China is a communist country that dares threaten our American way of life. They are stealing the best part of our culture and weapons, then plan to turn it all against us. Fear China, my friends. Fear them!
Today, God has weighed in on the subject of China. He has made it so that their plans to overtake America in the Summer Olympics will fail. China’s coup de tat plan was to defeat America’s Dream Team by recruiting black basketball players.
Let’s be honest: while Caucasians are better adapted at coaching and owning a team, and crisp passing, great leadership and remarkable free throw percentages on the court, it’s the blacks who do all the crazy dunking and Kenyan marathon endurance in the fourth to hit those game winning shots. And China planned to use their genetic research, marked with a black’s natural ability, to build a super team. This is Soviet Ivan Drago communism at its worst! Cheat to win.
Well, God has stopped their plans. He has blown up all the watermelons of China, good luck getting black players without! Do not be surprised when you see all their chickens next fall with plague and then a blight upon their sweet potatoes! Behold the power of God and his destruction of China’s Olympic plans.