Why Do Muslims Hate Dogs
A recent news story out of Iran has the Terror-Mulsim regime in power moving to outlaw dogs. “What kind of people hate dogs?”, you may be asking yourself. The same type that hate freedom and burn effigies of Sarah Palin.
It has been asserted by certain terrorist organizations in the country that dogs are a mangy and dirty breed of animal that do nothing but cause disease and spread filth. We, here at Christwire, believe they may be blaming their own bad habits on their pets.
Nothing is as loyal as a dog. And nothing is better to have around to chew up the Mexicans when they try to steal your stuff. As far as them being dirty and mangy, most American dogs live in cleaner and more sanitary conditions than the average Muslim does. It is a sad but true fact that Americans feed their dogs well while Muslims barely give their kids enough to survive.
The notion that Iran would outlaw man’s best friend is frankly offensive, but not entirely a bad idea. We all know dogs need to be played with and such, and terrorists would only use them for evil purposes anyways. Maybe we should move to extend Iran’s proclamation and ban Muslims in civilized countries from owning dogs as well.
Maybe the Muslims are jealous because dogs are loyal and friendly, something they will never be. Maybe they are jealous because our pets are granted more freedoms than their government would ever grant them. Who knows why they would hate man’s best friend? They hate America too so that probably explains a lot as well.
In the end we can only hope that the dogs in Iran get out safely and find their way to America where they will be cared for and not beaten. Many of them will probably be eaten, sadly, as the Iranian people are sometimes forced by their government to eat nothing but dogs. No doubt this trend will continue, and no doubt God will send a tsunami to punish them soon.
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5:02 pm
Why do Christians hate cats?
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5:10 pm
Because even when you teach a cat to pray, they spend very little of their prayer on praise and thanks and simply beg for forgiveness and more catnip.
It is the prayer of the wicked.
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5:13 pm
Cunt.
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5:43 pm
BB, did you not read the memo yet in the weekly bulletin?
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9:23 pm
Yes, I saw it, but not before I posted. Dang glasses need a good cleaning.
Thanks for the update.
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3:35 pm
A remarkable discovery you have made there, Blanche!
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3:18 pm
I belong to a hate dog site. It lists 10 reasons to hate them. First for me is that they smell awful. Second, is that they cannot be toilet trained. Third, you have to
“pick up” after them. Fourth, their lolling tongues try
to lick you on the mouth — after they have just licked
their rear end clean. I cannot go on. Getting nauseous. I do not go to a home that has dogs and would never let a dog into my home. I have no religion — gave up on it when I was 9 years old.
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5:05 pm
Alex,
I think the hate stems from the ability so many dogs have to learn simple command as well as Bible verses. I’ve taught my terrier mix most of Psalms in the past two weeks! Cats have little attention for such activities, which might explain why Muslims love them so.
Upon reading a verse, little Tergus the Terrier will yap twice his understanding and lie down with his little hands in prayer. Many will train their dogs to pray, but they just don’t seem to respond to the Muslim way.
That and they LOVE BACON!!!!
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8:48 am
when were there computer in the kitchen?
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7:04 pm
or maybe it is coz cats are cute? just like most animals are
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5:41 pm
Nice work Alex.
A Muslim family started to work at the country club. Shortly after dogs started disappearing around town. The police could not find any evidence for the dogs, so the county enacted some of its own “patriot act” laws forcing them to be deported. Within a year after they left, the dog disappearances stopped.
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7:06 pm
Yeah, right. You were the one kidnapping those dogs, you sick fuck. You chained them up in the basement with that poor Serval and tortured them. It was a fucking Serval and puppy holocaust in your basement!
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3:37 pm
You can’t counter one baseless claim with another baseless claim. All you have there is two lies in a fictional world of dog-rape. I, for one, am confused.
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8:50 am
proof needed you bible humping faggot
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7:14 pm
how do you know it wasnt an american who was capturing all the dogs? and then when he deported the muslims he ran away to cover up his tracks? aha
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6:56 pm
Sometimes whenever I”m ovulating I bend down on all fours in front of a dog and have it fuck my poopie hole! I’m trying to have puppies!
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7:07 pm
Popanator, I was always under the impression that you were a male.
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9:27 pm
I just love it when the people up here make stupid assumptions and pass them off as “articles”.
I also find it highly amusing that Blanche thinks her dog understands Bible verses. Poor canine. It’s obviously been trained to respond in a specific way to a certain word, and responds in that way in hopes of receiving a treat.
Of course, everyone knows that cats and rats are far smarter than dogs.
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8:24 am
ATTENTION! INTEROFFICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Anyone wishing to donate money to help RD with the high cost of her medications, please see the coffee can in the break room with the bedazzled “RD”.
As a side note, the Claire coffee can in the ladies restroom is for slips, kind thoughts and positive prayers. It is not a spittoon.
Thanks for your kind attention.
BB
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10:32 am
Aren’t you thoughtful?
Funny thing is, you don’t have my address or even know what I look like.
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11:14 am
I pray for your soul every day RD.
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2:49 pm
Everybody, I’d like to introduce you to Blanche:
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8:05 am
I thought Iranian’s hated doges because of their hatred of Zoroastrianism.
The profit Zoroaster was born to a virgin between 1750 to 500 BC. He was the first to profess a single god in a struggle against good and evil. The longest living concept of the religion was a central tended of humans having free will. Dogs are sacred to the religion as well as water and fire.
Over the course of Muslims in Persia/Iran the Zoroaster religion has been banned in public worship. Fire temples has been destroyed for centuries and DOG FIGHTS were popular in the middle ages to raise the ire of the practitioners.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism
http://www.dmoz.org/Society/Religion_and_Spirituality/Zoroastrianism/
And for those how hate to read a small video!
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7:00 pm
Just because an article states that in Iran they want to make a ban on dogs based on an idea that dogs are dirty.
Does not mean that all muslims hate dogs. Infact many muslims like dogs however don’t take them as pets because they believe the throat of a dog might have ring worm or other reasons.
Secondly this article was written by a racist who doesn’t know about muslims, islam bases importance upon hygine, muslims wash their faces mouth hands hair arms and feet five times a day before they pray, even if they have a shower that day, also every time a husband and wife have sex they must shower afterwards, and a woman must have a special shower at the end of her period.
hygine is very important to muslims.
anyway this article is hateful and biast.
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10:30 am
I this article is nothing but BS! This why the world is so messed up making fun of other countries and being racist. Every race has there bad and I could go on and on about it. First learn the culture and the people before you start judging I’m an American and it’s sad to see america hate so much
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7:07 pm
Ok after some mind searching I came to a conclusion that part of the reason that muslims don’t consider a dog a pet is because in some countries like saudi arabia dogs are not tame and the only form of contact they have is with a guard dog that barks, or a wild dog they see in a field or a desert, this is all a negative impression of a dog, and they become scared of dogs from a young age, also it is part of their culture that they have been taught that dogs are dirty and they cant have them in the house because of the saliva having ringworm, or the smell.
Anyway muslims in the west are not afraid of cute tame dogs and do like them and pet them, some muslims even have pet dogs but the majority of muslims dont have dogs in their houses but still don’t hate dogs
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12:51 pm
My God people!! Don’t be hating on the net!!
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1:04 pm
I love Christ and I hate dogs.
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