What Makes a Modern Female a Slut Whore?
Women of today want to know why rape is on the rise. It is not just because it is their modern cry for attention as Tyson Bowers III reported about before, it is also because they walk around like $2 sassy sex holes. The way you women look today give off the beams of complete and utter whoredom, just begging for a man to be enticed by your dolled up whore faces and thrift store slut wear.
As a person who has traveled to many college campuses and has attended many events that attract suck hooker day walkers, I know a thing or two about why the increase in rape in America, but also why women are less respected each year.
It is because you are all French sidewalk whores and need to stop! Let’s look at the reasons why you are looked down upon and why you will never become a loving housewife.
WHORE FACE
Women, you need to start looking and acting proper. No man wants a women whose face screams “Tie me up and throw me in the trash like a 4 week old yogurt.”
Your make-up, you wear too much. If you need that much make-up you most likely are extremely ugly and are lying about how you really look. No true man will love a lair. To the pretty girls who do their eyes up like a Egyptian concubine, please stop! You are causing men to think unholy thoughts and the blood is on your hands for when they comment sinful masturbation. God will judge you on this!
Enough with taking pictures and posting them on your Facebook with the look of sweaty Satan orgasms. First of all, you will not attract a man who will treat you with respect and second of all, women aren’t suppose to climax. Female climax is a sign of you being close to Satan and also a sign that you masturbate, which is almost as bad as homosexuality.
SKIN IS A SIN
Cover up! No good, God fearing, real man wants you to be sharing your naked parts with the world.
Do you want people to think you make interracial adult films for crack cocaine? Your baby feeders are meant for one thing and one thing only. To feed children. You don’t see cows or other mammals wearing push up bras to show their sin treats do you? Well, what makes you think you’re any better?
Legs are for walking and kneeling during church. You women wonder why you get sex whistles why you are walking down the streets with half your flesh cushions hanging out. It is because you look like a skanky transvestite getting ready to walk the cat walk at some California leather bar with your sin snake tucked in between your legs. If a skirt or shorts don’t go past the knees, then they are too short for the eyes of baby Jesus.
This is not pretty, nor is it cute! You need to not be inviting people to stare at your baby door’s flesh curtains. The only person who should see such detail of you body is a doctor when you are giving birth to Christian babies. Your holy hole is not a billboard, PUT IT AWAY!
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Author: Bryan Blake
Radio host and TV personality for Christwire
10:59 pm
LMAO!!!!
Seriously??? Baby’s Door’s flesh curtains!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! oh man I gotta use that one someday!
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11:53 pm
I hope my piece turns some nasty girls into holy hotties!
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2:20 pm
You are very closed minded. I agree that much of America is very sinful and dresses inappropriately, but to condemn them is not your place. You are not God, and he is the one who passes judgement. It is your duty as a Christian man to love these people and try to teach them the correct ways, not chastise them and push them away. How will that help anyone? You don’t calm an angry bull by prodding it, why would you perpetuate bad behavior like this?
Also, the words you choose are very sickening, you should try to condense your vocabulary into something less disgusting.
“Forced moist camel humps”
“baby door’s flesh curtains”
“Holy hole”
“sin sac treat bags”
Calling parts of the human anatomy other than what they are shows how childish you are. They are breasts and vaginas, address them as such.
You’re obviously a racist too.
“Do you want people to think you make interracial adult films for crack cocaine?”
I can’t believe you are a leader in a christian establishment. Calling yourself a christian is a disgrace to the title.
You need to rethink your actions.
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4:31 pm
Blake, I think I like you, I want to power bottom you – I can tell you hate women, and females in general, so what do you say you and me get it on? I am a cute guy, 6′ tall short brown hair, muscular build. I may be what you seem to be looking for. All you closeted gays need someone like me.
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12:50 am
The pictures in this article caused a stirring in my sin snake.
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2:43 am
This is a very informative piece for our young Christian men. So often, the thrill and abandon of releasing baby seeds into the incubation hole seems like a good idea, but quickly dissipates.
The life beginning with erection should be respected and not planted in the grassy knoll adjacent to a liquor or convenience store.
Very nice Bryan.
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11:52 am
you people are why the world hates america
keep up your slanderous bullshit. i hope someone kills aome small animals and leaves them on your porch. Christ would puke to see you degrading the human body. burn in hell you hateful pieces of filth
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4:09 am
You fuckers can’t be serious with this garbage!
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11:10 am
“women aren’t suppose to climax.”
Then why does the clitoris exist?
“Female climax is a sign of you being close to Satan”
Then Satan must be pretty fucking awesome!
“You don’t see cows or other mammals wearing push up bras to show their sin treats do you? Well, what makes you think you’re any better?”
So you’re saying that women are no better than animals?
“Legs are for walking and kneeling during church.”
And for kneeing guys like you in the nuts.
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11:59 am
I wonder if he remembers that when he’s on his knees blowing his pastor…
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7:55 am
You ask if women are no better than animals yet if you were to read the word of Our Lord you would find your answer as regards loose, shameless, immoral Jezebels lost to whoredom.
“A shameless woman shall be counted as a dog; but she that is shamefaced will fear the Lord.” (Eccles.26:25)
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11:55 am
Really? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Jesus never judged, and I’m sure God would not approve of the words you used in this article. Your slaughter of the English language is worse than any scantily clad woman, but I’m sure a good “I’m sorry, Father” will grant you through those pearly gates you so desperately desire. Oh, wait, can’t these women do that too, or is the 2011 edition of the Bible going to add nakedness to the list of cardinal sins?
I feel like I need to bring up a good fact: the women of the world today aren’t doing this intentionally. The media has brainwashed girls into acting this way since before they knew what their “baby doors” were for. The only “cure” for this would be for the religious right to re-brainwash them into something more ‘acceptable,’ or, maybe, forcing young people to do something productive instead of watching Jersey Shore.
Tell me, author of this article, what are your thoughts on ħijābs [the outfits Muslim women are required to wear that only show the woman's eyes and hands]? Oh, wait, they’re operatives of the devil because they were born into another religion, that’s right.
I am elated to be apart of the intellectual community. It is one that is tactful in both the members’ dress and speech, without having this tact forced upon us by some babbling religious fool.
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12:03 pm
Wow, you got me, Onion. I thought this was an actual Religious site. Good game.
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12:06 pm
We are NOT affiliated with that garbage of a news site that spreads FALSE news. We are the site of the Lord.
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12:31 pm
Onions make me cry.
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6:49 am
again, comic genius.
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5:27 pm
Typical feminist liberal horse droppings. No one is responsible for their own actions, they dress like whores because it is societies fault. And if society is to blame for everything, then it must be tightly controlled liked Stalin did in his red reign.
It’s time for women to take personal responsibility for what they make men to do them!
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5:37 pm
So you freely admit to being the kind of guy who honestly believes that a woman’s clothing is pretty much a big sign saying ‘rape me’ and that they should shut up when raped, right?
Fucking sicko.
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5:39 pm
Rape is bad!
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5:41 pm
You have no respect for women; why should you be opposed to rape?
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5:44 pm
Your buddy right there believes that a woman’s solely responsible if she gets raped. What do you think?
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5:54 pm
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Iceman didn’t say that. However if you’re going to stroll down by the projects at night wearing a high cut sundress and edible panties, guess what’s going to happen to you.
I don’t dare to speak for the iceman, but I hear from him is it’s a girls responsibility to not get herself in that situation in the first place. Heck it’s all our responsibility. I’m not going to San Francisco and wear levis.
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6:29 pm
Don’t poke a stick at a gator and then get mad when he bites you.
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6:43 pm
So August, care to claim that Dick Van Dyke didn’t just say that?
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6:46 pm
L.N
Iceman is right!
Stay out of the ghetto if you don’t want to get “capped” the kids say.
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6:59 pm
And what does that have to do with the subject at hand?
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8:04 am
Rape is a terrible crime commited by a man who succumbs to the wickedness of the woman. Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.
Just as Eve tempted Adam, sinful women dress to tempt with the sinful pleasures of the flesh, yet a man is then punished for succumbing for a moment after being deliberately and wilfully subjected to temptation by cheap harlots, whilst the tarts are then encouraged by the modern immoral society outlook that the whore did no wrong in revealing that which should be reserved for the eyes of a woman’s husband alone.
Society has lost its way and has turned from God, but let it be known that these wicked women may escape judgement whilst on this earth will be accountable for their evils come their reckoning, their wages of temptation will be to lie with Satan for eternity
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2:27 pm
HAH!Women can rape men too! The blindness in this website is absolutely hilarious.
Do you really believe only a man can rape?
What is wrong with you people?
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10:27 pm
seriously? what we ”make them do to us” wow! i dont think i made a family member rape me at 13 years old wearing sweatpants and a tshirt! ur an ignorant piece of crap, just like the scumbag who made this site and voiced his opinions as if anyone gives a crap!
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9:22 pm
Wait you just said no one is responsible for their own actions and then said it is time for women to take personal responsibility? So which is it? If this is your logic then people born with physical deformities, should be responsible for how they were born? None of these posts on the web site ever have an out side reference, besides the Bible, and even then they are incorrect. Have you ever considered once that it is these writers who are wrong and it is YOU who is brain washed? I am sure you have not but I thought I would ask.
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3:03 pm
Adam and Eve were naked.
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6:53 am
and dam hot too. makes me want to get biblically busy up in here
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4:08 pm
I think this might be the funniest website I’ve found all week. Satire is a lost art.
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6:21 pm
“Iceman didn’t say that.”
Then explain this:
“It’s time for women to take personal responsibility for what they make men to do them!”
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6:31 pm
“Don’t poke a stick at a gator and then get mad when he bites you.”
Yes, but one would think that a modern male would have more brains and more sense of what’s right and wrong than a gator. I guess I thought wrong.
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12:21 am
you people seriously make me understand why i am wiccan everytime i read one of your post… its sad when a religion is dictating you’re way of life in fear of “god wrath”… you people are pathetic
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5:08 am
You are a wiccan because you have been possessed by a demon. I will pray for your soul.
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2:25 am
LMAOF, I need to push one in on them baby door flesh curtains, humna humna.
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4:56 am
The female climax helps pull the sperm further into her body which makes it easier to conceive. I see nothing wrong with this if you’re having loving, marital sex; the Lord made this possible so married couples can be blessed with children more easily.
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8:00 pm
Okay I was going to tear into you for being a misogynistic idiot but then I realized you have just been brainwashed by your parents and religious elders. Women have the right to dress and act any way they like, just like you and your closed little mind do. Your thoughts on women read like a Muslim Fundamental I think its time to get your head and your Bible out of your ass. Women do not invite rape no matter what you have been told, I am ashamed to call you a man for statements like that. Also, I would like to ask what your opinion is about the Church ADMITTING to sexually abusing it’s Boys is. Do you really think those poor kids used orgasmic expressions to get their pastors and trusted elders to Rape them as well.
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12:43 am
I don’t remember ever reading a more upsetting article.
For all you non-believers out there, rape is very real.If you have a decent IQ and open mind, I recommend reading Constructions of Deviance by Adler & Adler. And we have been taught that “nice girls” don’t get raped, so we justify those who do.
I’d like to broaden this articles’ narrow perspective a moment- Consider Cecil, a young 6 year old church attendee. After she left primary class and was taken into the care of her uncle, she was brutally raped and murdered. There is no justification for this act. Consider this is your daughter- your proposal would justify the act and state it was her fault for the allure she brought to her uncle. By giving women so-called power over you because of their attractive shape, clothes, or time of day/night they happen to be walking by you, you take the blame off yourselves. Honestly, if a man’s will is so weak as to propose he had no control over himself because of these factors, he is no man of god, and you (a supposed messenger of Christ) would do well to not defend any such mans’ actions. Cecil did not deserve her fate, and neither does any other woman. The majority of women domestically beaten and murdered will be from her husband; do you believe this is deserved?
This website is everything AGAINST God; it fosters HATE and OSTRACIZES your very own species. Do not forget that Jesus’ close friend was a prostitute. We cannot change the world through threats, fear, and loathing, but only by attempting to understand and love.
Please reexamine the message of the bible, because I think you haven’t quite gotten it yet, as well as take some writing courses before attempting another ignorant and atrocious “article.”
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1:03 am
Now say something pretty.
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1:08 am
Why? Are you threatened by her logic?
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2:32 am
Mind you, I am not a Christian myself. But I’ve read the Bible and I believe in the underlying messages of tolerance and understanding.
From a sociology standpoint, there is much more going on here than religion or even sexism.
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12:17 pm
Satan seem to have all the god stuff. That is the point of this article right?
Well, that does it. I won´t see you around when im fucking around happily in hell!
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2:20 am
I was going to post a lengthy retort but I have the sudden urge to ma… flagellate.
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9:13 pm
i bet this guy had a LOT of fun writing this one
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10:10 am
you people are crazy! and have no respect for women! this article is a sad excuse for the disgusting men who can’t control themselves and leave women alone. >_< ha, but it is kind of funny how ridiculous it is.
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1:32 pm
I was nine when I was raped. EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!!! How dare you say it was the girl’s fault. I wore baggy clothes adn I stayed quiet. God gave us free will. The man chooses to rape a woman, when he could easily just go home and maturbate or something. Get your facts straight and quit blaming women on everything you rude, sexist, pig-headed asshole. It’s you that needs to accept responsibility for YOUR actions. You are not a man of God. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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7:44 am
it’s the 2000′s not 1950
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