23 Tell Tale Signs That A Co-Worker May Be A Closet Gay
Do they insist on using a Mac?
Studies show Mac users are mostly gay. Both butt-cowboys and muff-munchers alike gravitate towards the shiny Apple logo of sin. If you notice one of these around your place of work you may want to go on alert. There is probably a homogay behind the screen. If you go anywhere near their desk they will probably try to sexually harass you if you are of the same sex, if not they will do nothing but scorn you as you have nothing to provide for their deviant sexual appetites.
Do they drive a Prius?
Small electric cars are what homogays drive around in. Still, you may be surprised at how spacious the backseat is. This is because the designers were dirty liberals pushing the gay agenda and had to make it large enough for two men to anally penetrate each others backsides comfortably. The homogay women also need room to lick each other’s dirty vagina’s. If one of your co-workers pull up in one of these things and starts bragging about the gas mileage, it is really homogay code for how much gay sex they have.
Or a Mini-Cooper?
This is the British version of the Prius. Europe is very gay friendly and these cars are a prime example of how the gays have practically taken over that continent. Many gays use these types of cars to convey to others that they are into the more hardcore European gay sex that involves fecal matter and can not be satiated by any normal homo practices. They need it rough and hard. These are especially deviant creatures who may try to rape you and if anyone at your job is one of them you are best off quitting tomorrow and finding respectable work elsewhere.
With an Obama bumper sticker on the back?
Liberals are mostly gay. This fact has been proven by study after study. Their politics in Washington always back the gay agenda and even Barack Obama’s symbol of ‘hope’ was nothing more than the very same rainbow gays use to try to get rights they don’t deserve. Anything with Obama’s name on it amounts to a rainbow anyways. Keep a vigilant eye on the parking lot at your place of employment lest you unknowingly cavort with homosexuals and lose your place beside Jesus in eternal life.
Have they ever asked you to go to the theater?
Theater is a known homogay activity and if anyone of your same sex asks you to accompany them it is so they can drug and rape you when you fall asleep from sheer boredom. Many homogays try to attack co-workers in this fashion because it leaves the victim too shamed to seek help from the police, knowing that everyone at work will know they were penetrated by Bob from accounting. Don’t let this happen to your sweet Christian anal virginity. As many Christians already know, with a big enough Bible you can beat the gay right out of someone.
Are there single moms in the office?
They are most likely lesbians. Single moms tend to not have men around, and not be able to keep men around, because they are Satanic shrews whose only goal is to spread feminism and have sinful relations with anyone who is willing to buy them a few drinks of alcohol. Their kids are probably halfway to being gay as well. It is better that we don’t try to minister to these women because they only cause pain and heartache to any man who gets close enough for them to flash their milksacs at.
Are there large amounts of toilet paper missing from the company bathroom?
This could be because one of your co-workers is using it to plug up his anal wounds suffered during sinful nights of playing hide the sausage with Pedro the janitor. It may even get to the point where there is none of the soft stuff left for the rest of the company. If you notice shortages such as this, the only real solution is to keep an eye on who uses the restroom and document it all in a power point presentation to give to the boss. This should get the offending homogay fired and ensure plenty of soft 2 ply for your holiest of holies.
Do their earphones secretly lead to a hidden ipod?
We have talked about Apple catering to the gay community. ipods are nothing more than Satan’s portable tentacles hijacking the brains of innocent youth with artists like Lady Gagag and the Inbred Clown Posse. There is no telling what kind of satanic messages could be sent through the tiny earphones to the person working next to you, maybe encouraging them to touch your penis or even rape you in the bathroom where nobody can see. Lesbians often use the vibrate function as a sex toy.
Do you often hear brags of excessive alcoholism?
Most homogays drink a lot. They even have bars where only homogays can go. When your co-workers brag about being intoxicated the night before mostly it is because they don’t go to church and have homogay in their hearts. They try to fill the void of Jesus in their souls and instead try to replace it with cheap rum, which then leads to unprotected anal homosex in cold parking lots on late drunken nights. Then it leads to unbearable shame. Shame leads to more drinking. More drinking leads to more anal sex. And so on, and so on…
Do the warehouse guys roughhouse in a gay manner?
Many gays who work in warehouses will goose the deal of a fellow co-worker and then try to pass it off as a joke. In reality they are going home and masturbating thereby causing not only sin on them but also on the other guy who unknowingly just participated in a homogay activity. The kingdom of heaven is then lost for both of them, and only when Saint Peter reads the judgment will the innocent know the devious act that excludes them from not going to Hell.
Is there vegetarian food in the office fridge?
Vegitarian food spells homogay clearer than fifteen foot letters on the side of a hill. A lack of protein in ones diet has been proven by various studies to cause gayness in both male and female subjects. Lest the gay invade your place of work, sneak tiny pieces of meat in the food container in hopes of countering the effect. If you feel it is already too late for that approach, all you have left is stocking the company fridge with holy ribs and bacon to counteract the smell of hippie.
Does the woman next to you smell of cats?
Many lesbians own a lot of cats. Cats are what Satan gives old hags to help them do his bidding. That involves spreading homogay and leaving hair all over everything they come in contact with. If one of your colleagues is such be wary to never bring her around your spouse unless you want to end up on Jerry Springer and your kids in juvenile facilities. Women, try to make sure you don’t use the bathroom after these ladies. They are often known to have herpes.
When there is a birthday, does one person hog all the cake?
Gluttony is a sin and so is homogayness, and all sin goes hand in hand with each other. Especially because people tend to eat when they are depressed, and studies show that homogays often feel a certain shame about their lifestyle because God makes it that way and will try to eat a lot to compensate for the loss of self respect in their lives. If you notice one of your co-workers gorging themselves it is probably because they can’t stand the shame of being in the closet any longer.
Is there a moped in the employee parking lot?
These are tools of transportation liberal gays use to easily get from one sinbar to another. It allows for them to hate America by not buying as much gas as they should be thereby destroying our great industry and trying to replace it with communism. It is so beloved by the liberal (READ: gay) community that a homosex act is named after is in which a woman uses her nose to jump start a pooh for further sexual exploitation. It is much too sick and depraved to go into detail, but it ends with one of the women waddling around in a diaper while the other tries to insert a bottle of champagne into her vagina.
Has anyone been recently caught glimpsing other fellows penises at the urinals?
A sure fire sign that you probably have a gay in your workplace is that he is staring at you while you pee. This is where your deluxe sized King James version Bible comes in handy. The next time he leans in to catch a peek smash him in his dirty homogay face with the word of the Lord and rebuke the homogay demon within him. If possible, urinate on him. Demons must be desecrated completely in order to truely leave this earth. He will thank you later when he is not homogay and burning in Hell.
Is your boss a woman?
This is strictly against Christian and Conservative ideals. We aren’t saying women aren’t equal to men, we are just saying they aren’t as good in a leadership position. Those women who try and push the agenda, like Hillary Clinton, are most often bulldog lesbians who understand ‘stop’, ‘no’, and ‘don’t', as ‘yes please rape me for your fake penis’. In the world at large this can be a dangerous thing, let alone in the work place. Women with power only ever use it for liberal gains. Unless her name happens to be Sarah Palin, then we do not think of her as an inept woman and more of a Pit Bull with lipstick, and also the possibly the next president.
Is the receptionist a man?
If he is he probably talks with a lisp and checks out your ass as you walk by each morning before he takes off and M’s himself in the employee bathroom to the thought of your sweet virgin ass. As we discussed earlier, this can make you a homosexual and you may not get into heaven because this homogay masturbated to you. If there is a character like this at your job, take great pains to avoid him at all costs. Come in early or when he is not looking and before you leave set a diversion so you can get out with your Christianity intact.
Does anyone ride their bike to work?
As with mopeds, these are a status symbol of sorts in the gay community. It shows their liberalism by turning their backside to traffic order and using our roadways for their very own sick game of homogay where they wear tight shorts so as to show each other their man-sticks and cut off people who have the right to drive on the roads because they own actual vehicles. They also like to take jumps and let the seat go up their anus a little bit. It gives them heathen giggles they will pay for with an eternity in damnation.
Are there dolphin calendars?
Dolphins are openly gay animals. They weren’t created by God, they were made by Satan and given an insatiable lust for rape and debauchery with same-sex species. It doesn’t matter if it is a shark, human, or blow whale, if a dolphin can fit his penis in any hole, unwelcome or not, it will. Homogays who have dolphin calendars are using them to tell other gays they like to be the one doing the anal rape. If you see one in your office, complain to HR and show them this article. I will assure you that once they know the legendary and universally respected research team at Christwire is behind your grievances they will show you results fast.
Are there some who text on their phones more than work?
Gays text a lot. Most of them are explicit homo messages. Studies show that a full 45% of housewives are secretly having homogay affairs and those same studies also have correlated the use of text messages as the main way they coordinate each other to meet later on at a discrete and quiet sinhut somewhere to slap beavers and hate Jesus. Males have been documented to have the same tenancies if they are butt pirates. The best course of action is to alert the boss and demand homogay be removed from your place of work due to the fact that you are a good Christian and stuff like this could send you to Hell.
Is there a group that carpools?
Gays start these groups so they can force you to listen to Barry Manilow for the half hour commute everyday and slowly, bit by bit, turn you homogay. The next thing you know they will be asking for oral favors in lue of gas money. As the economy gets tighter under Kenyan rule and gas prices go up, they will begin to demand anal. Even if you thwart their homosexuality and use your own car they will annoy you by taking the closest parking spots. Your reward will be in heaven, while their just desserts will be waiting for them in the fiery lava pits of Hades.
Does anyone use the term “FYI”?
FYI is a homogay term originally meant to mean “For Your Anus” but they didn’t know how to spell anus. This is because, and we have studies to back us up on this, the homogay infected brain is seen to have less activity in the creative areas, which control your ability to read and write properly. If you notice one of your co-workers using this terminology, inform them of their error. If they continue to use it anyways, pray to God to smite them with AIDS.
Are there any Star Trek fans?
Star Trek is known to be Anti-Jesus in its very basis, and many of the main characters are openly homogay in real life, if not suggestively so on the television shows and movies. If there are folks at your place of business that believe in this sort of witchcraft they are probably far too gone to be saved, and since it is mostly guys the only ones they have to have sex with are each other. Star Trek conventions are mainstays for gay prostitutes and secret anal sex club memberships.
Has anyone recently tried to steal your parking spot?
Gays have entitlement issues. When they see something they feel they should have, even though they haven’t earned it, they often just try to sneak in like a weasel and take it. The guys are more weaselish anyways. The lesbians just bulldog their way into things. They all have the same rainbow sticker somewhere on the back of their car amongst hordes of other environmental hippie gibberish that will only make you want to set fire to it. That stuff is there to mock people like you and me and our decent Christian ideals. It is best to leave this one alone, however, and park far away from them as they tend to wait around their cars after work looking for someone to rape.
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Truly excellent work, Brother Alex. I do believe one item is missing from your list: The gays most often wear tightly tailored clothing showing off their disgusting bulges, clothes with designer labels of homoqueers like Calvin Klein and Tom Ford. If you have a lesbian in your office she will most likely be 50 pounds overweight, wearing flannel shirts covered in cat hair. Just ask Claire.
I’ll pray for you!
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Yes, and another way to tell is someone is a lesbian is if they complain when you constantly bring up the topic of sex. I mean, why else would a woman complain if you constantly ask about her sexual habits?
She must be a spiteful gay-lesbian!
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1:28 pm
Or even when you ask them about their favorite sexual acts or positions for that matter, because the thought of being penetrated by a penis is disgusting to lesbians.
They will then accuse you of “sexual harassment” when your penis it not even within 3 feet of their vagina, because somehow your speech has “violated” them much like how they are orally violated by lesbian tongues.
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7:15 pm
You’re sick. Sexual harassment is unwanted talk or actions regarding sex and is highly illegal. I hope your ass gets fired.
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7:13 pm
It’s called sexual harassment and it’s illegal.
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7:12 pm
I’m not 50 pounds overweight. I’m 5’1″ and 111 pounds. I also do not wear flannel shirts, but yes, my shirts often do have cat hair on them.
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11:17 pm
Cats are disgusting filthy creatures who were widely acknowledged as witches familiars during the more pious middle ages. Young lady, you just outed yourself as a witch. I will pray for you tonight.
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11:26 pm
Witches aren’t real.
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8:44 pm
I’m a lesbian, I don’t have cats, I’ve got quite a good body, my weight is of 49 kilos (KILOS, NOT POUNDS. KILOS.) I have a job, I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, I’m very lady-like.
So……………does that mean I’m just heteroflexible?
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11:44 pm
You forgot one biggie, fags tend to eat microwavable goods such as “Chef Boyardee,” and other poor health edibles.
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7:16 am
I’m sorry, but i have to ask
Is this article seriously true or is it just a funny hoax ?
Thx
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its a satirical website just for laughs.
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7:36 am
Tsk, tsk, young man. Recognize too many of the signs in yourself, did you? Well, you’ve come to the right place to begin your journey away from the homoqueer life to one of righteousness, bathed in the blood of the lamb, basking in the light of the Lord.
I will pray for you.
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7:46 am
Yeah i’m probably gay then
But that’s ok, your website enlightened my day… I mean, my week.. not that’s not it…
I think this website is so big that it enlightened my LIFE!
Thanks, this is going on my facebook page, this is too good to be hidden!
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10:57 am
It would be better if you repented and turned your back on all that constitutes homoqueer behavior before spreading the word through FaceBook (a tool of the devil). But free publicity is free publicity.
And remember: “This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.”
God bless you. And I’ll pray for you.
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1:23 pm
yr reverence, remember that those who come to mock often learn the truth and are convicted of the Holy Spirit despite themselves.
All praise and glory to the spotless Lamb
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5:19 pm
Oooooooo, Susan uses Facebook. Susan has fallen under the control of the Devil.
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5:19 pm
are you serious?! You are just ignorant! If God didn’t like gays, why doesn’t he just strike them all down with lightning? You think that God is all powerful and everything, well then why does he need you to do his dirty work? Why can’t He just snap his fingers and rid the world of all evil? I am gay. And I believe in God. I feel that he has blessed me with excellent health, an amazing job, and friends and family who care about me. Being gay doesn’t make me evil, or a Demon, and if it does, well, all the fun people will be down in Hell, and i’ll have one hell of a party with them.
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11:40 pm
I enjoy your internal worship towards one who shall fall. I am the champion that will strike down mankind and bring forth the demonic forces from hell. You mortals are ignorant of what’s to come… I spread my darkness and corruption through the web and you cannot stop the inevitable! You live such hypocritical lives! You all say you are good people but yet you fall to your own temptation of the seven sins that make up mankind, they all lead to indulgence and you are afraid of that. Satan my father brings wrought these sins into your soul and will take control of your very heart soon… you cannot hide behind the holy light forever, eventually it all fades when you start cheating on your wife, forcing your children to believe only what you want them to believe, they’ll rebel against you eventually. Sin is the only thing you all know and Christ’s sacrifice will be reversed soon, my rebirth is near completion… beware the black Oblivion that will bring forth the damned, soon you will be among them.
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2:36 pm
Can I bend you over my sink?
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7:42 am
Desk candy is also an excellent indicator of gay. Dove chocolate ‘promises’, foil-wrapped with cute little phrases like “Love is chocolate flavored” are flare signals of gay activity.
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1:43 pm
Another MAJOR indicator is the presence of mouth mints and (gasp) hand lotion on a male’s desk. Definitely signs that he’s a homosexual (or at least, a chronic masturbator)
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2:34 am
chocolate mint, sure sign
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1:35 pm
susan, how fucking stupid can a person like you be?!?!
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2:48 pm
Love ain’t chocolate flavoured! Its poopie flavoured! Like my fist! FYI!
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8:47 am
The Gays are Liars
One of the sure signs that someone is a gay is denial. The gays are always denying they’re gay. They are such liars.
So, if you ask someone if they are a gay, and they deny it, they are a gay.
You’re welcome.
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Are you gay?
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10:50 pm
Let me get this straight. If anyone (This includes you by the way) denies being gay, they are unarguably an in the closet homosexual? If someone doesn’t deny it then they are out the closet, Agree? Therefore by that logic everyone (including you) is gay or at least everyone who was ever asked if they were gay is a homosexual. Interesting way of thinking you have there.
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9:14 am
You know, if there is a God, something tells me that extremely bigoted hatred and intolerance that has no basis in fact is probably not what he looks for in someone to accpet into heaven.
This entire site makes me want to throw up.
Sincerely,
An atheist
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10:36 am
What do you mean “if” there is a God? Oh my, oh my, oh my, someone somewhere really failed you child. There is a God, and He is great and merciful and in His wisdom He mad the Gays silly and queer so we could point them out and avoid them lest we catch “gay.”
Something tells me that if you don’t accept The Lord and accept Him soon, you will be damned to an eternity of fire and brimstone and probably turn gay.
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5:39 pm
If god is merciful and great, then why would he could condemn someone to an eternity of the worst suffering imaginable just because they didn’t worship or believe in him, even if they were generally nice people otherwise? To me, that does sound great or merciful, it sounds petty, spiteful and egotistical. If god is like this, he does not deserve to be worshipped, he deserves to be overthrown.
And no-one ‘failed’ me. I came to the conclusion that there is no god after reading various articles and books written by both the religious and the atheistic, including the so-say ‘infallible’ bible. I suppose that DARING to form my own personal opinion puts me on the same level as murderers and rapists to go to hell then?
And whatever happened to christians being kindhearted and generous? Because I don’t see much of that here. So what if a man loves another man or a woman loves another woman? How DARE they feel love or compassion for each other, despite those being two of the things Christianity supposedly promotes! So long as they aren’t hurting anyone (Which they are no more likely to do than a straight couple) then there is no issue. In fact, homosexuality solves issues- the world is steadily becoming more overpopulated, which will lead to more famine and poverty. Couples that cannot reproduce can help alleviate this, while adopted orphaned or abandoned children who otherwise would have had no home.
Oh right, I forgot. Some guy thousands of years ago told you that god says gays are evil. Well, if the Bible says it, it must be true! And how do we know the Bible is always true? Because the Bible says so! Allowing us to completely ignore any logic or for anyone to ever even SUGGEST we are wrong!
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5:43 pm
“Oh right, I forgot. Some guy thousands of years ago told you that god says gays are evil. Well, if the Bible says it, it must be true! And how do we know the Bible is always true? Because the Bible says so! Allowing us to completely ignore any logic or for anyone to ever even SUGGEST we are wrong!”
Outside of not capitalizing the “G” in god, I am so pleased that you finally came to the correct realizations. Hallelujah, sister. And Amen.
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5:50 pm
You clearly do not understand the concept of sarcasm. Or tolerance.
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3:41 pm
Hold on their friend, with all due respect the bible is not completely true. Is was proven in the Scopes Trail in 1925. It had too many inconsistencies with recorded history. I admit I am god-fearing christian, have been for the past forty-years. Yet I understand our god is understanding, loving, and open minded. You can’t justify slander and inducing fear as god’s love. Treat others how you would want to be treated. Yes people have different opinions but they should not be judge and their different point of view. Life is meant to be lived. Don’t live your in hate and branded it as god’s wisdom. Accept thy brother and he shall accept thee.
God Bless
John Scott
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1:38 pm
the bible said the sun span around earth because the earth is “the center of the universe”. nuff said
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8:47 pm
Do you know there exists something called… sarcasm?
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5:22 pm
Well, he can join the party with all the fun sluts, gays, celebrities, and accepting liberals, and do whatever the hell he wants down below!
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12:45 pm
This site is satire.
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2:37 am
your like the guy who goes to a puppet show and says it isnt real!
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8:02 pm
yea but puppet shows are normally nice and fun you people are dumb and acting like biggots to stir the pot the problem is your website draws in so many different people which ends up inflaming the matter so that people argue and fight. There for I abuse you people because you truly deserve it since even though it is all satire to you their are crackpots out there that believe in everything you write so much that no matter how many times you actually admit it is not real it causes them to go start issues in areas that dont need it. Ok flame me what ever I will continue to abuse you all good day fools
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8:11 pm
I direct you to tims post below
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7:33 am
Oh, Atheist – you’ll be happy to know that this is just a satirical website making fun of Christian extremists. It’s all a joke. Now you can laugh with the rest of us?
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12:43 pm
This is truly one of the the funniest things I have read in a long time. I can always count on the overt bigots and racists of christwire.org to brighten up my day with their lunacy. I have often found myself bursting into uncontrollable laughter on numerous occasions, unable to finish reading the next sentence, and being forced to return to the article at a later time.
I would say each and every one of you needs to be locked a mental asylum, but i wouldnt want that to happen. You people provide me with far too much laughter, joy, and entertainment.
Is there an e mail list I can sign up for? I want to be sent new stories everyday so I can forward them on to co workers, friends, and family. Everyone should be privy to this comical insanity!!! I am about to become your biggest promoter!!!
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1:01 pm
Tim, what a great message and it is good to hear that ChristWire brings you so much joy in your life. As you know, Satan loves a cheerful sinner, so it brings great pain to his dark heart when he reads the comments and sees joy such as yours. You relish in the words of morality and have your soul uplifted by our message of conservatism and morality.
To subscribe to Christ via email, simply follow this link: Subscribe to ChristWire by Email
Be blessed, Tim.
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11:01 pm
Mike you seem to have misinterpreted Tim’s comment completely there. He does not (or at least by calling you all mad racist bigots I assume I am correct in thinking he doesn’t) “relish in the words of morality and have your soul uplifted by our message of conservatism and morality.” as you put it he is in fact commenting on your stupidity xenophobic and idiotic ways. Tim is in fact laughing at you not with you. He is mocking this article which is the only reasonable response.
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5:20 pm
This site is satire, douche canoe
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2:42 am
have you heard of facebook? dirty commie.
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11:57 pm
Susan, you are written within the Black Bible now, this means soon to come is the black Oblivion and with that you are now chosen as a sacrifice. When you die your soul will belong to me and bring forth my birth into the human world! The end is nigh and so is your lord! You all shall not be saved!
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1:43 pm
have you heard of acceptance dirty racist bitch
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You don,t even know what communism is so get lsot Old hags
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7:10 pm
“Studies show Mac users are mostly gay.”
Link?
“It is better that we don’t try to minister to these women because they only cause pain and heartache to any man who gets close enough for them to flash their milksacs at.”
But you just claimed that they’re lesbians. Why would lesbians flash their “milksacs” at men?
“A lack of protein in ones diet has been proven by various studies to cause gayness in both male and female subjects”
Source?
“Many lesbians own a lot of cats.”
Source?
“They are often known to have herpes.”
Source?
“Gluttony is a sin and so is homogayness, and all sin goes hand in hand with each other.”
Tell that to Billings.
“We aren’t saying women aren’t equal to men, we are just saying they aren’t as good in a leadership position.”
Yes, you ARE saying that women aren’t equal to men.
“Unless her name happens to be Sarah Palin, then we do not think of her as an inept woman”
Once again, the word “inept” means that you’re implying that women and men aren’t equal.
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8:06 pm
A) Your responses are ill-thought out and asinine
B) This site is satire, thundercunt
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8:20 pm
No one likes Claire. Have you seen how much time she spends on here? Talk about someone with no life. She gets off on ruining this site for the rest of us.
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Nobody likes me? Really? The Comedian likes me. L.N likes me. RD likes me. Milennium likes me. Jazze likes me. Fake Adam Nelson likes me. Raptor Jesus likes me.
Don’t talk about things that you know nothing about, noob.
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11:41 pm
Like I said… No one likes claire.
Noob? whats that?
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11:47 pm
Actually, I love Claire. That is why I married her. While her beliefs are very wrong, I feel that my role as the husband is to train her to be a good and moral Christian.
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Talk about taking one for the team. You are a strong man Bruce.
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Thank you, Brother August. We all have our “crosses” to bear in life. I fear that mine is Claire.
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Oh, so the seven people I named aren’t real? Is that what you’re implying?
And noob means newbie. You’re new here.
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So sad that you spend so much time trying to be “liked.” By IDIOTS.
Dear Claire. It is the love of God you should be seeking, not the following of idiots such as Jazza and Raptor.
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8:57 pm
i like you these people are stupid and really haven’t seen the real world in what 10 maybe 15 years? haha these people are all fuckwits
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7:29 pm
I like you! Alot.
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3:25 pm
I like you
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11:22 pm
Claire, I appreciate your responses a lot! I find them well-thought out and logical. In fact, they remind me of my mom sometimes. She’s Christian and raised me to be so, even after I told her I was gay. She and i go to church together every Sunday, as we have since she left my dad.
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11:26 pm
I like you!
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12:12 am
I dont
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12:21 am
Hey look, it’s the joke that used to be funny, the Faker.
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4:11 pm
Ok Claire, you may or may not read that but I like many people who have written like you (or at least the small impression I get of you from your comments). I see no reason not to you appear to have thought about and researched your arguments and are not a bigoted idiot like those that write the rubbish that passes for intelligent articles on this sorry excuse of a website.
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9:12 pm
“A) Your responses are ill-thought out and asinine”
Please elaborate.
“B) This site is satire, thundercunt”
The fact that you’re unaware of my philosophy regarding this site is only proof that you’re a noob.
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9:49 pm
Very nice work Alex.
Just to be clear, does a co-worker need to have a certain number of these or will one suffice to identify them?
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10:08 pm
In most cases, yes. Any one of these by itself could be considered hard evidence of gayness.
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4:14 pm
That is perfectly true if by “any one of these” you mean none of them or “hard evidence” you mean absolute rubbish. Just in case your small mind cannot process my point. NONE OF THESE IS A WAY OF TELLING IF SOMEONE IS GAY
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2:48 am
“If you notice shortages such as this, the only real solution is to keep an eye on who uses the restroom and document it all in a power point presentation to give to the boss. This should get the offending homogay fired and ensure plenty of soft 2 ply for your holiest of holies.”
I am sure that will provide you a promotion!
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4:17 pm
It will provide you with an unwanted harrasment charge, a tolerance training course or a pink slip
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4:18 pm
*harassment
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9:27 am
Thank you for this holy guide!
Following your excellent advises i will attempt to out some of my homogay co-workers so they will be outed from our office. This shall stop them to spread they sin in the office toilet and hopefully will bring me closer to holiness.
i pray that my fight against homogays will be rewarded on the judgement day with forgiveness for my occasional homogay thoughts.
Bless you my brothers and nonlesbian sisters!
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1:41 pm
Brother-in-Christ:
as long as you don’t act on your homogay thoughts then being covered in the blood of the Lamb will wash the sin away, allowing you to stand secure in your salvation before the Throne
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12:39 pm
Ah, I love these troll site, it provides endless lols, as does Claire for believing it’s real.
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1:01 pm
I don’t think it’s real. I simply think that anyone who thinks it’s funny to joke about things like forced marriage and rape is really sick in the head.
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8:13 pm
when has anyone mentioned forced marrieage or rape?
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1:06 pm
“Thank you, Brother August. We all have our “crosses” to bear in life. I fear that mine is Claire.”
I thought that your cross to bear was that you contracted HIV ten years ago in a gay porn movie theater.
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1:14 pm
Such a shame, Bruce, that your cross is 50 pounds overweight and covered in cat hair. But pound pound pound, rip rip rip, just like Jesus as he was crucified, you will too be arisen stripped of worldly concerns and ready to ascend to heave and meet the love of God.
I’ll pray for Claire.
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1:19 pm
I believe I told you that I am 111 pounds.
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1:23 pm
And do I have any picture to prove that? NO! I get a picture of one of your 402 cats. And 111 pounds? Really? Is that one leg on the floor and one on the scale? Bruce has sent me pictures. Now stop the lying, dear child. Denial is so painful.
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1:47 pm
I would happily post a picture but I have been banned from tinypic and its affiliates due to posting pictures of mine and August’s emails. Thus if you want a picture you’d need to provide me with your email address.
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1:51 pm
banned from posting pics? with that lame excuse?
Oh, what the heckers. Gosh Darn It!
send pics to hugepenis@hotmail.com
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2:20 pm
Claire, Tinypic stinks. You really need to use Imgur.com, it’s a far better site.
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8:16 pm
Claire first you write:
“I simply think that anyone who thinks it’s funny to joke about things like forced marriage and rape is really sick in the head.”
But then you dare write:
“I thought that your cross to bear was that you contracted HIV ten years ago in a gay porn movie theater.”
Who is the hypocrite now? YOU ARE SICK!
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1:18 pm
Claire, both of our blood tests came back clean or else we couldn’t have gotten married, silly girl. Sometimes I just don’t know how you can make up such ridiculous stories. You should be a writer for that comedy station “MSNBC”.
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1:22 pm
Speaking of ridiculous stories, you have yet to provide any tangible evidence of our “marriage”. You don’t even know my middle name or the color of my eyes.
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1:29 pm
The “tangible” proof of our wedding won’t show up until 9 months after I get a conjugal visit with you(my wife) without the guards(your 402 cats) constantly knocking at my backdoor.
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1:34 pm
She’s trained her cats to do anal sex?
I CALL UPON YOU, SWEET JESUS, to help poor Bruce in his simple and pure desire to save poor Claire from HERSELF and those devil beasts.
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1:43 pm
Where I live rape is illegal.
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1:46 pm
Oh! You’re one of those “it’s not rape unless I say it’s rape” girls. Shame on you, Claire!
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1:49 pm
Yes Claire, rape is illegal where we live, which is why I believe most of your 402 cats will be taken to “kitty jail” soon.
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3:12 pm
I can’t speak to Claire’s cats, but doesn’t consummating the marriage involve a penis in some way. From my understanding of your posts, you’ve been unable to locate it still. I believe they do have good Christian approved treatments for your obesity that do not involve cats knocking at your “back door.” Should we be good Christain friends and look for one for you?
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5:19 pm
“She’s trained her cats to do anal sex?
I CALL UPON YOU, SWEET JESUS, to help poor Bruce in his simple and pure desire to save poor Claire from HERSELF and those devil beasts.”
praise click unto you sir for a good laugh!
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11:25 pm
Comedy? Try Fox, now THAT’S comedy! I laugh every time I turn on that channel. It reminds me of how close-minded people can be, sadly
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2:13 pm
My co-worker thinks I’m gay because I like British science fiction. Should I be concerned?
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5:19 pm
yes
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6:34 pm
Yes be very worried
All my co workers think I’m gay because I wear leather hotpants in the office and my cock ring sets off the metal detecter in the morning
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4:28 pm
Not at all. Liking British Sci-Fi doesn’t mean you are gay. if you were gay you’d know you were gay. If you are gay there is no need for concern there is nothing wrong with being gay don’t let these idiots convince you otherwise
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3:41 pm
“Oh! You’re one of those “it’s not rape unless I say it’s rape” girls. Shame on you, Claire!”
What the hell are you talking about? Any time either party does not consent to sex or is incapable of consenting, it’s rape.
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5:20 pm
http://christwire.org/2011/05/your-guide-to-planning-to-be-raped
sounds like your not prepared
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3:43 pm
“Claire, Tinypic stinks. You really need to use Imgur.com, it’s a far better site.”
Thank you – I’ll try that.
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3:55 pm
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3:56 pm
Hey what the fuck, my image didn’t show up!
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4:04 pm
I’ll try again -
http://imgur.com/1yeYm.png
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4:09 pm
Here’s me and my little beagle munchkin, Saffron:
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4:10 pm
Goddamn it! Why didn’t it show up?
I’ll try again:
http://imgur.com/8eyK9.png
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6:03 pm
I, myself am the proud owner of a Beagle, and I am not the only staff to own one either. Beagles seem to be quite popular here at Christwire.
My little girl Maggie is about to have a liter of puppies in a week or so.
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6:20 pm
She’s going to have a liter of them? Not a milliliter?
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7:13 pm
Charming as always I see Claire.
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6:29 pm
When i click that link I only see a long haired young man holding a dog. You should try posting a new photo.
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6:40 pm
That’s me holding my beagle. Hey, if you think that Bruce may have married a male you’ll need to take that up with him.
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4:14 pm
“banned from posting pics? with that lame excuse?”
Yes, I was banned from posting pics. I had taken a shitload of screenshots of my email conversations with August and then uploaded them to tinypic to share on here. Upon returning there several days later I got a message that said that my IP address had been banned for violating the terms of use. Because come on – does anybody ever read those terms of use things?
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5:23 pm
a good christian always reads contracts as you never know when your signing over your soul
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6:17 pm
Yeah, and I’m not a Christian.
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6:44 pm
as we are all well aware of
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5:06 pm
“Is your boss a woman?
This is strictly against Christian and Conservative ideals. We aren’t saying women aren’t equal to men”
Sure sounds like it to me.
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6:00 pm
I have 2 or 3 coworkers who will be getting an anonymous print out of this on Tuesday morning. Prepare to be outed, Apple fan boy.
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6:18 pm
Ooh, they’re shaking in their boots!
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7:22 pm
Those pictures are clearly not of claire. I dont know who it is. That is not the claire that married bruce! As you can clearly see here:
http://christwire.org/2011/05/wedding-pics-from-bruce-and-claires-wedding/
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7:33 pm
Yes, they clearly are of me, since I’m the one who posted them.
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4:52 pm
I’d like to register my objection to the word, “butt-cowboy.” There is no such thing as a queer Cowboy.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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7:35 pm
I have a cousin who is gay and a cowboy… Have you never seen brokeback mountain? ;
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2:35 am
Thanks for that amazing photo, Cody.
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9:24 pm
mmmm, yes. That is one nice ass.
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7:52 pm
Good to see you are a prude, Claire. I thought you were supposed to be sharing pictures of you and your sin devices. Prude.
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4:53 pm
Bruce…there is no excuse for allowing your woman to post a picture of that messy house! You have a responsability as a Christian husband to correct that defect immediately! If other wives see that picture they could be led to assume that such shoddy housekeeping is a perfectly acceptable way for a married woman to serve her husband. Please have her clean the place properly and then submit a proper photo.
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5:08 am
Wow. Really?
Many of my friends use Apple computers and products. Many of my friends are ALSO heterosexual, and some of them are in committed, long-term relationships. Apple computers are known for having higher graphic abilities and are seen as being remarkably user-friendly. Meanwhile, I’m a homosexual, and I hate using Apple computers. Interesting, huh?
My dad drives a Prius. It gets marvelous gas mileage, which saves money AND the environment. He’s been married to my mother for 15 years, and is as straight as they come. My high school debate teacher drove a Mini-Cooper, and he, too, was married, and blissfully devoted to his wife.
“Liberals are mostly gay”? So, there are no gay Republicans? I know a few of those, one of whom is on the board for the College Republicans Club on campus. I also know a fair share of liberals who are gay. Sexuality does NOT determine one’s political affiliation although, given how the Republican party seems to treat non-heteronormative people, I can’t say I blame most homosexuals for holding with liberal ideals.
The theatre, for countless years, was held as an institution of culture. Being able to attend a theatrical production meant that one was a classy, well-cultured individual. My mother took my sisters and I to see “The Phantom of the Opera” when I was 12. We loved it.
Single mothers are RARELY lesbians. And, anyway, lesbians have NO INTEREST in men. They would not bare their breasts to a man, and they wouldn’t do such a lewd thing to ANYONE in a public setting.
I’m in college. I often am forced to hear my classmates discuss wild parties and heavy drinking in the minutes before class starts. These people are quite straight. I, however, rarely drink, and typically stick to wine or wine coolers when I DO drink.
Many boys participate on wrestling or football teams during high school. This requires intimate physical contact with other males on a regular basis. Considering the low rate of homosexuality within these groups, I’d have to argue that no, wrestling with other men does NOT make one gay.
My best friend and her parents are vegetarians. While my friend is bisexual (and a wonderful, talented young woman), her parents are quite, quite heterosexual. They simply prefer to not end the life of another living creature in order to eat.
Lesbians like pussies. They don’t necessarily like cats. My younger sister LOVES cats. She’s also constantly telling me about how cute Boy A is, or what Boy B said to her before class. Her heterosexuality is almost annoying at times as a result.
I’m gay. I don’t eat very much, either. I prefer to not overeat, as do many people. But have you seen the amount of food eaten by people in the Bible Belt? Disgusting.
Mopeds are cool. My dad wants one. My mom won’t let him get one because she doesn’t want him injuring himself by riding it to work.
“Has anyone been recently caught glimpsing other fellows penises at the urinals?” Why does this matter? And, I’m sure you’ll be fired for urinating on a coworker to “un-gay” him. Perhaps even arrested!
“Is your boss a woman?” Because, you know, you listened to your mother as a child, and she’s a woman. Sarah Palin and Michelle Bacchman seem pretty popular in this group, too. Interesting.
Your male receptionist might be gay, or he might not, especially given this economy. Regardless, I highly doubt that he masturbates in the employee bathroom while thinking about you (or, as you so eloquently put it, “your sweet virgin ass”). I’m sure he has more important things to do… and better men to masturbate to. Oh, and, as a side note: You can’t “become gay” because someone masturbated to your image… unless, of course, you masturbated to THEIR image, too.
A lot of people bike to work. It’s a cheaper method of transportation than a car (have you seen gas prices lately?), and it helps one to stay in shape and to become more healthy. How is that bad?
Dolphins are adorable mammals that frolic throughout the marine world. They’re gentle things, too. And, according to the Bible, God created ALL creatures, great and small, and that includes dolphins. Unless you can quote a verse that says otherwise.
My sisters text more than I do. They’re both straight. I tend to only text little messages to friends, messages that could easily be said aloud, but, unfortunately, some of my friends live a good distance away. I also use text messaging to inform my parents of things, such as acquiring an internship, without interrupting their work day.
Carpooling’s been used for years as a cost-effective way for individuals to travel to work. Saving money’s a good thing. Next.
“FYI” means “for your information”. I’ve yet to see a gay person use it.
My best male friend is as straight as they come. He loves Star Trek. Frankly, I couldn’t care less about most of the series. It simply doesn’t interest me.
People steal each other’s parking spots because they are idiots incapable of such basic concepts as common courtesy, not because they are gay.
Now, before you respond, I must ask that whoever responds to this be given the group’s brain. You clearly have a single brain shared amongst yourselves, or “articles” like this wouldn’t exist.
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6:06 am
When you get rid of your P.M.S. please re-post a comment.
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11:40 am
I’m a man. I don’t have a menstrual cycle, let alone PMS.
Are you scared by factual analysis, Bruce? You certainly seem to be.
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2:54 am
I do not believe you know what the word ‘factual’ means.
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1:33 am
is that seriously all you can say? wow…lame
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4:39 pm
I know you have no idea what the word “factual” means Alex Keating you made up every “fact” in your “article” to support your homophobic sexist viewpoint.
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1:32 am
i love this, and you…absolutely amazing retaliation
wanna go out sometime? 
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12:33 am
Young lady,
You’ve presented a typical liberal twisting of the facts to fit your Politically Correct view.
You say:
“Many of my friends use Apple computers and products. Many of my friends are ALSO heterosexual, and some of them are in committed, long-term relationships.”
But you don’t say that your friend that use Apple are not homo-lesbos.
We are aware of of the trickery of logic my friend.
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7:35 pm
Love this! At first, I thought the site was a joke…and I was like…”OMG, I must be a lesbian and not even know it!” But then I remembered that not only did I birth my own kids, but I enjoyed the conception part…a lot. But in all seriousness, isn’t it great to live in a country where you can’t get stoned for being stupid? I mean, think about it. The gays & lesbians and their sympathizers far out number the conservative Reich, I mean right. But really, I think that the 2 guys featured on the website should hook up…I mean out in the open this time. You might find that you enjoy your life a little bit more! In the meantime, keep up the great work! We need more people like you out there!
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2:44 pm
FYI: here is my fist. I live to fist those poo holes and pull out a delicious fist full of CORN LADEN POO! I pick out the corn and eat it for the most licious taste evar!
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9:15 am
your spillin’ has us illin’, strange christwire flock
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2:33 am
OS X in color on a Mac Plus? Cool!
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6:42 am
Alex is a 100% procent.
This is the most closed minded and mentally backward website I have yet ever to come across!
This is too funny to be true. Where were you guys raised? In a shack on mount everest? Underneath a stone?
Most things alex said in his long post is true.
“Are there large amounts of toilet paper missing from the company bathroom?
This could be because one of your co-workers is using it to plug up his anal wounds suffered during sinful nights of playing hide the sausage with Pedro the janitor”
HAHA, REALLY? So if someone at work might have used allot of toilet paper, because he or she has a stumach ache, that makes a person gay? Come on guys.
Also, im quite sure that god loves all and not just straight people. If he had to choose between a serial killer or a common gay man that has done nothing wrong, then im sure the gay person would be picked.
And also, you can not ” catch gay”
You are born with this.
Idiots
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4:57 pm
LOVE THE COCK, LOVE THE ASS, LOVE BEING GAY AND YES SATAN IS MY BFF!!!!
)))
- BOBO
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10:50 pm
You know, I used to be very anti-Christian before visiting your site. All of that ‘love thy neighbor’ blah blah blah, and ‘Christ is the epitome of love’ b.s. was very off-putting. Now I know that Christianity can represent the hatred that the scum of the earth deserve… well hallelujah, I think I’ve been saved!
Thank you.
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4:37 pm
The author of this article clearly has no idea what a gay person is actually like. He/She has probably never even SEEN one.
I feel sorry for you perpetuating your stupidity on the internet where millions of people can see it and laugh at you.
Here’s a tip: Get a Gaydar.
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3:00 pm
so anyone driving a prius who gets good gas mileage is likely to be gay? or what about the star trek fans, I am a avid star trek fan, acutally part of a star trek fan club. I am transgender and lesbian but I know thousands of star trek fans who are straight. as far as single mothers being gay, no how bout single mothers are likely to be those of abusive relationships who had the courage to get out of the relaitonship and put an end to the abuse that thier spouse was doing. as far as old ladies with cats, ladies with cats are just lonely and need some confort and a companion. I am a avid cat lover and I know that cats are not of stain, but a lovable and gentle creature from God. as far as mac users go, I work in the computer induistry and I know tons of people who are straight who use mac, I know more windows users that are gay then mac users.
Get your facts straight before posing stuff like this
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3:31 pm
My first thought was “Is this article for real?” then I realized that yes it is for real. So I ask my self, how can an author who talks about the unconditional love of God also talk about Hate. Hatred and finger pointing are the ways of Satan, not God. If the author of this article had truly read the Bible, he would have also read that God reserves the right to Judge a person’s soul for himself. My Church teaches us to Hate the sin but Love the sinner. Using some of the titles the author of this article has used doesn’t demonstrate that love in any manner. Now before you usurp God’s right to Judgment again, I am a happily married man of 14 years who is a leader in a Star Trek Club and like cake. I am a straight man who is tolerant of my fellow human beings regardless of their sexual orientations. I am also devote in my church.
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5:01 pm
He is filled with hatred because like a growing number of Christians he is unfortunately a hypocrite. His view is clearly “I am a good true Christian and love all of God’s people as long as they agree exactly with everything I say and are close minded and straight”
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5:07 pm
Indeed the truth comes out, they steal rituals from the pagans and called their gods devils! How disgusting it is that they think their god will always be seen righteous for he is the true prince of Darkness! He enslaves people as Christians and such, then bonds them to these iron chains and forces them to suffer eternal punishment from their natural indulgences. They are a dying breed thank thineself for they will fade into Satanism eventually.
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6:23 pm
Are you guys for real or is this for a tv prank show?
Anyway I must go to the local black mass where there will be loads of gay sex with the local vicar who is an American guy from iowa
Xxx
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8:20 pm
Is this supposed to be a Christian site. This is one of the reasons i dont identify with the christian religion anymore. I would like to see the look of the face of your god while he/she/it reads this
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4:16 pm
I can’t believe people left my religion for this.
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5:13 pm
I know right but between you and me Zeus. You got the last laugh really because what these “Christians” don’t realise is that Christianity “borrowed” many of its tales and traditions from pagan religions including the whole Jesus being the son of a god born on the 25th of December to a virgin mother and coming back from the dead three days after he sacrificed himself. For example your very own son, Dionysus, shares this tale with Jesus. Baal, Melqart, Adonis, Eshmun, Tammuz, Asclepius, Orpheus, Krishna, Ra, Osiris, Zalmoxis and Odin also are all male resurrection deities (Died and came back to life). Female examples are Inanna or Ishtar and Persephone
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5:17 pm
It’s true they did steal the same traditions from Pagans and them call them devils! How hypocritical! Christians are so amusing!
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6:00 pm
I know it is sites like these that make me laugh the most. These so called “Christians” don’t even understand their own supposed belief system.
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1:25 am
I am astonished as well as disgusted in not only your poor taste and total stereotyping, but bad grammar as well! (For someone who wants to be president, you should know that apostrophes are used to show possession, not plurality) Seriously? Apple is the devil? Plugging up anal wounds? Female boss? Not only do you sound homophobic (which makes me question YOUR sexuality, sir) but, also sexist. Who cares if a woman is a boss? Are you implying that woman are not capable of what men can do? Again, I am appalled.
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1:03 pm
You take homophobia to such an extreme that I don’t uunderstannd how anyone could possibly read this without laughing. It sounds so over the top it sounds like you, sir, are taking the piss.
Oh, and the dolphins thing? I did not know that they were creatures of Satan. Thanks. they just became my new favourite animal.
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6:03 pm
I would agree that it is so over the top it seems false but reading a few other articles on this site has convinced me otherwise. The writers actually believe what they are spewing out of their vile minds to be true
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3:02 am
Is this site for real? Or just a hoax and a whole lotta sarcasm? Because, frankly this shit is more funny than true. Honestly if any of these “indicators” of homogay (whatever the fuck that is) is true that’d probably mean half of this world is gay and so are these so called “reverends” and “brothers.” Frankly this is pathetic. Funny but extremely pathetic.
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12:20 am
What the hell is this horse shit? Like doing/ using any of these objects on this list make you gay..are you seriously that much of a dumb fuck? Get your facts straight before you try and judge anyone or a whole group of people. You seriously make Christians look like a piece of shit.
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4:31 am
My mum was widowed. Now she’s a single mum. I take it that makes her a spawn of satan? Fuck you, christwire.
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8:11 pm
As my large comment does not appear to have been posted I shall post it in parts:
Part 1
As a liberal (READ: not bigoted homophobic racist or xenophobic) British heterosexual male (usually I wouldn’t feel the need to stress that as it isn’t anyone’s business besides my own but something gives me the feeling that my response would make you wrongly assume I was gay) of 21 years I find myself highly irritated by your article and will display my views on each point you make below for you to read. I know it is long but you could at least do the decent thing and actually read what I have to say. I took the time to read your highly offensive article the least you could do is take a moment to actually read my argument. You never know you might learn something. Doubtful but I live in hope (I have kept my responses under the same headings as in your article for easy cross-reference)
“Do they insist on using a Mac?”
This is just stupid. Just because the whole fact the logo being an apple, (big surprise by the way the APPLE Company having an APPLE logo who’d have thought of that.) you assume it is a logo of sin. I am going to go out on a limb here and say that the sin you are talking about is the original sin the whole eating of the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge? Ok, first it is never specified what fruit the forbidden fruit is in the bible (it is referred to as the forbidden fruit throughout) and secondly seriously that is your only link between the two?
What studies show that gay people and only gay people use macs? If you are going to reference fake studies make up a title for them it makes it seem much more official (as shown in the study into titles and their believability carried out by the ministry of bullshittery in 2010) If you stumbled across a genuine study that proves that (and by genuine I mean one carried out by an impartial source not some homophobic “researcher” with too much time on his/her hands.) provide a link next time so people who doubt you can cross check your “research”. As for the whole results I’d say they were a steaming pile of horse manure. I’ve known many heterosexual people who use Macs and every gay person I have known is a windows user.
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8:11 pm
Part 2:
“Do they drive a Prius?”
So driving a Prius instantly means you are gay? Driving a car that uses less oil then usual American gas-guzzling cars is gay? A car that will give off less carbon dioxide is gay? Carbon dioxide is a known contributing factor in global warming. Global warming is happening and yes the earth does go through cycles of warming and cooling but it is rapidly being sped up by the effect humankind is having on the world. So now caring about the world is gay? The world your god is credited with creating. Pretty sure that he’d (I assume you think god is male) be pissed with you destroying his creation and gift to mankind by polluting the air and water with the toxic fumes from gas-guzzling cars.
“Or a Mini-Cooper?”
Mini-coopers are not a gay symbol in Europe. Most of the time I’ve seen them driven by women and the only guy I know who drives one is straight. I cannot deny that on the whole Europe is an accepting continent. This is not a bad thing acceptance is good and from what I have always understood from what I know of the teachings of Jesus Christ something that should be strived for. However they have not “taken over the continent” many places still suffer from homophobia.
As for the whole point of European homosexuals being into more hard-core sexual acts and rape, this is just a load of rubbish. Just because someone is homosexual doesn’t mean they are into rape nor does it mean you will get raped by that person.
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8:13 pm
Part 3:
“With an Obama bumper sticker on the back?”
Barack Obama is in my opinion one of the best things to have happened to America lately. Your country would benefit greatly because of him, hopefully become more accepting and less hated by the rest of the world. (The world DOES hate you at the moment all your running around getting involved in stuff that doesn’t concern you under the pretence of protecting democracy world-wide. You are not the world’s police force stop acting like it)
Liberals are not “mostly gay” Me and most of my friends my immediate family and myself are liberal and only three or four of them are gay (or at least out of the closet). Hell, the only thing that winds me up and I cannot tolerate is intolerance and I am straight. The homosexual community like every other race and creed out there deserve equal rights. Your bible states that god created everyone equally and therefore each person deserves equal treatment and rights. Also as god creates everyone the way they are and as being gay is taken to be a mainly from birth god must have created them with the intention of being homosexual so by that logic how could god hate homosexuality?
“Have they ever asked you to go to the theater?”
The theatre (correct spelling there) is not a solely gay activity. Yes some gay people like to go to the occasional theatrical production, stereotypical the musical variety. This doesn’t mean that everyone who enjoys it is gay. I take it you have a television or have at least watched your fair share. Plays are the exact same thing as any fictional show on television the only difference being there are people in front of you performing rather than images on a little flickering screen.
Also rape? Really? You are expecting to get so bored you fall asleep and get raped? In a public place? In front of hundreds of people? In a semi-lit room? I recommend you actually take a trip to a theatre before assuming it is a boring place solely invented as a way for homosexuals to bore and rape their fellow work colleagues. As stated earlier a play is just the same as a movie except it is live instead of recorded. Stuff happens in it.
“Are there single moms in the office?”
Single mums are obviously lesbians. Why on earth did I not realise that before? Oh wait, I remember now. I AM NOT A MORON! Have you actually considered that the reason some mothers are single is that is the man’s fault? Ever heard of something called adultery? It is something that happens in the real world. Men (not all but some) can and do cheat on their wives. There are a number of reasons why marriages don’t work out. Surprise is it isn’t always the fact that the mother is a whore or a lesbian. My mother is single not because she is a whore or a lesbian, she is single because my dad made the decision to leave because he wanted to leave. Many are likely to stay single because of time restraints, some don’t even want to try and find someone else. They cannot go out and find another husband because they are doing their best to raise their children. Their children are their number one priority, hardly sounds like a lesbian whore who will “flash their milksacs” (they are called breasts, not a dirty word guys a scientific one milksacs just sounds derogatory) at any man who walks by. Sounds like a caring mother to me. Whilst on the subject would a lesbian really flash a man? I think not. Clue is in the name there. They are lesbians. They are not attracted to men, flashing a man would be pointless.
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8:14 pm
Part 4:
“Are there large amounts of toilet paper missing from the company bathroom?”
Another great point guys. Everyone knows that the sole use of toilet paper is to mop up any blood from a good hard anal session. Wait a second. This means I’ve been using it for the completely wrong reason all this time. I’ve been using it to ensure my arse is clean after I have taken a poo. The only reason a toilet runs out of toilet paper is that it has been used to wipe up after using the toilet for what it is designed to do. Ever tried to slow down a bleeding cut with a piece of toilet paper? It isn’t very effective. Blood just soaks right through and you are stuck holding a bloody tissue and still bleeding. The shortage can be explained by a number of reasons. Maybe the food was a little bad at last night’s company party. There could also be the fact it is a COMPANY toilet. Those and public toilets never have loo paper. Simple explanation: THEY GET USED FOR POO PEOPLE WIPE AFTER TAKING A DUMP. As it is a company toilet lots of people use it throughout the day unless you are very lucky and use it early in the day you are unlikely to find paper there.
Also a side note. Watching who goes into the bathroom and how often is wrong. Documenting it in a presentation is even worse. Firstly, there is a possibility that whoever is using it is suffering from a bladder or colon related problem and have to frequently use a toilet. Secondly, the frequency of their toilet visits is not going to get them fired unless your boss wants to be sued for unlawful dismissal. Finally and most importantly, It can and more than likely will lead to yourself getting in trouble with your boss and you could end up losing your job for harassment.
“Do their earphones secretly lead to a hidden ipod?”
Again you talk about the evils of apple. Have you considered that their iPod (capital “P” in iPod there as is necessary) contains Christian hymns? Could happen. You can put anything on the little mp3 players. All that the use of an iPod is that the person likes listening to something whilst getting on with their work. Highly doubtful they are listening to Lady Gagag or the Inbred Clown Posse pretty sure they don’t exist unless of course you mean Lady GaGa and the Insane Clown Posse. (Do some research idiots that way you look less stupid as you get the names correct.) No one is likely going to touch your penis or rape you in the bathroom because a little voice in their ear tells them to. Not everyone is a mindless moron. People think for themselves.
Also a vibrate function on an iPod? Really haven’t done research there. There isn’t one, only really phones with that. Highly unlikely someone would use it in public anyway even if there was. Another thing it isn’t just lesbians that use sex toys wake up to the 21st century for the love of god!
“Do you often hear brags of excessive alcoholism?”
Straight people drink. Straight people drink a lot. Not because they are feeling ashamed or filling a void but because they want to. Some like the taste some just even like the affect. Some heavy drinkers out there go to church. Getting drunk doesn’t lead to you suddenly becoming gay. Yes, it leads to you becoming less in control of your actions but you are not going to suddenly want to have gay sex just because of drinking you still remain straight if you are straight. Even if it did, drinking whilst ashamed or depressed just makes you more ashamed and depressed you will go home alone and cry from depression.
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8:15 pm
Part 5:
“Do the warehouse guys roughhouse in a gay manner?”
Roughhousing is a natural occurrence. It happens all the time in nature it is basically practice for defending a territory, mate or food source from a rival. It is survival practice nothing more. Also how is getting masturbated over going to get you sent to hell? It is not their fault if someone of the same sex is attracted to them. It is a bit like saying a woman is guilty of premarital sex or adultery because some guy masturbated over the thought of her, she has nothing to do with the act. I believe that there is a god but it is a just and fair god that will not punish someone to eternal damnation for something they have no control over. Also “excludes them from not going to Hell” is incredibly bad English, don’t use double negatives.
“Is there vegetarian food in the office fridge?”
Again with the false studies. A lack of protein does not make someone gay. It can make them more prone to illness but not gay. I am a proud STRAIGHT vegetarian. It is a choice I made many years ago and will not turn back on. As for adding meat into their meals, you are an insensitive jerk who could be arrested for such an act. Have you considered that there is an actual medical reason why the person isn’t eating meat? Can happen, congratulations you’ve just potentially murdered someone. Or maybe they’ve been a vegetarian for so long they can no longer digest meat and will throw it back up. Well done on poisoning a fellow worker. Good luck looking for a new job without a good reference and/or the prison sentence as that has just got you fired. As for filling the company fridge with ribs and bacon well done on trying to starve people you dickhead I hope you suffer.
“Does the woman next to you smell of cats?”
A person who likes cats is gay? Stupid again, no real connection there. If any animal was going to be a satanic animal it would be the snake, you know like the one in your story where it convinces Eve to eat the forbidden fruit. And as for spreading herpes through bathroom seats. This is a load of crap. It cannot happen; it has been proven for decades that a person cannot catch a STI through shared toilet seats.
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3:08 pm
Jonny, you are amazing. Thanks for pointing out the obvious that these people are missing… I’m glad SOMEONE’S open-minded!
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5:27 pm
Cheers Amberly
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8:16 pm
Part 6:
“When there is a birthday, does one person hog all the cake?”
Fat people are not all gay I’d have thought you being an American would know that (no offence meant to any right-minded thinking Americans who read this it is just let’s face it statistically America is a country suffering with obesity.) Maybe they just eat a lot of cake because they like the taste and stereotypically fat people are very happy so no loss in self-respect there. They are “gorging” themselves because they like food.
“Is there a moped in the employee parking lot?”
News flash. America DOES NOT get its oil (or gas as you call it) from American companies most of your “gas” is imported from other companies world-wide because it is cheaper to do it including several Russian companies. The Russians own a lot of oil fields by the way. Your “great industry” isn’t an American industry; it is a world-wide trade your companies probably sell it mainly to other companies. Also as with the Prius argument it is better for the environment. I cannot see the link between a moped and instantly meaning a really disgusting sex act that I doubt even exists. Learn the definition of liberal for the love of all humankind. Liberal does not equal gay you xenophobic intolerant bastards.
“Has anyone been recently caught glimpsing other fellows penises at the urinals?”
I must admit the whole thing of guys looking at other guys pissing weirds me out a little bit. Doesn’t necessarily make that person gay though. And hitting someone round the head with a heavy book and then pissing on them whilst they are down is illegal, a little thing called battery. Plus urinating on someone is a sexual act it is called a golden shower. Jesus did not approve of violence as a Christian you should know that he said to turn the other cheek with regards to someone slapping you in the face so hardly likely to approve of you wandering into toilets with a bible (bit weird that you’d take one to use a urinal, how are you supposed to hold that and your penis whilst urinating?) and waking some random stranger who hasn’t done anything wrong.
“Is your boss a woman?”
Out dated and sexist remark. By this you are in actuality saying women are not equal. Women are just as good as a leader as a man, some would say better (I say different and equal not going to say one sex is better because I believe that both sexes are equal, different but equal) Bulldog lesbians? Really where is your proof? I have known many women in leadership position most happily married to a man. No one understands “‘stop’, ‘no’, and ‘don’t’, as ‘yes please rape me for your fake penis’.” Just because a woman is in power doesn’t mean they are going to use it for liberal gains (which is not a bad thing you bigoted idiots) Also on a personal note I hope that there is commercialised space travel by the time Sarah Palin becomes president as the world would be in big trouble with a bigoted fool in charge of a self-righteous country with nuclear capabilities that already seems hell-bent on imposing their views on the world.
“Is the receptionist a man?”
Again sexist. Just because a man is a receptionist doesn’t make him gay and if he is it doesn’t mean he fancies you. Also again with the ridiculous notion that a homosexual masturbating over you means you are gay this doesn’t happen you idiots. You cannot be made gay! You’ll likely be called into the bosses office for intolerant behaviour for avoiding someone because they are different you pathetic idiots.
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9:21 pm
Jonny,
Nobody will actually read anything you posted as it is evil and obviously very homogay. It is my belief that God has probably ignored you for a very long time because of your homogay beliefs.
Male receptionists are obviously homogays. It doesn’t take a purified and religious mind to see that, it’s just common sense.
I pray for your soul!!!!
–The Rev.
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9:28 pm
Yes, say prayers and sit back in your cowardly house abomination of mankind! Allow your god to enslave you!
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9:29 pm
Do NOT use the name Rev! That is disrespecting the greatest drummer of all time!
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7:51 am
Joseph
Do not insult me by praying for my soul, I do not want your pity or prayer. It isn’t common sense any fool would know that it is stereotyping. It is taking a outdated belief and making a wide general sweeping generalisation.
Also Quick question if “Nobody will actually read anything” I have posted how do you know my views on the whole male receptionist not always being gay? To know that you’d have had to have read them or at least be someone who knows me and I know no one who is as closed minded as you seem to be. By commenting on my post you have nullified your point that no one reads my posts
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3:10 pm
I read all of his posts and I’m straight. Just throwing that out there. Oh, and “god” wouldn’t ignore him if your god were the god he says he is.
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8:15 am
I have more to share but this website is not publishing my larger comments concerning this article.
“Does anyone ride their bike to work?”
Third time you brought up caring about the environment to mean you are gay. This time you have chosen to take a form of exercise to mean you are gay as well. I suppose by that logic walking the two minutes down the road to the shop to mean you are gay as well rather than health concerned. The tight shorts actually have nothing to do with being gay they are to do with reducing chafing because it hurts cycling for long distances with baggy clothes.
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8:21 am
Scratch that it is publishing my comments just not the part where I mock your so called research team
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8:16 am
“Are there dolphin calendars?”
Dolphins gay? Not really no. Yes, they are known to rape other dolphins and other sea animals. This isn’t necessarily done to the same sex usually the opposite sex to be honest. They do this because like humans they enjoy sex. They are one of the few species out there (possibly the only other one on this earth I am not sure) that gets pleasure from sex. The only message that displaying a dolphin calendar or poster is: “Hey, everyone look I like dolphins!” You complain to HR about a dolphin calendar and show them this article the best you can hope for is getting laughed out of the office. However I think getting sent on a tolerance course is more likely.
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8:19 am
“Are there some who text on their phones more than work?”
You really like your fake studies don’t you? Yes, texting is often used as a way to coordinate two or more people meeting up. I shall let you in on a little secret. This is all very hush-hush so don’t go telling anyone this ok? There is indeed a reason for texting to arrange meet-ups and the like. The reason is this… it is a form of communication. Shocker, I know take a few moments to recover there. It is a form of communication much like letter writing but faster. It is used primarily to get in contact with someone occasionally because the person is unable to talk at that precise moment. For a website you sorry excuse for people seem to hate technology. Also “tenancies” I take it from the context you don’t mean rentals and the likes I take it you mean tendencies as in mannerisms. At least proof-read your rubbish articles before posting.
“Is there a group that carpools?”
Wow another transport problem didn’t see that one coming. Maybe they are carpooling because more people in a car means fewer cars on the road during the rush hour periods. Fewer cars mean less pollution less pollution means the environment could survive better. Also as you have pointed out “gas prices go up” meaning it is becoming more and more expensive to run a car. Therefore it is cheaper to share that cost between people who live and work nearby you. Hence the whole carpool idea. Nothing gay about that. Again you are misinformed you cannot be turned gay by listening to Barry Manilow or exposure to gay people.
Finally, you have gone on and on about getting your co-worker fired for being gay with ease by confronting your boss with the pathetic “evidence” in the above sections of the article, yet fail to actually highlight the genuine offence that could get a person fired. Demanding oral or anal sex in return of a lift is actually sexual harassment if this were to happen (which is highly unlikely to happen anywhere outside a porn set) you could press charges and win the court case also it may result in the offending co-worker losing their job.
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8:19 am
“Does anyone use the term “FYI”?”
The term “FYI” has always stood for “For Your INFORMATION” the “I” has never nor will ever stand for Anus. How idiotic can you get? Again with the claiming of non-existent studies, if the studies exist give a reference or at least name them so your readers can see the “evidence” for themselves. The study if it did exist would also be a load of old crap. The gay community are not less intelligent then straight people some of the greatest thinkers and inventors of all time were gay. Besides if being gay meant you were less creative it wouldn’t affect spelling or grammar ability. That all comes from the logical parts of the brain not the creative parts. The creative parts actually affect your skills as a writer. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateralization_of_brain_function#Left_vs._right a link to a Wikipedia article that states this to be true and yes Wikipedia isn’t always correct but at least I have an actual reference that people can use to back up my point). Besides I have a gay friend who is a writer (can’t get more creative than that) and a gay friend training to be a lawyer (which wouldn’t be possible if he was stupid). I’d concentrate on your own grammar and spelling before insulting that of others.
“Are there any Star Trek fans?”
Yes, some (hardly most to be honest I can only think of one) of the Star Trek cast are gay in real life. But gay actors don’t necessarily make a show or character gay, and even if there is a gay character it doesn’t mean the show is actually gay unless the show is actually about gay people having sex with one another. (Which incidentally means what you are more likely to have stumbled into watching is a gay porno rather than an ordinary show) Also there is a difference between Sci-Fi and witchcraft. Sci-Fi shows like Star Trek deals in stuff like space travel and aliens not witchcraft. They travel through that big vast space our little planet floats in called the universe and unless you are very backwards and believe that the stars, sun and moon just hang in the sky and we are on the only planet that has ever existed it is not witch-craft. Witch-craft solely concerns the use of magic which is something that is not real. The whole world has known that there is more than one planet in the universe for centuries now (maybe even thousands of years) and you should get with the times and read a book besides the bible if you believe there is just one planet in this universe.
“Has anyone recently tried to steal your parking spot?”
Yes there are people who steal parking spots out there. They are called dickheads and not necessarily gay. Gay people are not the only person with entitlement issues as you put it. All people have entitlement issues every single person has thought at least one point in their life: “I really deserve that.” The shocker is they don’t always deserve it. You don’t deserve the precious air you use whilst ranting your gibberish bigoted rubbish but you still get it. Besides unless the parking spot has your name on it or you are about to park there, it isn’t your property. It belongs to whoever got there first. Bumper stickers are not placed on the back of liberal cars to mock you. You make a mockery of yourselves by articles like this one. There is nothing decent (or Christian for that matter) about your “Christian ideals” The New Testament (that’s the one with Jesus in it by the way, the one you supposedly follow) preaches acceptance. The Old Testament is the one with a wrathful god in it. If you are going to take that as god’s and have the whole archaic belief that women are the lesser sex and homosexuality is wrong, don’t be a hypocrite by picking and choosing what to follow. Have the decency to stick to every little rule because there are many and I guarantee you do not stick to each one.
That is my take on your article and I doubt very much you read it, too long and well thought out for your bigoted minds to handle. I add one final note to my argument homosexuals are not called “homogay”. That is not even a word and either the homo or gay part of that nonsense is unnecessary. It is like saying Catholic-Christian, Car-vehicle, idiot-stupid, or Christwire writer-bigoted moron. The first part and last part mean the exact same thing so half the made up word is redundant. Also, as I like to include in many of my responses to your idiotic ramblings, if any of this comes across as congratulatory to you, you are sadly mistaken it is sarcasm. I AM MOCKING YOU, YOU INTOLERANT MORONS.
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8:26 am
And just so you all know I felt duty bound to include the rest of my response mainly out of spite for the Reverend Joseph Filigree I’d have stopped earlier on but apparently no one reads my “evil” comments and still know what is said in them. Also you don’t have a research team or any studies/evidence to support any of the views stated in the article
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3:58 am
Wow. You really need to get a life man.
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3:04 pm
Ok. Really? This is what you think about homosexuals? My mom and her wife have three children together. Been together for three years. My mom hates cats. She doesn’t drive a “mini cooper” or an electric car. She is an individual who just so happens to love someone of the same sex. All of you wacko Christians need be a little more open-minded about things. You tell me the day you decided to “be straight”. You are born gay just as you are born straight. All of you make me sick. You’re talking about gays like you would a fucking pedophile. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Get a life and quit trying to ruin others.
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5:03 am
The ‘British version of the Prius’ is NOT the Mini Cooper, which is made by BMW.
We have the actual Prius here in the UK too you idiots. Do your research.
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5:55 am
I know that there are homogays in my office because most of the warning signs listed in this article are present. Also, local wildlife is routinely present in the surrounding area outside as I have seen through the picture window in the beige painted break room.
The abundance of emboldened wildlife is a clear sign that homogays are present because if you were a deer, wouldn’t you go where you knew no one would blow your head off? We all know that homogays are too cowardly to own weapons and even if they did, how could they possibly shoot a glock with limp wrists? Damned fools would knock themselves out from the recoil.
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3:50 am
This is the funniest article I’ve read in a long time. Praise the Lord for his great sense of humour..
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11:20 am
Is this supposed to be a joke?
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