9 Closet Homogay Hollywood Actors
Tommy Lee Jones
Tommy Lee Jones is a man’s man; or so he would like you to believe. Not many people remember, but he had a homogay affair with Al Gore during his college years. This all came out a few years ago but was quickly swept under the rug by the liberal agenda in an attempt to make Al look better for the lies he spread in the speech he gave that he called a movie.
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Tom Skerrit
You probably haven’t heard of this guy, but he has a surprisingly long homogay movie career. It started way back in 1986 when he played Tom Cruises gay lover in Top Gun and even spanned over two millennia with his re-occurring role on homogay sausage smoking sitcom “Will and Grace”. Don’t let his down home demeanor fool you, if you turn your back he will only try to rape your children.
Ed Harris
Like Tommy, Ed would like you to believe he is in no way homogay; do not. Watching the way he looks at the leading men he so often plays opposite of, like Russell Crow and Nicholas Cage, you can tell there is nothing but lust behind his old scheming eyes. Is it a surprise that he is never a leading man, and never has relations on-screen with women of any kind, even old hags? Instead, he spends most of his time homogaying it up in movies with fellow homogay…
Bill Paxton
When gay people buy calendars, they prefer the sort that has Bill Paxton shirtless. A recent study by the research team here at Christwire has uncovered that 90% of the households in the United States that allow homogays to roam free have at least one half-naked picture of Mr. Paxton, either hanging on the bathroom wall or hiding under the bed with all the other homogay pornography. He has also been seen playing a gay character on Frasier, along with fellow openly gay Kelsey Grammar and the short British guy who no one cares about but is definitely a feminine.
Steve Buschemi
While generally considered unattractive by god fearing women, the homogay community considers him to be a raw hunk of man flesh. He got most of his roles by sleeping with openly gay director Quentin Tarintino and helping him find little boys to rape. He was good at this because as you can tell by his jawline he used to be a pedophile with a van full of candy. Which would be the perfect role for him.
Val Kilmor
Men who wear their hair long and blond are usually not Samson from the old Bible tales, but rather homogays who play one good role opposite Kurt Russel then do a whole slew of other movies that make Jesus cry. His sin has begun to show on his waistline, as the once leading actor has now been reduced supporting roles for fat guys. His homogay is expected to be released soon, however, just as the donuts released his bulbous ass.
Wesley Snipes
If he wasn’t before, he is surely tasting man-sausage now. Many don’t know this, but Wesley Snipes is in prison. His heathen ways finally caught up to him and he is now homogaying for protection in the big house! He also played a transvestite in a movie, prancing around in dresses which no doubt he is getting plenty of practice at now. I hope he has stocked up on cigarettes, as that and his loose and ravaged manhole will be his only means of currency for the next two years.
Cillian Murphy
His eyes are that of a woman who wears animal-tested makeup. Many of his roles are on the edge of gayness and opposite other strapping young non homogays like Christian Bale as well as those who are openly gay like Chris Evans. A closer look reveals he is also a vegetarian, and Irish, which are both red flags that he also loves anal sex.
Adam Sandler
Sandler has tried to play the man-role in many different bad comedies. However, if you keep stringent watch on what is going on, you will also find he likes to surround himself with homogays. He even accepted a role in which he played a guy pretending to be a homogay then blackmailed great American Dan Akroyd into being in the movie as well. He is also Jewish, which has been documented to be a source of homogay for many others such as Sammy Davis Jr, Rod Carew, and Hitler.
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Author: Alex Keating
Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.
7:48 pm
I love homos! They get to play in poop holes and taste the delicious corn laden poo of each others dicks!
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11:45 pm
ewwwww
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8:15 am
You kidding? That’s fucking delicious.
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11:51 pm
Thank you for doing to research so we know whose movies to avoid. Just one wrong viewing and your son can make the wrong the life style choice.
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8:38 am
your English is crap and you have a small mind. I think you have been subject of some homo stuff. Who is this obsessed with gay stuff? I think you all need help.
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9:31 am
You have been misguided and are buying into the gay agenda, Bart! Repent!
Before the Lord our God strikes you down. You should feel ashamed of your antics.
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6:48 pm
ha fuck the lord fuck your god fuck every god known to man i’m still standing bitch why don’t you fucking wake up and realize earths millions of years old and we evolved and are not done evolving and there isn’t a heaven or hell get the fuck over yourself everyone who posts anything on here are the most psychotic people living on this planet and should all kill themselves so you can spend your happy lives in your so called heaven. but don’t be mad at me if i’m standing over your grave laughing cause your just dead and buried underground lmao this is so much fun have a nice day
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2:29 pm
Shut up stupid cunt!
I put tits on you to make you take it in the pussy, not open your mouth and scare dick away.
You’re just another reason why I have gays on earth.
You don’t open your slut legs so, guys turn to banging each other.
Stupid cunt.
- God.
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12:04 pm
I have NEVER heard the term ‘Homogays’ before!!
It is quite obvious to me that Mr Keating is in fact an
I D I O T !
Most Republicans are.. one that are in search of ‘communists’ certainly are and those that give an iota of any sort of credential to that ‘moron’ Sarah Palin most definitely are!
Most of the soon to be ‘outed’ list is just plain laughable!
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12:11 pm
Alex Keating is a well respected national figure. Please watch what you say.
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12:20 pm
because you pleasure yourself to him every night doesnt make him a national figure
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10:56 pm
…and the sith lord scores a well deserved point for team-logic…
well done, sir
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8:15 pm
OH HELLS YEAH!
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5:59 pm
Don’t be missled: the Alex Keating that is a well respected national figure is this one: http://www.bluffmagazine.com/players/alex-keating/39766/player-profile.asp
I don’t know if this is just a coincidence in names, or authors in this site using fake names, or this Alex Keating being indeed the professional poker player.
In the first case, that breaks your claim. On the second case, not only your claim falls down, but you are also lying with the use of fake names. On the third case, your claim would stand, but then you would be supporting the candidature to the Presidency of someone who makes a living off gambling; and who would actually be lying with a fake picture either here or on the sources about his poker career.
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6:03 pm
My apologies, forgot to source the point on supporting the candidature: the source is in this very site – http://christwire.org/2011/06/announcing-alex-keating-for-president-2012-down-with-homogay/
Let me clarify that the “you” in “…you would be supporting the candidature…” was meant to be plural, not directly referring to August, but to Christwire as an entity. Just after hitting the Submit button I realized the ambiguity on that wording.
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9:32 am
You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.
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6:30 pm
This is too funny. While there are so many things I want to address I’m going to address Steve Buscemi.
You think Buscemi is gay because he’s in a lot of Tarintino films and may not be the most attractive man in Hollywood? Did it ever cross your mind that Steve Buscemi is a brilliant and wonderful actor, that his looks aren’t typical for actors but that he is valued for more than his appearance.
Get a clue you simple minded, ignorant, bafoon. If you truly valued Jesus Christ you would be an accepting person, and love all. But, you instead make a mockery of your Christ.
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12:15 am
this is joke, no? i laugh hard!! very amusing!!
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11:31 am
In the case of Cillian Murphy what has being irish got to do with being gay? My father was Irish you racist SOB
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2:45 am
I am glad someone finally has the courage to out the actors in Hollywood who live the homogay lifestyle in secret and are subtly trying to convert their audience to sin. You have to remember that acting is a profession that attracts homogays, and even though many of them may seem like examples of rugged, bodice-ripping masculinity, as God intended, the majority must be hiding something. They arel, after all, actors.
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8:42 pm
Satan misdirected my reply, below, to the base thread. It was meant for you, Emilie. God bless.
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1:22 pm
Wow.
So, Satan is to blame for your inability to act?
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8:34 pm
“Bodice-ripping masculinity” invokes such fascinating imagery, whether it is that of a virile man ripping the bodice off of a virginal maiden, or whether it is the bodice on the man’s own body, ripping in Hulkesque abandon, as his taut pectorals expand with pulsating testosterone. Either way, I have something new and heavenly to envision during my nightly prayers. Bless you.
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2:34 pm
Cillian Murphy is gorgeous.
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