20 Ways To Tell If Your Teenage Daughter Is A Lesbian
Does she have “Bieber Fever”?
This is the first sign she is adopting an alternative lifestyle. Bieber was born female and is now a male impersonator, you can tell by the way his jawline isn’t quite masculine. Recently this heshe has been convincing young teenage girls to replace their pictues of Jesus with his own. It is only a matter of time before he announces his secret and watches as an entire generation of young women turn into homogays right before our eyes.
How often does she text?
Lesbians are known to use the medium of text messaging over voice because they can do it quietly and no prying ears can overhear their heathen sex talk. It also allows for them to disguise themselves as boys when concerned parents intercept the sex-fueled communications. They also send graven images of chocolate covered dildos and fake detachable penises to each other regularly. If you notice your daughter texting more than usual, you probably already have a homogay on your hands.
Has she recently taken up golf?
Golf is a great sport for men, with much history and prestige. This is why the feminist lesbians are trying to take it over. They want to best us on our own ground. This is ridiculous, as everyone knows the sport of kings must only be played by men. If your daughter asks you for money to hit the links, you can be assured that she has already been recruited by the lesbian evil and is now brainwashed almost beyond help. Take immediate action, lest you see your little girl grow up and turn into be a manbeast named Cookie.
Is her Facebook account ‘private’?
If so, she is most likely trying to hide her lesbianism from you. Decent Christian girls do not even go on Facebook due to it’s high concentration of liberal feminist homogay propaganda, so the fact that she is on there in the first place should have you scratching your beard in well merited suspicion. If you can’t check up on her online activities, in 90% of the cases documented by the Christwire flock, it is because there are carpet munching hose beasts trying to steal your daughters sweet virgin cherry pie and replace it with the evil lesbian rhubarb.
Have you recently caught her skipping school to watch Ellen?
We all know Ellen is a lesbian, and watching her show can make you homogay. What hasn’t been reported is the spike in instances where young impressionable girls have been conned by this shiester and fallen victim to the subliminal messages on her show which encourage them to drop out of school and jump on the gay train every afternoon at 3pm Eastern time. It would be smart of you to block her show with parental controls and send a firmly worded letter to your local cable company about the type of riff raff they are giving you for your good Christian money.
Is she planning on voting Democrat?
Many of us have teen daughters who will be eligible to vote in the next election. The ones who are on the right track have already taken to the task of deciding whether Sarah Palin will get their vote, or if Donald Trump may be able to sway them. If they have already got their eye on Barack for the next four years, it is your duty as a Christian to attempt re-education. If that doesn’t work your option is to forbid them from voting, lest they help push the homogay agenda and eventually become one themselves.
Does she have sleepovers?
Good Christian girls socialize with each other at the Church, because they know when they strip down to their panties with a group of other girls and get under the covers, the temptation may end up too much to resist. If your daughter asks to go over to a friends house for the night, even with a parent present they will most likely find a way to suckle on each other’s milksacs. There are also some liberal parents who might set up such things on purpose for the reasoning of pushing their own agenda on your kids. Be careful, for the homogays come in many disguises.
Do you know the password to all her Internet accounts?
If not, then it is probably because she gets updates from gayteenforums.com on a regular basis. She also probably has a girlfriend she fornicates with in steamy cyber emails. A good Christian parent keeps a close eye on their child’s online activities, as it is the favorite medium for gays to penetrate your home and your daughter with their huge dildos and other foreign objects they use to satisfy their beaver-lust. Do not let your daughter have her own passwords. Choose them for her, and if she protests, show her what happens when homogays get AIDS.
Does she use a Mac?
The entire operating system was meant to cater to the homogay culture in San Fransisco. There are even references hidden throughout, such as the use of the icon that shows two men kissing. They are then marketed to females with the express intent of making them believe all males are homogay and maybe what they really need is some dirty vagina to make them happy. Windows PC’s are manly, and show young girls that what they really need is a man. Make sure you only make computer purchases that run Bill Gate’s Godly software.
Does she dress like Lady Gaga?
Is she using the deer meat you packed away last summer as panties? Then she has probably been watching this Lady Gaga character on the MTV. What you may not know is Lady Gaga is actually a transsexual and also Australian, making her descendant from criminals as well. Her song “Born This Way” was given to her from Satan and glorifies the homogay agenda, attempting to make your kids believe is it ok to be gay. It isn’t and she will burn in hell for her sins. Do not let her take your daughter with you.
Is her bedroom door closed constantly?
She may have lesbians sneaking in through the window and hiding under her bed sniffing her dirty underwear. There was a brother at my church that has this very thing happen to his family. One day his wife innocently walked in on it and herself became infected. By the time he arrived home from work the homogay had taken over his entire family, including his poor 80 year old mother. Realizing he had only himself to blame, he shamefully divorced and now lives as a lonely old man in a camper behind the church grounds.
Has she recently been seen cavorting with short haired females?
Women with short hair either have cancer or are gay. If it is cancer, your daughter still must be kept away as her friend is being smote by the lord for some sin she committed. If it isn’t cancer then it is the gay, and also a sure sign of feminism. Do not even let these heathens in your home, for they will only steal your wife’s dirty underwear and sniff them later while using your electric toothbrush in ways you could have never imagined.
Are her grades falling?
Recent studies have backed up the idea that homogays have a harder time in school. This is because they are too overcome with lust to focus properly on their schoolwork. If your straight A student all of a sudden becomes a B+ headed for a drop out, you can bet it is probably because of homogay influences. Immediately remove all outside influences and keep a lock on her door and a Bible in her hands. It may seem harsh, but you will thank me later when she is not bringing home fat biker women named “Butch” who leave their cigarette butts all over your lawn and steal your credit cards for sex toy sin.
Does she have Mexican friends?
Hispanic women are ten times more likely to be gay than whites. Mostly because the men are too busy stealing to have sex with their wives. Satan comes in many colors and varieties, and this particular one likes tacos, burning candles, worshiping idols, driving crooked shaped cars, and homo-erotic fornication. It is easy, however, to get rid of this threat. Just offer free scrap metal on Craigslist and then call your local immigration office and inform them the illegals will be in your yard soon. That should take care of all the Mexicans within a 20 mile radius.
Do mysterious women call at all hours of the night?
Homosexual women are known to sleep all day, being the lazy God hating creatures that they are. This means most of their shenanigans go on at night when it is dark and they have less chance of being exposed. This is when they are most likely to try and call you daughter to sneak out of the window for some homogay beaver eating. If you notice your phone ringing after 6 pm, and your daughter wanting to take the call in private, she is probably well on the road to becoming a homogay slut muncher.
Is her vagina pure?
Most girls who fornicate with men at a young age get bored. This is because the sex they had wasn’t holy and sin is never as enjoyable as a union recognized by God before it is consummated. If your little princess’s sweet untouched cherry has already been violated by little Johnny down the street, she will most likely be looking to give it to Jill next. A chastity belt might be in order. Your daughter may not agree now, but she will thank you when she is married to a good Christian man and has a nice family. That is, if she can find one who will accept a fornicator.
Is her reading material Christian?
Cosmo is not Christian and teaches young girls of the pleasures of carnal lesbian sin. Most good Christian homes do not allow this type of filth, but I have recently seen more and more of the flock giving up their good conservative values by letting their daughters engage in such blasphemy. The only book they should need at such a young stage in their lives is the Bible, and maybe an old Hymn book for relaxation and entertainment.
Has her school offered sexual education classes?
If so they probably taught her how to be gay. You only have yourself to blame, as you should have been active with the PTA to stop such programs from being introduced to your school district. You should probably also throw out all your bananas, as the lesbian liberal teachers at her school have no doubt given her ideas of how to use them for purposes of carnality and lust and they are already tainted with your daughters sticky lesbojuice.
Is she unexcited about Church on Sunday?
Lesbians are scared of churches. If your daughter shows some apprehension in attending the good Sunday service, it is because she knows God is watching and seen what she did. Her sin burns too badly for her to face the Lord on his day, and she will most likely give in to her lust and fornicate herself in the bathroom halfway through the service. You may want to step up your attendance, and see to it Monday’s, Thursdays, and Saturdays are also set aside for services as well.
Is an aunt, sister, cousin, or close relative homogay?
Gay family members have been known to have a significant influence on their younger kin. Most likely you have cut off all ties with these sinners, however there may be some forms of communication still open. Make sure there are no family functions where a homo relative may be allowed to mingle with your children. Ask that the gay relative be excluded from any functions where children may be present. Also, be sure your daughter knows Aunt-so-and-so is a sinner. Gay is contagious and the only way to give your kids a chance at a happy productive life is too keep them away from it at all costs.
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11:46 am
I’m shocked out how many signs there are! These symptoms should be posted on every school campus.
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12:11 pm
“These symptoms should be posted on every school campus.”
Why? Lesbianism is not a crime.
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12:13 pm
To the soul it is.
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12:20 pm
Wrong again.
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2:34 am
This is a joke, I think, the website not Lesbians
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3:29 am
Hmm, and who are you to say that it is a crime against the soul? Technically you can’t say anything because you didn’t write the bible, right? Anywho isn’t this Country dedicated to free will, whose FOREFATHERS were Christians? They saw early on the wrongs that could be taken if naive and misguided people tried controlling others with their religion. Fact is, that is why the Pilgrims first came here, to get away from religious persecution. All I have to say is that you do not have the right to decide if it’s a crime, our country and even “your” bible give us free will. To ignore that is to be one, a nonbeliever and a heretic who should be burned at the stake or two, a dirty democrat or red sympathizer whose communistic values will destroy the country. Take your pic.
*Just saying right now, I think I would prefer neither damnation or being mislabeled, I’ll take my free will*
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2:50 pm
okay so you’re saying that one aspect of one’s personality is adequate reason for “eternal damnation”. seems pretty fair to me! oh! also what seems fair: we don’t have the right to decide what is “good” or “bad” in our minds, but you get the right to tell others that they are a “heretic who should be burned at the stake”! your arguments are making my head hurt, and I hope you’re joking.
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1:11 am
This pastor sounds likes pedophial very creepy and disgusting man
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6:29 pm
i go to a catholic school and we learned that homosexuality is not a sin (but having sex is)
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6:21 am
Really FUN sin! Mmmmmmmmmm, sin!
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6:44 pm
But, if we don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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7:19 am
Lesbianism is not a crime, but it’s a contagious mental illness (or even a sign of demon possession) that can afflict great harm on the multitudes of unsaved heathens.
It’s a public service to put up this PSA everywhere.
It’s the same as us putting up wanted posters of varmints back in the Old West, or the Interpol putting up pictures of fugitives, or the local sheriff department posting up pictures of serial rapists, or the CDC putting up pictures of wild animals that are spreading AIDS, gonorrhea and mental illnesses (such as paganism, idolatry, etc.) to the human population.
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9:50 am
so because a persons choices don’t fit your ideology they must be evil
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10:15 am
It’s because a person’s choices don’t fit God’s word.
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10:10 am
Yeah, there’s nothing funny about comparing lesbianism and homosexuality to rapists or wild animals.
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4:30 pm
You’re an idiot who can’t recognize sarcasm. :>
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2:03 pm
EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL OH EL.
I thought just reading the above article would be a funny lil day brightener. Then I got down to the comments.
This is too hilarious. Air, what is air?
Oh, the amount of crazies out there…
The number never ceases to surprise me.
Come on people, get with the times; why does there always need to be a new group of people for us to hate? If it’s not black people, it’s Jews. If it’s not Jews, it’s the Chinese. If it’s not the Chinese, it’s Middle Easterns, and now, it’s gay people…
*heavy sigh of disapproval*
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10:52 pm
LOL. It doesn’t say anything in the bible about women, only men. “a man shall not lie with another man as he does with a woman.” Apparently god likes lesbians too
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10:41 pm
SARCASM FUCKING SARCASM.
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6:20 pm
how about ‘unshaved heathens’? And you have to agree, lesbianism is okay if it’s two HOT chicks, right?
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8:39 pm
Sir, are you on any substances that you are taking illegally?
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1:07 pm
Oh good god, this is hilarious. I have to applaude whoever is behind all of these articles. truly a joy~
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4:49 pm
I am with you there.
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6:32 pm
So it’s a crime to love someone? you must be a lonely wanker…. Homosexuality is not a mental illness. it’s a preference on who you would rather interact with. Would you say a girl who is raped and becomes a lesbian(very common) has a mental illness or demon possession? She is just afraid of rape!
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2:17 pm
Women can rape each other as well, please do not forget that. If a woman is afraid of rape she is simply afraid of sexual interactions in general.
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8:25 am
Totally true!!! We are sinners. trying to corrupt the innocent and infect everyone with the “gay” illness. This way we hope to put a stop to the growth of human population. Eventually slimming it down and save the planet from it’s worst disease ever… HUMANS.
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7:56 am
You’ve been poisoned by the evil lesbian rhubarb!
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6:54 pm
Lulwut
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12:47 am
Wow – I didn’t think that people like you still existed…
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3:08 pm
Rev. Custer, did you know that you yourself have gay face?
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7:00 am
this is the best comment on the page, hands down. i can’t stop laughing. kudos!
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3:38 pm
It’s also stated in the Bible, in Leviticus 19:27, that Christians must not cut the hair at the sides of the head or clip off the edges of a beard. As stated in Leviticus 11 and Deuteronomy 14, the eating of swine is prohibited. I’m not very educated in Christianity, but I’ve done research. Also, I learned in Church camp that sex within marriage isn’t allowed under the word of God unless it’s strictly for reproductive purposes. Therefore, if you have sex for pleasure, even within marriage, it’s a sin. Even the most passionate Christians I know don’t abide by that. If you can honestly tell me you’ve never cut the hair on your face or sides of your head, or that you’ve never eaten pork, or any of the other various outdated things “God” asks, I’ll give up on my argument. But Matthew 7:12 says “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.” So who are you to be acting as God, judging people for their sexuality? Homosexuality isn’t a mental illness, and even if it were, mental illnesses are MENTAL… none of them are contagious. Your opinion is complete shit, and if you honestly agree with the things in this article you need help.
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12:32 am
Holy shit, your joking right? I hope so…cuz if not your fucking crazy!
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11:35 pm
oh, i just found out the answer. the people that run this site are dumbasses.
you guys obviously know nothing about God.
stop spreading your lies and get a freaking life.
your freaking nuts. your sending millions of people to hell by posting lies and having them believe in them.
i may have turn away from christianity, but at least i know who god is. you obviously have no clue.
your all a bunch of idiots. and everyone sees that. and by the way, we all know that picture of justin beiber is fake. i may not like him, but he’s a legit boy, you idiot.
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2:26 pm
I was pretty certain that this entire website was meant as a joke. Your sense of humour is… lacking.
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4:54 pm
“Christwire.org – For Trolls, By Trolls, For the general trolliness of our good ‘Christian (Troll)’ community”
If you can’t see that this is the websites motto… Then sorry, you are the weakest link.
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7:36 pm
Sorry, but homosexuality is NOT a mental illness, as proven by the american psychological association, american psychiatric association, the world health organization…must I go on and on? And nor, dear God, is it a sign of demon possession. What kind of world do you live in? Also, what kind of Christian are you to judge others because of how they were born, or the people they love? What kind of Christian are you to judge a fellow human being for something that’s as natural as the air you breathe? As far as I’m concerned, not only are you ignorant to the truth, and ignorant to the facts, but you’re ignorant to the fact that you are not living the ways of God if you are being so judgmental. As a Gay Christian, I am thoroughly offended and pissed off at your comment. I know God loves me, and I follow his ways. I don’t judge others, and I accept everyone. Maybe you should do the same; “treat others as you would like to be treated”…something that you don’t seem to be following. Grow up.
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10:53 pm
you people are sick. Why go to Heaven for hating and hell for loving? People kill themselves because of sick people like yourselves. Varmints? your talking about a living breathing human being. You know what you breath the same air, you eat the same food, and guess what you were brought into this world the same way, you will both die, and on the inside you are built the same way. you people are why i gave up my faith in “god” and guess what im straight, i dont like justin bieber i love deathmetal, golf is a sport, hair is an expression. If you are the children of god, the haters of everyone who is different and doesnt quite fit you judgmental mold, im gald i am not longer with you. I would much rather burn in hell (to bad there isnt one) than live in another world with you.
What happened to love thy neighbor like thy self? What if you neighbor is homosexual? Your going against the bible! you must be working with the devil.
Also was it your choice to be a man? Or a woman? No it wasn’t it is not a choice to be homosexual. You can not “catch” it because its a feeling not an illness. “god” created everything so “god” created homosexuals. Stop making people hurt. Stop making people die. Stop ruining lives, because in the end its their blood that is on your hand, and when you get to the gates of Heaven they will not open for your bloody hands, for they have ended, good caring god loving lives. You are the true monsters of the world, you are the devils walking on land. Homosexuals love people of you same sex. You hate anyone who is a little different. your wasting your lives hating most of the population. But you see i dont hate you i pity you, mislead judgement blindly walking people. Leave these good people alone, and save your children from you, because if one of them is homosexual you have destoried his or her life trying to “save them” but the people they need saving from are people like you rev custer, the people like you
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6:31 pm
Lesbianism is not a disease and not a choice. If you are lesbian, you were born lesbian.
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8:34 am
Eeeeh one question here. Is this even serious?
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8:43 am
Lamia, this is only serious if you love your soul and want to go to Heaven. Many people here will try to tell you that the ChristWire Fellowship is fake or “satire”, but we are here to save souls and help people move into Heaven when they pass away instead of the hellfire many of the commentors here will be heading towards. Thank you for being inquisitive and trying to seek out the truth. More young people on this site should do the same. (yes, I’m pointing at you, LN, RD, popinator and Claire)
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9:30 am
Hey Bruce,
Gave you a thumbs up here. Thanks for your reaction.
I have been reading the 20 “signs” and personally i think it has totally nothing to do with lesbianity. And i don’t see anything wrong loving a person of the same gender. If God will send me to “hell” because the love and happyness i get and feel for my partner, and to be myself then so be it i guess.
I just refuse to live a life that goes against everything i feel.
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11:31 pm
Being a female with mexican friends does not make u a lesbian. Eating pussy and loving the heart and soul of a women makes u lesbian. I do agree, however, that Bieber is the devil.
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2:57 pm
um you are dumb!
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6:39 pm
Are you seriously that bat shit stupid? Not only is this article racist and offensive, it is completely made up! Like seriously, Hispanics are too busy stealing and women can’t play golf? Come on seriously, were all of you raised in the 1400s?
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1:26 am
1.the bible is very clear in that you are to beware of false profits this guy clearly is!
2.nothing he says is backed up by any facts or scripture
3.look at the wording he uses, it sounds like he lustfully picturing young girls as he writing this. he is a perv and a right wing nut bag following this article is a sure way to get your daughter to rebel against you and god! so I caution you again BEWARE OF FALSE PROFITS. P.S we need to catch a predator back to get this sics off the streets
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6:42 pm
False profits? Call the IRS!!
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6:11 pm
I think they mean prophets. not profits. xD
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6:03 am
are you an idiot to put these kind article in the global website ? you are going recognize lesbians and what are you going to do ?
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3:32 am
I found this article very hard to masterbate to.
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2:44 pm
Can I have sex with you?
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12:03 pm
If your girl is under 18 and has developed a UTI, she likely had a licking experience down there. Especially holds true if after a sleepover and lesbianism is usually involved.
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As a “doctor”, you should know that UTIs often occur in young women who have sex with males. The “thrusting” action of the penis forces bacteria from the external genitalia (the male’s and the female’s) into the urethra.
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4:45 pm
Now you are just being flat out sexist. Lesbians have a higher incidence of UTIs. I see my lesbian patients (as much so as ‘frequent flyers’ to the ER can be considered) far more often for recurrent UTIs than girls in a normal relationship.
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6:12 pm
“Now you are just being flat out sexist.”
Explain how I was being sexist.
“I see my lesbian patients (as much so as ‘frequent flyers’ to the ER can be considered) far more often for recurrent UTIs than girls in a normal relationship.”
And how do you know they’re lesbians? Do you ask them, you sick freak?
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11:50 pm
Their refusal to wear their hair in braids and over the knee skirts makes them easily identifiable. And the demonic colors they dye their hair with, sometimes their pubic hair!
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11:07 pm
Claire you are my fucking hero. I get on here for a laugh and see these ridiculous arguments. Watching you fight the ignorance and hate with logic and common sense fills me with hope for humanity. Keep fighting the good fight. In 50 years all these people will be dead and hopefully humanity will continue on like they never existed.
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9:49 am
Uhhhh I got UTI’s everytime I had sex with my bf, and none with my gf, so… please explain that, oh and u can damn me all u want, I dont believe in ur god, I read this article b/c I thought it was a joke.
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2:39 am
Actually the biggest group to suffer UTI’s are elderly women who aren’t having sex at all…..
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9:51 am
you watch way to much porn
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12:30 am
You are an idiot, so ignorant that you’re comment does not deserve any kind of intelligent response
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9:43 pm
you’re an idiot
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1:25 pm
In my congregation women are not allowed to speak in church or voice opinions publicly. They are allowed to ask if you would like iced tea or lemonade on Wednesday potluck dinner night.
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That is completely wrong.. on so many levels. We do not live in those times anymore….
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7:24 am
Indeed, we are living in the end times when unbelieving pagans and doubting blasphemers are vilifying our Lord and glorifying Satan.
Indeed we are not living in the good old days of universal peace and obedience under the watchful eyes of our Almighty Lord God, Jesus Christ.
Heathens such as yourself have rebelled as Satan did, and the sin that keeps us apart from God is ever-growing. Please repent and atone for your sins, woman, before you get cast down as a black female dog in the pits of Hell.
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8:43 pm
The only one going to hell is someone is ignorant and judgmental as you.
I can’t even believe someone could be as pathetic and disgusting as that.
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6:36 pm
hey, i’m a lesbian and a christian.
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4:01 pm
hey me too!
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6:20 pm
You may think you are a Christian, but the Devil holds your soul in his fiery grasp.
As a lesbian you are certainly going to Hell. Might as well abandon any inclination to a godly life right now! You can never be saved as long as you prefer the taste of a woman to the holy denial of chastity.
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8:20 pm
dude. those days never ever happened. (personally, i think you’re a troll, but hey, i’ll play…)
a friend in high school once passed me a note in spanish II-an interminable class with a lousy teacher, during which i managed to forget most of what i learned in spanish I-i don’t remember what most of it was about, but i remember how she signed off: “i miss the good old days, things were much more like they used to be back then.”
except see, the reason we really miss the past is not because the past was any better, but because we were younger and had more hope, and less options had closed off-we had more choices ahead than behind us. some of us, not being sour old fucks, retain that mindset and think the world is actually pretty much the same-or even getting a little better in some regards. the Arab Spring, for example…may it continue to bloom into a balmy summer and a lasting, bountiful harvest!
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11:09 pm
Amen brother. Can I get a hail Satan anyone? Hell yeah. Speaking of hell, I will see you there.
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6:35 pm
Hail Satan!
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3:53 pm
No respectful Christian or man of god would tell someone that they will be cast down as a black female dog in the pits of Hell, you disgrace the Christian name.
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3:59 pm
NO respectable Christian or man of God would say to someone that they will be cast down as a black female dog in the pits of Hell. You disgrace the Christian name.
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4:04 pm
I’m sorry, did you just say “the good old days of universal peace and obedience under the watchful eyes of our Almighty Lord God”? The ‘universal peace’ of your God who, if not in the case of the Crusades, then many more times in the Bible itself, ordered men to go to war and bring death and despair to thousands, if not millions of people?
I suppose you’ll only justify it by saying they were sinners or heretics, or whatever it is you people call us that have our own morals. It’s no wonder most of the western world has given up on religion.
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12:52 am
Listen to the song based on my birth!
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8:32 am
This was a “women belong in the kitchen” joke, right? If so I like it. It’s good to know that Reverend’s know how to joke.
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11:50 am
I really hope you’re kidding.
Do you hear yourself when you talk sir?
“Women are not allowed to speak in church or voice opinions publicly.”
My question to you is why?
God created all his children equal, so why are you taking away the rights of women given to us by law, in the name of your God?
Also, what do women have as careers then in your “congregation”, if it can even be called that…
I just want to put one thing out there for onlookers:
These people are nuts.
DO NOT BASE YOUR OPINIONS ON RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ON PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
GOD LOVES ALL OF HIS CHILDREN EQUALLY.
These people have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about…
God has love and mercy and compassion, and His word is LOVING and AWESOME, not hateful and condemning.
GOD LOVES YOU!
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4:39 pm
um….WOW…that is sad and I pitty the women who have to be reduced that, we are human just like you so get over it.
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7:52 pm
My pastor at my church is a woman…fuck you and btw i’m a lesbian and i love church
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6:15 pm
That’s an example of a BS Sexist Church for you.
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1:30 pm
you guys for real I hope not… ether way i laugh at you guys
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3:34 pm
I’m a a girl whose 13.I have sleepovers and a facebook, i’m also christain and i will never be a lesbian
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4:55 pm
you say that now Lex.. but i can already tell from your icon that you’re already on the fast track to lesbianism.. nobody thinks it can happen to them.. and if you only exhibit one of these signs/symptoms.. you’ll probably be ok.. but you exhibit 3 of them.. you have sleepovers.. you use facebook and you have lesbians on your icon.. you need intervention quickly my dear!
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3:24 am
Dude…what the HELL is wrong with you people???
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7:56 am
The question should be What the HELL is wrong with you heathens, spitting God in the face and defecating all over the name of sweet Lord Jesus Christ, ruler of all Creation?
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8:03 am
HAHAHAHA what a Crock of shit dude your full of it the nasty kind did your daddy rape you? or was it your pastor? yes ? my god yes i am using it in vain who cares hahahahah you are a fucking moron
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YOU SIR ARE GAY – don’t worry lets blame your daddy
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9:31 am
Thank you sir for demonstrating the behavior of unsaved savages. Your foul mouth is clear indication of the absence of Jesus in your life. I truly sympathize with you from the bottom of my heart and pray that the Lord will open your heart to his only begotten son, our Lord God, Jesus Christ.
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9:39 am
Rev. Custer my dear boy yes i am satins child and am proud of it. please keep your foul hart and simplify to your self in the name of satin our lord
____________________________________________SATINS WILL BE DONE. BTW Dude your mom said hello she and i was long busy i showed her the ways of orgies and drugs
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2:07 pm
lol dude just go away.
No one will listen to you here.
Nor will any self-respecting human being with a heart and soul and even a tiny bit of tolerance and empathy in them.
Go to your corrupt church and preach there or something, where your brainwashed followers will mindlessly except the hate you’re spitting.
God sees all, sir. He sees and hears the way you are talking about HIS children.
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10:58 pm
TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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12:00 am
just from reading these few posts, I feel disgusted, Seriously, It’s nature and nurture for a person to be lesbian or in some cases gay for men. And God doesn’t discriminate against any one person in particular, he loves all of us he doesn’t force us to do anything his way although you should do it his way, its the persons choices and God loves all of his children! Get this through your thick head! oh wait thats because men like lesbians because it turns their other heads on
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6:40 am
Why do people feel like making fun of Satin such much on this website? It is a terrific fabric and has never done any of the evil things you keep saying that Satin has done. Please leave Satin alone, or in terms this new interweb generation will understand… #SatinisnotSatan
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5:00 pm
I just wanted to say that I proudly serve JESUS and I’m proud to be GAY! I don’t see how these signs you guys come up with has anything to do with people turning into homos. It’s all bull and trust me, I’m not going to hell just because I’m gay. We don’t persecute you for being straight. It’s lifestyle and all you guys try to do feed out lies and one of the 10 commandments states “Thou shall not lie”. Clearly Rev Custer, you broken that commandment. So, you really need to reevaluate yourself and see who the real heathen is. I thank God every single day for letting me live. He has blessed me and opened many doors for me throughout the years. I’m damn proud of who I am.
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10:30 am
Custer your name is now written in Black Bible, when your end is nigh and death comes to claim thine soul, you will be chosen as a sacrifice for my birth. Your sin is hypocrisy, I cannot wait to see your damned soul in the flames of the Black Oblivion soon oh revered one, Jesus cannot save you from your fate.
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5:32 pm
my pastor molested me. he is a christian and is he going to hell? hmm… im not kidding in any way shape or form. im scared.
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6:38 pm
DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. i’ve now seen past your cover and see you are a horrible piece of reading material
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9:21 am
First of all my icon it was of boys. Second most girls have sleepovers and facebook. Facebook and sleepovers don’t make somebody a lesbian. I think the people who made this need a doctor because they are crazy.
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3:42 pm
BOTDF <3333333333333333333333
i agree. i text, i have a facebook, my parents don't know my passwords, a have sleepovers, i love Ellen, i have gay and lesbian friends, my school has sex ed, the stuff i read and watch is anything but christian, but this doesn't make me a lesbian.
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2:22 pm
What the actual fuck. You realise 99% of teenage girls use facebook/have sleepovers/text all the time? It doesn’t make them lesbians in the slightest.
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10:56 pm
an intervention, i pity you and your narrow minded thinking.
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5:21 pm
Your only 13 there is no way to figure out your sexuality at that age and there is no point in trying to figure it out now be a 13 year old girl have fun with your life and don’t grow up too fast.
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6:07 am
I knew I was Gay when I was 13.
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6:21 pm
Wel, I figured mine out by 14, just last year. I’m bisexual, but I’m not sure whether I lean more towards guys or girls yet, since I’ve had no sexual or relationship experience in general besides crushes.
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9:44 pm
OMG you like BOTDF!!!! And you’re awesome!
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9:49 pm
btw your comment sounds like me. I have Fb, I text, I sometimes have sleepovers, but I love God and everything. I’m not a lesbian, cause I’m boy crazy, and if you fucking “pastors” are gonna say shit to me, then fuck you. I <3 God, and he wouldn't want this.
BOTDF SGTC<3
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5:20 pm
You might as well just say ‘if she isn’t a conservative christian who believes her place is in the kitchen or poppin’ out babies, then she’s a lesbian’, since you find everything other than that point of view to be horrendous.
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6:17 pm
Not if those babies were popped out of wedlock or the woman wears shoes in the kitchen.
PTL!
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6:21 pm
So a woman having a baby out of wedlock makes her a lesbian? Hmm…that makes absolutely no sense.
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6:44 pm
No that makes her a heathen, being a women and having a picture of a pussy as an avatar makes one a lesbian.
Hallelujah!
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8:17 pm
If she weren’t a lesbian she would have stayed with her man, or insist that her church make him make her an honest women.
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5:40 pm
This is odd, I am on facebook, and had sleepovers as a young girl; I also text occasionally, read mystery novels, have Mexican friends, had skin cancer, use a Mac, and my cousin is living with his boyfriend. However, I am married to a man who is the love of my life, we have two kids with a third on the way, I graduated top of my class at Oxford and Havard, go to church Sunday morning and Wednesday evening, work as a professor at a private Catholic college, and teach Sunday school. Am I a lesbian?
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5:51 pm
Even if your not, you are still Catholic.
Sin comes in many different disguises.
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5:58 pm
Yet Catholicism is a sect of Christianity. And I simply said I worked at a Catholic college. One of my fellow professors is a Muslim and she is the sweetest woman I know. Is she sin in disguise? Do we not all worship the same God? Would you please explain this to me?
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7:35 pm
Your “spiritual leader” is a nazi pedophile.
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8:13 pm
The Vatican is a tool to prepare the road for the Antichrist. It’s not coincidentally located in the center of Europe. They excel in child sacrifice, pull out before it’s too late!
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11:53 pm
You said “pull out”… thousands of my potential children died on somebody’s daughter’s face last Friday. I didn’t even know her name.
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12:04 pm
…centre of europe? considering that sentence, do you even know what europe looks like? italy/vatican is on the far south.
i’m still convinced this whole post is a joke. it has to be. i cannot grasp the fact that horrible people like this actually live.
God loves all his children, gay or not. it is not by choice, a person is born with it, therefore given by God himself. and whoever goes against nature goes against God himself and his wish.
I rest my case and I hope you realise how very wrong you are.
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4:21 pm
Looks like you don’t understand where “Europe” is. Please read the Book of Revelations. But then again, a dimwitted unsaved soul such as yourself may not be enlightened enough to decode the mighty prophecies of the Bible.
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12:26 am
Rev. …I believe you mean the book of Revelation. Its not Revelations. And I love this website. It is the BIGGEST joke lmao. Im having too much fun.
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5:54 pm
Are you guys really that stupid? Christianity and Cathlocism are nearly EXACTLY THE SAME!!!! And guess what, our origins are from the same. They both came from JUDIASM! Get off your high horses and realize that you aren’t any better than us. In fact, your worse.
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8:43 am
I would, but it would be a waste. You wouldn’t understand it anyways.
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5:15 pm
Like you won’t understand what all these people telling this website and article is a joke mean.
I won’t say anything about Christianity. I’ll just say I feel sorry; for the people who are so close-minded and bounded by so many “rules”, that have probably forgotten how to truly be happy. God -Whoever that is- bless you.
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2:11 pm
lol @ Christians who think Catholicism is a sin.
Even though they were the first ever Christians. Ever.
Excuse me, but we “sinning” Catholics, fucking MADE you.
STFU.
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2:31 pm
I expect such language from an idol worshiper. Tell me, will the virgin mary save you on judgement day?
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4:48 pm
Idol worshiper?
Yes, I do worship Christ, God the Father and the Holy Spirit, just as I would assume you do, seeing as that IS WHAT BEING A CHRISTIAN IS.
I also very much appreciate the womb that brought Christ into this world, as well as the Patron Saints.
I suppose if I were a Jew or Muslim I would be condemned on judgement day too?
Yes, because it’s not like we’re all worshiping the same Almighty God or anything…
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10:37 am
Alex, I see you next child of your god, I shall have your name written as well in the Black Bible as a sacrifice, when you die your soul will be grasped and pulled into hell. You may not take my words seriously but once my birth takes place the sacrifice Jesus brought forth will be reversed and all man-kind will be dragged beneath the Earth. You unfortunately, as a sacrifice, will bring forth aid in my birth for I need about one hundred million souls written in the bible of the damned. Dear death and fear Satan, you all as hypocrites get what you deserve.
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6:27 pm
Idol Worshipper my tail, Keating! The Virgin Mary will save those she sees fit. That’s all that can be said. My question is, will it be us, those who love all people and are open to all paths of life, or you, those who are biased against all people who are not white or devoutly christian who agree with your every word? I wonder.
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3:16 pm
Yes, because the Bible says that it’s a sin to be Catholic.
You guys really need to get some new material and stop beating a dead horse.
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2:11 am
Yes, you just told us of all the indicators. I hope you didn’t taint any of the other girls at those fine institutes of higher learning. People need to know that every time a woman licks a clitoris the devil grows more powerful. Restrain and repent, sinners.
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11:22 am
decidedly yes!
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6:04 pm
That’s odd…. I’m a Lesbian and none of these signs apply to me.
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7:29 pm
i know right? it’s because this is not a good thread. while reading i kept asking myself if the author is for real. i know it’ not funny, but when you read it it sounds so stupid (with the reasoning and everything) it becomes funny and makes no sense at all.
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8:01 am
Poor girl, you have Satan’s hands wrapped over your eyes and you don’t even know it.
Perhaps you should enroll in the Christian Biblical Science Institute of Ethiopia as a test subject in their ongoing homosexuality study and let them help you identify the variation of autism or mental disorder that you have that’s preventing you from realizing your own sinning ways.
May the Lord heal you and protect your soul.
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8:05 am
Bra groen dakkie sal jou nie eers aanvaar nie
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11:47 am
Your black magic incantations don’t work across the Internet, savage!
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2:29 pm
I’m also wondering why he calls himself “satins spawn”
I never knew fine linen had offspring.
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3:38 pm
One can only be literate in human languages such as English if one reads the Bible. Savages such as Satins spawn are uneducated reprobates at the bottom rung of society and are better off dead if it were not for God’s mercy.
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11:49 pm
Since when is the Dutch language a black magic incantation? You’re a fucktard.
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12:17 am
Are you kidding me? As the granddaughter of a woman who had a mental illness, I take extreme offense to the idea that being a homosexual is a mental illness. I thought I was bisexual for several years but now am very much straight and it is not the person’s choice to feel attracted to the same sex but it is the person’s choice to embrace it. As I want to spend my life with a man, through God’s help, I rejected the attraction to women. However, feeling that attraction is absolutely not a mental illness. I am a born-again Christian who has gone to church nearly every Sunday for almost a year and a half, if I didn’t go it was because I was visiting family for the weekend (during that time I attend my mother’s Messianic Jewish services with her) or because I was sick, and I am absolutely appalled by every single item on this list. God is love and Christ taught us to love and not judge. Maybe some of you, especially you Rev. Custer, should go back to John 8:2-11 and take another look at Jesus’ reaction to the Pharisees bringing the adulterous woman to Him. Look at how He told them that the one who had no sin could throw the first stone and none of them could throw one. You are all acting just like them. Your self-righteous and judgmental attitudes will get you nowhere.
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10:10 am
hey Proud Homosexual,
Just for the record, it’s South African, not Dutch. I am Dutch, trust me i know
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2:26 pm
Racist cunt.
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11:04 pm
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
THE GOD CTHULU WILL RISE AND DEVOUR ALL
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11:12 pm
YOU WILL ALL TREMBLE ‘NEATH HIS MIGHTY TODGER!
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6:42 pm
woah woah woah…. austism doesn’t result in homosexuality. My brother has autism. Austism is anxiety around social situations. my brother is afraid of people. he’s not gay. he doesn’t even understand people
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2:26 pm
Hahaaa…I am straight and I do MOST of these, HILARIOUS or what?
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6:09 pm
All of these tips are essential, but sadly there are so many more things to look for that are not listed here. Lesbian are a great threat to the Christian family and the best cure is prevention. Just imagine the family shame if you daughter becomes a cigar smoking, suspender wearing, eyebrow pierced lez.
The Christian father must be ever diligent to protect his daughters from this lifestyle choice and he must look for any touch of manishness, no matter how miniscule, and quickly replace it with healthy alternatives, such as big bows in the hair, or cooking meat for a man. Lesbians HATE to cook meat for men.
Also beware of any unhealthy obsession with cats – a slippery slope towards femigay obsessions.
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11:53 pm
I have to wonder… Did your dad rape you or something? Did you enjoy it? Reason I ask is because usually closet homos are the ones most outspoken about gays in the negative way and would believe stupid shit like this.
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2:57 am
first of all, please come to me, troll me about your fucked up religion. I don’t give a fuck because I know there truely is not damned god and fuck him. He didn’t get me to where I am, I did. I am attending college as a photographer and I love it. I have friends that are gay bi, whatever. I have friends that love gays and are straight. We get along because we know it is not a disease or something to be picked up. It is something we enjoy ourselves.
Lesbians are not a threat to anyone, they don’t hurt people unless hurt first. They choose to wear whatever the fuck they want because it is mankind’s right to do what we want to.
Your father can do what he wants, but in all reality, if someone took over the world and called himself your God, wouldn’t you retaliate against him? That is what a woman would do if her father tried to over protect her and keep her from doing as she wished.
As for the meat, I know a great lesbian that will cook meat and if I ask her, she will cook me some up too. But as a gentleman, I do the same and make something for her because I am nice, and we are friends.
So now go shove your dick up your fucking ass Ice Van Winkle and fuck your shit silly. I bet you would find it feels good.
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Thank all of you for giving me this good laugh… and if any of you believe this than I pray He has mercy on your soul as we were all taught that God loves us all, sexual orientation and everything.
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9:32 am
THANK YOU
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6:43 pm
off topic but i like your name Taft Punk
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8:15 pm
I have short hair, and so do many of my friends, do not regularly attend church, have sleepovers with my friends, text night and day, my future college requires a mac, I enjoy golf on occasion, enjoy Ellen, have a private facebook (to which my parents are friends and have access), and my parents don’t know my email passwords. My grades are not the best, but that is not because I am always thinking of perverse sex! That’s the LAST thing on my mind. I’m a teenager! This is a rough time to go through! I don’t limit myself to reading only Biblical texts (God gave us imaginations for a reason!! To use them and share them with others!), and I have attended sex ed classes. However, I am straight, a virgin, and a devout believer in the teachings of Christ. Which do not, by the way, condone such hateful attitudes towards ANY human being. Did Christ not say to the people who would stone the prostitute, “Ye who is without fault, throw the first stone?” Christ loves everyone! I am so saddened that this is going on in this day and age. I can only imagine how God feels about it…to see his children hating each other like this. It would break my heart, that is for sure. Do not forget that hatred is also a sin. We must love all of our brothers and sisters in Christ – whether they have the same beliefs in us or not. That is the true meaning of Christianity, and I am so sorry that you cannot see that.
God is not hateful.
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9:12 pm
I know that you are a liar because you said you were a teenager and that you DON’T often have perverse sex-related thoughts. Normally, all a teenager ever thinks about is sex, due to the raging hormones and physically reaching an important part of maturation. I bet you watch porn all the time, you filthy liar.
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11:18 pm
Again wrong on so many levels. ALL of you were teenagers once, the only thing that has really changed in that time is Technology… People like you make me sick. Yes there are some teens out there like that, but NOT ALL and i repeat NOT ALL of us are like that.
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11:46 pm
Are you serious? Get your head out of your ass and let it breathe. Maybe it’ll widen your point of view, which is far too small, and honestly, a tad ridiculous.
This is what gets me about you Christian people. You’re so adamant in your beliefs that yours are the only ones and to hell with everyone else? Spare me. If that was the case, everyone would be in hell, even you, because even you ‘saintly’ people go against other people’s just-as-saintly religions.
Seriously.. cut the shit and stop assuming. You’re one of the many reasons people get annoyed with the religion and leave it.
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11:50 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s only you. When I was a teen I didn’t think about them at all. I thought about my grades. so don’t lump everyone together just because you were the one thinking about screwing something with a pulse 24/7
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6:24 am
I’m a teenager and I don’t just think about sex! That’s absolutely ridiculous. You should be ashamed of yourself; being so prejudiced and discriminative. Is that the Christian way? No, I didn’t think so. Adults think about sexual things now and then, just like teenagers do. It’s part of HUMAN nature, and not a constant part of TEENAGE nature.
I don’t watch porn either, despite being a teenager. Oops, looks like you’re wrong, YOU filthy liar. Open your eyes, seriously. I’m actually shocked at how harsh some of you are being when we’re all Christians here! God loves everyone and so should you. Lesbian, teenager, Catholic or otherwise. Christianity is meant to bring people together. This article makes me sick.
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6:32 am
Did I mention that I’m bisexual?
My church accepts me for it, my boyfriend, my parents, my friends and most importantly, GOD. I prayed when I was going through a hard time about it and He supported me. He doesn’t turn anyone away and times have changed since people were outrageously homophobic. There’s no reason for it; we’re all human.
A few things to disprove this article:
I go to a GRAMMAR SCHOOL and get all B to A* grades.
I’m a virgin and intend on staying that way until I’m married.
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber; his music is horrendous (and yes, despite the banter, he is a HE).
I have long hair.
I have never “sucked on milkbags” at a sleepover with my female friends. I have a boyfriend and I’m faithful to him.
I go to church once or twice a week, every week. I love it, I love the people there, I love the youth group and I love God.
This article and those who support it are the reason why people are sceptical about Christianity. You’re the reason that they think it’s old fashioned and judgemental. The key to Christianity is belief, not sexuality. Anyone can believe so let’s keep it that way.
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7:30 am
You are preaching Satan’s version of God’s word.
The key to Christianity is whether you are SAVED or UNSAVED. Period.
And you, my dear, are obviously unsaved. You make up your own rules as you go along (with a little help from Satan’s whispers) just to satisfy your innate tendencies to experiment with Wiccan sex magick.
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12:05 am
I sincerely hope you take the time to read this. I was christian only because I was raised christian, not because I *knew* god was *the way*. As I grew up and the fortune of having a high IQ (top .15% in the world) developed into the ability to reason based on knowledge of the world around, I came to realize there was no god in the sense I had been told. I genuinely spent a lot of time studying religion, history, psychology of people, and critically thinking about everything, including what it would take to convince me there was a god, and in the end, many years and advanced academic degrees later, I simply couldn’t get there.
The short cut for you, someone who seems to truly have their head on but who was poisoned at a young and impressionable age, is to read Richard Dawkins’ book, The God Delusion. I hope you’ll come to realize the time you spend praying could be better spent simply being a good person, a characteristic religion does not own.
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2:19 am
Ahh! Richard Dawkins, the emissary of Satan himself, the agent of Satan’s doubt upon this world! He will be cursed with cancer along with his fellow satanic minion Christopher Hitchens soon! Truly you have been poisoned by Dawkins’ (actually, Satan’s) convincing lies due to your lack of faith in God, which reflects your lack of wisdom about this 6000-year old Cosmos. Please repent and widen your eyes instead of being so narrow-minded. Believing in God and begging for salvation from Christ is the most open-minded act in the entire Universe.
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You. Seriously, go away and die now. This world will be such a better place without YOU creating this stereotype and making everyone think Christians are these evil people such as yourself. YOU are not a Christian. I am. No matter what you say. I am a Catholic, which is the oldest sect of Christianity and it’s the religion I affiliate myself with.
Now please sir, throw yourself off a damn cliff and go off to your deranged little Heaven, where absolutely NO ONE will be except you, because honestly, no one is worthy enough for you guys except for your damn selves, and me? Well, when I die, I am going to Heaven, the kingdom of God, where Christ is seated at the right hand of the Father. All my fellow believers who are very loving and tolerant will be coming with me, and I don’t really expect to see you there.
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12:20 pm
Also if you think the universe is 6,000 years old… then you are truly THE stupidest person I have ever wasted words on.
People, there is no reasoning with this man.
You no longer, actually you never did, deserve my humoring and attention. This argument has gone far enough for me thank you.
I hope and pray that you change your ways before He comes to judge YOU.
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8:25 pm
Oh my.
Those above statements neither leave me baffled or utterly confused, I just find them rather untrue, stereotypical and fake.
I must say, that I am also lesbian. But along with that:
I LOVE going to my BAPTIST CHRISTIAN church.
My life is dedicated to JESUS.
I DO have a facebook and constantly text.
I wear “conservative” clothing, unlike Lady Gaga.
I have long hair.
I am also an AP student with STRAIGHT A’s!
Hmmm. Mexican friends? I actually don’t have any…I think. If they are Mexican, I don’t care.
God told us to accept everyone for who they are, no matter race or sex. So, why is it that people desire to delude others of their?
Some don’t seem to take other people’s circumstances into consideration.
I have noticed that majority of the above statements come off in a more sarcastic way then realistic.
OH!
I also think it is rather funny that when girls have sleepovers, you assume it’s for lust. I must say that I am the LEAST bit sexual and I believe anything like that should be done AFTER marriage.
Being lesbian, marriage is hard to come by, unless I travel a long vast distance just to make my dreams of marriage to the girl I love come true..
I don’t have a mac.
I don’t ditch school for Ellen.
I am not Democratic.
Majority of my friends are either Mormon or Christian.
I don’t dream to be a house wife, although I would LOVE to. It is nearly impossible in this economy to strive with one income. I dream to work as a Character at Disneyland, and become an PROFESSIONAL ER NURSE.
So.
God gave us His word.
He gave us Love.
He gave us Truth.
Spread it Holy in a way you aren’t shoving it down another’s throat.
God did say for us to spread His word without Harm or Change.
God Bless,
A Stereotypical Lesbian.
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8:42 pm
One afternoon at the Lilith Fair and this is what happens!
REPENT!
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11:39 pm
I wonder, is that true? First of all, I have little idea of what the “Lilith Fair” is…so…If you may put that in a simplingtins words, please?
Ah. And I am saved. God loves me for who I am and no matter what another may believe, or what another may say: God is MY savior and I have repented for my SINS. And I do EVERYDAY.
Ummm. Do you know what courge it takes for someone with my opinions to come out and say such things? It’s hard. Don
t feel sympathy though. O.O;; L-like you would. Just the fact that people believe this…makes my heart quiver. How one can deject another for unchangable aspects. God loves ALL. No matter who or what they are. Jesus died for ALL. And just because I’m gay…It doesn’t mean that I’m a horrible person.
Maybe you should stop stereotyping and actually get to know someone:
Looks may be deceiving.
You “friend” may be your enemy.
And you “enemy” may be more of a friend than any one else may be.
God bless,
Your Stereotypical Lesbian.
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8:45 pm
All of the people who approve this article need to go to hell for your hate. What happened to loving one another just like Jesus loved? Didn’t god say he will never forsake you? God doesn’t hate people. This is the reason why some people don’t believe in Christianity anymore, because they see you viscous hateful so-called “Christians” and think Jesus is the leader of a hate group. Open your eyes and actually read the Bible, maybe you’ll learn something about your pathetic life.
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11:47 pm
And all the people said AMEN!!
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7:35 am
What fallacies do these heathens subscribe to. God did shower love and affection upon the homogay nations of Sodom and Gomorrah, it was FIRE and BRIMSTONE.
I know this may not be such a big deal to you bondage-loving homogays, but realize this: Your sin has not only kept you away from God, it has also kept you away from wisdom and education!
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5:36 pm
Your the one who is uneducated.
And honestly what is WRONG with homosexuality?! Love is love no matter it be with a man and a woman or a woman and a woman….people like you are the ones who will burn for your hate, and I really pray that you end up with a gay child and maybe…just maybe you can love people for who they are and stop casting judgement.
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10:13 pm
Love for God trumps Hate for Sinners. God has laid these rules out clearly in His Good Book.
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5:35 pm
I honestly don’t see you loving anyone.
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11:18 pm
If God does exist than I can’t wait to see what he has in store for your hateful soul. I really hope I go to hell with you so I can watch the flesh sear from your very bones.
Ill see you in Hell. I am looking forward to it.
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8:48 pm
I have the weirdest boner from reading this.
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9:02 pm
This is the most glorious satire I have every seen in my life.
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9:10 pm
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
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9:50 pm
This is the most goddamn hilarious site I’ve found in days. This has GOT to be trolling, right?
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11:02 pm
There is more solid proof that Apple computers make our children gay and lesbian, or both!
Their antivirus software is called CLAM X AV (short for Adult Videos), a veritable gateway into gay sinnerdom!
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I upvoted you because I thought it was a joke. My bad.
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4:37 pm
You are so naive, poor Lurlene. AV is short for “anti-virus”. If it weren’t then every anti-virus program out there would be for “Adult Videos”. I would think that with as much “porn surfing” as you people do, you would be aware of the meaning of AV. If you truly don’t, then I fear for your computer. All that porn surfing without protection is very unhealthy.
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4:41 pm
Your truth is a beacon for the fellowship. It blinds the wicked and burns out their lies.
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5:37 pm
I can’t believe how gullible you are.
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11:09 pm
Look these are so not signs of being a lez. i mean really?! I fall under a lot of theses and i am not. If you think your daughter is a lez just by these you are completely nuts! Try talking to her and making her feel like you are not her parent but someone who is a very close friend… Give her the freedom she wants. She needs room to make mistakes. IF you can become her friend, best friend, she will come to you with questions.
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11:47 pm
To continue my post, my 6 year old sister had CANCER, LOVES Bieber. AND Sings gaga’s music? Is she a lex then? i mean she is only 6. Not wanting to go to church too?!? really???!!! How many girls go to church now for anything after conformation?! I mean I haven’t gone for any other reasons besides a death or a baptism!!!!!
OPEN YOUR MINDS!!! Even thought you grew up in a different era this is something that is going to keep happening, so love you daughter, sister, mother, aunt, grandma, niece like you always have!!!! STOP BEING SO BLIND!!
No one is perfect, my heart bleeds for those who think that A. any of this is true and B. for those who cant accept people for who they are. I know my family would love me no matter what. A TRUE family would NEVER turn their backs on another member…
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7:36 am
She loves Bieber and God smote her with cancer.
Doesn’t that answer your doubts, you blaspheming heathen? What other signs do you need from God Almighty to open your eyes?
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8:36 am
You sir, are a closet homophobe and you should come out before you suffocate from lack of air and rainbow.
What you preach is evil, you are hateful, and you seriously need a brainshock. Telling her her sister deserved cancer for listening to a singer? That’s bullshit and the reasoneople hate god. I seriously hope you get checked, you need it.
May god have mercy on your wicked heart on the day of judgement
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9:40 am
I am trying to heal the world from the illness of homosexuality, child. It isn’t homophobia. I am here to help, and I have helped many. As you should know, where I come from there are plenty of colored people who are naturally predisposed to homosexuality, devil worship and other such horrific deviant practices frowned upon by God.
My ministry have successfully healed the poor souls afflicted with such symptoms through a combination of exorcism, electro-therapy and solitary confinement.
It sure is better and more humane than the “modern medicine” that you Godless secularists employ to heal these disorders.. open-brain surgeries, heroin overdose, spun in a centrifuge to improve bloodflow to the brain..
If you can’t see the mercy and humanity in our gentle healing regiments compared to what “modern medicine” has to offer, I really do not know what else to say.
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10:19 am
“She loves Bieber and God smote her with cancer.”
THIS is exactly why this site is sick, REGARDLESS of whether it’s real or satire. If it’s real, and Rev. Custer truly believes what he said that Astrina’s SIX-YEAR-OLD sister deserved her cancer, then that’s just fucking sick. However, if it’s satire, it’s equally sick. There is nothing funny about saying that a child deserved cancer! Nothing! If this is how you people get your rocks off, by taking on fake personas of Conservative Christians and saying that “god” gave a child cancer just for listening to some bad music, then you need therapy.
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10:24 am
Nothing about me is fake, Claire.
Is it so hard to believe that some one can hold a contrasting opinion to yours?
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11:51 am
And you really believe Astrina’s devil-inspired half-truths?
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12:16 pm
DEVIL INSPIRED!!??? How Dare you. My sister is the sweetest 6 year old i have EVER seen, She has seen hell and more then you could ever deal with, its idiots like you that have soured the name of Christianity! Just for clarity, you are driven by the Devil, get out of the dark ages rev. custer. there is more to this life then finding then next lez, bi, gay person. one day i hope you meet someone that is more then willing to put you in your place. you are so out of line.
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If you are truly telling the truth about your little sister, then in God’s name I pray that the Lord God will heal your sister from her deviant tendencies which have led to cancer. May she be healed of her obsessions with Satanic noise-makers and may the Holy Spirit permeate her soul. Amen!
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11:29 am
you really deserve to be shot for that comment you sadistic son of a bitch. All children are innocents in the eyes of your “god”
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11:55 am
If all of you are in heaven and all they accepting people, and LGBT community is in hell, Then I totally want to go to where the party is because where the gays are you know there’s a kickass party! XD
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6:44 pm
I agree completely. If these sick bastards are going to heaven, I’d rather be in hell.
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3:02 pm
Quite frankly, the idea that a person is struck with a horrible, debilitating disease like cancer for having a different belief is sick. I have read the bible, and your view of a close-minded God that give 6-year olds cancer is much different than the kind, caring God that is portrayed in the bible. For now your hatred extends to just homosexual and non-white people. Do you know who else hated gay and non-white people? Hitler, who killed millions of people. What next? People with black hair? Jewish people? Anybody with the moral sense to disagree with you? This country was founded on the idea of freedom, having the ability to do what you want to. Your belief that women should stay at home in the kitchen making babies is not just wrong, it works against what our founding fathers worked so hard to establish. If Lisa Meitner and Emmy Noether stayed in the kitchen, science and mathematics would be much further behind.
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6:19 pm
heathen.. heathen heathen…. heathen…BLASPHEMY..heathen heathen look I sound like a Rev.
Just cause u know some words out of the bible does not make you god’s speaker.
Honestly im suprised you have not been smitted by the almighty smitter.
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2:34 pm
If you’re saying that having cancer is because you sinned, then you sir are a fucking selfish moron who does not understand how painful cancer can be, many sufferers are perfectly good people, cancer is a HORRIBLE, LIFE TAKING DISEASE which NOBODY DESERVES. Except maybe you, for being such a homophobic, racist, insensitive, bible-fucking cunt.
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11:23 pm
Hello again Rev. Custer. You may start to recognize this username by now and you may not. I have by this time cultivated a very serious dislike for you and your homophobia. You may notice that I was am a former Christian. I believe it says in the Bible not to push others away from God. After all the work you have put into instilling hate into these people’s hearts than I wonder what your god has in mind for you. I bet its gonna hurt.
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3:09 pm
That’s terrible to say a six year old got cancer because of her misguided music choice! You’re a terrible Reverend! You’re supposed to guide, not insult! I’m glad to have the pastor I do.
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7:52 am
you sir are a peice of shit blasphamus homopobic fucktard and i hope that you burn in evry version of hell
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6:40 pm
Sir, I do appreciate your hate for Bieber, but saying that of a young, six year old child is just wrong. My friend’s 4 month old cousin has cancer. What the hell did she do to deserve that, when she’s had it since birth?
She was not born out of wedlock, and she was not born of sin of any sort. What did that poor baby do to deserve cancer, huh? Love her parents and sister and brother? Love her pets, both of which are puppies? Hm? Got an answer for that?
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11:44 pm
Dude, you be trollin hard… I mean if you honestly believe these are the signs that a girl may be lesbian, do the world a favor and put a gun to your head.
I commend you for your trolling, but seriously, you need help. I actually feel sorry for God because he has some of the stupidest people representing Him.
By the way jerk…. Homosexuality is actually natural because it occurs in nature and in 400+ species of animals, but only one species of animal has homophobia. Your article confirmed which species. Way to go.
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11:48 pm
A woman’s sex and womb should be in the service of the Lord, not in the service of other women.
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11:59 pm
So says you. Homosexuality is natural. Homophobia is not. Cme into the 21st century. Besides, if you really are “Christian” like you claim, you’d show compassion and forgiveness, and love the girl in christ, not condemn her.
I don’t want, nor can have babies, I’m bi, and was raped by the men you say I should be in service to. Your logic, to which I reply nicely, can go to hell with a gasoline soaked bra on.
Maybe your a closet lesbian, or have dreams about other women. Is that why you feel all women should be in the kitchen like you?
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12:02 am
I do have to say i enjoy that line
“… can go to hell with a gasoline soaked bra on.”
Bri-chan, i agree with you. I’m sorry for what happened to you.
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12:05 am
No worries. The asshole who raped me is part of the reason I can’t bare kids. I refuse to go with the ideal I belong in the kitchen or bowing at my husband’s feet. That’s some Islamic ideation and I won’t. If a man can’t be on equal footing with me, he doesn’t deserve me. If I am to be condemned to the pits of hell, then so be it.
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7:49 am
Praise the Lord for you have taken the first step towards the Truth!!
Correctly identifying witchcraft cults and repackaged paganism is a sign that the Holy Spirit is at work, to awaken your eternal soul that our Lord so loves, and guide you towards the Truth and Light in our Lord Jesus Christ.
Mahometanism is the fastest growing cult on Earth (testament that they are really the armies of Satan himself!) and it pleases me no end to know that you have rejected this vile false religion, thus opening the path for you to take your first step towards Jesus our Savior.
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9:45 am
“Homosexuality is natural. Homophobia is not”
Show me a male dog that has been gang-raped by 20 male cats and still show no hatred or revulsion towards them.
What you’re saying is absolute rubbish. Is this what your Godless “Theory of Evolution” teaches you? That homosexuality is natural? That organisms prefer to be homosexual rather than procreate and breed?
Thank you for illustrating the concept of Darwinian “natural selection”, proving again what a shameless pack of evil lies that the heathen Darwin has brought upon the world (and is rightly roasting in Hell for until today)
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8:17 pm
Hey, when you’re done, when I bend over, will you eat my ass? That’s all your racist, homophobic, xenophobic, stupid ass is worth. You say I’m going to hell right? Well I’ll jump my happy ass face first into the fire if you’re troll ass is in heaven. I’ll be sure to wave ok?
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11:52 pm
Speaking of HOMOSEXUALITY being NATURAL. LOOK AROUND YOU! You see it in Gods CREATIONS EVERYWHERE.
OH! And Darwinism…let me say: Is something that is caused by the NATURAL flow of the Earth and the interactions with other organisms and environmental aspects. Oh. And natural selection and theory of evolution are SCIENTIFIC FACTS OF EARTH. Not religions. Matter of fact, they have NOTHING to do with religion. So your connection, is fairly inaccurate.
No matter what you may say, GOD made me the way I am. Made others the way they are. As long as we come to conclusion that we have sinned and are imperfect, God shall grant us salvation. As long as we realize that Jesus died for us, that everything that has occurred in the hands of GOD was for our salvation and His unselfishness, we shall be saved.
Does the Bible say that God doesn’t love everyone? It says the opposite.
Does the Bible say that everything written shall be taken in a logical way or a spiritual way?
Last time i checked, it was Spiritual.
Your view isn’t only defaced by the bible, but it deludes God’s creation and the natural movement of our common world.
Everything moves to set on society.
No one goes word for word.
The Bible is a light for acknowledgment and a way for belief. It isn’t our lives. It’s what we should lean upon in times of need.
And I find it rude how people are cursing on here…O.O;;
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6:47 pm
actually, the species with the most homosexuality is bats. it comes in over 150+ species. human is the only species that has homophobia though
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4:33 pm
how the fuck are cats gonna gangrape a dog? i aint just talking in terms of equipmant either, cats aint big enough to get it up to a dogs ass. and most dogs dont like cats anyways
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So a woman gets married to a man, and is married at a church…now lets stop for a moment. “A woman’s sex and womb should be in the service of the Lord, not in the service of other women.” If its in the service of the Lord, would that mean that the woman is cheating on her husband with the Lord that she believes in or is it that every time the couple have sex, the lord is there fucking her too? really?
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7:54 am
Satan’s mind-tricks is strong in this one.
In my congregation, a heavy dose of group prayer followed by laying-of-hands and solitary confinement would usually cure such symptoms.
I sincerely urge you, in the infinite love of Jesus, to seek out a pastor IMMEDIATELY to rid yourself of Satan’s agents who are obviously clinging on to your soul this very moment.
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1:15 pm
Notice how he doesn’t even answer the question.
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3:50 pm
Where?
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8:33 pm
The fail is strong with this one.
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Actually they should be in the service of the woman herself.
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11:26 pm
If I were you I would blur my profile picture as well. I can’t imagine what kind of painful persuasion would be required to even get a man to speak with you, but it chills me to the very bone. I realize your tiny brain (an obvious product of the generations of incest required to make someone as stupid as yourself) may not comprehend the reason behind this fairly vicious attack, and I will do my best to explain why in short, easy to understand sentences. I. Am. Sick. Of. Your. Ignorance. Please. Forget. About. This. Website.
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12:03 am
All these “godly Christians” on this forum… No wonder there are so many heathens in the world. You make me sick with your homophobia, bible thumpin, and stupidity. I’m so glad I have a brain, otherwise I’d be stuck on this stupid train…
And hair dying is freaking awesome! I’m planning on purple and red steaks soon
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9:17 am
Those are devil colors designed to set the privates of other females on fire, repent!
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1:00 pm
Fuck off chick, just because you’re not brave enough to be unique….
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11:28 pm
You really are clinging to the coat tails of your more literate comrades aren’t you? Its kind of cute in a pathetic kind of way. That is, until you realize that you are some dried up old husk who will never know the true love of another human being. Enjoy dying alone.
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12:27 am
Is this site a joke? This article is so stupid it appears to be a farce. Or an attempt to make Christians look stupid.
Don’t let silly fear mongering like this keep you afraid of people!
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12:36 am
The stupid train took off and dragged all these people that believe in this with them.. I think they be trollin mon.. They be trollin hard..
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11:30 pm
Sorry man I left the Christian faith a long time ago. Mostly due to people like this. I believe in freedom of choice when it comes to religion, but people like this make me really wish there was a law against such ignorant religious views. I am sorry you share a religion with such people. Truly.
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12:51 am
I have 12 of these “symptoms” im not a lesbian.. not at all.
lol i swing both ways ;P
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12:52 am
Seriously, yes homosexuality is a detestable sin, no it is not contagious, and no not all girls with short hair are homosexual. Jesus loves everyone regardless of their sins, the only unforgivable sin is disbelief. These “facts” are a lie and this site has hypocrisy written all over it.
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7:51 am
Stop calling yourself “Christian Lesbian”. Yahweh would have personally deposited brimstones in all your unclean orifices to rid you of your sinful ways. You should call yourself “Satanic Lesbian”, for that is who you really are. You’re in the same league as that sinning whore of Babylon!
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7:59 am
WHere is she GIEFFFFF ME WAnts Rev. Custer self proclaimed Rev huh got your degree online? gay web site as well apply get one dude free with each diploma. Hahahaha we will burn in hell as would you dumb fuck yes i am proud to be a satanist yes but believe you me i will be watching you when you sleep and where ever you go and i will rape your anal cavities MwaWMAMAHAHAHAHAHA
BTW : Stop fapping you Troll
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8:04 am
Listen Rev.
We know you hate lesbain’s, I know why, don’t worry, I feel for you – Youre wife left you because you are such a self rituas P@ES she didn’t have a choice, you ruined her youth, and now she doesnt trust any man any more, damn I would have made her moan your Lord’s name over and over again -wink wink nudge nudge-
STOP BEING A HATER YOU MORON!
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9:49 am
Illogical ad hominem attacks = works of the Devil. Please welcome Jesus into your hearts and shed your disgraceful unsaved behavior.
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9:54 am
Dude – I make jesus run for the hills
I AM DEVIL so youre shitty comment makes no sense at all
Jou ma se poes in n fishpaste jar
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6:48 pm
i love jesus. i also love my girlfriend. END OF STORY FUCKTARD
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11:37 pm
Hahaha. You crack me up man. The only place I can imagine a cretin like you is in a cave somewhere. Sitting in a mountain of garbage with a ratty bible. Of course most of the pages would be torn out and in there place you would have inserted pages with your own revisions written in. You spend your days there. Somehow you have the internet obviously but other than that the only other things you own are a heavy blanket and a serious case of undeserved Narcissism. I hope you enjoyed my little foray into your life.
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1:25 am
I’m glad i saw this before it was too late!!!
now i am Convinced my sister is a Homogay!
Do you think i should tell her wife???
i mean this stuff can destroy a marriage.
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1:34 am
Actually, you know what i say?
i say we all go homogay,
All commit suicide,
Flood hell with souls.
Break up in to heaven
And kick the crap out of God
and rap his son up the ass.
HAIL SATAN!
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5:06 am
All the lesbians have the full support of me if my kids turn out gay or les its there choice.. init so this site should stop being so judgmental ? leave it up to god yes?
stop masturbating in your dad’s toilet? oh and you guys are FUcking Ass HAts
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6:09 am
May I say, I am bisexual, with quite the taste for females, I have short hair, I watch Ellen ALL THE TIME, I text like a fiend, I have an annual subscription to Cosmo, I am not a virgin, my best friend’s name is Nayely, she is Ecuadorian, I hate Justin Beiber, and he has a DICK, I am a Democrat, Lady Gaga is my hero, I am at a sleepover right now [sexythoughts], me and my friends stay up til 3 am on the phone, I am on the golf team at my school, my FB is strict as a bitch, my mom has NONE of my passwords, I am on a Mac right now, my 2nd period class is Sex Ed, and my aunt is a lesbian.
Also, I believe in a higher being, or “God” if you insist. If I end up in Hell, oh well. But if I don’t, I’m haunting the OP.
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If this is actually serious, and if anyone actually believes that any of this is factual, then you deserve to be eradicated. Any fool who thinks that you can define a homosexual by the things that they do is completely moronic, that’s like saying you can tell if someone is American because they are fat, loud mouthed and waving their flag about.
Stupid, stupid people.
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8:16 am
We can always tell who’s unsaved because they always blaspheme the name of the Lord, as if the hell fires waiting for them are still a long way off.
By the time you see them, dear woman, it would be too late to repent and the fury of the Lord will be upon thee.
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HAHAHA Rev. Custer you sir was raped dude i am sure of it you sir must stop fapping you troll Judging every one you will be in hell for that because your so naive and incompetent jou ma se poes was Swart ne ? soos jou pa sin wat in jou hol nog steeds is
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8:25 am
Rev. u need to get a life dude , seriously you need to stop watching your child porn n get a life coz u one of those creepers that amke people quit being religious
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9:58 am
You sound like a Buddhist or Hindu idolater.
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10:03 am
HAHAHA holly shit – I suppose they didnt teach how to tune someone in Bible School?
BTW the meaning of Bible below
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth
It’s all just an astronomical Handbook, wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyy back in the day
Nothing more, nothing less
Oh
And the paper, rools a goooood joint
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11:40 pm
Oh Rev. Custer, you villainous little liar you. Who forgot to lock up the computer? For that matter how did you break out of the insane asylum to torture us with bigotry and ignorance?
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8:49 am
I see the homogay has invaded the comment section.
Good. I hope many of you have been saved today.
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8:55 am
Give me a big fat spliff, a packet of Dorito’s and some Hentai – and then, ass – would I be saved from this SHIT you call faith
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9:03 am
hahaha Alex Keating what a croc your a twat nope not saved you are the cause i wan to follow satin ty dude for showing me the way and that you are a twat
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11:58 pm
Why thank you.
I have been saved for over 13 years.
God has given my family and I all our necessities to strive and this Earth and for a better life above.
God Bless.
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9:20 am
Thank God for your deliverance! Does that mean your illness has been cured?
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6:51 pm
Homosexuality is not an illness but a preference dumbass. my teacher who is a preist could kick your ass in a knowledge battle anyday.
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11:25 am
So according to your logic, AIDS is not an illness either?
Your teacher may have what it takes for a “knowledge battle” but how does he stand up against the ongoing Spiritual Battle?
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11:44 pm
My favorite Reagan impersonator. It isn’t the 80s anymore gramps you need to pull your head out of your ass and either get with the program or die off. I, for one, am getting sick of your idiot chatter and as of this moment I am making it my life’s work to show people the ignorance of Christianity. I hope you don’t mind if I use you as a template for just how stupid you silly Christians can be. My next stop is that Christian youth group. Lots of impressionable minds there. Good thing I am such a persuasive speaker. This should be easier than taking candy from you. Cheers!
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2:53 pm
I understand your anger, respect your beliefs, and acknowledge your freedom of expression.
But before you engage in your anti-Christian crusade, I beg you to lend me a few minutes of your time to explain you why this site is not even close to what Christianity means:
In fact, it’s rather simple. There are some people in the world who believe in the Biblical story about Jesus Christ’s birth from a virgin, his crucifixion, and his resurrection three days after. There are many others who disregard this as a myth, but still acknowledge that Jesus’ words about Love, Compassion, Tolerance, and Forgiveness were indeed wise words.
In general, Christianity is made of those people. In essence, it is made of that message. That was, after all, the message from Christ, so it’s the core of Christianity.
This site, in contrast, preaches hate, bigotry, intolerance, and damnation. This is the opposite to Christianity, so we probably should refer to it as an anti-Christ site. It’s amusing that the book of Revelations mentions an anti-Christ disguising itself as Christ.
I just wanted to clarify this because, from your post, it looks like you are raging at this place, but want to speak against Christianity, which is what this site is actually doing. If you, on the other hand, plan to speak against this poisonous well of evil, then you will indeed spreading the message of Christ, even if you don’t use his name.
Now, go ahead and exercise your freedom of speech. I just wanted to make sure you can see the difference, so the fake claim of this site about being “Christian” wouldn’t taint your freedom.
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8:57 am
Hahahaha, I absolutely love this site! It’s so obvious that most of the articles are satire, because I have enough faith in humanity that I know nobody would be so stupid as to call it “the gay” seriously, for instance.
Very well played, guys!
Now, to the people actually stupid enough to think this is a real list, stop worrying so much about what your daughter does and start worrying about what you do.
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10:00 am
Truly the Holy Spirit has found His way into your heart, child, for you speak with such gentleness.
But don’t forget Jesus.
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10:18 pm
why are you so narrow minded? I am almost 17 I see the world in a more accepting view than you do sir. I apologize for seeming so, rude I guess is the term, but you take such judgement but you have taken no steps to understand. This article is a joke, I know this because I am pan-sexual I date girls, boys, anyone pretty much, because love is undefined. Jesus loves everyone and everything. God made people to be who they are. A book that was created by human hands cannot and should not discriminate because we want to turn Hitler’s concepts back to law. Hate is never just. I am sorry if I come off the wrong way good sir. But I do honestly think it is ridiculous. I am not a religious person, but I am reading the bible to understand. I cannot and will not hate or condemn anyone for their believe. People were made to be different, what is the point in hating for it?
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11:47 pm
That made my day sir. Thank you. I can imagine you standing on your front porch sending your children to school and just before they climb on the bus you yell out to them, “Remember kids, don’t forget your Jesus!” Then you realize that you don’t actually have any children and that nobody ever loved you and the only thing you have is faith in someone that has never loved you or even existed. You will die alone and unloved. People will forget you even existed before a single year has even passed.
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9:00 am
Alex.
in all honesty
i ask you to tell me what proof do you have that any of these are a sign of lesbianism
give me hard solid evidence and i will back down
otherwise
your most likely a buttfucking hippie jus like Cluster
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10:03 am
The proof is in our congregations, and the souls we have saved for our Lord Jesus Christ.
PTL
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10:08 am
PTD – hahahah fuck nut no evidence nothing just pointing fingers you ass hat you do the opposite of your bible or mayb you cant read that well sinse your a troll a old one at that that know fuck all at all keep judging ppl and you will see your fate is sealed go to hell with me and we will make your after live so much worse than it already is. remember i am watching you your god has forsaken you.
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11:50 pm
Im afraid to break this to you Custer but just because a bunch of people believe in something doesn’t make it true. I hope that didn’t rock your world or anything. Until the next stupid comment, friend. Cheers.
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9:29 am
“If it is cancer, your daughter still must be kept away as her friend is being smote by the lord for some sin she committed”
jesus rebukes this very point in the hemoraging woman
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10:30 am
“Is it so hard to believe that some one can hold a contrasting opinion to yours?”
No, but it’s hard to believe that somebody could be so cruel and coldhearted to believe that “god” gives small children cancer just because they listen to some crappy music. Why would you worship such an asshole?
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10:57 am
It’s not cruel and coldhearted. It is reality, at least in my beliefs anyways. Why would you hate someone with different beliefs than you?
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11:17 am
You are a bunch of gaybashing racists as well as sexist fucks
1. u think woman are beneath you
2. u hate blacks
3. u hate gay people
dont hide behind religion u bunch of cockless wankers
u are HATERS!
and if anyone is gonna burn in hell
its you!
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11:58 am
With Satan as your co-pilot, all wrongs become rights.
We stand fast by God’s commands.
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2:05 pm
If you really stood by God’s commands you wouldn’t be commenting the things you have been. Ephesians says that we should imitate Christ, do you see hate in any of Jesus’s actions? I certainly don’t we all need to stop the hate, stop the lies, and stop the hypocrisy and we need to live more like Jesus lived and bring more people to the body of Christ but all your doing by hating is destroying the body of Christ. I love you as a brother in Christ even if you hate my homosexuality because even I am the type of person to forgive others just like Jesus forgave my sin.
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3:55 pm
If we lived more like Jesus, we’ll be eating nothing but bread all day and riding on donkey carts!
Woman, please talk some sense.
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7:57 pm
Does the Ephesians not say we should imitate Christ and love like Jesus loved? No we don’t have to live EXACTLY as he lived because we can’t, but we can change how we love. Please don’t talk down on me for speaking my mind I am simply speaking truth from the bible. The bible states that homosexuality is a detestable sin, it also states that Jesus forgave us ALL of our sins when he died on the cross, it also states that the ONLY unforgivable sin is disbelief. I think you sir need to take a look at the bible again because there are OBVIOUSLY some things that you have missed.
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11:53 pm
Holy shit! I have a pilot’s license? Well I am gonna go fly a 747 I will be back later. Your name means alot in Aeronautic circles right Rev. Custer?
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12:49 pm
“Why would you hate someone with different beliefs than you?”
I don’t hate everyone with different beliefs than mine. However, anyone who believes that a six-year-old child somehow deserved cancer is worthy of my hate. Don’t victims of diseases such as those, especially children, go through enough pain without you lumping on that they somehow “deserved” their affliction? I mean sure, one could argue that mass murderers deserve to get something like cancer or AIDS, but a six-year-old who liked listening to Justin Beiber? I mean yeah, his music is horrible, but it’s not hurting anybody, and small children most certainly don’t deserve to get deathly ill because they listen to him.
So yeah, any and all hate that is being thrown towards you is 100% deserved. You’re as bad as the Westboro Baptist Church.
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1:00 pm
I’m nothing like the Westboro Baptist Church. I support our troops and the great work they are doing overseas. I love my country, America, and believe God does too. We may have similar ideas when it comes to homogays, but that is the only area in which our ideologies cross paths. They are anti-America. I AM America.
I see nothing deserved here. My idea that sin causes cancer and other such ailments does not breed hatred in any way. It is simply what my religion has taught me. I, like the Westboro communists, ACCORN, and even the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, have the right to freedom of speech. I use mine simply as they use theirs. I still don’t see why you would hate me for exercising my right as an American.
Claire, could it be that something else is bothering you and you are just taking it out on me?
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1:13 pm
“We may have similar ideas when it comes to homogays, but that is the only area in which our ideologies cross paths.”
You think that a six-year-old child deserved cancer. You’re no better than them.
“My idea that sin causes cancer and other such ailments does not breed hatred in any way.”
It breeds hatred from us rational people who don’t view listening to a bad singer as a sin worthy of causing a horrible disease. Would you go up to that girl’s family and tell them to their faces that their daughter deserved cancer?
“I still don’t see why you would hate me for exercising my right as an American.”
As far as I’m concerned, your right to free speech ends when it’s used purely to hurt innocent people, such as children with cancer.
“Claire, could it be that something else is bothering you and you are just taking it out on me?”
And here we go! Let me guess, next you’re going to accuse me of being a typical hormonal female, rather than a rational person with an opinion on what’s right and what’s wrong?
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1:25 pm
No, I was just wondering if something was bothering you, as good Christians always offer their advice when one is in need.
Or maybe it would make you more comfortable with your hate if I just told you “God hates fags, that’s why your such a disagreeable person.” Maybe that would fit your stereotype better?
Sorry if you got the wrong idea, but I’m just here to help out those less fortunate than me who haven’t yet received God’s word.
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3:59 pm
Of course ailments and sufferings are brought upon by close association with Satan and separation from God and Church! We’ve established these links since the 1600s. By God, are these heathens ignorant.
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8:45 pm
You’re just like Westboro, whether your deluded mind believes it or not. You preach just as much hate as they do, and just because you support the troops, doesn’t mean you can’t be EXACTLY like them
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12:56 pm
“And you really believe Astrina’s devil-inspired half-truths?”
Excuse me? Do you know how cruel it is to accuse someone of making up a lie that their loved one is or was deathly ill? How would you like it if your infant died of SIDS or your son was diagnosed with lymphoma and people tried to claim that it never happened? You’re sick.
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1:47 pm
Like when you make fun of dead pets and make light of rape? You are worse than they are!
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2:33 pm
As I said before, I was only trying to incite a response from August in my comments about his cat. I explained this to you several times before, and I also apologized.
As for rape, I do not make light of rape at all. I genuinely would NOT want to be in a room alone with Tyson Bowers. He has demonstrated blatant disrespect for women and has an incredibly creepy profile picture. Based on those two things, I would honestly fear for my safety if left alone with him. What part of that is making light of rape? What part of that is a joke? I’m a feminist; I don’t make light of rape.
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2:39 pm
You called him and others “rapist” you have also said people “look like racists”.
It’s one thing to say you don’t feel comfortable with someone. But it’s another to cry “rape” or say “rapist”.
You also actively engage the people on this site. That removes any claim you have to saying “he makes me creepy” You can instantly not come here.
And his profile picture isn’t that creepy. It’s very zoomed in, which on anyone would probably look very unusual. Would you like to share a picture? Unless you do please don’t comment on other peoples looks.
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2:49 pm
“You called him and others “rapist””
Who else have I called rapists?
“you have also said people “look like racists”.”
I don’t recall ever saying that somebody looked like a racist. Perhaps I said that Abe looked like a racist, but come on – the man looks like your typical redneck.
“It’s one thing to say you don’t feel comfortable with someone. But it’s another to cry “rape” or say “rapist”.”
I’m well within my rights to say that I feared for my safety if asked why I left the company of a certain person.
“You also actively engage the people on this site.”
Likewise.
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4:03 pm
Brother Tyson isn’t dark-skinned, why would he look like a rapist or a racist?
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4:17 pm
Yes you can say you feared for your safety and were uncomfortable, but you have no right re-engaging yourself time in and time out. Nor should you use the word rapist, asswipe, bitch, whore etc… they all make you and your school look bad.
And you say you are just trying to get a rise out of someone? That’s what the KKK tries to do. You are the same.
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1:06 pm
“where I come from there are plenty of colored people who are naturally predisposed to homosexuality, devil worship and other such horrific deviant practices frowned upon by God.”
Um, if you’re referring to black people then you’re wrong. Haitians, for example, collectively frown upon homosexuality much more than white people do (with the exception of religious freaks like you). A kid my sister went to second grade with came out as gay as a teenager. Due to his family’s strict Haitian background, however, he wound up killing himself.
“It sure is better and more humane than the “modern medicine” that you Godless secularists employ to heal these disorders.. open-brain surgeries, heroin overdose, spun in a centrifuge to improve bloodflow to the brain..”
Yeah, there’s just one problem with your logic there: us “Godless secularists” do not try to heal such “disorders” at all, as we don’t view them as disorders.
“If you can’t see the mercy and humanity in our gentle healing regiments compared to what “modern medicine” has to offer, I really do not know what else to say.”
Yeah, because electroshock therapy and solitary confinement are just so gentle…
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7:04 pm
Oui. Je ne m’en fous de ce qui allait lui faire faire ce qu’il fait, mais c’est plus mauvais que d’être une lesbienne ou un homosexuel sera jamais. C’est tres mauvais, non?
Oh, et par la manière, le révérend Custer, vous êtes le plus grand bâtarde homophobe je connaisse. Oui, ou non, mes amis?
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1:20 pm
Silly Trolls. Girls are the best at licking pussy.
Dont hate. You should try it
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1:59 pm
I will NOT stop calling myself a Christian lesbian because that is exactly what I am! God knows no hate except of sin yet he only hates the sin and not the sinner. What ever happened to Christians who followed what the bible says? In Ephesians it says to imitate Christ! We shouldn’t hate we should love an forgive just like Jesus did. He didn’t die on the cross just to see his own children hold each other accountable and see all of this hate just because of who they are. “You say to God “My beliefs are flawless and I am pure in your sight.” (5) Oh, how I wish that God would speak that he would open his lips against you (6) and disclose to you the secrets of wisdom for true wisdom has two sides. Know this: God has even forgotten some of your sin.” ~Job 11:4-6 STOP FOCUSING ON OTHERS SIN AND START FOCUSING ON THE LOVE AND FORGIVENESS THAT WAS SHOWN TO US WHEN JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS!
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2:24 pm
Uhm. Im a PROUD lesbian. And Christian. And I see nothing wrong with being gay, and I dont believe Jesus does either. Sure, in the old testiment it says that its wrong. But It always says to not spear the rod to your own wife! If Im not mistaken, Jesus Christ said to LOVE. Not hate. and All you Extremist christians, should be ashamed of your self, because all your doing is SCARING people for Christianity. And spreading hate. Not love. Ignorant. Youre all ignorant, and WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE? No one. -.-
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2:37 pm
“No, I was just wondering if something was bothering you, as good Christians always offer their advice when one is in need.”
Right, because a female like me voicing an opinion about something doesn’t mean that I’m genuinely passionate about said opinion, it immediately means that something totally unrelated is bothering me.
“Or maybe it would make you more comfortable with your hate if I just told you “God hates fags, that’s why your such a disagreeable person.” Maybe that would fit your stereotype better?”
Are you implying that I’m gay?
“Sorry if you got the wrong idea, but I’m just here to help out those less fortunate than me who haven’t yet received God’s word.”
Right, and to tell people that their little sisters deserved their cancer because they listened to Justin Beiber.
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3:26 pm
Nice post, Claire. Your intolerance of others beliefs and nonacceptance of others opinions would make your fellow liberals proud.
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3:35 pm
I don’t give a crap what my fellow liberals think. No six year old child deserves cancer!
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4:09 pm
Indeed they don’t. Every child deserves Jesus and don’t you deny them that. If Satan gets to them first, that’s when you start seeing stuff like fever, cancer and in rare cases, AIDS.
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9:09 pm
I had pediatric cancer.
Did I sin as a fetus?
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2:53 am
Yes.
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12:00 am
I really want to reply, but I cannot even begin to fathom the language I would use to describe what I think of you at this moment. You should be thankful you live in an environment that shelters you from the outside world. I hate you from the deepest reaches of my mind. I cannot begin to describe the loathing I feel when I am confronted by the amount of ignorance required to share your beliefs.
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2:39 pm
so I rsume so far : you said that a 6 YO girl who listen to Bieber should have cancer and aids and so On
you also said that 90% of the Girls in the entire world would be Lesbians right now ( and I’m not even Joking ) with the other article about the Homogay its will make 90% of the world population to be gay
which make both your article false
also Mister keating you should learn new language it’s can only make you Good because seriously when you don,t know that afrikaans is a language (and not the nationality of south african)
you can’t also differentiate French from Afrikaans (which actually is very easy to see that, even for people who didn’t know french and/or afrikaans)
Maybe you don,t care about the other language which you should learn if you are so Intelligent but well I guess you are just an Idiot that you don’t even know that tehre is around 300 + language in the world
On a last Note care to stop bashing on Gay for once seriously you become pathetic you just show the world that you are a Bunch of bastard
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4:45 pm
Sounds more like what a Christian would do rather than a liberal.
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2:57 pm
WHAT IS AIR?!?!?!!? Lmfao oh this is great all you Christians need to chill. I’m sure you all drink and lie which is JUST as bad of a sin as being gay. I have a facebook, and I have sleepovers and I do EVERYTHING on that stupid ass list. I’m as straight as a pin. You guys are crazy. I’m sure your Lord isn’t proud that you are discriminating and dont tell me he is proud because thats not what its about. God accepts everyone so you should take a chill pill and let the homos be homos !
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3:32 pm
I think you all need to get trolled more.
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3:41 pm
“One can only be literate in human languages such as English if one reads the Bible.”
I’m literate in English and I’ve never read the bible. Oh, and the bible wasn’t originally written in English.
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12:02 am
Claire I realize this is the second time I have left a comment like this, but I really feel like you are doing a good thing on this website. Don’t lose hope. There are people here who support you.
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7:07 pm
I agree.
Claire, you’re freaking brilliant.
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3:50 pm
“If you are truly telling the truth about your little sister, then in God’s name I pray that the Lord God will heal your sister from her deviant tendencies which have led to cancer. May she be healed of her obsessions with Satanic noise-makers and may the Holy Spirit permeate her soul. Amen!”
Yeah, I don’t think she wants your prayers, asswipe.
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8:39 pm
I’d rather let a voodoo witchdoctor pray over me before him tbh…
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3:55 pm
This question, Rev. Custer:
“If its in the service of the Lord, would that mean that the woman is cheating on her husband with the Lord that she believes in or is it that every time the couple have sex, the lord is there fucking her too?”
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4:16 pm
What poor comprehension skills you heathens have. “In the service of the Lord” means that she has dedicated her womb to the cause of God, by producing many fine Christian soldiers from the seed of a sturdy, devout heterosexual Christian husband.
I know this idea may be lost upon idol worshipers such as yourself who think that being in the service of a (false) deity means fornicating with the idol, but if you’d only let Jesus into your heart you’ll start to understand it more clearly.
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4:26 pm
Are you calling me an idol worshiper? I’m an atheist.
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7:58 pm
Uh..are you even a REAL reverend?
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8:38 pm
Of course he’s not. He got his Certification from the same site he gets his gay porn.
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5:03 pm
Your just a raging fuck head If i were you id be so ashamed of my self. But thank the lord i was given my life and path. An i would apoligize for swearing at a man of god but i do not see one here just a sad lost man
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8:44 pm
“Christian soldiers”
OH GOD WHAT AM I READING
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4:23 pm
“Nor should you use the word rapist, asswipe, bitch, whore etc… they all make you and your school look bad.”
They make my school look bad? Pfft, give me a break!
“And you say you are just trying to get a rise out of someone? That’s what the KKK tries to do. You are the same.”
I’m the same as the KKK? I wasn’t aware that I dressed in white and lynched black people. You’re obviously unaware of the situation between myself and August so you obviously have no place commenting on it. I tried explaining it to you but it doesn’t seem to have permeated your brain.
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4:55 pm
“You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
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5:07 pm
“Windows PC’s are manly, and show young girls that what they really need is a man.”
So you’re condoning pedophilia, I see.
“Hispanic women are ten times more likely to be gay than whites.”
Source?
“Mostly because the men are too busy stealing to have sex with their wives.”
Right, and those giant Mexican families you conservatives are always bitching about just appear out of thin air.
“If your little princess’s sweet untouched cherry has already been violated by little Johnny down the street, she will most likely be looking to give it to Jill next. A chastity belt might be in order.”
Oh, and how exactly do you propose a father checks his daughter’s “cherry”?
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5:40 pm
So according to your “God” any girl who does majority of this is a lesbian? Does the same go for guys or are the signs less obvious? (not major sarcasm). I’m a lesbian and can’t believe I took the time to read this shit. Where’s the proof in all of this? What is a teenager is just a LONER!? What if she just doesn’t want to be bothered?
Seriously can you tell me where God resides so I can piss on his door step?
Let me ask you this Rev. what gives you the right to look down on ANYONE? You want to try the good ol’ love thy neighbor argument I’m all ear or would you like to try the ‘it’s God’s word’. God can kiss both my ass cheeks.
Unless God comes down from his high and mighty throne and DECLARES homosexuals otherwise then quit saying they’re Satan’s followers or Sinners. Technically we’re all sinners, whether we pray for forgiveness or not. He thinks we’re all spiders crawling over his hand, and his hand is over hell, and once he sees us anymore unbearable he’s just going to turn over his hand and let us fall…any thoughts you royal pain in the arse?
“Gay family members have been known to have a significant influence on their younger kin. Most likely you have cut off all ties with these sinners, however there may be some forms of communication still open. Make sure there are no family functions where a homo relative may be allowed to mingle with your children. Ask that the gay relative be excluded from any functions where children may be present. Also, be sure your daughter knows Aunt-so-and-so is a sinner. Gay is contagious and the only way to give your kids a chance at a happy productive life is too keep them away from it at all costs.”
Homosexuals are a positive influence on children. If you want proof, find me ONE piece of article that isn’t religious based stating otherwise because if you can’t well that entire paragraph can be disproven.
Religion is full bunch of hypocrites, save the few who don’t listen to every single thing in the Good Book. You wanna know something funny? Homosexuality was accepted long ago, it wasn’t a problem until the damn book was rewritten thousands of times. Want to know something else that’s funny the chances Jesus slept with a man was high back in the stone says.
Oh and fun fact: If a woman was to learn a thing or two from other women on how to pleasure herself then she can bring greater pleasure to her man. Homosexuals know a body better than straight couples. It’s basic psychology or does your God disapprove of that too?
Well I’m done with you asshats. So excuse me I’m going to go practice witchcraft and fuck my girlfriend blind XP
See you in hell
Cheers
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Kudos! Me and my boyfriend are off to have premarital sex and organize our coven.
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+50 internets.
The Rev can kiss my royal ass. He’s Satan in disguise bro… I’d rather go to hell if his ass is in heaven.
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9:07 pm
I’ve dealt with his type before. Logic beats stupidity everytime; I’m just now waiting for him to say something. Everytime someone disagrees with him he calls them Satan worshippers and when he can’t seem to win he doesn’t reply back. So much for spreading ‘the good word of God’.
‘I’m going to hell, yadayadayada’, Satan is very strong within me, blah. I even play poker with him every Monday and Friday, he owes me an arm and a leg XD.
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2:58 am
Why do you take pride in associating yourself with Satan? Shameless devil-worshiping heathens. The bright light of God’s love is upon you every single day, Jesus has been waiting outside the door of your heart since you were born, but you have chosen Satan instead. Truly mind-boggling.
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I rather follow Satan because he understands me. He has given me what God has not. You sir need to open your heart to Satan. You’ll see he’s not such a bad guy
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9:59 pm
I’ve avoided god’s light with my handy dandy umbrella. Nope.. no light getting through this thing.
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12:07 am
No. What is truly mind-boggling sir is how you can blindly cling to beliefs that are so ridiculous that I wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised if you told people you read them off a cereal box. You scare me. Please die before you have the chance to reproduce and program you spawn with your blind Christian propaganda.
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10:02 pm
I’m beyond trying to reason, these people are unreasonable. I’m just having fun now.
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6:30 pm
I couldn’t help but laugh at this article. I am a bisexual, a pagan, and I am in complete disbelief that people can be this closed-minded. I do not care if you call me a hethen, or a sinner, because I am happy. I am happy the way I am because I am living my life to the fullest.
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7:42 pm
I’m 13. And I’m pretty shocked at how narrow-minded this is. I’m Christian, and before you say anything, I know right from wrong. Being lesbian or bisexual is wrong. But to assume that just because i text a lot and have a Mexican friend makes me lesbian? I don’t know Gods opinion on this but I don’t think that this is right. It’s so narrow minded and prejudiced and just plain wrong I have no idea how you can say this website is from God. Satan disguises himself in white light so you can’t see Gods light. Yeah lesbianism is wrong but really, just how arrogant and holier-than-thou have Christans become?
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8:07 pm
I agree with everything you said except the parts that say lesbianism being wrong.
You’re 13 so I guess you don’t know how subjective right and wrong is. They can be influenced by something else rather than your personal belief. For example if you didn’t grow up Christian it would be a high chance you wouldn’t call lesbianism wrong, however you were and that means the opinions you formed on them were someone else’s not your own. In reality homosexuality was quite open, further than what humans have recorded, beyond the Roman Empire period and I believe back before Catholic took over as the main religion. (Oh look a history lesson) and at to the lesson even animals get homo on each other…so does that mean Mother Nature must be wrong as well :X
No this isn’t to push my views unto you, perish the thought, it’s just to expand your knowledge just a bit bout right/wrong.
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8:26 pm
I guess. But God gave a girl a vagina and a guy a penis for a reason, right? They go together. I totally understand what you’re saying though.
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8:59 pm
^__^ I wish people could just agree to disagree.
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8:28 am
If God wasn’t okay with homosexuality, why are clits on the outside and prostates on the inside? It would make much more sense if clits were on the inside and prostates on the outside if God only approved of heterosexual sex.
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7:12 pm
I agree completely. I think I’ll use that one the next time some bitch or bastard at my school tries to get onto my friends about their sexuality.
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7:54 pm
I have an idea…how about we all just forget this? It’s not use trying to convince someone about your ideas (Pro-lesbianism or not) to someone who believes their own beliefs. Honestly, I’m Pro-Lesbianism though, I am not one. I have friends that are, and in MY opinion (NOT YOURS), gay (whether male or female) are the best to hang out with.
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8:21 pm
WE AS HUMANS HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE OTHER HUMANS!!!! Yes we ALL sin each and every one of us, God’s word gives us as humans NO POWER to judge whether a person is going to Heaven or hell, God’s word gives us humans NO POWER to say whether Jesus will forgive something or not, and God’s word gives us humans NO POWER to say that you can’t be a Christian if you do these things. I AM A LESBIAN AND I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR AND IF YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD BE CONDEMNED FOR STANDING UP FOR MY BELIEFS THEN YOU SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE BIBLE BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU WILL FIND THAT SAYS WE AS HUMAN BEINGS HAVE THE RIGHT TO CONDEMN AND JUDGE OTHER HUMANS, EVERYONE SINS AND EVERYONE WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE ON THEIR OWN JUDGMENT DAY!
Lord please forgive the ignorant and closed minded people for they don’t know the true meaning of being a Christian person.
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8:46 pm
“Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone”
John 8:3 I believe?
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2:29 am
It was John 8:7 great verse to quote, it rings very true in situations like these.
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5:05 am
You cannot be a Christian and a lesbian. You are rotten tuna unto the nose of God. Repent and be fresh in a life of love and family, or face the eternal nets of hell.
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4:57 pm
Here’s a question for you: How can you be Christian and be such an asshole?
You, sir or madam, have single handedly just spat in God’s face; I hope you’re happy! >:[
On another note: Do you think those nets in hell are hot? Cause it’s really cold where I live TT^TT
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7:43 pm
You know why I’m a lesbian, it’s because my own Earthly father raped me as a child I’m DEATHLY afraid of men and God was the only place to turn I AM CHRISTIAN AND I AM A LESBIAN!
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12:11 am
Rotten tuna? Really? I find it hard to tolerate your gratuitous misuse of the English language. Please relinquish your Earth Membership Card and return to whatever crazy world you came from.
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6:46 am
You can always tell a sodomite has posted something because the keyboard is stuck in the Caps Lock from a sticky mixture of saliva and finger-box fluids.
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8:41 pm
Xenophobia
Racism
homophobia
stupidity
hypocritical tendencies
closed minds
Delusion
False witness
This is all I see from the “christians” on here. The christians you call heathens are the real christians. Not Cluster and his minions
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8:57 pm
People like you disgust me. Here you are putting people in a “box”.
Do people of faith bother you? Why lump us all together?
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9:26 pm
I have no problem with people of faith. I have a faith of my own. I have a problem with others imposing their own beliefs on me. I have problems with people accusing harmless people of ‘horrible’ acts, that really aren’t horrible at all. I would never lump an entire group of people together, there are just some of you who are more open-minded and conscious of other people’s opinions and beliefs than others.
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9:28 am
“I have problems with people accusing harmless people of ‘horrible’ acts, that really aren’t horrible at all.”
So you have no problems with the fact that blacks are overwhelmingly rapists and Mexicans are overwhelmingly drug abusers? Or the fact that Arabs are overwhelmingly terrorists and Haitians are overwhelmingly devil worshipers?
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1:06 pm
Dude, fuck you!!! Rapists, drug dealers and everything in between exists in every race. Do NOT make it seem like my race is the only race that rapes.
You just proved my point you racist duck.
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2:39 am
What the fuck are you smoking? Is your only Media outlet Fox News? Stop living under a rock and come join the rest of society if you aren’t completely ignorant. Crimes by white people are just ignored most of the time. The reason news networks show more records of black and Latino violence is because it downplays the crimes by white people while at the same time feeding the stereotypes you were kind enough to point out. Your God must be so proud of you, you spiteful old man.
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2:43 am
It is not proven, but I believe most of the black/mexican/japenese/chinese crime is due to lack of Christian morals.
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In short, they have a gaping hole in their souls in the shape of Jesus.
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9:54 pm
No, but you are overwhelmingly ignorant, racist, fascist, hate mongering, AND homophobic. You obviously know nothing about the world beyond what you see through a dirty window and a computer monitor.
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4:48 pm
Man!!! I LOVE this. Tell me again how you’re not a racist or bigot. Oops, wait. I want to be sure to have your OWN words in front of you when you tell me. You know, they say a “liar” will not look you in the eyes when they lie. Read your own words below and try to look US in the eyes. Bet you can’t do it, Mr. Custer. (racist bigot)
“So you have no problems with the fact that blacks are overwhelmingly rapists and Mexicans are overwhelmingly drug abusers? Or the fact that Arabs are overwhelmingly terrorists and Haitians are overwhelmingly devil worshipers?”
Sorry. Your words not mine.
(self-serving white supremacist)
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1:09 pm
I don’t have a problem with people of faith. I have a problem with stupid assholes like cluster who make the rest of Christianity look bad. But notice I didn’t meant say all of the Christians…you must be part of cluster’s flock. Don’t worry, he’ll have you perfuming a Jonestown any day now.
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8:49 pm
Aren’t Christians supposed to be loving and accepting? Jesus loved the prostitutes.
There’s nothing wrong at all with being gay.
I’m bisexual, and I grew up in a strict Catholic family.
Love is love, no matter what.
And I hope that all of you homophobes know that you’re not effecting anyone’s opinion. Get your head out of your ass and come back to the real world. I hope this whole thread is a joke, because I’m seriously laughing so hard at it all. I never knew humans could be so idiotic. Especially in 2011.
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11:09 pm
Same here! Every Sunday my mom would get us all ready for church, for 14 years straight!! Only when my sister and i decided, no we didn’t want to go to church, did we stop. She’s lesbian, I’m bi. Whoop de fucking do.
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9:13 pm
I munch carpet allll the time. Nom.
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9:47 pm
Whether this article is real or not is irrelevant. The words used in it are sickening. In catholic school, children are taught that God forgives all sins, no matter what they are. It is also taught that he accepts all human beings, and loves them all. If you are a follower of God, and agree with the horrendous ideas presented in this article, and furthermore the words of Reverend Custer, you are embarrassing yourself, your religion, and the man you call your saviour. Instead of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and trans-gender community needing to be eradicated-as the supporters of this website believe-perhaps it is these said supporters who should be eradicated. They are the reason this world is a poisonous place, not homosexuals. Religion poisons everything. Enough said.
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3:00 am
“Catholic school”. Figures.
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2:33 am
Don’t worry, rev, i’m sure you had your fair share of molestations back in the day.
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9:56 pm
HAHAHAHAHAA
WAIT.
I saw this and was CRACKING UP until I got to the comments and realized that the author was serious
I’m sorry to everyone who commented on this group…I literally cant take any of you seriously.
The only way to tell if ur daughter is gay is if she tells you she’s gay
If my parents used this as a guidebook they’d think I was gay.
Im not.
They’re signs of a typical, well adjusted adolescent girl.
Unless this really is a joke..in which case…good one guys..its rich.
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10:03 pm
Those are things that almost EVERY teenage girl has experienced, or will experience before they’re 20.
Y’all are a bunch of extremist twats, and you need to get your heads out of your bums.
Oh, and when you die, you won’t burn in hell, or have a happy time in heaven, or realize anything because you will be dead.
Death=no life=no thought.
No gods.
操你门。
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10:05 pm
Wow. The amount of people on here who are taking this / the comments seriously are staggering. What is up with you people? This is a joke article. Wow. Good on you for defending, but seriously?
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10:09 pm
It looks like a joke. I date girls and I don’t do most of these. This is kinda messed up. I thought Jesus forgave all? People can be really narrow minded. I mean it isn’t like people choose to be this way. Sometimes genetics mess up, and if God made everyone in his image does that mean he is a little gay to?
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10:12 pm
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
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11:02 pm
I’m with you. It’s actually very disturbing.
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3:04 am
Whether your soul goes to Heaven or Hell is not a joke.
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6:07 am
Yeah it is, because there is no heaven or hell by any scientific study so wasting your time worrying about this meaningless dribble is probably worse that being a lesbian. I have a lot of lesbian friends and the only thing going wrong in their lives is people like YOU who are telling them that they can’t be who they are. Which makes them depressed.
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2:31 am
Not only that, but instead of contributing to society, they just sit around and condemn others and preach hate.
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10:26 pm
Hahahaha! Woow. You people are STUPID! I’m a lesbian! CONDEMN ME! I do not care what you people think! You people are the reason so many gay teen s are committing suicide. I hope you feel bad and change your ways.
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11:03 pm
Exactly!!
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10:38 pm
Hmmm, I wonder what’s in the dictionary under the word ‘Satire’? I dunno.
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11:00 pm
I read this article as a total joke and a waste of precious time. I genuinely thought that this article, as well as the majority of the bitter comments, were generated by bored kids on the internet who were actually just trolling around. Apparently that’s the thing to do these days.
As a closing statement, those who believe that anything mentioned in this article or who think that any of it is acceptable are despicable and terrifying individuals who do not deserve respect.
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11:00 pm
Is this a real post? I was reading it and I just can’t even believe it. It’s a little ridiculous. This needs to be taken off of this website. If religious people want to go to a website and get advice, it should be about real-life issues. Not this joke of a post. Christwire seems like a real website, but this post seems like a joke posted by some immature adult with too much time on their hands. Maybe Christwire is like the Onion? Where they spin off the “news” Hmm. I’m going to assume that it is. Because this is just atrocious.
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11:01 pm
Why is being a lesbian such a big deal? I know “the bible says it’s wrong” is a valid reason for some people, but the bible also says “if any one of you is without sin, let him cast the first stone.” It seems like a lot of people conveniently forget that. But then again, the bible is full of contradictions, and it all really depends on what verses people want to twist in order to scare others into believing the same as they do. But hey, there are a lot of people in this world, and I guess they can’t all be accepting, kind individuals capable of thinking for themselves.
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11:01 pm
Um, can I just say that you guys are terrible, terrible people? 1) If you are going to do something like this, don’t make it so LAUGHABLE please! I mean, seriously?? The door closed thing? Only reading the fucking FAKE bible? Texting too much as a way of being lesbian?? Where are you guys getting this from?! You have no idea what it means to be a lesbian, do you? I am soooo fucking offended right now it’s not even funny. And as for one of the other fucker’s comments about pagans and heathens: dude, if your god is real, and he is all excepting and forgiving, as you say he is, then wouldn’t he accept even those that do not believe in him? I believe in my Goddess, and I know that even those that don’t know her, when they die, they will feel the loving embrace of Nyx’s loving, wholesome womb because she does truly love all of her creations, as they are a part of her, and she will always care for them.
Anyways, you guys are fucking horrible people, and should be putting such ugly, anti-Christian stuff up here. Discriminating is not a part of Christian religions, or at least that’s what my Catholic Sunday school teacher taught me for 12 years. Or was he wrong? Because you can take that up with him.
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2:44 am
“If your god is real, and he is all excepting and forgiving, as you say he is, then wouldn’t he accept even those that do not believe in him?” There is only one unforgivable sin as mentioned in the Bible that I personally read and believe and will not shove down anyone’s throat and that one unforgivable sin is disbelief, so no people who don’t believe that Jesus is their savior won’t go to Heaven, but we as humans don’t have the power to judge whether or not a person is going to Heaven or hell. Just thought I should make that one point but yes you are correct that being a Christian is about loving people and forgiving them not being full of discrimination and hate.
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3:06 am
“..being a Christian is about loving people and forgiving them not being full of discrimination and hate.”
..Unless they choose to be irredeemable sinners like homosexuals, murderers and drug abusers.
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6:04 am
No, that’s not what the Bible says. Unless you think you are god, Reverend, you don’t have any say in rewriting the Bible.
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8:37 pm
Jesus forgave sinners, why can’t you? Jesus loves everyone, why can’t you? It’s all a matter of being open minded in forgiveness.
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12:19 am
Thats funny. I don’t remember an “irredeemable sinner” clause when Jesus talked about loving your neighbor. You need to get your facts straight before you get in here with us big people. You are already fighting the curve as your parents incestuous relationship has left you with a disappointing IQ and the people skills to match.
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5:14 am
Why are you trying to shield burgeoning acts of lesbian from the eyes of concerned parents? Are you a child harmer?
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11:34 am
It goes without saying, judging from how defensive and confrontational they get, unable to accept the truth about this mental illness.
Even worse, they tell us it’s a “choice”, as in they were given a choice between good and evil, and they chose evil. And they’re proud of it.
But, we’re the ones who should be ashamed of our concern for the human race and all these pitiful unsaved souls!
The hypocrisy is simply stunning.
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11:09 pm
lmao at all the people who are taking this seriously.
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11:14 pm
also, that picture of beiber is so badly shopped.
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11:38 pm
Anyone interested in religious literature should read the divine comedy it is an amazing book
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6:09 am
i read that book and to simply put it IT WAS GENIUS!Dante Aligherri[please correct the name on that one im not sure if its right]interpretation of the portrays of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven were great! oh and I’m GAY and supposedly i go to hell for it? if anything and it was a sin id be in purgatory….Apparently a lot of people have seemed to forget about that little place…its not just heaven and hell….Rev. Custer up there with a Giant stick up his ass needs to go back to bible school. [maybe a catholic one?] and theres nothing wrong with Wicca or witches and warlocks my brother and cousins all Alex here…..magick is not always with satanist like the people on here most certainly believe it was mainly interpreted by and used by Wicca! Aliester Crowley the founder of satanism only used them in his rituals i have many satanist friends and they say they dont practice magick and ive never even seen them do anything odd!
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11:54 pm
Oh Crap… I totally skipped work today to watch Ellen. So I guess I’m a Gay Irish African American Soviet Democrat Hipster playing Minecraft while giving Hi-5′s to Satan. TOtally Bitchin Radical!
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12:05 am
Ahhh. Everyone is so hileriously entertaining.
I’m glad I put this on the lesbian black hole of Facebook! 
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12:17 am
A lot of the sinners in this world think that lezbians are ok but they don’t feel so good about man gays. Let me be clear: Lezzies are just as dangerous and disgusting as their men counterparts. In fact, maybe more dangerous.
Let’s say that your wife is having a tough time in the marriage because you are a God- fearing man who puts Christ and the bible first in your children’s life. Then she cries to her coworker who provides comfort and shoulder rubs. Next thing you know, your confused wife is being gang raped by dildo strapped lezzies at a woman’s bar called “Jugs”. These women are tough, manly, and violent.
Your wife then decides that she can get all of “the man” she needs without the God sanctioned man sexy part. She leaves your kids behind and moves in with the first Butch that pats her on the ass.
After a while, her need to mother comes back, so she has a three way with her butch and some dolt who thinks they are into to him, but they just take his baby makers and produce a new family, aborting any boy children.
The children that they do have will grow up gay if they have 2 mommies. Yes, they may be able to fish and work on truck engines, but there will be no word of God or any Grace for these poor unfortunate girls raised in a lesbian home.
By 14 they will become prostitutes and spread diseases around Seattle and other liberal cities. By 21 they will be addicted to drugs and turning tricks. They will die at 24 and burn in hell for eternity.
And just think about the poor husband, forced to find a newer, younger wife.
Learn from this all too common story the next time you decide that ‘gay is okay’.
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12:54 am
Oh god, the amount of stupidity is absolutely hilarious. To break it down and pick apart each argument is almost an insult to anyone with a shred of intelligence.
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3:24 am
Praise God.. solid ministering as always, Brother van Winkle.
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I stand on the shoulder of giants like you, Rev. Custer.
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4:08 am
When I first read this, I laughed because I thought they were speaking ironically and playing on stereotypes, but then I read the comments below the article, which were the ONLY indication that told me this was a Christian Website.
Are you people mad or just plain mysogonistic asinine idiots?
I’m almost absolutely certain that none of this is true. And I PRAY for the God-fearing ignorant man or woman who would actually buy into this ludicrous bullshit.
I’m a 17 year old girl and I can say that these false statistics that you are evidently pulling from your ass, are absolute craziness. You’re attempting to validate your point by scaring people with fear tactics about indecencies of the world that while, yes they exist, are not the result of same sex parents, nor the children of same sex parents or anything of the like.
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12:22 am
First off, your name is Ice Van Winkle therefore your argument is invalid. Please relinquish your internet pass and return to sexing up the cattle or whatever it is you hate-mongering Christian folk do when you aren’t stirring up ChristWire with your lies and propaganda.
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1:12 am
Anyone who believes anything this article said needs to lock themselves away from socity. Lesbimism is not a desie and you sure as heaven cant catch it. Its part of ones gentic make up. You cant choses who you are attacted to. Also just casue your attacted to the same sex doesnt make you anymore lust full then the avreage teenage girl/boy. Wake up pepole every last thing up there is utter cow dung.
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5:07 am
Lesbianism can be contagious. You cannot show me a scientific study that supports you claim that lesbianism is not contagious.
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8:07 am
Lesbianism would totally be contagious if I had anything to do with it! Mmmm mmmm, well it isn’t contagious but that’s not for lack of trying on my part, chicas.
Nah, I joke, I joke. I prefer my lady-lovers to have a little more experience and a little less self-hate than the “innocent Christian women” y’all seem to be so concerned about.
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11:36 am
I have a better idea: how about YOU show us a scientific study that shows that lesbianism IS contagious.
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1:37 am
Is this bullshit supposed to be for real? Everything I’ve read on this site has been horrible. This is NOT a Christian site God would definitely condemn it.
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5:06 am
And did God tell you that, John? You are a hypocrite and you are putting words into the mouth of the Lord.
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12:26 am
Well you just served yourself a double helping of hypocrisy there friend. You are your ilk here on ChristWire read so far between the lines of the Bible that I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the only thing written in your well-read tome of ignorance was the phrase, “Hate everything you don’t understand.”
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3:47 am
I can’t tell, is this guy the worlds best troll? Or is he as narrow minded as the last bunch I knew in West Burough ?
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4:59 am
Wait, wait. Is thia actually a serious article? People actually think the claims in this article are legitimate? Well, quick question for all of the die hard Christians reading this. You say lesbians are evil, that they are the spawn of Satan. You also say gays, Catholics and people who swear are aswell. You say that God is good and Satan is evil. You are saying that God is the one that will condemn these people, and that they shall spend an eternity in hell, with Satan the one punishing them. But if that is the case, then how can Satan be so evil, if he is only carrying out ‘God’s’ will?
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5:59 am
Well, as long as your closed-minded website doesn’t care one way or another about transsexuals, I’m good!
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6:08 am
I cannot entertain the idea that all of you are serious. God created everyone and every path they will land on. He creates their sexual preferences, whether it be homosexuality or heterosexuality, bi, pan, transgendered, cisgendered or any thing else. He creates their hair colour, their skin, their favourite activities. The Lord sent me in the path of singing and music. And he also threw both a lesbian and a gay man in my body, tailoring me to be a boi (not boy, boi-in between genders) and he sent me towards women. God created us as we all are. God is Love. Satan is Hate.
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11:38 am
Are you that fag on “Glee”?
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12:27 am
And Rev. Custer shows his true colors. Thank you Rev.
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3:51 pm
WOW I’ve met tons of rev. but you sir you take the cake when it comes down to being a complete asshole…
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10:48 pm
Repent, it is not too late. Your body may be brimming with sin, your immortal soul may still be saved!
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12:29 am
Nobody cares what you have to say. Please leave. All you do is repeat the messages that the more literate retards here have already spat out. Please go away.
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8:28 am
Oh man that was absolutely hilarious! Thanks so much for the great laugh.
For a bit there I wasn’t certain if this was a joke article or not but by the end of reading it I was convinced that it must be. So I applaud you for the brilliant comedy! How did you ever think it up?
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8:46 am
Now Now children. I love a bit of cock my self and everyone should. It does the body wonders!
I don’t understand how people like this are still in our world, so my Child is Gay whats the big problem? And what the hell as it got to do with any of you bible bashing homophobic dicks? Nothing. So kindly stfu.
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9:00 am
Rev. Cluster, please just go back into your pit, because it is you who has the “grips of Satan” wrapped around you. God rules with Love, Satan rules with power. By condemning a group of people because of non threatening and unharmful PRIVATE things they do, your just showing that you are a power seeking lunatic. I dont want to get all religious about this, but i am a baptized saved lesbian who God listens too and He answers my prayers. If i was destined for Hell, why would he do that? No stop falsifying who you represent, because obviously, your doing it wrong.
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12:38 am
We do not condemn homogays or the lesbionic types for their “Private” lives, but for the public fornicating, child molestation and sexual animal abuse. It is great that you have made the first step towards God by being baptized, now God can help you correct your lifestyle choice and then you will be truly saved. Praise The Lord for the work he has started in “WowYourDumb’s life.
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9:02 am
Day 2 of skipping work to watch Ellen, I can already feel strong urges to go make out with a girl. I better get my candy cod piece made by the gays to protect myself from the dangers of Lesbians.
oh lord…the homos just threw a brick through my window, they’re storming in…ahhhhgfahrhaghhhhhhh
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12:30 am
You sir get mad internet props. I lost my sense of humor on the fourth hate filled comment I read. It is nice to see someone able to keep their cool in the face of so much ignorance. Carry on good sir.
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9:42 am
I love the comments section on Christwire even more than I love the articles. This is too funny.
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9:57 am
Hate to break the bad news, but God isn’t real.
Near death experiences occur because a chemical from dying cells is shot into the brain, giving the effect of opium. That’s why people feel like they’ve seen Heaven.
God has yet to spontaneously heal an amputee.
The Bible was written by humans, not by God.
Gay animals exist, and as far as I know, the Dolphin Jesus hasn’t come yet and allowed dolphin sins to be forgiven.
Logically, instead of “THIS GROUP IS EVIL BECAUSE OF THIS”, it’s easier to assume that God isn’t real, and just a crutch used to explain scientific phenomena that human explanation doesn’t have the means of testing and proving with undeniable fact.
If you have a rebuttal, don’t bother, because I know I’m right.
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12:16 pm
Animals eat their own young and feces too.
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9:44 pm
Fitting, considering you are technically an animal.
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2:28 am
too true. If I could love this comment, I would, esp. the Dolphin Jesus part.
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11:46 am
You have just answered your own doubting mind. Animals go straight to Hell because they are unable to receive and process the Word of God, while humans can.
This is what separates humans from animals – the ability to choose between wanting to be saved by Jesus or wanting to affiliate oneself with Satan. Animals have no choice and are hence condemned to Hell automatically.
When a person drifts towards animal behavior, such as homosexuality (which the homos themselves proudly pointed out that over 400 species of animals are homosexual, which is shocking as that is 96% of the species that were saved by Noah’s Ark), they drift beyond any hope of spiritual salvation.
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10:12 pm
The thing is, you just contradicted yourself. What you argue is that homosexuality is completely unatural and therefore not intended by god. But if homosexuality is an animal behavior then it would be completely natural and therefore chill with god. If what you’re saying is true then every christian would have to be completely celibate to go to heaven and every heterosexual couple, christian or not, would be violating the law of nature. That is, if, god didn’t really intend for ANY SORT of creature to go to heaven until he thought up the human race. But what makes us so special? We are possibly the worst thing that has ever happened to the planet earth and the environment. For some reason I doubt god would be chill with that considering the time and effort he supposedly put into putting us all here.
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4:30 am
iv had enough of all the crap thats been said on here
it may be a joke, it may not be. but i am a lesbian and DAMN PROUD OF IT.
i dont have mexican friends.
i dont play golf
i have a facebook just like everyone else
i dont skip school to watch ellen because im not bloody 16.
i bleed like every one else
cry like every one
smile like everyone else
so who are you to tell me that because of my sexuality i have animal like behaviour? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THE WORDS YOU SPEAK!
if being gay means that i go to hell, id go happily knowing i had a fucking fantastic life knowing that i never held back what i truly feel and lived my life for me rather than live it under the expectations of others.
and you sir, THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE!
so i’ll see you in hell also
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12:33 am
And damn right you are. Keep on fighting the ignorance and hate with infallible logic. These geezers will die off eventually. The goal until that die is to suppress their hate-filled beliefs, and instill some common sense in their poor offspring.
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11:05 am
Reverend Custer, Alex Keating, and all of the other haters out there–
I have just one thing to say:
Thou shalt calm thine tits
And so it has been written.
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1:14 pm
And you, my good interweb anon, have won the internets
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11:53 am
Wait… This article isn’t a joke? All this is being cited as valid information? Where is this coming from?
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5:20 pm
I wonder… I fear that someone will read this while researching for Christianity, and go tell their Muslim/Buddhist friends.
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12:01 pm
Good grief, to you whiny little Emos that think this is anything but satire: turn off your Twilight DVDs, get your friggin’ heads out of your naive, sheltered asses and get a clue.
Harsh realities:
NOBODY CARES if you are a lesbian
NOBODY CARES if you are a gay male
NOBODY CARES if you are Pagan
NOBODY CARES if you are a Wiccan (farcical religion)
NOBODY CARES if you smoke dope
NOBODY CARES if you enjoy talentless music and wish you could recreate the deadhead scene vicariously through Phish or Bonnaroo (those days are past, you weren’t there, they were awesome, you missed it, get over it and establish your own identity and culture-nostalgia for an era you missed is not healthy)
The joke is on YOU for getting so upset about this and looking like complete idiots for taking their bait.
LMAO @ those that are incapable of distinguishing reality from parody.
Hallelujah!
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5:10 pm
So what you’re saying is real Christians don’t care about any of what you stated about homosexuals?
Riddle me this: then why haven’t all the states accepted gay marriage?
And I didn’t know this was a joke, it’s kind of hard to tell if this is because this is my first time on this site, this is the first thing i read, and on top of that the Rev. here keeps replying with ‘holier than thou’ comments and when a site’s called ‘christwire’ it just opens a can of religious/homosexual debate (in this article as far as i know). Whether or not this is a joke, which I need proof of, I’ll continue to answer with sarcasm.
On another note: fuck Twilight to the tenth fucking power. That crap shouldn’t even be considered entertainment (worst plot, biggest Mary Sue I’ve ever seen and the guys aren’t worth a second glance).
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8:08 pm
If you couldn’t tell that everything about this site was satirical within the first 10 seconds of perusing, you definitely need to venture out of your mom’s basement more often. Only someone with a naive, insular world view paradigm would demand “proof” of this when the articles and subsequent replies here are so rife with blatant sardonicism and pseudo-proselytizing. Wake up Junior!
Hallelujah!
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9:03 pm
Wow, nice job dodging the question there. Unable to think of something to reply with other then trying to berate me or does trying to think about it make your brain hurt?
Making assumptions are a terrible thing you know: I live in a waterfront condo and am old enough to drink. Insult my inability to take a joke, not about something you don’t know. You’re giving people who are illiterate a bad name.
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12:36 am
No sir. The joke is on you. I would have expected a full grown human to be able to comprehend an emotion like irrational hate but you have sunk below the bar and just kept sinking. Thanks for making yourself such an easy target. I hate having to think up complex arguments at 1:30 in the morning. Your ignorance feeds me. NOM!
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3:58 pm
A “waterfront condo” could mean you live next to a sewerage treatment plant and there was no evasion in my reply, you are either gullible by believing this article is real or you possess at least a modicum of common sense by realizing this is simply satire…There is no gray area here.
Blessed be!
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1:10 pm
Well It sure isn’t from me
Love,
Jesus
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1:53 pm
This is such a bad satire.
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5:20 pm
This website is a joke right? Are you people CIA operatives or what? Wow. Just wow.
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5:45 pm
So I really need some one to help me pick my jaw off the floor…may I just say that I pitty the soul of the author and the ones who follow in his footsteps cause your the most moronic people I have ever seen…wow…but seriously you all are dumb….I guess thats why they say ingorence is bliss.
Kisses!….from a real lesiban…..oh! wait! its contagious….sorry…my bad…have fun being what you hate!
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5:52 pm
haha Is this fake? This is hilarious!
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6:00 pm
Am I the only one that thought this whole article was a joke, then read the comments and realized that some people are heartless?
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6:11 pm
You people do realize this is satire, right?
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6:28 pm
This is utter bullshit. I am a good christian and a lesbian! For those comments above, homosexuality is not a sin. I go to a catholic school and my religion teacher (who is a priest) told me that homosexuality isn’t a sin. He said that having sex with someone of the same sex is a sin. But sex is frowned upon unless you are a married hetero couple anyway. Now let me get things straight with these.
1. I don’t text much. I text my girlfriend but only when i’m bored. Plus, i live in a dead zone so I hardly text her. Plus, all the hetero christian girls text! duh
2.golf is fun. a hetero girl in my class plays golf
3.I let my parents view my facebook. and all the hetero girls in my class have a facebook. EVERY ONE has a fucking facebook.
4.I don’t watch ellen…
5.I don’t vote with the parties. I vote with who has the views. I would have voted McCain over Obama anyday!
6.I don’t have sleepovers cause i don’t have friends. but the christian hetero girls sleep over at each other’s houses all the time.
7.I don’t use lesbian forums
8.I don’t have a mac because i’m fucking poor.
9.I wouldn’t dress like lady gaga. I don’t like my body so i cover it u. the hetero christian girls dress worse than me.
10.My bedroom door is only closed because I don’t like my cat to come in. It’s open when i’m inside my room.
11. so what if i have short hair
12. I am a straight a student
13.There aren’t any mexicans in my school. I don’t know any mexicans. GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING STEREO TYPICAL
14.I don’t like using the phone.
15. i don’t believe in premarital sex. Plus i can’t have sex with my girlfriend because she doesn’t live in my state.
16.Twilight is gross.
17.We’ve had sex ed. But school are not allowed to teach homosexulity. they don’t teach us about how to have sex anyway. they just teach you about the parts
18.I don’t go to church because my parents wont let me.
Above all, this article makes it seem like lesbians are animals. we (and especially me) are not animals. Also I don’t own a dildo. the thought of having sex disgusts me. who ever made this, go fuck yourself. maybe you’ll relise the truth. fucktard
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10:23 pm
So many souls are being saved by this article, Brother Alex!
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10:49 pm
Emmaline, you just wasted a lot of time
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12:38 am
Again: Your name is Ice Van Winkle anything you have to say is immediately categorized as complete bullshit. Please take your hands off the keyboard and destroy your computer immediately. Thank you.
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10:45 pm
I feel really, really, really bad for people who do not get the point of this site.
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12:39 am
Im sorry. I may have misunderstood something along the way. Are you saying there is a point to the needless hate and bigotry and this website?
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3:47 pm
No, the point is to illustrate that extremism exists on both sides of the fence…
PTL!
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2:24 am
This is hilarious, but Rev. Custer a bit of a dick, don’t you think? I don’t really care if there are gay people out there. I’m not gay, but that doesn’t mean that I have to outright despise people, gay or otherwise. Unless they make me mad. What I really hate, is how people love to force their religion and beliefs on others. Hey Reverend, is this like some kind of Cyber-Crusade? Tell me this, as your “GOD” is the creator of the entire universe, and dictates all life and death, why does he continue to create gays if their existence are so sinful? People like you are in denial. That the beliefs of the church are questioned is intolerable to you idiots, and you know what? I hear more about you priests molesting boys and getting saved by your pope than about any other type of molestation story.
I think I understand why some of you priests incriminate others and call them out for being gay. You are, in fact, trying to hide your own sexual orientation by calling attention to the sexual orientation of others.
There is also a contradiction between your Christian beliefs and your argument. If God is all merciful, how can he condemn his creations for their personality and their decisions? Everything is created for a reason
I myself am not a believer in your God: I’m Atheist. But unlike you, I don’t go around spouting nonsense about eternal damnation. I also don’t go around trying to spread my unbelief. The reason why, is that I realize that although there is a very small, infinitesimal chance that there is an afterlife, it extremely unbelievable, and what I believe, is that you have this life, and that you should just make the best of it. I just try to live my life peaceably as a high school sophomore. Go ahead and call me a heathen: I don’t care about any opinions made by insecure reverends or any other delusional minds. You be whoever you choose to be, and I’ll be me.
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3:33 am
I dress like Lady Gaga every day! :’D (sarcasm)
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4:44 am
I must say Rev. Custar, I bow down to your art of trolling. What patience and reverence it must take. I could never live up to such standards.
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6:11 am
Rev. Custer has told you heathens the way to the Lord. It seems funny to me that you keep arguing with his pure logic. Rev. Custer is a great human, and a better Christian than most of you posting here complaining about him. How many people making fun of Rev. Custer are in Africa showing God’s love to the “dark continent’s people”. Are you there “Ashley” or “Atheist”? No, but Rev. Custer is there showing those primatives the true light of God. Stop complaining and start doing something like the great Rev. Custer.
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11:54 am
Thank you for your kind words, Brother Bruce. I’ve seen a lot in Africa and I can tell you with much certainty, the mentally-incapable colored people of Africa sure are harder nuts to crack. The kind of barbs that these unbelievers sling about on these sacred pages are nothing compared to the challenges I face in trying to save the souls of those ungrateful colored savages.
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9:42 pm
That’s real cute. I’m not as naive as most of the people on here, your arguments are built on false intellect and big words. And I’m actually taking my hat off to you, you’re doing a splendid job. The only thing that bothers me is that you must waste an egregious amount of time between this, WOW, and whacking off to god knows what every day. Still, I could see the fun in it, especially with the good Christian folk who are so far up in Jesus’s ass that they can’t see they’re mere play things, a humorous past time to toy with.
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10:18 pm
More like the great dumbass
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12:41 am
Bruce. Old buddy. Please unwrap your lips from around Custer’s cock and try to think on your own. Also as a side note. The people in Africa are probably happy with their own religion. I am speaking on a general basis here but I am sure the last thing those people want is some racist white guy teaching them about religion.
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2:33 pm
A friend sent me this article, and I have a couple queries.
Firstly, how does listening to Lady Gaga make you a lesbian? I am listening to Gaga right now, as I think she is a talented musician. She tells us teenagers that it’s okay to be different, as is said in Born This Way. She is also a Christian, and mentions God in many of her songs.
I should point out here that I am not a Christian myself, I am not religious, but I respect it, and find it fascinating. But back to Gaga: like I said, I listen to her music, and I am in fact straight. I have a boyfriend of almost a year. My whole friendship circle listens to Lady Gaga, and non of us are gay.
Secondly, I took major offense at what is said of women with cancer. I know I said I respect the views of religions, but what was said disgusted me. Cancer is a terrible illness, it is the result of gene mutation, and ost of the time cannot be cured. People who behave perfectly well, whether or not they are religious, are struck down with this disease and it doesn’t just affect them, it affects thier entire families. It can destroy people.
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3:44 pm
God loves gay people too, so let’s all just get over ourselves and not take this shit too seriously.
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4:02 pm
This is obviously a joke. Even more stupid than the morons who wrote this article are those reading it who can’t see the satire in it.
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6:50 pm
This made me laugh. Then when I read the comments and saw everyone being pissed off. MADE ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER! Everyone is too uptight and can’t take a joke anymore.
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10:40 pm
“Does she use a mac” LOL. Amazing, this site make’s me laugh every time I go on here. Honestly, you “Journalists” should be called fiction novelists, because you spread so many lies. You’re the largest group of ignorant people I have ever seen, but at least you’re funny.
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10:41 pm
As a satanist, this article offends my dark ideals.. Yes, Lesbians are of the Devil and should be Exiled to an a land where they can run free in their own sin and debauchery just like all of the Dark Lord’s minions. However this article is clearly racist and unfactual. Why pick on the Mexicans. The Dark Lord created them just like he did the whites.
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10:42 pm
Please God, tell me this is a joke. Really who honestly and seriously uses the word “homogay”? I don’t even think that /is/ a word actually.
quickly just a few…
-so because my mom texts like crazy, SHES a ‘homogay’ (still confused by that word… oh no im confused… does that mean IM GAY!??!?!?!)
-a private facebook page is a SAFER facebook page kids! im thinking id rather have gay chicks on my page than pedo creeps i dont know!
-Ellen really? I’m thinking her agenda is to brighten peoples day, not turn them gay with her laserbeam gay eyes!!!
-party lines shift kids.
-while i do believe macs are evil (there’s proof somewhere i just know it), you cant condemn every female who owns one as a ‘homogay.’ also pc’s are manly? really did you see the powder blue and pink series from dell?
-no one dresses like lady gaga unless its halloween.
-so bedroom doors being closed when you’re doing homework and need to concentrate automatically equals gay sex? or perhaps the next time I need to change clothes, I’ll just open up the door and wave my lady parts around for my family to see that there are no lesbians in my closet!
-oh and just a side note because I’m running out of ability to cope with the frakking crap that I just endured (literally reading the whole thing opened mouthed) if Sarah Palin is even on the ballot in the next election, I will erase ANY ties to the frakkin GOP. that woman needs no power. and while she makes a pretty decent talking head, she does NOT need to lead anyone.
once again, please God tell me this is a joke!
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11:03 pm
I’d like to add a few more signs to the list using the logic of the author..
1. Does she eat tacos regularly?
2. Does she prefer jeans to ankle-length dresses?
3. Does she sometimes have trouble with not being blonde, 5’7″, and a D cup?
4. Is she intersted in men? If so, this must end because an interest in men leads to an interest in women.
5. Does she smoke Marijuana? ( because obviously all marijuana smokers are “homogays” lol)
6. Does she use text talk such as lol? because that’s for “homogays” too
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12:55 am
YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS. IT’S A JOKE!!! WTF!!!
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1:07 am
Congratulations: You are now the laughing stock of the Internets.
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1:15 am
You know, reading through the names of the people on here you see a lot “FormerChristian” “Atheist” “Satan’s Spawn” hmm I wonder why that is? I wonder why they didn’t see the true love of Christ that I’ve seen. I sought shelter under the cross and they fled from it, and my belief is that it’s because of the arrogance shown by some of these “Christians” such as the ones in this forum. I am a true Christian person, if you don’t believe me take that matter up with any one of my friends, my pastor, oh how about my school’s youth ministry? Yeah I know several “Christian” people that will never be more involved in their faith as I am and we’ll all get to Heaven in the end, but we also need to take people with us. My goal is to reach out to as many unsaved people as I can in my life so that the body of Christ can continue to grow and thrive instead of scaring them away with your extremist views. “For GOD so loved the WORLD that he gave his only son, so that WHOEVER BELIEVES in Him SHALL NOT PERISH BUT HAVE ETERNAL LIFE” Everyone who believes in God as our savior WILL go to Heaven, and we as humans can’t judge whether a person is going to Heaven or not. We’ll see who lives the more fulfilled life, me who’s reaching out to people, or you who’s scaring people away.
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5:50 am
I agree. The unsaved sinners blaspheming God and mocking men of God are truly scaring people away from appreciating the love and glory of Christ. Let’s work together to open the hearts and minds of these unbelievers.
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9:30 am
I happen to be a Christian and gay. I would say that what is driving people away from God and Christianity is the type of thinking YOU display, Reverend Custer. No one is “mocking” men (I noticed that was a bit sexist. Should be PEOPLE of God). They are mocking your backwards way of thinking. I know a lot of women who “work” to help our church survive. I dare you to call them heathens and lesbians to their faces. They’re doing the work of God and yet by your standards they’re all sinners. Shame on you for condemning ANYONE. I’d just like to know who made you judge and jury. I doubt very much that it was God. The Pope is behind the preparations for the Anti-Christ?!?! Really?!?! Are you serious?!?! I do believe that Peter was the “first” Pope. Huh…funny how that worked out, huh. He was put in that position by his own constituents. So, by your standards, the original Disciples were heathens for putting him in that position and he was a heathen for accepting it. You talk about “opening hearts and minds”. Maybe YOU should open YOURS. It’s people like you and your followers that make people question whether Christianity is for them. If they’re expected to be as close-minded and hateful as you people are, I fear for the health of Christianity. You drive people away from the church more than bring them in. Shame on you for being so hypocritical.
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10:44 am
You cannot be a Christian and gay. That’s like saying you’re American and Muslim.
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3:29 pm
Huh, seems to me that BOTH of those statements can be true, Adam. Don’t be so ignorant as to believe that everyone in the US has to be Christian in order to be able to be CALLED American. I most certainly AM a Christian and I most certainly AM gay. So……it must be true. Beside, who are YOU to tell me that I’m not a Christian? I would think that would be up to God to decide. Are you trying to put yourself at the same level of judgement as God? I believe it was His Son who coined the phrase “Judge not, lest ye be judged”. You ready to be judged? The amount of hatred I see on here makes me more concerned for THEM than myself. I don’t hate. I accept. Just like I accepted Christ as my only savior years ago. Can you say the same? Hmmm? Didn’t think so.
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7:46 am
This can’t be real. One can’t even call it misinformation, its simply idiotic. A rational person cannot follow the logic and God has nothing to do with this person’s personal views of his fellow human beings. Truly a sad indicator on how far God has become from the egos of man.
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7:58 am
FUCKING SATIRE, IDIOTS.
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12:46 pm
The word of God is not a “satire.”
The Rev. Philbius Harrington Flandermaus
Director, Cowboy Youth Ministry
Baker City, Oregon
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2:08 pm
This is not the word of God.
This is the word of someone who calls himself Alex Keating.
If you are claiming that such Alex Keating is God, then you are blasphemous. Otherwise, referring to this sick article as the word of God is a lie.
I pray for you to find back the right path, and for God to forgive you and show His infinite compassion to you even if you don’t.
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7:59 am
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11:28 am
Don’t you idiots realize the whole thing is a joke. It’s a joke!
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9:15 am
All I have for a response to this article is one quote from the Bible itself. Read it and practice it, hypocrites.
“Judge not according to the appearance.”
Bible, John vii. 24.
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2:55 pm
This is the most bunch of HORSE SHIT I have ever read!!! I love how “Christians” are not suppose to judge yet they catgorize people like this! This is a main reason I am proud to be a Wiccan and not a hypocritial christian! You really need to learn that girls are girls! Just because they text, or have sleepovers does NOT make them GAY! They are teenagers trying to grow up and live their lives and spend time with friends! Damn if you don’t want them socializing homeschool your child until they have no idea what to do when they enter the real world!
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3:48 pm
This article and the responses have me cracking the fuck up. Satire or not! See everyone in hell on May 21st, 2011. TROLOLOLOL
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5:21 pm
This must be a joke…it has to be…otherwise..OMG! I’m a lesbian..oo noooo I don’t want to be…please Lord save me. I don’t care how great it is to eat pink tacos…please oh Lordi Lord save RIGHT NOW!!!LOL
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5:33 pm
Im pretty sure this site is a joke
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6:06 pm
God is fake anyway, Bring on the lesbians! if they are hot.
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12:44 am
I hope you all know this article is a joke.
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12:49 pm
woooow… debating a joke?
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7:50 pm
I love it when women wear tight pants. Whenever they shart the poopies go straight up their vagina. Then when you lick the cunt, you also get taste of poopies.. It makes it spicy.
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1:32 am
1.the bible is very clear in that you are to beware of false profits this guy clearly is!
2.nothing he says is backed up by any facts or scripture
3.look at the wording he uses, it sounds like he lustfully picturing young girls as he writing this. he is a perv and a right wing nut bag following this article is a sure way to get your daughter to rebel against you and god! so I caution you again BEWARE OF FALSE PROFITS. P.S we need to catch a predator back to get this sico off the streets
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1:42 am
what a republican dick head Great way to use fear aginst people list things that basically every pre-teen girl dose as sign of lesbianism you forgot to mention dose she breath then she will be overwhelmed with lust for vag as the oxygen enter her brain. WAKE UP this guy is a child touching, bs spewing d-bag my only hope and prayer is that he dose not have a daughter!!!!!!!
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9:38 am
If anyone read this and thinks that it is serious, they are fucking stupid.
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4:44 pm
Come on guys, this is obviously a joke… There’s no way someone would post this seriously on the internet, and then announce right after that they respect Sarah Palin… It’s just not done… And reasons such as ‘is she skipping school to watch Ellen’ aren’t serious. All the lesbian’s can record Ellen and watch it after school.
Being lesbian is natural, just as being hetero is natural, who is anyone to judge the way God made a person feel? And God didn’t write the bible… people did.
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12:44 pm
The word of God is never a “joke.”
The Rev. Philbius Harrington Flandermaus
Director, Cowboy Youth Ministry
Baker City, Oregon
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7:26 pm
This site is great I now have a place i can go and get a LOL any day with all this stuff.
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