3D Porn makes woman PREGNANT
I came across this rather disturbing story and thought I would share.
A white Rexburg, Idaho woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant while watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the child’s father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.
His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived while watching a porn movie in 3D. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies because of her Religion, and that she went to watch it to experience the effects of 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.
Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
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6:37 pm
Well that’s a load of bull. The only, I repeat ONLY possibility here is that the woman was unfaithful and is too chicken to fess up to her husband. It is absolutely impossible to get pregnant by watching 3D porn. That’s like saying that the people who go to the 3D Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios are at risk of actually being eaten by the T-rex.
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1:17 am
strangely I agree with you!
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2:48 pm
Suzan, You obviously haven’t met everyone who hates you. You may believe in god, but calling Gay people devils and syaing they deserve to die is too far, GOD ISN’T REAL, and thats my opinion
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10:18 am
That’s not the only possibility Claire, another possibility is that the story is fake.
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8:15 pm
As far as I know, we’re not desert geckos, and therefore we cannot get pregnant on our own, without being impregnated by a member of the opposite sex.
Also, the first 3D pornographic movie was released one or two months ago, maybe. And, if the little kid in the picture is the baby in question, seeing that he was already born (and assuming you know that a pregnancy lasts 9 months), your story simply cannot be. It’s a lie.
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8:26 pm
It’s not only God that can work miracles, but Satan can also pull a few tricks himself. Be vigilant.
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8:34 pm
God and the Devil are opposites. God is Life, and, therefore, the Devil represents Death. How can a being in charge of bringing destruction and sorrow give life to a new human? And being the mother a religious woman, nonetheless.
And, if the Devil really can create new life, how and why did God let this happen?
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1:20 am
I am not saying it’s real I am just reporting it. I think she should be ashamed for cheating on her husband that was fighting for his country.
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8:01 am
The artical is NOT real, its a fake. So we know say that she has a black husband or boyfriend who knocked her up.
what i mean is since the story is a FAKE
we cant say she cheated on any one.
its late and im on pain killers, but what you should have said is :IF it is real, then she should be ashamed for cheating”
but since its a fake story, no one can say she cheated on any one.
*in major pain waiting for low priority ambulance to turn up. i cant feel my right leg andcant move my left*
Lady Susan. i think we can take the story as intended and just have a laugh.
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8:16 pm
the lord works in mysterious ways. like creating bat-shit crazy people!
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8:23 pm
Like Claire
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8:58 pm
And how am I bat-shit crazy?
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9:08 pm
Having to ask that question is one of the symptoms of mental illness.
Please see a good Christian counselor.
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9:14 pm
In fact, denying it is the first symptom. Questioning it is the best way of proving sanity.
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9:09 pm
Ignore them, Claire. They just ran out of ways to make their arguments more solid and now they’re just insulting.
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11:39 pm
Correct me if I am wrong, but you have spent more time on this website than any other visitor ever. Yet you’re still here complaining. Get a fucking life Claire. Don’t you have any friends?
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1:14 am
Satan is her only friend.
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1:24 am
ahhh, claire is an evil sinner but we love her…because Jesus told us to!
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11:34 am
I’ve spent more time on here than any other visitor ever? Where’s your proof of this?
And yes, I do have a life and friends.
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11:39 am
Cats don’t count as friends.
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11:46 am
“I’ve spent more time on here than any other visitor ever.”
Probably more than the other top five posters here. Good of you to finally admit it.
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4:34 pm
not YOU clair; i’m talking about the premise.
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5:06 pm
I bet claire has more morality points than any of us! how sad!
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8:17 pm
This proves that science can’t explain everything.
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8:41 pm
You know what’s funny? You’re half right, science can’t explain everything, but not because of this. All this proves is that this woman’s idiot husband bought the her excuse when the reality is she fucked a dude behind his back.
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9:35 pm
Science can’t explain anything. If you want answers, read the Good and Holy Bible.
Science is full of lies and duplicity.
The Bible is full of truth.
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9:37 pm
Leviticus says that sinners must die. Jesus says that they should not. Who is right?
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8:58 am
yes it does explain everything. it explains to the husband what a horrible person she is to have cheated. science is necessary in everything.
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8:20 pm
The baby is probably homogay. I’ll bet this is how they are reproducing.
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8:40 pm
A simple question: Could you stop being redundant? Say either ‘homosexual’ or ‘gay’. Seeing that invention of yours, ‘homogay’, in every comment won’t make people take you seriously. In fact, I can’t help but giggling a bit.
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8:57 pm
i’d like more educated conjecture on homogay baby reproduction. did he self-reproduce instantly in the theatre, inspired by the movie?
but if it’s some sort of immaculate conception, its going to make for some interesting new bible stories. think of the seasonal games and divinity displays!
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9:32 pm
That was a simple question. You’re not stupid-dumb are you?
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9:41 pm
Stop being vague and answer properly.
Again. COULD you stop being redundant? Yes or no?
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10:04 pm
I do not believe you know what the word ‘redundant’ means.
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10:08 pm
Do you know what redundant means Alex? It means to use words that mean the same thing in the same sentence. ‘Homo’ is short for homosexual. ‘Gay’ is a term that applies to a homosexual male. ‘Homogay’ is a fake word that you all made up as a piss-poor attempt at a slur towards gay people. It’s also redundant. The fact that you had to be educated on what two words mean when you have a clear hatred for people who identify themselves under those words shows just how little you really know.
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11:05 am
I prefer the more appropriate “homoqueer.” “Homogay” implies a certain level of happiness and we all know that “homoqueers” have no happiness.
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9:11 pm
Well, I think we should all be offended by the use of the word preg***t.
That word is full of sexual innuendo and should be avoided in a public forum lest the children hear it and then go out and do it.
“With child” is the appropriate term I believe.
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9:18 pm
But “with child” conveys the same message – someone had sex.
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9:32 pm
Hey Brian, are you gay?
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9:38 pm
If by gay you mean “love the lord” then yes, I’m gay.
However, if what you mean is “do I like to take hot tub sex baths with smooth young men” then no, I am not gay.
Why, are you coming on to me?
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10:12 pm
Well, considering how you said this:
“The Gays are Liars
One of the sure signs that someone is a gay is denial. The gays are always denying they’re gay. They are such liars.
So, if you ask someone if they are a gay, and they deny it, they are a gay.
You’re welcome.”
It means that any attempt to deny that you are gay instantly means that you actually are gay. Which puts you between a rock and a hard place if YOU are ever asked that question.
Because I asked this and you said you were NOT gay, it instantly means that you ARE indeed gay according to your own logic. Congratulations on recreating the “Witch Paradox”.
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7:19 am
Uh oh, did someone take introduction to logic in community college?
You’re a clever little minx, ain’t cha?
That’s the sort of clever wordplay at which the homo-gays excel.
Are you one of those homo-gays?
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1:41 pm
What, you mad that someone pointed out your own stupidity? Are you also mad that you’re too stupid to know that I’m a guy? Or do you think that all women are inferior to men and believe I am inferior to you, thus you believe I’m a woman?
I’d say that the mind of a crazy Christian works in mysterious ways, if they even had a mind to begin with.
By the way, you’re totally gay.
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1:46 pm
L.N, that is no way for a young lady to talk to a man of God.
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5:09 pm
but LN you have said multiple times thay you are a lesbian! are you also a liar?
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9:44 pm
henry james and i prefer ‘corrupted’.
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9:33 pm
A black baby? That poor girl.
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9:04 am
wow people like you make me ashamed to even consider myself Christian. God loves everyone but sometimes I seriously reconsider that when I see hardcore racists like you. I mean, how can anyone love you?
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9:42 pm
I can’t believe how you’re all missing what has happened here. This child is the second coming of Jesus. A little later than expected, but he’s here. This is immaculate conception if ever I saw it. Certainly the 21st century three wise men, August, Stephenson and Tyler will visit him bearing gifts.
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9:45 pm
this is the second Coming, alright, and 3D!
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1:34 am
I think it is the anti christ
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9:46 pm
God; He’s a Dog, ain’t He?
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10:55 am
Just another proof of the fact that “White chics love big black dicks”
I tell this from personal experience, my white bitch just can’t get enough of my 9″ dick, I don’t think any white man can satisfy her now.
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10:57 am
You only got 9″, man? Sorry about that!
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5:10 pm
go back to washington mr. obama!
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2:25 am
watch it there toots, before I’ll whip mine out
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2:26 am
Watch out white women! This is the face of ObamaCare! Get used to having black babies, bitches!
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4:53 pm
Don’t you think you’re fast at calling anyone the anti-christ? o.O
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6:08 am
No one actually thinks this is a real story do they? Even religious folk can’t be that stupid? Wait…. http://coffeelovingskeptic.com/?p=613
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5:00 pm
Daniel from Brazil: I got pregnant my wife through the web cam! But the baby came out with USB cable! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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6:40 am
I get it. Mary watched a 3D porno starring God.
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10:27 pm
Surely none of you idiots actually believed this article that The Onion “reported” in 2010….right?
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