• “Roller Skating Rinks” are Satanic Homo-Gay Cesspools

    May 6, 2011 2:39 pm 18 comments
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  • “Roller Skating Rinks” are Satanic Homo-Gay Cesspools

    Q: “What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?”
    A: “Telling your parents that you’re gay.”

    Most have heard the joke, the truth as it turns out is worse than we could have imagined.

    A new threat prowls in the seemingly innocent child-sport of Roller Skating or Roller Blading.

    The Homo-Community is now hosting Gay-Orgies with drugs and booze in the same Roller Skating Rinks you may take your children to on Sunday afternoon.

    Imagine your little boy or girl could be renting Skates worn by a sausage jockey or a carpet licker.

    Skates covered in the Satanic Love Sludge of Homo-Erotic Bacchanalian Skate-Sex.

    Roller Skating is a lot like Jump-roping in the sense, that it is a childlike activity. It is widely known that a Roller Skating Man is a Fudge Packing man.

    If your child shows interest in rollerskating past the age of ten especially if the child is male, take action immediately.

    “Rainbow Skate is held every Wednesday evening, from 8:00 until 10:30 at the Redwood Roller Rink.”

    “Wednesday Night is a Roller Skating Session hosted primarily, but not exclusively, for the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Communities.”

    “It’s a well known fact that the same gene that causes people to want to rollerblade also causes people to be gay.”

    What Can We Do?

    As good Christians we need to establish zoning restrictions for these “Roller Rinks” similar to those used for Naked Bars and Striptease Joints.

    Require all Roller Rinks which host Homo-Events to post a clear sign near the entrance “GAY ZONE.”

    Roller Blades and Roller Skates should only be sold in Sex Shops.

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    Abigail Williams As the witch trials were coming to an end, Abigail ran away from Salem. It is not certain what happened to her, but rumor has it that she fled to a city somewhere along the east coast.

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