“Roller Skating Rinks” are Satanic Homo-Gay Cesspools
“Roller Skating Rinks” are Satanic Homo-Gay Cesspools
Q: “What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?”
A: “Telling your parents that you’re gay.”
Most have heard the joke, the truth as it turns out is worse than we could have imagined.
A new threat prowls in the seemingly innocent child-sport of Roller Skating or Roller Blading.
The Homo-Community is now hosting Gay-Orgies with drugs and booze in the same Roller Skating Rinks you may take your children to on Sunday afternoon.
Imagine your little boy or girl could be renting Skates worn by a sausage jockey or a carpet licker.
Skates covered in the Satanic Love Sludge of Homo-Erotic Bacchanalian Skate-Sex.
Roller Skating is a lot like Jump-roping in the sense, that it is a childlike activity. It is widely known that a Roller Skating Man is a Fudge Packing man.
If your child shows interest in rollerskating past the age of ten especially if the child is male, take action immediately.
“Rainbow Skate is held every Wednesday evening, from 8:00 until 10:30 at the Redwood Roller Rink.”
“Wednesday Night is a Roller Skating Session hosted primarily, but not exclusively, for the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Communities.”
“It’s a well known fact that the same gene that causes people to want to rollerblade also causes people to be gay.”
What Can We Do?
As good Christians we need to establish zoning restrictions for these “Roller Rinks” similar to those used for Naked Bars and Striptease Joints.
Require all Roller Rinks which host Homo-Events to post a clear sign near the entrance “GAY ZONE.”
Roller Blades and Roller Skates should only be sold in Sex Shops.
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abigail Williams
As the witch trials were coming to an end, Abigail ran away from Salem. It is not certain what happened to her, but rumor has it that she fled to a city somewhere along the east coast.
2:59 pm
Abigail Williams, you look Amish. What are you doing on the internet?
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3:06 pm
Claire, you are a woman. Why aren’t you in the kitchen?
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3:15 pm
Because I don’t believe in those sexist gender roles, for myself or for anyone else.
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3:19 pm
You sure are quick to tell everyone else what their role is. Such a contradicting parasite.
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3:25 pm
Really? When have I ever tried to tell people what their roles are? Blanche doesn’t count, as the only reason me and L.N tell her to get into the kitchen is because that’s what SHE thinks OTHER women should do with their lives, yet she doesn’t abide by that herself.
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6:12 pm
Why isn’t Blanche in the kitchen?
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8:33 pm
When Blanche and Claire are in the kitchen tell them to hold the bacon on the BL&T’s!
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4:09 pm
Claire you JUST told Abby she can’t be on the internet because she “looks” Amish. So, THAT’S when you “tried to tell people what their roles are”, to quote you.
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8:48 pm
That’s only because the Amish are WIDELY KNOWN to be HIGHLY strict people who don’t utilize electricity, plumbing, telephones, and automobiles. Thus, one should question what an Amish, (and a female one at that, as females are held to much more rigid standards in the Amish community) is doing on the internet.
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8:31 am
Claire I am not Amish, I am Abigail.
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8:25 am
Claire you are cat. How did you learn to type?
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3:14 pm
Tyson, why aren’t you at the grammar school looking for your next victim?
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4:37 pm
This was a very well written, succinct article. I was somewhat rashed by the first picture of homosexual peacocking for the camera, but soon regained composure to finish reading.
Skating, both roller and homo-ice, have a secret language that defies the Christian understanding.
Besti Squat is a spread-eagle like move where the skater glides on two outside edges with knees bent while the anus is exposed.
Flutz is a bathhouse portmanteau of “flip” and “Lutz”, for an insertion lutz hump, where the outside take-off edge is mistakenly changed to an inside edge, making it a homo-flip jump.
Junior Age Eligible is a pederast reference skater who has reached the minimum age and has not exceeded the maximum age.
Shoot-the-duck is a skating position in which the skater travels on one foot with the skating leg in a bent position and the other leg held forward, parallel to the ice while viewing their nether regions.
Abigail, you are a true warrior for bringing these dark acts into the light. The homosexual skating community is dragging our youth into the deepest abyss of debasement.
praise you and your work,
BB
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10:54 pm
This “sport” is gayer than figure skating and cricket.
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10:56 pm
Your point?
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8:27 pm
If the good lord intended for us to roller skate we would have al been born with little wheels on our feet and wearing Speedos.
Hallelujah!
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10:59 pm
I know that I am not the only one that noticed the erect Eiffel tower in the background of that first homo skating promotional material. The phallus from Paris is no surprise to the alert conservative, since these homo-socialist are doing their best to pollute our country with the sick brand of man-in-man sexing.
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6:35 pm
This is great ! hahaha So funny !
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