Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats, Revisted
Cats are slutty creatures by nature, the unspayed constantly mewing and sexually gyrating in fervent manner upon wooden office furniture and surge protectors. Moans of feline ecstasy commonly haunt the cat owners, as at least two weeks of every month a little furball of urine shooting nastiness makes a home less fresh than 4 a.m. bedsheets in a North Vegas brothel. Cats are little sluts and as such, is it really surprise that they get raped by rabbits?
The incidence of cats being sexually dominated by rabbits first came to the fore under the investigative journalism of internationally acclaimed reporter Stephenson Billings. A great concern to modern American families, we’ve seen a remarkable increase in the incidence of interspecies mingling and naturally resulatant animal rape upon the weaker of the two cohabitors.
The investigative questions into this matter thus far have concerned a nurture model, that is, looking for external influences upon animals that cause the morbid carnality to occur. Could America’s growing acceptance of homosexuals be behind a rabbits pillaging of a cat’s delicasies? Or is it something more shocking, like owners giving greater affection to the ‘dominant’ pet?
These questions are bold and merit great consideration, but at the heart of the model we must also look at the nature aspect. What is the nature of cats? We know they are coy and cocky, oft times thinking they have the run of a domain, even in a human’s presence. Cats hold little loyalty and tend to be blood thirsty when given chance. Cats have no true human element of compassion or measured reason. The one human quality cats do have is greatly limited to those of the most promiscuous, prowling humans: sluttiness.
Cats are natural sluts and female cats will even cozy up and ‘present’ themselves to a human, when in heat. As mentioned, cats are very reminscently homosexual in nature in that they will take sexual gratification from any object or being with an orifice or prod when ‘in the mood’. So, if a rabbit and cat are trapped in one area too long and without supervision, what can we expect to happen?
This image was taken from a cat fan database site. In the image, taken by a rabbit and cat owner’s CCTV system, a cat is witnessed caressing a male rabbit. Like a drunken sorority girl in Cancun without her boyfriend on spring break, this little harlot is teasing this rabbit with sexual advances and then plans to run off when it gets its feline fill of jollies. Unfortunately, rabbits are very base animals and when they are enticed, they will follow through.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPVxCznfooI
In this video, a black cat attacks an innocent, mostly white, rabbit in savage tribal genetic fashion. The cat was ornery and frisky, and pays the price for enticing this rabbit. What the cat did not realize is that though an obvious power struggle for the owner’s waning attention is taking place, at a genetic level rabbits seek to dominate no matter the scenario.
The apartment is in various stages of duress and a chaotic city beeps and horns outside. The rabbit can only control one aspect of its life at this moment and that is by penetrating the raunchy cat and letting it know that the master of this chaos is the rabbit.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL8JJFs8EOk
Just like a rap video, we can see a black is pinning down and trying to impregnate a white rabbit in a comfortable suburban home. No telling where the rabbit strayed in from but in this video, it seems the cat in heat is actually enjoying the sickness taking place and we are forced to ask, why?
Why is this happening. Is it a normal part of nature? Is it a learned behavior? From the cat’s behavior, there is a marked truth that is exposed: there is a natural component. The cat is deceptive and will do anything to get thrusting action when it is in heat. It sees the fur of the rabbit and instinctively knows the black animal cannot resist a white pussy spread before it.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZvlRJ70TTM&feature=related
Here we see more of the same. A black rabbit is now attacking a mid-toned rabbit. There is a genetic aspect to these attacks, the severity of the attacks perhaps being directly correlated to the amount of melanin deposits in the skin. There are other examples where the roles are reversed, where the black creature in the video is the cat and not the rabbit. But at the base of all of these inter-species, interracial mixing acts we see two base components.
Promiscuity and addiction.
Rabbits and cats are in this cycle of taunting and raping because, yes, humans are putting them in the same environment. But in these environments, and outside the sordid living conditions that are typical of cat and rabbit owners, we see something far worse.
Some animals have sin built into their genome. Did Satan splice sin into them or is it due to demonic influence? Such questions are beyond the scope of today’s question and word-based empirical assay, but we can readily hypothesize that there are certain truths.
Cats are promiscuous. They seek and even crave contact with other creatures in a sexual manner and will do anything to ensure such happens. Cats are known to become infected with FIV and develop AIDS, much as is common within the human homosexual community. This suggests that to understand cats, we can also use the homosexual community as study specimens. And as such, to understand a homosexual, we must only observe the actions and habits of a house cat.
Furthermore, cats and rabbits show signs of addiction. Rabbits are lower tier mammals, their brain function retarded and cannot really be faulted by being sex addicts. Like a Democratic senator on a drunken Chappaquiddick night, the habits of a rabbit are usually deadly and destructive. Yet, rabbits tend to be retarded, much like many leading Democrats past of false morality.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Adam Nelson
5:13 pm
Adam,
When reading this I was wondering, what is the point? It a very well researched and written piece, but what does this have to do with our fellowship? But once I got to the last paragraph you tied it up nicely. Well done sir.
In our county you are required by law to trap, kill or report all wild rabbits. Rabbits do millions of dollars of damage to our crops and spook the horses here somewhat fierce.
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8:20 pm
You are a sick fuck!
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5:38 pm
Adam,
I think the comparison between the homogays and cat/rabbit rape violence is important. Beyond a scientific mind and highly honed intellect, God provided man with the senses. Both cats and rabbits taste much like chicken when grilled. Both are soft and fluffy. Both have the potential for violence and litterbox training.
Homogays of the past enjoyed a rabbit fur coat, much the way these cats try to envelop themselves in congress with a living, fornicating coat. Yes, the comparison is clear and your logic sound. Excellent piece, I’m sending this to everyone on the prayer chain.
Kind regards,
BB
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8:24 am
Sign this petition to get rid of this site!!!!
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5:49 pm
“internationally acclaimed reporter Stephenson Billings.”
“Cats are slutty creatures by nature”
Then why is it dogs who will hump anything in sight, even after being fixed?
“cause the morbid carnality to occur”
I fail to see how rabbits humping cats is morbid.
“Just like a rap video, we can see a black is pinning down and trying to impregnate a white rabbit”
But you think that females are good for nothing but having babies, so why do you have such a problem with this?
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6:24 pm
Claire, was this really you?
http://www.petitiononline.com/cworg999/petition.html
if so, how does it work, how many signatures do you need?
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6:47 pm
Yes, I made that, but I had received an email that it had expired a short while ago.
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6:55 pm
Did you get close to your signature goal? I’m curious how this works; does a certain amount of signatures give you the right to shut down a web site? It doesn’t sound very legal.
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7:24 pm
I have no idea if I got close to my signature goal; I completely forgot I had even made the petition until you linked to it.
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8:14 am
NOw im gonna sign it and get all my people too. All 1200 facebook friends;)
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7:09 pm
I do believe that Adam is blind with hatred. After all, there’s no other reason as to why he’ll completely ignore the ferocity of the canine, or it’s tendency to want to mate with anything that moves while thinking lesser of cats, simply because they tend to be a bit lazier in a domesticated area.
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7:39 pm
Agreed. I love dogs (especially beagles!) but let’s face facts.
Dogs:
-are loud
-are smelly
-are horny as fuck
-can literally clean a full food dish in two bites and are QUITE messy eaters
-will eat ANYTHING
-have a tendency towards coprophagy (dogs LOVE eating cat poop, as the higher protein levels in cat feces are like treats for them)
-tend to get more health problems (i.e. GDV, lipomas, heartworm, etc)
-are known, on occasion, to maul people and smaller dogs
Cats:
-are quiet
-have no odor unless they are sick
-cease being horny once they’re fixed
-are very dainty, civilized eaters who will often nibble, walk away, and then come back for a nosh later on
-are picky, discriminatory eaters who will leave things such as antifreeze and other poisons alone
-get fewer health problems (cats rarely get heartworm, for instance, and in the rare occasion that they do they simply do not make good hosts and the parasite dies)
-rarely attack people, and are not capable of killing anyone, except for small babies perhaps
Cats are also VERY fastidious, clean animals who bury their stool and prefer litterboxes that are scooped daily.
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8:54 pm
Are you typically this offensive, or do you have a bias toward cats? My beagle is very loving, intelligent and quite neat. People with attitudes like the one you exude even through mere writing contribute to the warfare between cultures that plague society to this very day.
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9:17 pm
“Are you typically this offensive, or do you have a bias toward cats? My beagle is very loving, intelligent and quite neat. People with attitudes like the one you exude even through mere writing contribute to the warfare between cultures that plague society to this very day.”
Did I write that dogs are vermin? Did I write that dogs are demon spawn that need to be wiped out? Did I write anything that could even be construed as nasty towards dogs? No. I stated facts: dogs have a distinct odor (which I actually find quite comforting when I’m studying), are loud (except for basenjis and several other breeds), are known to eat feces, tend to gobble up their food and then wonder where it all went, and tend to have more health problems due to the incredible differences between breeds (i.e. giant breed dogs that get gastric dilatation volvulus if they eat too fast and then exercise right after). If you’re worried about offensive statements, perhaps you should talk to Adam, who routinely writes that cats are filthy vermin that need to be destroyed. Also, nowhere did I say that dogs cannot be loving or intelligent. Dogs are most certainly loving animals, and the beagles that we have here at school are just the sweetest little things and we love them to death.
So yeah, stating well-known, harmless facts about dogs while at the same time having a great deal of love for them is QUITE different from Adam Nelson’s war against cats, where he consistently calls them vermin, demon spawn, sluts, etc.
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8:33 pm
this website is a joke… right? like the onion? please let it be a christian fucktard version of the onion
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8:22 am
I was thinking the same thing.
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12:15 am
Rabbits are just trying to impress their owners, in a ploy for more treats
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3:06 pm
the 3,685 people who liked christwire on facebook should be put into death camps, where there would be shot in the knee caps and sodomized repeatedly by sex offenders in bunny costumes and fed nothing but cat sperm shot again and then burned . the people who take this site seriously are short bus ridding tards whos family trees closely resemble a bean pole. the people who run this site are no better than the extremist towel head camel jockeys over seas.
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8:20 am
Sign this petition to get rid of this site!!!
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11:51 pm
You and all the heretics will burn in the fires hell where every day a thousand lashes will be taken upon your soul.
You and all the heretics will burn in the fires hell where every day a thousand lashes will be taken upon your soul.;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
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8:18 am
Everyone sign this petition to get rid of this site!!!
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