Why Did Queen Elizabeth II Look Like Jim Carrey the Mask?
Today as I woke up to watch videos on YouTube to warn everyone about, I grabbed some bran oats and turned on the television. I hate bananas and I quickly spat out my cereal in disgust!
A big yellow bird that looked like the mask was hunching over the wedding. I forgot that this nonsense is somehow being allowed to be broadcast in America, then have to see a cranky crochet face woman looking all arrogant look her pop don’t stink! Guess what, Granny pants. Your pop stank worse than everyone else, probably more with your nasty mad cow beef burleogneese and gruel.
Don’t get me wrong, but British people cannot cook. They cannot even design cars right and use the metric system. They all have funny shaped heads. If you have a room full of normal men, you can always spot the Brit. You may as well have an Afro in a sea of pure white because the difference is all the same.
The worst part about these God betrayers and taxers is that they hate freedom. The British tried to destroy freedom in young America and burned down our White House in 1812 in a jealous feminine rage. I say this. I says we bomb Britain and then make them watch American weddings reality shows. Every channel. They have to watch reality shows for a year until they see that no one wants to watch some random silver spoon brat marry the girl he got preggo weeks before. I can go to a local college campus and find that scenario.
I hate the concept of royalty and these people don’t do anything for society. They are just more big government Democrats who would lick the taint toed enamel of Stalin if they could get a handful.
Even after all of that, who picked out the queen’s dress. You’d think PETA would be upset with the royal family’s bloodlust wiping out Big Bird and using his carcass as wedding garb.
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Author: Abe
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11:48 am
LOL. You sir are a dick.
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2:41 pm
Seriously?? It’s views like yours that give the Left something to argue against. You sir (term used VERY loosely) can get the hell outta MY country and political party. The picture comparison is kinda funny, you are NOT. C’ya in hell.
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5:56 pm
She did look like a canary, I was thinking Tweety Bird.
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6:09 pm
As an older person, I was thought she was channeling Dick Tracy.
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12:50 am
Abe, this was a fine analysis of the wedding. I think this is the only news that I need to read on this event.
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1:36 pm
You do realise that it’s sometimes nice to get a sense of community going for just ONE day in a country when something traditional like this happens once every 30-40 years (ie: not terribly often)?
Also, the Royal family do charity work and diplomatic work that generates literally millions every year which helps various charitable organisations.
Not that I think that the wedding is as “amazing” as most people seem to think it is but that’s up to them to enjoy it and good for those who got a kick out of it and had a pleasant day joining in with the celebrations.
To hammer on the Queen for what she wore… admittedly not the greatest outfit but then again she is in her 80s. What would you rather see her in at her grandson’s wedding? A mini dress with her tits hanging out? No thanks! I’d much rather the canary yellow…
The Queen and the Royal family aren’t arrogant. They just have very strict, traditional, manners. I never understand why posh people or well-educated people get hate for that. Why should people lower themselves to the level of others? Surely if everyone in the World were to better themselves then we could engage in far more interesting and educated discussions rather than hearing people slam any old toss out from their vocal chords.
I’ll give you that mad-cow disease originated in England but I don’t really understand what that has to do with your argument. Similarly the gruel reference… gruel originating in Germany.
I’m not entirely sure of how or why your argument took a turn from how awful the Queen’s outfit was to that of a generic British hating rant. I’m not going to lie, it’s worrying. Not too worrying though as I imagine that if you hate the UK that much then you’ll never visit. A definite win for both of us.
To say British people cannot cook then I believe you visited the wrong restaurants upon your prior visit. Cars, I know nothing about so maybe you’re right! Actually, I use the Imperial system. It’s pretty split over here – we can use BOTH quite easily, it seems.
Funny shaped heads? Seriously??? I think this is definitely off the mark. Obviously, there are minor differences in headshapes, especially as one travels from East to West (and even North to South), in the World but I think this is to be expected due to geographical evolution. However, since Americans (aside from Natives) only began to colonise the US a few hundred years ago that means that your head, too, is an unusual shape as we’re all mixed up from all over the place. Frankly, a head is a head and unless you have some horrific birth defect then I doubt anyone could have a 100% accuracy rating at being able to tell a person’s nationality by the shape of their head. If you can then go earn your fortune by demonstrating as such! Better yet, write a thesis on this phenomenon and get it published.
God betrayers? I suppose you are referring to Christianity or are you meaning more religion in general? If the former, I think you’ll find that Christianity and Catholocism hold about an equal weighting to what it does in the US and a fair number of European countries. Taxers? You mean YOU don’t have tax? Man, now I’m jealous
And yes, I clearly hate freedom. Gosh, I so wish I lived under a fascist regime. Hang on… aren’t we against that?
If you ARE going to bring up 1812 (can’t we just forgive and forget?) then I believe you meant 1814… the war began 1812 but the burning didn’t happen until 2 years later as retaliation for the burning and looting of York (now Toronto) in 1813. Canada asked for assistance so The British Army made sure that it burnt no private buildings (unlike what the Americans did in York) but it was merely a symbolic act on the White House that they were making. The British did not wish to occupy land and left as soon as they’d served pay back on behalf of the Canadians.
Bomb Britain? That’s quite harsh. Then again, we must be rather bastardly considering we’re supporting Americans in all sorts of World-impacting decisions that are made.
I hate reality shows but then again some people like them in every country. I don’t even own a TV though so I’ll be ok, I can just watch things on my laptop.
Silver spoon brat marrying a girl he got preggo? Well that must be on the reality TV show you’re talking about as William and Kate won’t be having children for a number of years due to the work William has to do in the Airforce and the charity work Kate is doing all around the World. Shame really… they’re almost 30 and now’s a fine time to start having children (but that’s just my opinion).
That’s it really. I think I’ve covered most things. Interesting blog to stumble across when looking for the Queen/Mask comparison. I probably won’t bookmark this site though. I’d rather stick to something a little less blase and ignorant and something with a trifle more international acceptance.
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6:00 pm
I’m a brit and find this quite offensive really. I think the whole royal wedding was a piece of shit and that the queen looked like the mask, but I don’t need an American to tell me what I already think myself and be racist and offensive about it. You think because I live here I like the royals? No. They’re blood sucking parasites who don’t work a day in their lives, so don’t judge us all because some people tolerate them. And tbf you didn’t have to watch the wedding, I know that I didn’t.
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