that animal abusers might begin abusing humans as they get older. It’s a valid concern.
You, on the other hand, made a derogatory joke about the entire female gender. Jokes like that are in very bad taste when made by a male, as males do not know what puberty is like for females.”
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12:19 am
I’m all for lesbians and I must say all this vagina talk is making me pretty happy.
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12:22 am
Well, that’s because you’re awesome.
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3:05 am
Because 2 girls with me in the middle is hot.
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12:28 am
In the Bible the vagine was called the, secret place. What these woman of today do not understand is that the body is a temple. God created the body to be a holy temple and keep the temple pure is being of God. What we have are these little hornie hoads letting their selves dangle in sin and now we have all these diseases and Obamacare children littering our streets and raising our taxes.
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12:33 am
The bible considers virgins pure. If everyone did what you suggested, no one would reproduce, and the humans would go extinct.
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1:06 am
“You’re in deep denial. Get help.”
Once again, I’m not going to listen to a cum-filled bitch who enjoys the plight of rape victims. Any woman who gets off on the fact that an innocent child might be denied contraception following a rape has nothing to say regarding child care. As I said, you have no leg to stand on. Now get back to your orgy, you filthy excuse for a human being. I’m sure you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, couldn’t you?
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1:13 am
I never said I enjoy the plight of rape victims. I did report the conservative activities. Show a source where I made these claims or shut your gob. I did suggest you should contact your congressional representative to communicate your outrage.
You are projecting the displaced anger for your Mommy on me. How sweet.
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1:23 am
“I did report the conservative activities.”
No you didn’t, you practically masturbated to them. You totally got off on it and the fact that they’re calling rape victims “rape accusers” and how they’re calling rape “surprise sex”.
“MeAwesome,
I saw the newsletter from our conservative action committee addressing the Rape. It clearly states the conservative view is that even in the event of rape, or surprise sex, the goal is to cease any individual or medical decisions to end resulting pregnancies. In Alabama, they have outlawed “rape victims” and now only have “rape accusers”.
Looks like this vagina idolatry is coming to a swift end.”
Your smug tone in the last sentence proves that you do not oppose the conservative actions and viewpoints.
“You are projecting the displaced anger for your Mommy on me. How sweet.”
Why would I have spent the last few posts vehemently defending my mother and taking ALL of the blame for my inaction during those years if I was mad at her? I love my mother dearly and I will NOT have her parenting skills called into question by a stupid whore on the internet. Throughout these years I have only hoped that she knows that I do not blame her for what I went through, as she spent lots of time trying to convince me that pelvic exams were not painful.
So go back to get your nightly fisting and leave my mother alone.
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8:50 am
If you love your Mother, why do you vehemently decry that you will NEVER become a Mother?
Also, if you find sex so discusting how do you reconcile your mother as a sexual being (you weren’t hatched) and your personal horror? I think you use these forums to release what you can never say to her.
I’m far from being a whore, so name calling isn’t an issue, considering how sick you are. Did someone suggest you begin posting to express what you can’t say out loud?
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11:35 am
“If you love your Mother, why do you vehemently decry that you will NEVER become a Mother?”
There’s a huge difference between loving ones mother and not wanting to become a mother.
“Also, if you find sex so discusting how do you reconcile your mother as a sexual being (you weren’t hatched) and your personal horror?”
Um, you’re aware that animals that are hatched from eggs are still the product of sex and fertilization between their parents, right?
“I’m far from being a whore”
And my mom is far from being a bad parent.
“considering how sick you are.”
You’re the one who is sick in the head. I’m not the one creaming myself over young rape victims being refused contraception.
“Did someone suggest you begin posting to express what you can’t say out loud?”
No. Nobody knows that I post here. I stumbled upon this site by pure chance back in 2008.
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12:13 pm
Isn’t is possible God lead you here because you need help dealing with hating your vagina and your Mommy?
I still believe you are passively hating your feckless mother and projecting that hate on any strong, positive maternal role model that you come across. God has prepared me with a strong sense of self to deal with your passive aggression.
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12:41 am
“Isn’t is possible God lead you here because you need help dealing with hating your vagina and your Mommy?”
Yeah, “god”…right. Sure, an imaginary man up in the sky brought me here. Have you overdosed on cough medicine recently? And I hate neither my vagina nor my mother. I love my mother very much. As for vaginas, you’re one to talk, considering how you brutalize yours every night with liter soda bottles and large fists.
“I still believe you are passively hating your feckless mother”
Well, I’m not. Are you a psychologist? Are you inside my head, reading my thoughts? No? Then shut the fuck up.
“projecting that hate on any strong, positive maternal role model that you come across.”
Whore ≠ positive maternal role model. That’s a fact.
“God has prepared me with a strong sense of self to deal with your passive aggression.”
And apparently with an iron pussy to deal with those nightly fistings and coke bottle insertions. Does your husband even fuck you anymore, or is his dick too small and your pussy too wide for him to feel anything? Would you be considered a high-risk pregnancy, since your lower reproductive tract is just too damn stretched out to hold in a baby? I heard that last year you made the Guinness Book of World Records for holding a record amount of semen (a gallon) inside your vagina. Congratulations.
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6:36 am
Claire,
For one as internet savvy as you, sharing your intimate family pain and personal vagina story is something I take very seriously. It is akin to a car alarm going off inside the Doctor’s office while receiving a pap smear. It is jarring and disquieting.
I am distressed at your willful disconnect between the repressed yet redirected hatred for your mother and your gleeful endorsement of masturbation with Chinese manufactured pleasure products. I don’t like using that M word, because like the act itself, it is not a victimless crime. It has a perceptible impact on your demeanor and interaction with others.
Your acceptance of responsibility for the failings of a self centered parent is heartbreaking and pitiful for both you and your gutless mother. Snatching away guilt from her is like taking the golden truth-telling lasso away from Wonder Woman. It saps the internal power to persuade one’s spawn. Guilt is a burden for a real Mom to bear, not the children. It is unnatural for you, as the child, to accept this baggage.
I will note that having a US gallon of semen in one’s vagina will be interpreted as a hyperbolic by many Christian readers. Really, Claire, do you believe everyone is so confident in your abilities to discern volume standards when you cannot discern the failings of your own mother?
No, I am not a psychologist, but I am a Mom. I don’t think you could accurately identify a real mother if you tried.
Get your priorities in order, Claire. Both you and your mother will benefit.
Kind regards,
BB
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9:16 am
“It is akin to a car alarm going off inside the Doctor’s office while receiving a pap smear”
So by “inside the Doctor’s office” you’re referring to your gaping vagina, correct? Yes, I can see how a car alarm going off in your vagina would be disturbing, particularly for the doctor involved. Next time you might want to remove the station wagon from your vagina PRIOR to entering the doctor’s office.
“between the repressed yet redirected hatred for your mother”
You can have fun thinking that I hate my mother, but I know the truth, and that’s what’s most important. Are you sure that you’re not simply projecting your feelings for your own mother onto me? Considering how vehemently you’re accusing me of hating my mother, it sounds as though YOU have some mommy issues that have been festering for a while.
“It is unnatural for you, as the child, to accept this baggage.”
What part of “I lied constantly to my mother and my doctor” don’t you understand?
“I will note that having a US gallon of semen in one’s vagina will be interpreted as a hyperbolic by many Christian readers. Really, Claire, do you believe everyone is so confident in your abilities to discern volume standards when you cannot discern the failings of your own mother?”
Considering how stretched out your vagina is it would be quite easy to unload a gallon of something inside of it.
It is evident that your ramblings are those of a fevered, syphilis-addled brain. You can believe that my mom is bad all you want, but I know that it’s simply a combination of YOUR hatred for your own mother and your rotting brain. Hopefully you haven’t fucked your children (which I wouldn’t put past someone who gets gleeful at the prospect of young rape victims being denied contraception) and passed on your payload of venereal diseases.
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2:49 pm
Dear Blanche Bitchman and our little Nanny Adam Nelson when i returned back to europe from Afganistan (with a gayman who saved my life) i made a promise that i would never kill again but in your case i could make an expection but hey Bitchman one day your husband will put a plastic bag on your head not a paper bag.Also doctor who treated my wounds back then was tadadadaa lesbian from Japan!so they must be really evil huh?
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3:47 pm
Hey, that’s really clever about the plastic bag/paper bag thing. And this time he won’t cut out a hole to fit his cock through!
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4:22 pm
The lack of love you experience from others shines through on your comments.
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4:29 pm
Aww, is the wife still withholding sex?
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4:42 pm
Like you even know the meaning of sex, self-praising spinster.
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4:49 pm
“Like you even know the meaning of sex, self-praising spinster.”
Right, because despite the countless biology and anatomy classes that I’ve taken I have absolutely NO idea what sex is…
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4:54 pm
If you understood sexual reproductions you would understand what heterosexual relations means to biology. You would not deny your role in life.
Countless, really?
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5:02 pm
“If you understood sexual reproductions you would understand what heterosexual relations means to biology. You would not deny your role in life.”
I understand sexual reproduction quite well. Just because I have no desire to push a cantaloupe out of my vagina does not mean that I’m ignorant about basic biology. I became a Certified Nursing Assistant when I was 16 which required a basic knowledge of body systems, then I took Biology as a junior in high school, human anatomy and physiology as a senior, freshman year of college I took mammalian anatomy and physiology, biology of cells, biology of organisms, as well as clinical methods and surgery. I’ve assisted in female and canine spays and neuters.
To imply that I don’t know what sexual reproduction is is simply asinine, especially considering how I’ve been seeing a gynecologist since I was 13 due to two problems with my reproductive system.
You’re the one who thinks that there is a part of the female reproductive system called the “flap”.
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5:07 pm
Oh yes, your trade school stuff. Must be tough on you.
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5:12 pm
“Oh yes, your trade school stuff. Must be tough on you.”
No, biology and anatomy are actually quite easy subjects. You apparently failed any and all science courses. Either that or your teachers taught you that penises are made of bone and that part of a female’s reproductive anatomy is a “flap”.
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5:19 pm
Let’s have a challenge then. I’ll even do veterinary medicine (your field).
Veterinary-Themed Trivia
Coming this Sunday (April 10th)
at The Old Post Office
245 SE Paradise St.
Starts at 3pm
All are welcome to attend, so bring your friends and family!
$5 per person to enter
(Teams of up to 5 people)
Winning team receives gift certificate!
A fundraiser for CVM Class of 2014
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5:23 pm
“Let’s have a challenge then. I’ll even do veterinary medicine (your field).
Veterinary-Themed Trivia
Coming this Sunday (April 10th)
at The Old Post Office
245 SE Paradise St.
Starts at 3pm
All are welcome to attend, so bring your friends and family!
$5 per person to enter
(Teams of up to 5 people)
Winning team receives gift certificate!
A fundraiser for CVM Class of 2014″
What, you expect me to go to Bumphuck, Idaho? In your dreams, pervert.
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5:24 pm
Oh, and thank you for informing me that veterinary medicine is my field. I never would have guessed.
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5:26 pm
No, you can partake via videoconference
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5:37 pm
Yeah, or not.
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5:40 pm
Yeah, you are just scared.
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5:44 pm
Precisely. I am scared of getting raped by you.
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5:49 pm
So you think a man thousands of miles away will rape you over a videoconference in front of scores of people. Are you even in school Claire or when you leave mom and dad’s house do you just go get online and tell them you’re at school?
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5:52 pm
“So you think a man thousands of miles away will rape you over a videoconference in front of scores of people.”
Oh that’s right, it would be via videochat. But the answer is still no, because I have no desire to communicate with your face.
“Are you even in school Claire or when you leave mom and dad’s house do you just go get online and tell them you’re at school?”
I am very much in school.
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9:26 am
This site is so full of sexist, airheaded losers idk wat to do. At least some of its funny
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4:42 am
You are amazingly insane if you wrote this article seriously and this isn’t some sort of satire. I hope you get roofied and and wake up with a bloody asshole and asshole and upon arriving at hospital discover you have aids or preferably get admitted to a mental institution where you clearly belong.
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3:06 am
I always come here when I need a good belly laugh. I have to thank you people for this website it is absolutely comical! Good job.
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11:34 am
The author of this article must have had the best thesaurus available! I agree with the insanity. Clearly a phallic friendly nation is not “homogay” at all. By the way that is not even a word
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